Glen Whitmann

2007-07-12T05:03:08Z

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:''Glen Whitmann is a [[human]] in the [[Movie (franchise)|Movie]] [[continuity family]].

[[Image:GlenWhitmann_freakout.JPG|right|thumb|300px|"That killer robot is really distracting!"]]

'''Glen Whitmann''' is an expert hacker and computer hardware technician.... who lives with his grandma. How in the hell he knows a hottie like [[Maggie Madsen]] is anyone's guess.

A colossal dork, he spends his days playing ''Dance Dance Revolution'' with his cousin, living under the shouty regime of his mother and grandmother, and can tell quickly the difference between an attack by Freddy Krueger and one by [[Wolverine]]. He breaks almost instantly under pressure, but when he's ''really'' scared, is still capable of working his technological magic.

Unsurprisingly, he's a virgin. Since he helped Maggie out, maybe he should ask her for a favor...

==Fiction==
===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
:''Actor'': [[Anthony Anderson]]
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It was the beginning of a bad day for Glen when his game of ''Dance Dance Revolution'' is interrupted by his improbably attractive friend [[Maggie Madsen|Maggie]]. At first, he was reluctant to end the game session with his cousin until Maggie told him she possessed highly classified data that would land her in jail for the rest of her life if the authorities found out. His curiosity piqued, Glen proceeded to hack into the data, discovering images and files about something called [[Megatron (Movie)|Project: Iceman]] and an organization named [[Sector Seven]]. In the code itself, he discovered [[Cybertronian lanuage|strange symbols]]. Before they could view any more information, an FBI assault team crashed through the front door, prompting Glen's cousin to break out of the back door in a bid to escape, but is tackled into the swimming pool by an FBI agent. As he and Maggie are handcuffed, Glen cries out that ''nobody'' treads on his grandma's carpet, especially the po-lice.

While in an FBI holding room, Glen eats a plate of donuts, telling Maggie that she shouldn't worry, the FBI were going to play 'Good cop/Bad cop', and the donuts were a test. He theorizes that a guilty person would not touch the donuts, while an innocent man would eat them, and he's eaten the entire plate. He concludes that all they need to do is stick up for each other and they'll be fine. As soon as the interrogation agents arrive, announcing that the pair were both in a ''lot'' of trouble, Glen suddenly cries out that its all Maggie's fault, she's the one who brought him the data, and that he was just playing video games. He further reveals that he is a virgin, and that the worst he has done is download a few thousand songs off the internet, but who hasn't? After being told to shut up by Maggie, he exclaims that a criminal such as herself shouldn't talk to him, then quickly sits down to recover from the sugar rush while Maggie explains what she was trying to accomplish.

[[Image:Maggie-and-Glen.jpg|left|thumb|250px|Glen (right) with [[Maggie Madsen]] (left) and a US soldier who didn't quite make the shot.]]

Later, Secretary of Defence [[John Keller|Keller]] barges into the room, announcing that Maggie was coming with him as an adviser. Glen inquired about himself, prompting the confused Keller to ask who he was. Maggie replied that Glen was ''her'' adviser. Keller allowed him to come along. Soon, they were in a helicopter with [[Samuel James Witwicky|two]] [[Mikaela Banes|teenagers]] who were also on board for some reason. The boy broke the awkward silence, prompting Maggie to ask what did the government get them in for. To Glen's astonishment, the boy, Sam, replied that he bought a car that turned out to be [[Bumblebee (Movie)|an alien robot]].

When the Iceman thawed, Secretary Keller, [[Reggie Simmons|Agent Simmons]], and Maggie managed to get an old radio, unfortunately, it had no microphones. Maggie suggested that Glen wire a computer to the radio and use that as an interface, using Keller's authorization codes as confirmation. Despite an attack by [[Frenzy (Movie)|a tiny killer robot]], Glen was able to link up with the military.

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==Trivia==
[[Image:StorybookGlen.jpg|right|thumb|200px|"Soon, the Rainbow of Light will be mine! AHAHAHAHA - uh. *whinny*"]]

* Glen Whitmann's pre-production name was Glenn Ross Dygert.

* In [[Transformers: The Movie Storybook]], Glen is inexplicably white. Also, he has a My Little Pony.

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