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Don Murphy

2009-06-03T20:27:55Z

81.159.97.96: /* Trivia */

{{disambig2|the film producer|the vicious killing machine that feels no sympathy and no remorse|Majin Zarak}}
[[Image:DonMurphy.jpg|right|200px|thumb|He is SO going to sue us.]]
'''Don Murphy''' ( 1967ish<ref>None of Don Murphy's official biographies include his birthdate. The book ''Killer Instinct'' (see below) says he was in his mid-20s during the 1992-1994 production of ''Natural Born Killers''.</ref> - ) is one of the producers of the [[Transformers (2007)|2007 ''Transformers'' movie]] and its sequel, ''[[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]''.

{{quote|...one of Don's great gifts is complete obliviousness to what anyone thinks about him.|Jane Hamsher, ''Killer Instinct''<ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Killer-Instinct-Jane-Hamsher/dp/0767900758/ref=pd_bbs_sr_4/002-1913954-2293612?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1184012976&sr=8-4 ''Killer Instinct''] is the 1998 book by Don Murphy's writing partner, Jane Hamsher, recounting the production of the 1994 movie ''Natural Born Killers''.</ref>, 1998}}

Don Murphy is best known among [[Fandom|fans]] for hosting an open and frank discussion of on his [http://donmurphy.net/ web site] forums about the pre-production of the 2007 ''Transformers'' movie, where no voice, ''no matter how unpopular'', was shut out of the debate.<ref>The accuracy of this statement is suspect.</ref> The 4-year ongoing dialog included 2500+ posts or replies to fans on all aspects of the production. Mr. Murphy interacted with fans using the persona of the "angry sheriff", a voice of authority who was neither diplomatic nor tactful<ref name="personality">By all third-party accounts, the angry, difficult "persona" Murphy claims to have been using has a 1:1 correlation to his ''actual personality.''</ref>, and would sometimes ''gently mock'' those with whose opinions he disagreed.

{{quote|I NEVER INSULTED HIS MOTHER EITHER. THE FACT THAT SHE DOES NOT LIKE HER OWN SON SO THAT HE HAS TO GO CHANGE HIS NAME AND SEEK ATTENTION ON THE WEB IS HIS PROBLEM NOT HERS.|Don Murphy discusses your mom<ref>Don's affectionate nickname for this fan was "goat-blower".</ref>|The Don Murphy Forums, 2006}}

Prior to ''Transformers'', Don Murphy produced the 1994 sci-fi ninja epic ''[[wikipedia:Double_Dragon_(film)|Double Dragon]]'', adaptions of ''[[wikipedia:From_Hell_(film)|From Hell]]'' and ''[[wikipedia:The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen_(film)|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'' that resulted in comic-book writer [[wikipedia:Alan_Moore|Alan Moore]]'s refusal to allow any future film adaptations of his work<ref>Moore became co-defendant in a lawsuit claiming that ''The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen'' was plagiarized from another screenplay pitched to 20th Century Fox in 1993. The allegedly plagiarized elements were not from Moore's story, but had all been "added" by Fox's screenwriters. While charges of plagiarism often lack merit, ''League of Extraordinary Gentlemen''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s pre-production (including writing) began ''before'' the first issue of the ''League of Extraordinary Gentlemen'' comic was published (confirmed in an interview with ''Don Murphy'' from a DVD-extra,) which looks...weird, and bad, and kinda icky. ''Fox settled the lawsuit for an undisclosed sum.''</ref><ref>Moore refused to sell any further stories he held sole control of, and for those stories whose sale he could not block, he demanded his name be removed from the picture and his payment for those films instead be given to his collaborators (usually the artist he had worked with). He then did a series of interviews prior to the launch of the film ''V for Vendetta'' telling people it was a terrible movie and not to go see it. [http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/index.cgi?article=2153 Monday May 23, 2005 Lying in the Gutters column retelling of Moore's departure from Hollywood]</ref> and (to date) the finish of [[wikipedia:Sean_Connery|Sean Connery]]'s screen career<ref>[http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/crow/news/1787407/weekly_ketchup_the_crow_and_the_phantom_get_rebooted Rotten Tomatoes notes that Connery hasn't made a film since.]</ref>, and the 1994 movie ''[[wikipedia:Natural_Born_Killers|Natural Born Killers]]'' by screenwriter [[wikipedia:Quentin_Tarantino|Quentin Tarantino]], who publicly disowned alterations to the movie and physically assaulted Don Murphy when they ran into one another at a restaurant three years later.<ref>Tarantino attacked Murphy in the Ago restaurant on October 22, 1997. [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/msg/02925d01f0b24111?dmode=source&hl=en Transcript of a ''Variety'' article detailing the confrontation] Don Murphy sued him for $5,000,000. (Outcome of lawsuit unknown?)</ref>

Among Don Murphy's many talents is ''acting'': He played "Creep at Restaurant"<ref name="personality">By all third-party accounts, the angry, difficult "persona" Murphy claims to have been using has a 1:1 correlation to his ''actual personality.''</ref> in the 1998 movie ''[[wikipedia:Hairshirt_(film)|Hairshirt]]''.

==Trivia==

{{quote|Violate no laws but let's find out who this is and make sure her employers and friends know she is in the cult [Wikipedia]|Don Murphy is such a nice man.|The Don Murphy Forums 2009, "Wikipedia Dickhead of Tomorrow"}}
{{quote|now - address? phone number? what?|Don Murphy, breaking laws, on the same thread}}

* During production of the ''Transformers'' movie, an oft-heard claim was that it would turn out to be Don Murphy's [http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=streetfighter.htm ''Street Fighter'']. However, this is inaccurate, as Murphy produced [http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=doubledragon.htm ''Double Dragon''], which was released roughly a month and a half earlier than [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111301/ ''Street Fighter''] and brought in about $30,000,000 less. In actuality, the mockers should have stated, "TEH TF MVOIE WIL B UR NXT DBL DRGN!!1"

* Frequent posters on Murphy's internet message board have come to be referred to as "Stooges", a term originally used as an insult by a disgruntled former board member who was banned for, shall we say, "poor behavior". [[GEEWUN|(This is a whole other messy business in and of itself—don't ask.)]] As a parting dig at the offending poster, the remaining board members adopted the moniker as their own, and now proudly use it as an expression of honor and camaraderie. The disgruntled former board member's username has been stricken from every obelisk, pyramid, and temple, and much like [[Pat Lee]], is now most often referred to as a variation of "He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" or [[Beast|worse]]. Sometimes [[Floro Dery|MUCH worse]]. We are not making this up.

* Don Murphy has personal vendettas against about half the planet, including Wikipedia<ref name="wprev">[http://wikipediareview.com/blog/20070907/don-murphy-another-living-person-who-doesnt-want-a-wikipedia-biography/ Wikipedia Review article on Don Murphy's feud with Wikipedia.]</ref> and [[IDW Publishing]]<ref name="donidw1">[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showthread.php?t=7840 One of Don Murphy's many, many anti-IDW rants.]</ref>, whom he frequently refers to by "funny" nicknames such as "Shitipedia", "Wikipediots"<ref name="donwp1">[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showthread.php?t=25042 One of Don Murphy's many, many anti-Wikipedia rants.]</ref> and "It Doesn't Work Comics"<ref name="donidw2">[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showthread.php?t=26886 One of Don Murphy's many uses of the nickname "It Doesn't Work"]</ref>. Despite his contempt for Wikipedia, he repeatedly sneaks back onto it to remove negative material from articles about himself and his projects, and to make unsubstantiated accusations that he's being attacked, only to be blocked repeatedly.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_ColScott Wikipedia sockpuppets of Don "ColScott" Murphy]</ref> These conflicts have resulted in Don posting the personal details of a Wikipedia admin (who had blocked him) on his public message board, coupled with an open call for cyber-stalking<ref name="donwp2">[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showthread.php?t=26848 Don Murphy asking his "Stooges" to harass a Wikipedia admin via e-mail.]</ref> (which he has attempted to repeat with other Wikipedia editors who challenge him<ref>[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showthread.php?t=28938 Another cyberstalking campaign]</ref>) and openly asked for their contact details to go on his board. <ref>[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showthread.php?t=30002 YET ANOTHER cyberstalking campaign, and he really did ask that]</ref>, as well as a bizarre challenge to IDW editor-in-chief [[Chris Ryall]] to a "Q&A" session at Don's boards.<ref name="donryall">[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showthread.php?t=27027 Don Murphy's challenge to Chris Ryall.]</ref> His current sig is a large attack on "Wikipediots".

==References==
{{Reflist|2}}

==External Links==
* [http://www.lukeford.net/profiles/profiles/don_murphy.htm Lukeford.net profile of Don Murphy]
* [http://donmurphy.net/ DonMurphy.net] - Don's web site and forums
* [http://akas.imdb.com/name/nm0006613/ Don Murphy at the Internet Movie Database]
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/09/business/media/09fans.html?_r=1&oref=slogin Fans Get to Talk About 'Transformers,' and the Knives Are Unsheathed on NYtimes.com]

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[[Category:Movie]]

Transformers Comic issue 25

2009-06-03T12:17:36Z

81.159.97.96: /* Items of note */

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|next=Transformers Comic Vol 2 issue 1
|image=Tf mag 25 2009.JPG
|caption="Stockade VS Megatron!" just isn't a draw...
|publisher=[[Titan Books|Titan Magazines]]
|date=21 May 2009
|editor=[[Steve White]]
|designer=[[Danny Preston]]
|deputy editor=[[Den Patrick]]
|contributing editors=[[Natalie Clubb]]
|publishing manager=[[Darryl Curtis]]
}}
'''Part 17 of a 5-part alternate universe...'''

==Contents==
===Revolution Part Three===
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At [[Hoover Dam]], [[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] is cajoled and taunted by [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron's spirit]] into placing an [[All Spark|All Spark fragment]] and the interface module into Megatron's [[Transformers Comic issue 13|corpse]]. After doing so, Starscream finds his mind is his own again... and he realises just what he's done!

In [[Philadelphia]], [[Pennsylvania]], the [[Decepticon Civil War]] is reaching its conclusion! [[Stockade (Movie)|Stockade]], [[Fracture]], and their [[drones]] tear through [[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout's]] forces, taking over the drones they don't destroy. Blackout rejects Stockade's offer to surrender and sics [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] on him... and gets Scorponok thrown back at him. [[Overcast (Movie)|Overcast]] "tidies up" the beaten foes, while Stockade states the next objective is to seize the [[Decepticon Heartland]], not that Starscream will be a challenge. And when Overcast asks if they'll really just hand [[Earth]] back at the end of it, Stockade hints they may ''not''...

Southwest of Lynchburg, [[Virginia]], [[Mikaela Banes]] is being called to an early morning meeting with [[Tom Banachek]] at a diner. Tom reveals that two weeks ago, he was covertly contacted by [[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] to be part of their contigency plan for ''when'' [[Theodore Allen]] was used against them. Tom was given the means to 'see' Decepticon cerebro-strips and see who in the government was a Decepticon puppet, and has finally identified everyone from the President on down. He then reveals to a stunned Mikaela that the Autobots faked their deaths so they could operate more easily... just as four very familiar driverless vehicles turn up...

As the sun rises on [[Savannah]], the New Decepticons find absolutely no one is home. Fracture wonders if Starscream just up and ran, but Stockade knows things are never ''that'' easy... and then, hovering like a vast predatory bird, ''Megatron'' blitzes them and makes a landing!

The Autobots rocket down the interstate to Georgia, and [[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] finds Mikaela's a wee bit pissed at him for faking his death without telling her, believing they didn't trust her not to be a puppet again. He apologetically explains ''how'' they faked their deaths—launching a jamming pulse that disabled all video feeds long enough to cloak their shuttle and ''de''cloak a ''second'' shuttle to get hit by the Patriot missile—but she's still angry. After all they'd been through, didn't she deserve better?

As the Autobots arrive, Stockade and Megatron are duking it out, Megatron taking every [[Nucleon]]-fueled blow and striking back, while the other New Decepticons are strafed by a silent Starscream. [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] gets confirmation from <strike>Strongarm</strike> Ironhide that [[Evac (Movie)|Evac]] reports "go" on [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]] and all regional strike teams are ready... and then orders the Autobots to strike! The Autobots beging shooting strange attachments onto the Decepticon's backs, while Optimus distracts Megatron with ''violence''. Stockade recognises the devices and protests to [[Strongarm (Movie)|Strongarm]] that they had a deal—to which the Autobot replies Stockade was merrily ''altering'' that deal, so he can be part of the ''new'' one...

...and suddenly ''every'' Decepticon on Earth is forcibly teleported to Cybertron! The Autobots had spent the last fortnight rigging up the teleportation requipment that [[Unicron]] had installed into Cybertron so that they could 'tag' and transport people there... and then rig the planet itself to teleport! The assembly will burn out and there's no spares on Cybertron, leaving the Decepticons all trapped on a dead world in the far reaches of space...

Mikaela asks if this means the Autobots are trapped on Earth, but Bumblebee replies there are worse fates. Tom and Optimus note there's still a long way to go, with Decepticon puppets to liberate and drones to decommission, but the war is now over.

And Mikaela gets into Bumblebee and drives off to explore this brave new world...

{{-}}

===The Race===
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|caption=WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
|writer=[[Robin Etherington]]
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|colours=[[Kat Nicholson]]
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[[Bumblebee (Animated)|Bumblebee]] tears through [[Detroit]], not noticing as [[Blackarachnia (Animated)|Blackarachnia]] tags him with a transmitter, and reaches the Autobot base in ''just'' under three minutes... to deliver a pizza to a happy [[Sari Sumdac|Sari]]. As Bumblebee bigs up his speed, [[Prowl (Animated)|Prowl]] points he may be fast but he's also reckless and keeps going through red lights—taking shortcuts is a weakness, and Prowl bets even ''he'' could take Bumblebeee in a fair contest. Bumblebee thinks those are fightin' words, and Sari steps in to propose the solution—a race!

Blackarachnia, [[Lugnut]] and [[Blitzwing (Animated)|Blitzwing]], meanwhile, are listening in thanks to Blackarachnia's transmitter. Lugnut wonders if they shouldn't just call in [[Megatron (Animated)|Megatron]] now they know where the Autobots will be, but Blackarachnia points out the Autobots always ''beat'' Megatron because of the '''Power of Teamwork (TM)'''. But if they seperate an Autobot from the others, such as during a race, then he'd be vulnerable...

The next day, Sari introduces the Autobot's to [[Crazy Coyote Canyon]], one of her dad's test sites, and location of the race. She's drawn an adorable little map (with a little drawing of Prowl marked "grumpy") and identifies the mazes, rock falls and caverns along the race track, as well as the fact radio reception is nil. [[Bulkhead (Animated)|Bulkhead]] eagerly asks if he can race too, to Prowl's confusion and Bumblebee's mocking, but [[Optimus Prime (Animated)|Daddy Optimus]] says ''anyone'' can race if they want to. (You can see how the strip'll end, can't you.)

The race begins, with Bumblebee and Prowl tearing off while Bulkhead, having ''forgotten to transform'', eats their dust. The Decepticons lie in wait, Lugnut whining at the idea he won't get to smash the 'bots, while Prowl and Bumblebee taunt each other. 'bee even ''drives backwards'' just to show up Prowl... who just raises his front wheel and ''drives over'' him. Now far in the lead, Prowl muses reckless actions lead to sticky situations... as he drives into Blackarachnia's web cos he's not looking where he's going.

Bumblebee, figuring Prowl's cheating and gone into a cave to use a shortcut, 'follows' him in and finds his team-mate a Decepticon prisoner! Unable to call for help, and with a happy Lugnut asking if he can hit the captive with a stick like a pinata, Bumblebee seems finished... until he sits down on the transmitter and finally notices it. That gives him an idea—and just as Lugnut finds a ''stalagmite'' to use as a stick, Bumblebee speeds in, slaps him on the butt, and runs out again.

Blitzwing and Lugnut follow, tracking the transmittter, and get hopelessly lost while Bumblebee (having looked at Sari's map) is able to double-back, much to Blackarachnia's confusion. As the other Cons come back, Bumblebee frees Prowl and both agree to do this the reckless way—driving up the cave wall towards the roof, making themselves an easy target... and the Decepticons realise too late that firing on the ceiling will cause it to cave in on them! The Autobots then head out to continue their race, only to find, yep, Bulkhead got to the finish while they were occupied. Bumblebee graciously accepts defeat, while Blackarachnia not-so-graciously screams in anger when she realises her transmitter's on Lugnut's rump...

{{-}}

===Articles & features===
* Competition Winners: a summary of who won in the many competitions over the comic's first run.
* Top Gear: Competitions.
* Star Screams: Letters, art and photos from readers, answered by Starscream..

===Free Gift===
* "'''2''' FAB FREE GIFTS!!!" - a Movie-themed sheet of fridge magnets and the holy Animated Pencil Pod that was planned for the lost Animated #4.
* Free "H.M. Armed Forces" trading cards, attached inside to a double-page ad.

===Reprints===
''Reprinted stories are only a portion of their respective issues.''

* [[Megatron Origin|Megatron Origin, part 4b]] (10 pages, split into two halves)
* [[The Ascending|Beast Wars: The Ascending part 4b]] (12 pages)

==Errors==
* Stockade has a command attributed to a beaten Blackout, which is especially odd as the command appears to be to blow up Blackout's beaten troops. (The panel also gives the impression it's to kill Blackout, but Overcast shoots ''behind'' him...)
* No one else is at the diner... ''including no staff''. So who opened up and sold Tom his coffee?
* Fracture appears to be pushing [[Incinerator (Movie)|Incinerator]] out of the way while telling ''Storm Surge'' to "move!" when Megatron attacks, even though he's at the other end of the panel; that line could've been meant for Overcast and his tactical command for her, except the posing is wrong for that. Either Davis-Hunt did a mix-up or Fracture just really likes Storm Surge.
* Ironhide's report to Prime is given to Strongarm.
* The "Previously" summary for Megatron Origin has so many typos in it I'm not even going to try listing them.
* An ad for back issues has pictures of ''the wrong covers'' next to the issue numbers.

==Quotes==
===Revolution===
"I—." 
"Why do you ''hesitate''? Would you rather concede defeat now? Grovel in abject surrender to Stockade's rampant ''New Decepticons''?" 
"Nnn-no." 
"Then—''do'' it!"
:—'''Starscream''' gives in to '''Megatron's''' peer pressure

"Look, Blackout, it's hopeless. You're alone, we already control over half your drone units. Surrender... or be ''annihilated''."
:—'''Stockade'''

"My guess is, Optimus Prime didn't survive all these years without staying one jump ahead of the Decepticons. He ''saw'' this coming, Mikaela, right down to the Patriot missile..." 
:—'''Tom Banachek'''

"Base pretender... your ''lord and master'' has returned."
:—'''Megatron''' to Stockade

"It was important to ''limit'' the possible exposure, we felt—" 
"She's ''already'' been compromised once. What's to say the silly girl hasn't picked herself up another cerebro-strip?" 
:—'''Bumblebee''' strikes out with '''Mikaela'''

"Once... I might have faltered... hesitated... let your reputation turn my servos to mercury... but that was before I tapped the full devastating potential... of ''Nucleon!''" 
"Yes! You are ''strong'' now, Stockade, but strength without vision, without dynamism, is ''nothing''. Your pitiful lack of real, clarified ambition... is your achilles heel!"
:—'''Stockade's''' barrage of punches is beaten by '''Megatron's''' grab-and-flip move

"That's always been ''your'' achilles heel, Megatron... overconfidence!"
:—'''Optimus Prime'''

"C'mon, Bumblebee. It's a brave new world... and it's all out there, just waiting for ''us''!''"
:—'''Bumblebee''' and '''Mikaela'''

===The Race===

"How many red lights did you drive through on the way back?" 
"Um, let me think... I remember the first ''ten'', but then I lost count! They all sort of blurred into one—''because I was going '''that''' fast!''"
:—'''Prowl's''' criticism has the wrong effect on '''Bumblebee'''

"Erm, Bulkhead, you're not exactly built for ''speed''." 
"No—you're built for ''slow''! Hahahahaha!"
:—'''Prowl''' and '''Bumblebee'''

"I will still get to smash the Autobot, won't I? You're not going to steal my fun!"
:—'''Lugnut'''

"''Let your mega-bombs fly, Lugnut!'' *bombs hit ceiling* Ohhhhh dear..."
:-'''Blackarachnia'''

===Star Screams===
"24/7 societies lack cohesion, and are even worse for you mouth-breathers than they are for us, superior, machines. And at least we don't get dandruff." 

Fan: "To be honest I am not a big fan of you because you are a naughty. However, if you print my photo, I may forgive you." 
"Noah, my dear Noah. You are entirely correct—I am indeed 'naughty', and I will certainly make sure my minions print your picture, but not because I desire your forgiveness. In fact I think I may circulate your picture among my agents for crimes against the Decepticons."

"[Barbie]'s almost as loathsome as that troublesome Mikaela Banes. That said, Barbie does have a plastic exterior so perhaps with the right software and endoskeleton, she could make a useful pet... Baines [sic], however, prevents more of a challenge. She would have to be scooped out and some sort of self-sealing resin sprayed over her to prevent the organic bits rotting off—a disgusting habit. I'll have a think."

Fan: "Is Blackout the tallest Decepticon?" 
"No, he's dead. We had to dig a deep pit though."

Fan: "My great big toys of Optimus and Megatron have joined forces to drag my tiny Starscream toy off to the Gulag, the one in the toilet! There you will rot in an eternity of suffering, especially after Daddy has had a curry." 
"Trust a methane-powered, troglodytic, walking bacteria farm to threaten me with excrement. Still, I can't expect too much from you, you're barely six years old and have an obsession with [[Grimlock (G1)|Grimlock]] and putting plastic toys in the toilet."

==Items of note==
* Once again, the cover text in last issue's cover preview is different to the published thing. The main text, meanwhile, has been shifted all to the right and a giant "SHOWDOWN!" tagline has been dropped. Why? Cos the FREE GIFTS! would have covered it, the bloody things.
* The main strip is a whopping ''fifteen'' pages.
* Stockade hoped to have Blackout and Scorponok in his new order.
* The Autobot plan explains the brief static in #23.
* Stockade was clearly thinking about welshing on the deal, but he hadn't said so in front of the Autobots. Either storming the Decepticon Heartland was not part of the deal and that's how they twigged it, or Optimus (who has said he didn't trust Stockade to stick to the deal) ''deliberately'' ordered for the New Decepticons to be teleported away ''regardless''. Which is pretty ruthless.
* With no fuel on Cybertron except ''maybe'' the remaining Nucleon, the Decepticons will probably starve to death. Damn.
* The fate of [[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] is a notable loose end.
* The alternate universe ends how it started, with Mikaela driving in Bumblebee and the thought of a happy ending. Awww!
* While lost in the caves, Lugnut says he's scared of the dark.
* Also according to Lugnut, Transformers have "robo-'''butts'''". No, honest.
* The comic informs us that the series is restarting from issue 1 in June, which will be a "Giant Sized Issue!". Sadly, the cover is a stock photo.

[[Category:Comics]]
[[Category:Movie]]
[[Category:Transformers Magazine issues]]

Transformers Comic issue 25

2009-06-03T12:14:09Z

81.159.97.96: /* Free Gift */

{{Comicstory
|seriesissue=[[Transformers (Titan Magazine)|''Transformers Universe'' (Titan)]] #25
|prev=Transformers Comic issue 24
|next=Transformers Comic Vol 2 issue 1
|image=Tf mag 25 2009.JPG
|caption="Stockade VS Megatron!" just isn't a draw...
|publisher=[[Titan Books|Titan Magazines]]
|date=21 May 2009
|editor=[[Steve White]]
|designer=[[Danny Preston]]
|deputy editor=[[Den Patrick]]
|contributing editors=[[Natalie Clubb]]
|publishing manager=[[Darryl Curtis]]
}}
'''Part 17 of a 5-part alternate universe...'''

==Contents==
===Revolution Part Three===
{{Comicstory|
|seriesissue=Titan Movie comic
|prev=Transformers Comic issue 24#Revolution Part Two
|next=
|title=Revolution Part Three
|image=
|caption=
|script=[[Simon Furman]]
|art=[[Jon Davis-Hunt]]
|colours=[[Digikore]]
|lettering=[[Jimmy Betancourt]]/[[Comicraft]]
|continuity=[[Transformers (Titan Magazine)#Alternate universe|Twilight's Last Gleaming]]
}}
At [[Hoover Dam]], [[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] is cajoled and taunted by [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron's spirit]] into placing an [[All Spark|All Spark fragment]] and the interface module into Megatron's [[Transformers Comic issue 13|corpse]]. After doing so, Starscream finds his mind is his own again... and he realises just what he's done!

In [[Philadelphia]], [[Pennsylvania]], the [[Decepticon Civil War]] is reaching its conclusion! [[Stockade (Movie)|Stockade]], [[Fracture]], and their [[drones]] tear through [[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout's]] forces, taking over the drones they don't destroy. Blackout rejects Stockade's offer to surrender and sics [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] on him... and gets Scorponok thrown back at him. [[Overcast (Movie)|Overcast]] "tidies up" the beaten foes, while Stockade states the next objective is to seize the [[Decepticon Heartland]], not that Starscream will be a challenge. And when Overcast asks if they'll really just hand [[Earth]] back at the end of it, Stockade hints they may ''not''...

Southwest of Lynchburg, [[Virginia]], [[Mikaela Banes]] is being called to an early morning meeting with [[Tom Banachek]] at a diner. Tom reveals that two weeks ago, he was covertly contacted by [[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] to be part of their contigency plan for ''when'' [[Theodore Allen]] was used against them. Tom was given the means to 'see' Decepticon cerebro-strips and see who in the government was a Decepticon puppet, and has finally identified everyone from the President on down. He then reveals to a stunned Mikaela that the Autobots faked their deaths so they could operate more easily... just as four very familiar driverless vehicles turn up...

As the sun rises on [[Savannah]], the New Decepticons find absolutely no one is home. Fracture wonders if Starscream just up and ran, but Stockade knows things are never ''that'' easy... and then, hovering like a vast predatory bird, ''Megatron'' blitzes them and makes a landing!

The Autobots rocket down the interstate to Georgia, and [[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] finds Mikaela's a wee bit pissed at him for faking his death without telling her, believing they didn't trust her not to be a puppet again. He apologetically explains ''how'' they faked their deaths—launching a jamming pulse that disabled all video feeds long enough to cloak their shuttle and ''de''cloak a ''second'' shuttle to get hit by the Patriot missile—but she's still angry. After all they'd been through, didn't she deserve better?

As the Autobots arrive, Stockade and Megatron are duking it out, Megatron taking every [[Nucleon]]-fueled blow and striking back, while the other New Decepticons are strafed by a silent Starscream. [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] gets confirmation from <strike>Strongarm</strike> Ironhide that [[Evac (Movie)|Evac]] reports "go" on [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]] and all regional strike teams are ready... and then orders the Autobots to strike! The Autobots beging shooting strange attachments onto the Decepticon's backs, while Optimus distracts Megatron with ''violence''. Stockade recognises the devices and protests to [[Strongarm (Movie)|Strongarm]] that they had a deal—to which the Autobot replies Stockade was merrily ''altering'' that deal, so he can be part of the ''new'' one...

...and suddenly ''every'' Decepticon on Earth is forcibly teleported to Cybertron! The Autobots had spent the last fortnight rigging up the teleportation requipment that [[Unicron]] had installed into Cybertron so that they could 'tag' and transport people there... and then rig the planet itself to teleport! The assembly will burn out and there's no spares on Cybertron, leaving the Decepticons all trapped on a dead world in the far reaches of space...

Mikaela asks if this means the Autobots are trapped on Earth, but Bumblebee replies there are worse fates. Tom and Optimus note there's still a long way to go, with Decepticon puppets to liberate and drones to decommission, but the war is now over.

And Mikaela gets into Bumblebee and drives off to explore this brave new world...

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===The Race===
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|title=The Race
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|caption=WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
|writer=[[Robin Etherington]]
|pencils=[[John McCrea]]
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|colours=[[Kat Nicholson]]
|lettering=[[Andrew James]]
|continuity=[[Transformers Animated (Titan)|Titan ''Animated'' continuity]]
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[[Bumblebee (Animated)|Bumblebee]] tears through [[Detroit]], not noticing as [[Blackarachnia (Animated)|Blackarachnia]] tags him with a transmitter, and reaches the Autobot base in ''just'' under three minutes... to deliver a pizza to a happy [[Sari Sumdac|Sari]]. As Bumblebee bigs up his speed, [[Prowl (Animated)|Prowl]] points he may be fast but he's also reckless and keeps going through red lights—taking shortcuts is a weakness, and Prowl bets even ''he'' could take Bumblebeee in a fair contest. Bumblebee thinks those are fightin' words, and Sari steps in to propose the solution—a race!

Blackarachnia, [[Lugnut]] and [[Blitzwing (Animated)|Blitzwing]], meanwhile, are listening in thanks to Blackarachnia's transmitter. Lugnut wonders if they shouldn't just call in [[Megatron (Animated)|Megatron]] now they know where the Autobots will be, but Blackarachnia points out the Autobots always ''beat'' Megatron because of the '''Power of Teamwork (TM)'''. But if they seperate an Autobot from the others, such as during a race, then he'd be vulnerable...

The next day, Sari introduces the Autobot's to [[Crazy Coyote Canyon]], one of her dad's test sites, and location of the race. She's drawn an adorable little map (with a little drawing of Prowl marked "grumpy") and identifies the mazes, rock falls and caverns along the race track, as well as the fact radio reception is nil. [[Bulkhead (Animated)|Bulkhead]] eagerly asks if he can race too, to Prowl's confusion and Bumblebee's mocking, but [[Optimus Prime (Animated)|Daddy Optimus]] says ''anyone'' can race if they want to. (You can see how the strip'll end, can't you.)

The race begins, with Bumblebee and Prowl tearing off while Bulkhead, having ''forgotten to transform'', eats their dust. The Decepticons lie in wait, Lugnut whining at the idea he won't get to smash the 'bots, while Prowl and Bumblebee taunt each other. 'bee even ''drives backwards'' just to show up Prowl... who just raises his front wheel and ''drives over'' him. Now far in the lead, Prowl muses reckless actions lead to sticky situations... as he drives into Blackarachnia's web cos he's not looking where he's going.

Bumblebee, figuring Prowl's cheating and gone into a cave to use a shortcut, 'follows' him in and finds his team-mate a Decepticon prisoner! Unable to call for help, and with a happy Lugnut asking if he can hit the captive with a stick like a pinata, Bumblebee seems finished... until he sits down on the transmitter and finally notices it. That gives him an idea—and just as Lugnut finds a ''stalagmite'' to use as a stick, Bumblebee speeds in, slaps him on the butt, and runs out again.

Blitzwing and Lugnut follow, tracking the transmittter, and get hopelessly lost while Bumblebee (having looked at Sari's map) is able to double-back, much to Blackarachnia's confusion. As the other Cons come back, Bumblebee frees Prowl and both agree to do this the reckless way—driving up the cave wall towards the roof, making themselves an easy target... and the Decepticons realise too late that firing on the ceiling will cause it to cave in on them! The Autobots then head out to continue their race, only to find, yep, Bulkhead got to the finish while they were occupied. Bumblebee graciously accepts defeat, while Blackarachnia not-so-graciously screams in anger when she realises her transmitter's on Lugnut's rump...

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===Articles & features===
* Competition Winners: a summary of who won in the many competitions over the comic's first run.
* Top Gear: Competitions.
* Star Screams: Letters, art and photos from readers, answered by Starscream..

===Free Gift===
* "'''2''' FAB FREE GIFTS!!!" - a Movie-themed sheet of fridge magnets and the holy Animated Pencil Pod that was planned for the lost Animated #4.
* Free "H.M. Armed Forces" trading cards, attached inside to a double-page ad.

===Reprints===
''Reprinted stories are only a portion of their respective issues.''

* [[Megatron Origin|Megatron Origin, part 4b]] (10 pages, split into two halves)
* [[The Ascending|Beast Wars: The Ascending part 4b]] (12 pages)

==Errors==
* Stockade has a command attributed to a beaten Blackout, which is especially odd as the command appears to be to blow up Blackout's beaten troops. (The panel also gives the impression it's to kill Blackout, but Overcast shoots ''behind'' him...)
* No one else is at the diner... ''including no staff''. So who opened up and sold Tom his coffee?
* Fracture appears to be pushing [[Incinerator (Movie)|Incinerator]] out of the way while telling ''Storm Surge'' to "move!" when Megatron attacks, even though he's at the other end of the panel; that line could've been meant for Overcast and his tactical command for her, except the posing is wrong for that. Either Davis-Hunt did a mix-up or Fracture just really likes Storm Surge.
* Ironhide's report to Prime is given to Strongarm.
* The "Previously" summary for Megatron Origin has so many typos in it I'm not even going to try listing them.
* An ad for back issues has pictures of ''the wrong covers'' next to the issue numbers.

==Quotes==
===Revolution===
"I—." 
"Why do you ''hesitate''? Would you rather concede defeat now? Grovel in abject surrender to Stockade's rampant ''New Decepticons''?" 
"Nnn-no." 
"Then—''do'' it!"
:—'''Starscream''' gives in to '''Megatron's''' peer pressure

"Look, Blackout, it's hopeless. You're alone, we already control over half your drone units. Surrender... or be ''annihilated''."
:—'''Stockade'''

"My guess is, Optimus Prime didn't survive all these years without staying one jump ahead of the Decepticons. He ''saw'' this coming, Mikaela, right down to the Patriot missile..." 
:—'''Tom Banachek'''

"Base pretender... your ''lord and master'' has returned."
:—'''Megatron''' to Stockade

"It was important to ''limit'' the possible exposure, we felt—" 
"She's ''already'' been compromised once. What's to say the silly girl hasn't picked herself up another cerebro-strip?" 
:—'''Bumblebee''' strikes out with '''Mikaela'''

"Once... I might have faltered... hesitated... let your reputation turn my servos to mercury... but that was before I tapped the full devastating potential... of ''Nucleon!''" 
"Yes! You are ''strong'' now, Stockade, but strength without vision, without dynamism, is ''nothing''. Your pitiful lack of real, clarified ambition... is your achilles heel!"
:—'''Stockade's''' barrage of punches is beaten by '''Megatron's''' grab-and-flip move

"That's always been ''your'' achilles heel, Megatron... overconfidence!"
:—'''Optimus Prime'''

"C'mon, Bumblebee. It's a brave new world... and it's all out there, just waiting for ''us''!''"
:—'''Bumblebee''' and '''Mikaela'''

===The Race===

"How many red lights did you drive through on the way back?" 
"Um, let me think... I remember the first ''ten'', but then I lost count! They all sort of blurred into one—''because I was going '''that''' fast!''"
:—'''Prowl's''' criticism has the wrong effect on '''Bumblebee'''

"Erm, Bulkhead, you're not exactly built for ''speed''." 
"No—you're built for ''slow''! Hahahahaha!"
:—'''Prowl''' and '''Bumblebee'''

"I will still get to smash the Autobot, won't I? You're not going to steal my fun!"
:—'''Lugnut'''

"''Let your mega-bombs fly, Lugnut!'' *bombs hit ceiling* Ohhhhh dear..."
:-'''Blackarachnia'''

===Star Screams===
"24/7 societies lack cohesion, and are even worse for you mouth-breathers than they are for us, superior, machines. And at least we don't get dandruff." 

Fan: "To be honest I am not a big fan of you because you are a naughty. However, if you print my photo, I may forgive you." 
"Noah, my dear Noah. You are entirely correct—I am indeed 'naughty', and I will certainly make sure my minions print your picture, but not because I desire your forgiveness. In fact I think I may circulate your picture among my agents for crimes against the Decepticons."

"[Barbie]'s almost as loathsome as that troublesome Mikaela Banes. That said, Barbie does have a plastic exterior so perhaps with the right software and endoskeleton, she could make a useful pet... Baines [sic], however, prevents more of a challenge. She would have to be scooped out and some sort of self-sealing resin sprayed over her to prevent the organic bits rotting off—a disgusting habit. I'll have a think."

Fan: "Is Blackout the tallest Decepticon?" 
"No, he's dead. We had to dig a deep pit though."

Fan: "My great big toys of Optimus and Megatron have joined forces to drag my tiny Starscream toy off to the Gulag, the one in the toilet! There you will rot in an eternity of suffering, especially after Daddy has had a curry." 
"Trust a methane-powered, troglodytic, walking bacteria farm to threaten me with excrement. Still, I can't expect too much from you, you're barely six years old and have an obsession with [[Grimlock (G1)|Grimlock]] and putting plastic toys in the toilet."

==Items of note==
* Once again, the cover text in last issue's cover preview is different to the published thing. The main text, meanwhile, has been shifted all to the right and a giant "SHOWDOWN!" tagline has been dropped. Why? Cos the FREE GIFTS! would have covered it, the bloody things.
* The main strip is a whopping ''fifteen'' pages.
* Stockade hoped to have Blackout and Scorponok in his new order.
* The Autobot plan explains the brief static in #23.
* Stockade was clearly thinking about welshing on the deal, but he hadn't said so in front of the Autobots. Either storming the Decepticon Heartland was not part of the deal and that's how they twigged it, or Optimus (who has said he didn't trust Stockade to stick to the deal) ''deliberately'' ordered for the New Decepticons to be teleported away ''regardless''. Which is pretty ruthless.
* With no fuel on Cybertron except ''maybe'' the remaining Nucleon, the Decepticons will probably starve to death. Damn.
* The fate of [[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] is a notable loose end.
* The alternate universe ends how it started, with Mikaela driving in Bumblebee and the thought of a happy ending. Awww!
* While lost in the caves, Lugnut says he's scared of the dark.
* Also according to Lugnut, Transformers have "robot-butts". No, honest.
* The comic informs us that the series is restarting from issue 1 in June, which will be a "Giant Sized Issue!". Sadly, the cover is a stock photo.

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