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<div>:''JaAm is a mysterious quantity in the [[Armada (franchise)|Armada]] portion of the [[Unicron Trilogy]] [[continuity family]].''<br />
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[[Image:Hotshotjaam.jpg|right|180px|thumb|jAaM jaAm rEvOLutiOn]]<br />
[[Hot Shot (Armada)|Hot Shot]] is obsessed with '''JaAm'''. No one's really sure what it is, though Hot Shot's Autobot peers have suggested it may be some mysterious fuel source. Regardless, it's important enough to Hot Shot that he had a vanity license plate made to proclaim his love for it!<br />
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==WhAt iS jAam??==<br />
Just before the [[Armada (toyline)|''Armada'' toyline]]'s imminent release in 2002, scans of the first pack-in [[Armada (mini-comic)|mini-comic]] were put online both at [http://www.transformers.com Transformers.com] and at [http://www.bwtf.com Ben's World of Transformers], the latter of which received early production samples from [[Hasbro]] for review. The original comic was trilingual, forcing the [[Chris Sarracini|writer]] to fit three languages worth of dialogue into tiny word bubbles, resulting in short and often stilted prose. Because of these limitations, many found the mini-comic to be a bit lacking. The British fan [[User:Blueshift|Yartek]] took it upon himself to rewrite the dialogue as nonsense, portraying Hot Shot as a mentally challenged, tortured freak of nature, famously proclaiming such things as "mY liFE iS PaIn" and "[[Kibble|WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?]]" in randomly uppercase and lowercase letters. (This was, perhaps, Yartek's commentary on the art.) The most famous quote, "jaAm", comes from Hot Shot's description of the large green energy-draining device, which he mistakes for a container of [[wikipedia:Fruit_preserves|jam]].<br />
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The rewritten mini-comic proved to be wildly popular in the fandom and grew to be one of the most persistent memes through the duration of Armada and beyond. When [[Ben Yee]] overhauled his toy review system, he commissioned Hot Shot fan [[David Willis]] to create a series of images based on the mini-comic. Ironically, the Hot Shot toy itself rated poorly on Ben Yee's scale.<br />
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Hot Shot's love of JaAm was referenced twice on his [[Universe (2008 toyline)|''Universe'' toy]]—once on his vanity license plate, and about a quarter of his packaging bio is dedicated to it. Hasbro stayed up too late one night drinking, it feels like. Who's complaining?<br />
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==NoTeS==<br />
*The specific capitalization of "JaAm" never actually appears in the comic, but Hasbro has used this capitalization on the back of ''Universe'' Hot Shot's packaging, with one "A" being larger than the others - perhaps, we humbly propose, because that's how we've spelled it on this wiki.<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.redshirt.co.uk/tall-tales/armada-the-real-story/ "Armada - The REAL Story", by Yartek] <br />
*[[wikipedia:Fruit_preserves#Jam|Jam]] on Wikipedia<br />
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