Ejector

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:''Ejector is an [[AllSpark Mutation]] and [[Decepticon]] from the [[Live-action film series|live-action film]] [[continuity family]].''

[[Image:ToasterBotEjector.jpg|350px|thumb|Howdy-doodley-doo!]]

'''Ejector''' is a<s>n evil</s> mischievous Transformer who can conceal himself in the form of a 4-slot bread searing machine (namely, a toaster). He cannot speak English, but appears to understand it. In toaster mode, he is capable of concealing a small payload within his frame (such as a 20 oz bottle). However, doing so prevents actual toast from being inserted inside of him, and thus partially compromises his disguise.

It is his goal in life to render the world around him blackened and crispy, unpalatable to those living in it no matter the amount of tasty [[jaAm|jam]] they try to apply. A simple goal for a simple machine.

==Fiction==
===''Revenge of the Fallen'' film===
Ejector was brought to life when [[Sam Witwicky]] dropped a piece of the [[AllSpark]]. Along with his fellow [[Appliancebot]]s, he tried to attack Sam but was blasted by [[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] for his troubles. {{storylink|Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen}} {{storylink|When Robots Attack!}}
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==Commercial appearances==
[[Image:Toaster dew.jpg|left|thumb|Transformers 2: Electric Dewgaloo]]

While the Patsy and his other roommates were out, Ejector snuck into the fridge and stole the Patsy's last 20 oz [[Mountain Dew]]. When he returned to find it missing, the Patsy reasoned aloud that the toaster must have taken it to aggravate him in increasingly accusatory tones until his roommates intervened to calm him down—whereupon Ejector transformed behind their backs and performed a taunting "touchdown dance", rubbing himself obscenely against the cool and glistening surface of the Dew bottle while the Patsy shrieked in impotent rage. {{storylink|commercial|Mountain Dew "Transform Your Summer" Commercial}} <ref>[http://pepsi.yahoo.com/transformyoursummer/video.php The "Toaster" commercial for the "Transform Your Summer" Mountain Dew campaign.] ([http://web.archive.org/web/http://pepsi.yahoo.com/transformyoursummer/video.php backup link])</ref>
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==Related characters==
==="The Patsy"===
[[Image:Toaster roommate punkd.jpg|left|thumb|ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!]]
The Patsy knows his toaster is both alive...and evil. He's seen it moving around, causing trouble when no one else is paying attention—but for some reason ''he'' always gets blamed for the toaster's mischief!

The Patsy at least partially doubts his own sanity in the face of the toaster's growing campaign of <s>terror</s> humiliation, and he has begun to construct elaborate logical proofs for Ejector's existence... that fail to convince his roommates, but leave Ejector in stitches.

One of these days, he's going to get that Ejector, yes he will! And ''then'' we'll see who the crazy one around here is! Ha! ''Ha ha ha ha ha...''

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===The couch guys===
[[Image:Toaster roommates couch.jpg|thumb|We got the couch, now all we need is to find three girls, and we can start our own show.]]
The Patsy's roommates think he's crazy for projecting all his insecurities and failings onto the toaster. They figure he needs a girlfriend to project his failings and insecurities onto, like a normal guy.

Oh, God, is he yelling again? Yeah, okay, we'll do something about it...as soon as it's a commercial. Well, not if it's one of those delightful Mac/PC ads...
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==Toys==
===Revenge of the Fallen===
[[Image:rotf-ejector-toy-scout.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[Repurposing|Maybe]] ''[[Transformers: Shattered Glass (toyline)|Shattered Glass]]'' [[Toaster]] someday.]]
*'''Ejector''' (Scout Class, 2009)
**''Japanese ID number:'' '''RD-15'''

:Yes, it's a transforming toaster — and with a courage of 10, he sure is a [[wikipedia:The Brave Little Toaster|brave little toaster]].

:Of course you want it. Unfortunately, a Mountain Dew is not included.

:His altmode is patterned on the Dualit toaster, which is quite famous in Britain.<ref>[http://www.oafe.net/yo/tfm2_ejec.php OAFE - Transformers 2: Ejector review]</ref> His plug deviates from the Dualit's British standard plug, substituting a style that appears to be modeled after the [http://www.powercords.co.uk/standard.htm AS 3112] standard.

:The silver paint used in his deco tends to scratch and flake quite easily, as it does not properly bond to the plastic. On the up side, he looks pretty good without it anyway.

::* [http://www.tfu.info/2009/Decepticon/Ejector/ejector.htm More information on Ejector at TFU.info]
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==Notes==
*For Ejector's appearance in ''When Robots Attack!'', he was given [[:Image:StandMixerAndEjector.jpg|a completely made-up color scheme]], as was every Appliancebot in that storybook.
*While in the Mountain Dew commercial and on official design sheets Ejector has four arms, in ROTF he only has two. The toy was most likely based on the first model, thus the 4 arms.

===Foreign names===
*''Japanese:'' '''Ejector''' (イジェクター ''Ejekutā'')

==References==
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[[Category:AllSpark Mutations]]
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[[Category:Revenge of the Fallen Decepticons]]

Nokia-bot

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:''Nokia-bot is a [[AllSpark Mutation|freaky little critter]] from the [[Movie (franchise)|2007 movie franchise]] in the [[Live-action film series|live-action film]] [[continuity family]].''

[[Image:NokiaBot-art.jpg|right|300px|thumb|And you thought cell phones giving you cancer was bad...]]
'''Nokia-bot''' is a Nokia N93i cell phone formerly owned by [[Glen Whitmann]] and transformed into a [[Transformer]] by the power of the [[AllSpark]]. It's a rather violent and hysterical creature, armed with several weapons.

{{quote|It's like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from Hell, huh?|Agent Simmons|''[[Transformers (2007)|Transformers]]''}}

==Fiction==
===''Transformers'' (2007) film===
[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG|left|250px|thumb|There's a gun on its crotch. Is that supposed to mean something?]]
When asked about the AllSpark's energy, Agents [[Seymour Simmons|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[John Keller (Movie)|John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller quietly replied that Simmons was "a little strange".)

Simmons then demonstrated the power of the AllSpark by giving life to the Nokia. Transforming into a spidery robot mode, the Nokia robot went crazy and started attempting to escape its glass prison by firing tiny missiles and shooting bullets, as well as slamming itself repeatedly into the glass. When it looked like the creature might break out of the case, Simmons had it blasted with an energy pulse, killing it.

Simmons seemed to really enjoy the whole thing. He's very odd. {{storylink|Transformers (2007)|Transformers}}

==Notes==
* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played [[Wikipedia:Suicidal Tendencies|Suicidal Tendencies]]' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c-G2o67RoU "Master of No Mercy"]. [[Michael Bay]] explained on his DVD audio commentary that Apple refused to license the iPod for use as a psychotic robot that is quickly murdered.
* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's as crazy as Frenzy, that seems right, for some reason.
* The designation "Nokia-bot" comes from the [http://web.archive.org/web/20090315094339/http://benprocter.com/SITEv2/HTML/ZOOM_Trans/ZOOM_62.html character design].

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