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:''Joe Colton is a member of [[Adventure Team (G.I. Joe)|Adventure Team]] and [[G.I. Joe (team)|G.I. Joe]] from the [[Generation 1 (franchise)|Generation 1]] [[continuity family]].''<br />
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[[Image:Joe colton.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Joe Colton doesn't sleep, he waits.]]<br />
'''Joseph Brady Colton "G.I. Joe"''' uses his uncanny resemblance to [[wikipedia:Chuck_Norris|Chuck Norris]] to benefit mankind as the guy for whom the G.I. Joe team is named.<br />
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He was partners with [[Atomic Man|Mike Power]], who had a robotic arm and leg, which is more robotics than your average human has, but still much less than a [[Transformer]]. <br />
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Colton eventually teamed up with [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]], which was pretty cool. Chuck Norris never teamed up with Optimus Prime.<br />
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Joe should never be confused with [[Jake Colton]]. Joe eats men like Jake for breakfast.<br />
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==Fiction==<br />
===''GI Joe vs. the Transformers''===<br />
In the late 1970s, Joseph Colton led the three-man Adventure Team through the Himalayan Mountains. They came under attack from the airborne forces of General Mihai, who were in turn attacked by members of [[Cobra-La]]. Working for Cobra-La was [[Bludgeon (G1)|Bludgeon]], who killed [[Atomic Man]]. Colton and his guide, [[Chok-Pa]], were saved by [[Pythona]]'s wish to keep the two captive. And so the original G.I. Joe went missing in action.<br />
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Colton was imprisoned for decades, during which he was tormented by Pythona about the coming of [[Unicron]]. Joe retained a silent rage. When Pythona informed him that members of G.I. Joe, [[Flint (G.I. Joe)|Flint]] and [[Hawk (G.I. Joe)|Hawk]], had been sent to Tibet, along with [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]], Colton freed himself and soon allied with the men and [[Autobot]].<br />
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Colton explained how Bludgeon arrived to team up with the Cobra-La civilization and helped fight their forces. He led the team to where a [[metal-eating spore]] was being cultivated as part of a back-up plan in case Unicron betrayed Cobra-La. A horde of [[yeti]] attacked, but Joe fought them all off with his [[kung-fu grip]] and interrogated a yeti, which only Joe could do.<br />
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Joe, Flint, and Prime loaded up [[Cosmos (G1)|Cosmos]] with the spores, intending to use Cobra-La's back-up plan to defeat Unicron. However, Joe was soon attacked and badly beaten by [[Nemesis Enforcer]]. Close to defeat, his grizzled manliness finally reached Pythona's heart. She stabbed Nemesis Enforcer in the back and saved the hero.<br />
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Cosmos and Flint deployed the spores and destroyed Unicron, and Joe later explained to [[Duke (G.I. Joe)|Duke]] that he'd succeeded in his life's mission and needed to be re-purposed. Flint later briefed a group of men for a mission to explore the insides of the now-dead Unicron, a group to be led by Joseph Colton. {{storylink|Black Horizon}}<br />
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==Notes==<br />
*Colton's spacesuit at the end of "Black Horizon" is derived from the outfit worn by the "Super Joe Commander" in Hasbro's late 1970s "[http://www.freewebs.com/superjoecommand/ Super Joe]" offshoot of the G.I. Joe toyline. Obscure!<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://www.yojoe.com/action/94/gijoe.shtml Joe Colton on YoJoe.com]<br />
* [http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/kungfugrip/ Kung Fu Grip Stations of the Cross]<br />
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