Sector Seven Mobile Command Unit

2007-06-17T22:55:45Z

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[[Image:Sectorsevenmobilecommandunit.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Nothing to see here. Move along.]]

The '''Sector Seven Mobile Command Unit''' is an information control campaign. The government organization [[Sector Seven]] orchestrated a road tour of four Sector Seven agents in order to convince the general public that [[N.B.E.]]s are definitely not real and definitely not [[Frenzy (Movie)|in a cage]] in the back of their tour truck.

The Mobile Command Unit scheduled stops at various cinemas across America, where the movie-going public is filtered into the truck, told there are absolutely no Transformers, and, in theory, sent on their way. The agents are also interested in whether civilians are displaying any flu-like symptoms or [[Class Two Ear Fungus]]. However, these interrogations are invariably interrupted by a communication from Sector Seven Command which includes a very well-edited and scored satellite video feed of an [[Scorponok (Movie)|alien robot]] attack in [[Qatar]], despite the Unit's agents' protests. At the end of this embarrassing interruption, the civilians are asked to forget they saw the footage and are released.

Posters and stickers are available outside.

[[Image:S7 mobile command agents.jpg|left|thumb|250px|From left to right, Agent Fortney, Agent Holmes, Agent Bernstein, and Agent Lacy. Not <del>shown</del> <ins>existing</ins>, various N.B.E.s.]]
[[Image:S7_mobile_command_door.jpg|right|thumb|150px|The door into the Mobile Command Unit has a [[Media:S7_mobile_command_door_warning.jpg|grave warning]] posted to those who enter without "implicit written consent."]]
===Agents on tour===
* Agent Ryan Bernstein
* Agent Marty Fortney
* Agent Shannon Holmes
* Agent John Lacy

Each agent was wearing a photo ID around their neck which featured their names. The agents insisted that their agent names were their real names, which, following some Internet research, seems to be at least partly confirmed. Additionally, the Sector Seven Command agent seen on the monitor who sends the satellite video feed addresses Agent Holmes by name.

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==External links==
* [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0480381/ John Lacy on IMDB]
* [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1585046/ Marty Fortney on IMDB]

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