Ejector

2011-05-15T04:48:50Z

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{{disambig2|the toaster robot from Revenge of the Fallen|the toaster robot from Generation 1|Toaster}}
{{disambig2|the Allspark mutation/Decepticon appliancebot|the Autobot Micromaster with a similar but funnier name|Erector}}
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:''Ejector is an [[AllSpark Mutation]] and [[Decepticon]] from the [[Live-action film series|live-action film]] [[continuity family]].''

[[Image:ToasterBotEjector.jpg|350px|thumb|Howdy-doodley-doo!]]

'''Ejector''' is a<s>n evil</s> mischievous Transformer who can conceal himself in the form of a 4-slot bread searing machine (namely, a toaster). He cannot speak English, but appears to understand it. In toaster mode, he is capable of concealing a small payload within his frame (such as a 20 oz bottle). However, doing so prevents actual toast from being inserted inside of him, and thus partially compromises his disguise.

It is his goal in life to render the world around him blackened and crispy, unpalatable to those living in it no matter the amount of tasty [[jaAm|jam]] they try to apply. A simple goal for a simple machine.

As they say, all toasters toast toast. And this one goes one step forward.

==Fiction==
===''Revenge of the Fallen''===
Ejector was brought to life when [[Sam Witwicky]] dropped a piece of the [[AllSpark]]. Along with his fellow [[Appliancebot]]s, he tried to attack Sam but was blasted by [[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] for his troubles.
{{storylink|Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen}}
{{storylink|When Robots Attack!}}
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==Commercial Appearances==
[[Image:Toaster dew.jpg|left|thumb|Transformers 2: Electric Dewgaloo]]

While the Patsy and his other roommates were out, Ejector snuck into the fridge and stole the Patsy's last 20 oz [[Mountain Dew]]. When he returned to find it missing, the Patsy reasoned aloud that the toaster must have taken it to aggravate him in increasingly accusatory tones until his roommates intervened to calm him down—whereupon Ejector transformed behind their backs and performed a taunting "touchdown dance", rubbing himself obscenely against the cool and glistening surface of the Dew bottle while the Patsy shrieked in impotent rage. {{storylink|commercial|Mountain Dew "Transform Your Summer" Commercial}} <ref>[http://pepsi.yahoo.com/transformyoursummer/video.php The "Toaster" commercial for the "Transform Your Summer" Mountain Dew campaign.] ([http://web.archive.org/web//http://pepsi.yahoo.com/transformyoursummer/video.php backup link])</ref>
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==Related characters==
==="The Patsy"===
[[Image:Toaster roommate punkd.jpg|left|thumb|ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!]]
The Patsy knows his toaster is both alive...and evil. He's seen it moving around, causing trouble when no one else is paying attention—but for some reason ''he'' always gets blamed for the toaster's mischief!

The Patsy at least partially doubts his own sanity in the face of the toaster's growing campaign of <s>terror</s> humiliation, and he has begun to construct elaborate logical proofs for Ejector's existence... that fail to convince his roommates, but leave Ejector in stitches.

One of these days, he's going to get that Ejector, yes he will! And ''then'' we'll see who the crazy one around here is! Ha! ''Ha ha ha ha ha...''

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===The couch guys===
[[Image:Toaster roommates couch.jpg|thumb|We got the couch, now all we need is to find three girls, and we can start our own show.]]
The Patsy's roommates think he's crazy for projecting all his insecurities and failings onto the toaster. They figure he needs a girlfriend to project his failings and insecurities onto, like a normal guy.

Oh, God, is he yelling again? Yeah, okay, we'll do something about it...as soon as it's a commercial. Well, not if it's one of those delightful Mac/PC ads...
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==Toys==
===Revenge of the Fallen===
[[Image:rotf-ejector-toy-scout.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[Repurposing|Maybe]] ''[[Shattered Glass (toyline)|Shattered Glass]]'' [[Toaster]] someday.]]
*'''Ejector''' (Scout Class, 2009)
**''Japanese ID number:'' '''RD-15'''

:Yes, it's a transforming toaster — and with a courage of 10, he sure is a [[wikipedia:The Brave Little Toaster|brave little toaster]].

:Of course you want it. Unfortunately, a Mountain Dew is not included.

:His altmode is patterned on the Dualit toaster, which is quite famous in Britain.<ref>[http://www.oafe.net/yo/tfm2_ejec.php OAFE - Transformers 2: Ejector review]</ref> His plug deviates from the Dualit's British standard plug, substituting a style that appears to be modeled after the [http://www.powercords.co.uk/standard.htm AS 3112] standard.

:The silver paint used in his deco tends to scratch and flake quite easily, as it does not properly bond to the plastic. On the up side, he looks pretty good without it anyway.

::* [http://www.tfu.info/2009/Decepticon/Ejector/ejector.htm More information on Ejector at TFU.info]
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==Notes==
*For Ejector's appearance in ''When Robots Attack!'', he was given [[:Image:StandMixerAndEjector.jpg|a completely made-up color scheme]], as was every Appliancebot in that storybook.

==References==
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[[Category:Allspark Mutations]]
[[Category:Movie Transformers]]
[[Category:Revenge of the Fallen Decepticons]]

Talk:Toaster

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174.29.60.162: /* Could resist */ new section

I would like to have an issue # attached to these citing-of-the-letters-pages. Cuz it's relevant. (All pics are attribuited in their detaisl, I don't know how you'd do it for letters pages.) -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 05:40, 6 April 2006 (PDT)

As an entirely useless aside, "Toasting" is a common part of Jamaican music, kind of a proto-rapping, i.e., talking over the beat in rhyme. So in THEORY, it could be a pun in two ways (the obvious, and then the music connection). Plus, I just like it better if Blaster's brother was inexplicably Jamaican. -hx at school.

...I think that should be added, actually. (I had no idea Hooper was Jamacian!) -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 14:15, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

Sunstreaker returned for the battle on the Moon in 1988. [[Red Alert (G1)|Red Alert]] may've been deactivated longer in the Marvel UK continuity. [[User:J'mie|J'mie]] 22:31, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

==Movie==
The new addition is cute, but treating someone in the Movieverse as the same character as someone in G1 is a can of worms we really don't want to open. --[[User:Rotty|Rotty]] 06:35, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
:The character's a joke character anyway, gimme a break... 'Sides, I didn't have enough info on him to make a brand-new page. [[User:70.53.248.208|70.53.248.208]] 06:37, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

== Could resist ==

You know what Mario says: All toasters toast toast

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