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Bullets

2019-06-21T07:30:46Z

Bamfbos:

{{disambig3|Bullet}}
{{Comicstory|
|seriesissue=''[[The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers]]''
|next=Out of Bullets
|title="Bullets"
|publisher=[[IDW Publishing]]
|date=[[September 1]], [[2010]] [[illustrated version]] [[May 30]], [[2019]]
|story=[[James Roberts]]
|editor=[[Shaun Knowler]]
|continuity=[[2005 IDW continuity|2005 IDW continuity]]
|chronology=[[IDW timeline|Current era (2010)]]
}}
'''Seeds for the new Wreckers take root.'''

==Synopsis==
[[First Aid (G1)|First Aid]]'s boss, [[Pharma (G1)|Pharma]], catches him reading datalog #113 of ''[[Wreckers: Declassified]]'' when he should be working and orders him to go check on a "Fader". While going to check on [[Roulette (G1)|Roulette]], First Aid recalls the time when [[Springer (G1)|Springer]] contacted him asking for help with a special project. He is surprised when newly injured members of [[Dogfight (G1)|Dogfight]]'s recon team are brought into the medical ward. First Aid began carefully checking them all over, paying special attention to their Autobot [[insignia]]s, while everyone else is confused by his strange behavior. He finds something of interest on [[Dodger (G1)|Dodger]] and excitedly tells him he has to operate immediately. First Aid contacts Springer letting him know what he found.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Rung (G1)|Rung]] treats the shell-shocked [[Flattop (Autobot)|Flattop]] and finds out that he is a survivor of the [[Babu Yar]] atrocity. He was given a new body like any survivor who requested one, and assigned to [[Bluestreak (G1)|Silverstreak]]'s group. On his first mission after recovering from Babu Yar, Flattop saw the [[Shimmer]], which completely pushed him over the edge, and was why he was being treated by Rung now. As Rung gives Flattop scientific and psychoanalytical explanations for the Shimmer, Flattop dies right there in his office.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Ironfist (G1)|Ironfist]] is questioned by the [[Ethics Committee]] regarding his invention of [[cerebro-sensitive bullet]]s. The committee comes to the conclusion that use of the bullets would constitute a war crime, and orders him to surrender the bullets within 36 hours. On the way out, he runs into [[Skyfall (G1)|Skyfall]], who's impressed by his restrained reaction to the Committee confiscating his work. [[Brainstorm (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Brainstorm]] arrives, bringing his latest development, the [[Time case|Malevolent Counterintuitive Pathogen]], before the committee, Ironfist and Skyfall aren't quite sure if he's kidding as they head back to the lab.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
On [[Hydrus 5]], [[Pyro (G1)|Pyro]] and [[Afterburner (G1)|Afterburner]] survey the wrecked planet, newly freed from the threat of the Decepticons. Afterburner compliments Pyro on his bravery before speeding off, just before Pyro finds himself experiencing The Shimmer.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Springer stands on the command deck of the ''[[Debris]]'', mulling over [[Dominus Ambus|Agent 113]]'s report, retrieved from a slug lodged in Dodger's Autobot insignia. The report warns of recent happenings at the [[Garrus-9]] penal colony. With it in mind, Springer is deciding on who to invite to join the [[Wrecker]]s.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Guzzle (G1)|Guzzle]], currently stationed at the [[Igue-Moor Fuel Depot]], is shooting statues with [[The Judge]] when he sees a sort of shimmer...
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
In his workshop, Ironfist reviews the schematic of his head and the cerebro-sensitive bullet lodged in it, remembering his long relationship with Skyfall. He had developed [[Optimus Prime (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Optimus Prime]]'s [[ion blaster]], though the Autobot leader attributed its invention to Skyfall. Ironfist had continued to support Skyfall, after the latter spent a hundred years in the Decepticon [[Grindcore (prison)|Grindcore prison camp]], and after the [[glass gas|black phosphex]] incident when Skyfall was assigned for a time as a guard at Garrus 9.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Rotorstorm (G1)|Rotorstorm]] enjoys the victory the Autobots have just attained in the battle of [[Karashi-Delta|Karashi Delta]], but even that is tainted by his memories of the [[Iaconian Aerial Academy]], and the bullying he suffered at the hands of his instructor, [[Whirl (G1)|Jetstream]]. He's brought out of his reverie when he spies the Shimmer and opens fire at it.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Springer decides on the four Autobots who will be invited to join the Wreckers: Rotorstorm, Guzzle, Pyro and Skyfall.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Skyfall passes on reactions to the "[[Fisitron (G1)|Fisitron]]" datalogs to Ironfist, such as readers having coined the term "[[Fisitronism]]s". Irritated by the criticisms, Ironfist returns to packing up the cerebro-cannons and Skyfall leaves. Shortly afterward Ironfist receives a call from [[Prowl (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Prowl]], who's well aware that he's behind Fisitron.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Springer meets with [[Kup (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Kup]], and reveals that Prowl has vetoed Skyfall as a Wrecker and is sending a substitute. Kup relates a story of how Prowl once killed [[Violator|a Decepticon]] by reading [[Tyrest Accord|Cybertron law]] at him until he triggered his own kill-switch. The current Wreckers vote on the three Autobots whom Springer has picked to invite.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
As Ironfist tidies his workshop, Springer appears to him in a shimmer and invites him to join the Wreckers. Ironfist naturally agrees, and Springer reports back to the other Wreckers that the only one who turned him down was Guzzle. However [[Twin Twist]] reports that Guzzle's holding on line 2.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Skyfall is astounded at Ironfist's being accepted into the Wreckers. When Ironfist gives him the workshop, he's so excited that he doesn't hear Ironfist saying that he doesn't think he'll be coming back. Once his friend has left, Ironfist receives another call...
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Ironfist arrives at Igue Moor and meets Guzzle, who's impressed when Ironfist reveals he's Fisitron. The pair encounter Rotorstorm and then Pyro, who they at first mistake for Optimus Prime come to see them off. They decide to try out the [[lightformer cannon]] Ironfist has brought along.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Nine months later, Skyfall objects to the Ethics Committee cleaning out the contents of his workshop, due to his failure to attend hearings. No sooner has [[Xaaron]] disconnected the call than a pre-recorded message begins to play, triggered by Ironfist's death. Ironfist reveals that he knows Skyfall tampered with the cerebro-gun so it would "accidentally" go off, and that Skyfall leaked the [[Gideon's Glue]] research to the Decepticons. As the recording is also being sent out as a datalog, the [[Enforcement Squad]] begins banging on the workshop door in short order. With nowhere to run, Skyfall drinks a vial of Gideon's Glue found concealed in the [[sky-sled]].

==Featured characters==
{{featuredcharacters
|c1=
{{{!}}border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="background:transparent"
{{!}}-
{{!}}style="background:transparent;border:0px" valign="top"{{!}}
*[[First Aid (G1)|First Aid]] (1)
*[[Pharma (G1)|Pharma]] (2)
*[[Springer (G1)|Springer]] (3)
*[[Roulette (G1)|Roulette]] (4)
*[[Ambulon]] (5)
*[[Schema]] (6)
*[[Dogfight (G1)|Dogfight]] (7)
*[[Dodger (G1)|Dodger]] (8)
*[[Backstreet (G1)|Backstreet]] (9)
*[[Rung (G1)|Rung]] (10)
*[[Flattop (Autobot)|Flattop]] (11)
*[[Ironfist (G1)|Ironfist]] (12)
*[[Xaaron]] (13)
{{!}}style="background:transparent;border:0px" valign="top"{{!}}
*[[Animus]] (14)
*[[Trailbreaker (G1)|Trailbreaker]] (15)
*[[Skyfall (G1)|Skyfall]] (16)
*[[Brainstorm (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Brainstorm]] (17)
*[[Pyro (G1)|Pyro]] (18)
*[[Afterburner (G1)|Afterburner]] (19)
*[[Guzzle (G1)|Guzzle]] (20)
*[[Rotorstorm (G1)|Rotorstorm]] (21)
*[[Landfill (G1)|Landfill]] (23)
*[[Kup (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Kup]] (24)
*[[Twin Twist]] (25)
*[[Topspin (G1)|Topspin]] (26)
*[[Perceptor (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Perceptor]] (27)
{{!}}}
}}

==Mentioned characters==
{{featuredcharacters
|c1=
{{{!}}border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="background:transparent"
{{!}}-
{{!}}style="background:transparent; border-right: 0px" valign="top"{{!}}
*[[Impactor (G1)|Impactor]] (1)
*[[Rack'n'Ruin (G1)|Rack n' Ruin]] (2)
*[[Broadside (G1)|Broadside]] (3)
*[[Metroplex (G1)|Metroplex]] (4)
*[[Roadbuster (G1)|Roadbuster]] (5)
*[[Bluestreak (G1)|Silverstreak]] (6)
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Optimus Prime]] (8)
*[[Flame (Marvel)|Flame]] (10)
*[[Solomus|Tyrest]] (11)
*[[Ultra Magnus (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Ultra Magnus]] (12)
*[[Nightbeat (G1)|Nightbeat]] (13)
*[[Crosshairs (G1)|Crosshairs]] (16)
*[[Tripwire (G1)|Tripwire]] (17)
*"[[Dominus Ambus|Agent 113]]" (22)
{{!}}style="background:transparent; border-right: 0px" valign="top"{{!}}
*[[Fortress Maximus (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Fortress Maximus]] (24)
*[[Crest]] (25)
*[[Hyperion (G1)|Hyperion]] (26)
*[[Dipstick]] (27)
*[[Fixit (G1)|Fixit]] (28)
*[[Kaput]] (30)
*[[Whirl (G1)|Jetstream]] (31)
*[[Whirl (G1)|Whirl]] (32)
*[[Sandstorm (G1)|Sandstorm]] (33)
*[[Broadside (G1)|Broadside]] (34)
*[[Atomizer]] (35)
*[[Swerve (G1)|Swerve]] (36)
*[[Calculus]] (37)
*[[Omega Supreme (G1)|Omega Supreme]] (39)
{{!}}}
|c2=
*[[Megatron (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Megatron]] (7)
*[[Gideon]] (9)
*[[Seizor]] (18)
*[[Aftershock (G1)|Aftershock]] (19)
*[[Fracture (G1)|Fracture]] (20)
*[[Tectonix]] (21)
*[[Skyquake (G1)|Sky Quake]] (23)
*[[Soundwave (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Soundwave]] (29)
*[[Violator]] (38)
}}

==Quotes==
"That, is the best story ever."
:—'''Springer''', upon hearing Kup tell him about the time Prowl literally ''bored'' someone to death.

"A head shot at close range...not a pleasant way to go."
:—'''Rotorstorm''', unknowingly being ironic.

"I nearly forgot to tell you, I've programmed the workshop terminal to treat this message as one of Fisitron's datalogs. Which means that every one of my subscribers will have these words beamed directly into their neural processors. You said you were a slow reader, Skyfall. You're a slow listener as well. There are 4,000 Autobots out there who've heard this part of the message before you have."
:—'''Ironfist''' from beyond the grave, telling Skyfall that he's screwed.

==Notes==
*This text-only story was released as a bonus feature in ''[[The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers|Last Stand of the Wreckers]]'' trade paperback, and is a framing device for the material in the trade.
*The story had some minor revisions in the version printed in the hardcover edition, most notably Rung's deliberations on vocal synthesizers. The errors mentioned below are still present.
*Rung has a model of the ''[[Ark (G1)|Ark-1]]''.
*[[Delphi]] was the name of a secret Autobot base in James Roberts's ''Eugenesis'' fanfiction.
*The number [[113 (disambiguation)|113]] crops up in a bunch of places: [[Dominus Ambus|Agent 113]] is the spy who passes on the information about Garrus-9, [[Room 113]] is where the Ethic Committee meets, and Datalog 113 is the one that concerns the Pova incident. This is a little in-joke by James Roberts, in reference to [[Wanted: Galvatron — Dead or Alive!|issue #113]] of the Marvel UK ''Transformers'' comic, which was the issue that got him hooked on the series.
*The description of Pyro's attack on the [[Tremorcon]]s—how he runs over two of them before boosting up and transforming in mid-air—is very similar to [[Optimus Prime (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Optimus Prime's]] famous entrance into [[Autobot City (G1)|Autobot City]] during ''[[The Transformers: The Movie]]''.
*An illustrated version of Bullets (resembling the old Marvel UK annual text stories) was printed in the Swedish oversized hardcover collection - Transformers: Mer än ögat kan se. The illustrations were done by Nick Roche, Stephen Baskerville, Jeff Anderson and Thomas Sjöström, with colours by Malin Sasse and Winston Chan. The hardcover was published by Ades Media and was limited to 500 copies.

===Errors===
*[[Zeta Prime]] is described as being killed by a sniper. [[The Transformers: Autocracy|Later fiction]] would retcon this by having Megatron kill Zeta in his climactic final battle.
*On page 123, "you're" should be "your".
*On page 125, there's an extra "to" in Xaaron's dialogue.
*On page 127, "centric" is misspelled "centirc".
*One scene begins with Perceptor describing the effects of "vicarious perception", but randomly jumps focus to Ironfist after the first few lines. It looks like those lines were actually meant to be the final lines of the previous scene, and that the scene switch was erroneously inserted a paragraph too late.
*Skyfall, at Kimia, fears that an incoming communication might be from Perceptor, "about last night's brawl in the [[Exit Rooms]]." Since the transmission in question was triggered by Ironfist's death, Perceptor would presumably still be with the remaining Wreckers en route to Earth when the aforementioned brawl occurred.

[[Category:Last Stand of the Wreckers issues]]
[[Category:Text stories]]

Bullets

2019-06-21T07:30:00Z

Bamfbos:

Bullets

2019-06-21T07:29:15Z

Bamfbos:

{{disambig3|Bullet}}
{{Comicstory|
|seriesissue=''[[The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers]]''
|next=Out of Bullets
|title="Bullets"
|publisher=[[IDW Publishing]]
|date=[[September 1]], [[2010]] [[illustrated version May 30]], [[2019]]
|story=[[James Roberts]]
|editor=[[Shaun Knowler]]
|continuity=[[2005 IDW continuity|2005 IDW continuity]]
|chronology=[[IDW timeline|Current era (2010)]]
}}
'''Seeds for the new Wreckers take root.'''

==Synopsis==
[[First Aid (G1)|First Aid]]'s boss, [[Pharma (G1)|Pharma]], catches him reading datalog #113 of ''[[Wreckers: Declassified]]'' when he should be working and orders him to go check on a "Fader". While going to check on [[Roulette (G1)|Roulette]], First Aid recalls the time when [[Springer (G1)|Springer]] contacted him asking for help with a special project. He is surprised when newly injured members of [[Dogfight (G1)|Dogfight]]'s recon team are brought into the medical ward. First Aid began carefully checking them all over, paying special attention to their Autobot [[insignia]]s, while everyone else is confused by his strange behavior. He finds something of interest on [[Dodger (G1)|Dodger]] and excitedly tells him he has to operate immediately. First Aid contacts Springer letting him know what he found.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Rung (G1)|Rung]] treats the shell-shocked [[Flattop (Autobot)|Flattop]] and finds out that he is a survivor of the [[Babu Yar]] atrocity. He was given a new body like any survivor who requested one, and assigned to [[Bluestreak (G1)|Silverstreak]]'s group. On his first mission after recovering from Babu Yar, Flattop saw the [[Shimmer]], which completely pushed him over the edge, and was why he was being treated by Rung now. As Rung gives Flattop scientific and psychoanalytical explanations for the Shimmer, Flattop dies right there in his office.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Ironfist (G1)|Ironfist]] is questioned by the [[Ethics Committee]] regarding his invention of [[cerebro-sensitive bullet]]s. The committee comes to the conclusion that use of the bullets would constitute a war crime, and orders him to surrender the bullets within 36 hours. On the way out, he runs into [[Skyfall (G1)|Skyfall]], who's impressed by his restrained reaction to the Committee confiscating his work. [[Brainstorm (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Brainstorm]] arrives, bringing his latest development, the [[Time case|Malevolent Counterintuitive Pathogen]], before the committee, Ironfist and Skyfall aren't quite sure if he's kidding as they head back to the lab.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
On [[Hydrus 5]], [[Pyro (G1)|Pyro]] and [[Afterburner (G1)|Afterburner]] survey the wrecked planet, newly freed from the threat of the Decepticons. Afterburner compliments Pyro on his bravery before speeding off, just before Pyro finds himself experiencing The Shimmer.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Springer stands on the command deck of the ''[[Debris]]'', mulling over [[Dominus Ambus|Agent 113]]'s report, retrieved from a slug lodged in Dodger's Autobot insignia. The report warns of recent happenings at the [[Garrus-9]] penal colony. With it in mind, Springer is deciding on who to invite to join the [[Wrecker]]s.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Guzzle (G1)|Guzzle]], currently stationed at the [[Igue-Moor Fuel Depot]], is shooting statues with [[The Judge]] when he sees a sort of shimmer...
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
In his workshop, Ironfist reviews the schematic of his head and the cerebro-sensitive bullet lodged in it, remembering his long relationship with Skyfall. He had developed [[Optimus Prime (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Optimus Prime]]'s [[ion blaster]], though the Autobot leader attributed its invention to Skyfall. Ironfist had continued to support Skyfall, after the latter spent a hundred years in the Decepticon [[Grindcore (prison)|Grindcore prison camp]], and after the [[glass gas|black phosphex]] incident when Skyfall was assigned for a time as a guard at Garrus 9.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Rotorstorm (G1)|Rotorstorm]] enjoys the victory the Autobots have just attained in the battle of [[Karashi-Delta|Karashi Delta]], but even that is tainted by his memories of the [[Iaconian Aerial Academy]], and the bullying he suffered at the hands of his instructor, [[Whirl (G1)|Jetstream]]. He's brought out of his reverie when he spies the Shimmer and opens fire at it.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Springer decides on the four Autobots who will be invited to join the Wreckers: Rotorstorm, Guzzle, Pyro and Skyfall.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Skyfall passes on reactions to the "[[Fisitron (G1)|Fisitron]]" datalogs to Ironfist, such as readers having coined the term "[[Fisitronism]]s". Irritated by the criticisms, Ironfist returns to packing up the cerebro-cannons and Skyfall leaves. Shortly afterward Ironfist receives a call from [[Prowl (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Prowl]], who's well aware that he's behind Fisitron.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Springer meets with [[Kup (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Kup]], and reveals that Prowl has vetoed Skyfall as a Wrecker and is sending a substitute. Kup relates a story of how Prowl once killed [[Violator|a Decepticon]] by reading [[Tyrest Accord|Cybertron law]] at him until he triggered his own kill-switch. The current Wreckers vote on the three Autobots whom Springer has picked to invite.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
As Ironfist tidies his workshop, Springer appears to him in a shimmer and invites him to join the Wreckers. Ironfist naturally agrees, and Springer reports back to the other Wreckers that the only one who turned him down was Guzzle. However [[Twin Twist]] reports that Guzzle's holding on line 2.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Skyfall is astounded at Ironfist's being accepted into the Wreckers. When Ironfist gives him the workshop, he's so excited that he doesn't hear Ironfist saying that he doesn't think he'll be coming back. Once his friend has left, Ironfist receives another call...
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Ironfist arrives at Igue Moor and meets Guzzle, who's impressed when Ironfist reveals he's Fisitron. The pair encounter Rotorstorm and then Pyro, who they at first mistake for Optimus Prime come to see them off. They decide to try out the [[lightformer cannon]] Ironfist has brought along.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Nine months later, Skyfall objects to the Ethics Committee cleaning out the contents of his workshop, due to his failure to attend hearings. No sooner has [[Xaaron]] disconnected the call than a pre-recorded message begins to play, triggered by Ironfist's death. Ironfist reveals that he knows Skyfall tampered with the cerebro-gun so it would "accidentally" go off, and that Skyfall leaked the [[Gideon's Glue]] research to the Decepticons. As the recording is also being sent out as a datalog, the [[Enforcement Squad]] begins banging on the workshop door in short order. With nowhere to run, Skyfall drinks a vial of Gideon's Glue found concealed in the [[sky-sled]].

==Featured characters==
{{featuredcharacters
|c1=
{{{!}}border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="background:transparent"
{{!}}-
{{!}}style="background:transparent;border:0px" valign="top"{{!}}
*[[First Aid (G1)|First Aid]] (1)
*[[Pharma (G1)|Pharma]] (2)
*[[Springer (G1)|Springer]] (3)
*[[Roulette (G1)|Roulette]] (4)
*[[Ambulon]] (5)
*[[Schema]] (6)
*[[Dogfight (G1)|Dogfight]] (7)
*[[Dodger (G1)|Dodger]] (8)
*[[Backstreet (G1)|Backstreet]] (9)
*[[Rung (G1)|Rung]] (10)
*[[Flattop (Autobot)|Flattop]] (11)
*[[Ironfist (G1)|Ironfist]] (12)
*[[Xaaron]] (13)
{{!}}style="background:transparent;border:0px" valign="top"{{!}}
*[[Animus]] (14)
*[[Trailbreaker (G1)|Trailbreaker]] (15)
*[[Skyfall (G1)|Skyfall]] (16)
*[[Brainstorm (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Brainstorm]] (17)
*[[Pyro (G1)|Pyro]] (18)
*[[Afterburner (G1)|Afterburner]] (19)
*[[Guzzle (G1)|Guzzle]] (20)
*[[Rotorstorm (G1)|Rotorstorm]] (21)
*[[Landfill (G1)|Landfill]] (23)
*[[Kup (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Kup]] (24)
*[[Twin Twist]] (25)
*[[Topspin (G1)|Topspin]] (26)
*[[Perceptor (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Perceptor]] (27)
{{!}}}
}}

==Mentioned characters==
{{featuredcharacters
|c1=
{{{!}}border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="background:transparent"
{{!}}-
{{!}}style="background:transparent; border-right: 0px" valign="top"{{!}}
*[[Impactor (G1)|Impactor]] (1)
*[[Rack'n'Ruin (G1)|Rack n' Ruin]] (2)
*[[Broadside (G1)|Broadside]] (3)
*[[Metroplex (G1)|Metroplex]] (4)
*[[Roadbuster (G1)|Roadbuster]] (5)
*[[Bluestreak (G1)|Silverstreak]] (6)
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Optimus Prime]] (8)
*[[Flame (Marvel)|Flame]] (10)
*[[Solomus|Tyrest]] (11)
*[[Ultra Magnus (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Ultra Magnus]] (12)
*[[Nightbeat (G1)|Nightbeat]] (13)
*[[Crosshairs (G1)|Crosshairs]] (16)
*[[Tripwire (G1)|Tripwire]] (17)
*"[[Dominus Ambus|Agent 113]]" (22)
{{!}}style="background:transparent; border-right: 0px" valign="top"{{!}}
*[[Fortress Maximus (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Fortress Maximus]] (24)
*[[Crest]] (25)
*[[Hyperion (G1)|Hyperion]] (26)
*[[Dipstick]] (27)
*[[Fixit (G1)|Fixit]] (28)
*[[Kaput]] (30)
*[[Whirl (G1)|Jetstream]] (31)
*[[Whirl (G1)|Whirl]] (32)
*[[Sandstorm (G1)|Sandstorm]] (33)
*[[Broadside (G1)|Broadside]] (34)
*[[Atomizer]] (35)
*[[Swerve (G1)|Swerve]] (36)
*[[Calculus]] (37)
*[[Omega Supreme (G1)|Omega Supreme]] (39)
{{!}}}
|c2=
*[[Megatron (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Megatron]] (7)
*[[Gideon]] (9)
*[[Seizor]] (18)
*[[Aftershock (G1)|Aftershock]] (19)
*[[Fracture (G1)|Fracture]] (20)
*[[Tectonix]] (21)
*[[Skyquake (G1)|Sky Quake]] (23)
*[[Soundwave (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Soundwave]] (29)
*[[Violator]] (38)
}}

==Quotes==
"That, is the best story ever."
:—'''Springer''', upon hearing Kup tell him about the time Prowl literally ''bored'' someone to death.

"A head shot at close range...not a pleasant way to go."
:—'''Rotorstorm''', unknowingly being ironic.

"I nearly forgot to tell you, I've programmed the workshop terminal to treat this message as one of Fisitron's datalogs. Which means that every one of my subscribers will have these words beamed directly into their neural processors. You said you were a slow reader, Skyfall. You're a slow listener as well. There are 4,000 Autobots out there who've heard this part of the message before you have."
:—'''Ironfist''' from beyond the grave, telling Skyfall that he's screwed.

==Notes==
*This text-only story was released as a bonus feature in ''[[The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers|Last Stand of the Wreckers]]'' trade paperback, and is a framing device for the material in the trade.
*The story had some minor revisions in the version printed in the hardcover edition, most notably Rung's deliberations on vocal synthesizers. The errors mentioned below are still present.
*Rung has a model of the ''[[Ark (G1)|Ark-1]]''.
*[[Delphi]] was the name of a secret Autobot base in James Roberts's ''Eugenesis'' fanfiction.
*The number [[113 (disambiguation)|113]] crops up in a bunch of places: [[Dominus Ambus|Agent 113]] is the spy who passes on the information about Garrus-9, [[Room 113]] is where the Ethic Committee meets, and Datalog 113 is the one that concerns the Pova incident. This is a little in-joke by James Roberts, in reference to [[Wanted: Galvatron — Dead or Alive!|issue #113]] of the Marvel UK ''Transformers'' comic, which was the issue that got him hooked on the series.
*The description of Pyro's attack on the [[Tremorcon]]s—how he runs over two of them before boosting up and transforming in mid-air—is very similar to [[Optimus Prime (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Optimus Prime's]] famous entrance into [[Autobot City (G1)|Autobot City]] during ''[[The Transformers: The Movie]]''.
*An illustrated version of Bullets (resembling the old Marvel UK annual text stories) was printed in the Swedish oversized hardcover collection - Transformers: Mer än ögat kan se. The illustrations were done by Nick Roche, Stephen Baskerville, Jeff Anderson and Thomas Sjöström, with colours by Malin Sasse and Winston Chan. The hardcover was published by Ades Media and was limited to 500 copies.

===Errors===
*[[Zeta Prime]] is described as being killed by a sniper. [[The Transformers: Autocracy|Later fiction]] would retcon this by having Megatron kill Zeta in his climactic final battle.
*On page 123, "you're" should be "your".
*On page 125, there's an extra "to" in Xaaron's dialogue.
*On page 127, "centric" is misspelled "centirc".
*One scene begins with Perceptor describing the effects of "vicarious perception", but randomly jumps focus to Ironfist after the first few lines. It looks like those lines were actually meant to be the final lines of the previous scene, and that the scene switch was erroneously inserted a paragraph too late.
*Skyfall, at Kimia, fears that an incoming communication might be from Perceptor, "about last night's brawl in the [[Exit Rooms]]." Since the transmission in question was triggered by Ironfist's death, Perceptor would presumably still be with the remaining Wreckers en route to Earth when the aforementioned brawl occurred.

[[Category:Last Stand of the Wreckers issues]]
[[Category:Text stories]]

Bullets

2019-06-21T07:24:56Z

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{{Comicstory|
|seriesissue=''[[The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers]]''
|next=Out of Bullets
|title="Bullets"
|publisher=[[IDW Publishing]]
|date=[[September 1]], [[2010]]
|story=[[James Roberts]]
|editor=[[Shaun Knowler]]
|continuity=[[2005 IDW continuity|2005 IDW continuity]]
|chronology=[[IDW timeline|Current era (2010)]]
}}
'''Seeds for the new Wreckers take root.'''

==Synopsis==
[[First Aid (G1)|First Aid]]'s boss, [[Pharma (G1)|Pharma]], catches him reading datalog #113 of ''[[Wreckers: Declassified]]'' when he should be working and orders him to go check on a "Fader". While going to check on [[Roulette (G1)|Roulette]], First Aid recalls the time when [[Springer (G1)|Springer]] contacted him asking for help with a special project. He is surprised when newly injured members of [[Dogfight (G1)|Dogfight]]'s recon team are brought into the medical ward. First Aid began carefully checking them all over, paying special attention to their Autobot [[insignia]]s, while everyone else is confused by his strange behavior. He finds something of interest on [[Dodger (G1)|Dodger]] and excitedly tells him he has to operate immediately. First Aid contacts Springer letting him know what he found.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Rung (G1)|Rung]] treats the shell-shocked [[Flattop (Autobot)|Flattop]] and finds out that he is a survivor of the [[Babu Yar]] atrocity. He was given a new body like any survivor who requested one, and assigned to [[Bluestreak (G1)|Silverstreak]]'s group. On his first mission after recovering from Babu Yar, Flattop saw the [[Shimmer]], which completely pushed him over the edge, and was why he was being treated by Rung now. As Rung gives Flattop scientific and psychoanalytical explanations for the Shimmer, Flattop dies right there in his office.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Ironfist (G1)|Ironfist]] is questioned by the [[Ethics Committee]] regarding his invention of [[cerebro-sensitive bullet]]s. The committee comes to the conclusion that use of the bullets would constitute a war crime, and orders him to surrender the bullets within 36 hours. On the way out, he runs into [[Skyfall (G1)|Skyfall]], who's impressed by his restrained reaction to the Committee confiscating his work. [[Brainstorm (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Brainstorm]] arrives, bringing his latest development, the [[Time case|Malevolent Counterintuitive Pathogen]], before the committee, Ironfist and Skyfall aren't quite sure if he's kidding as they head back to the lab.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
On [[Hydrus 5]], [[Pyro (G1)|Pyro]] and [[Afterburner (G1)|Afterburner]] survey the wrecked planet, newly freed from the threat of the Decepticons. Afterburner compliments Pyro on his bravery before speeding off, just before Pyro finds himself experiencing The Shimmer.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Springer stands on the command deck of the ''[[Debris]]'', mulling over [[Dominus Ambus|Agent 113]]'s report, retrieved from a slug lodged in Dodger's Autobot insignia. The report warns of recent happenings at the [[Garrus-9]] penal colony. With it in mind, Springer is deciding on who to invite to join the [[Wrecker]]s.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Guzzle (G1)|Guzzle]], currently stationed at the [[Igue-Moor Fuel Depot]], is shooting statues with [[The Judge]] when he sees a sort of shimmer...
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
In his workshop, Ironfist reviews the schematic of his head and the cerebro-sensitive bullet lodged in it, remembering his long relationship with Skyfall. He had developed [[Optimus Prime (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Optimus Prime]]'s [[ion blaster]], though the Autobot leader attributed its invention to Skyfall. Ironfist had continued to support Skyfall, after the latter spent a hundred years in the Decepticon [[Grindcore (prison)|Grindcore prison camp]], and after the [[glass gas|black phosphex]] incident when Skyfall was assigned for a time as a guard at Garrus 9.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
[[Rotorstorm (G1)|Rotorstorm]] enjoys the victory the Autobots have just attained in the battle of [[Karashi-Delta|Karashi Delta]], but even that is tainted by his memories of the [[Iaconian Aerial Academy]], and the bullying he suffered at the hands of his instructor, [[Whirl (G1)|Jetstream]]. He's brought out of his reverie when he spies the Shimmer and opens fire at it.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Springer decides on the four Autobots who will be invited to join the Wreckers: Rotorstorm, Guzzle, Pyro and Skyfall.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Skyfall passes on reactions to the "[[Fisitron (G1)|Fisitron]]" datalogs to Ironfist, such as readers having coined the term "[[Fisitronism]]s". Irritated by the criticisms, Ironfist returns to packing up the cerebro-cannons and Skyfall leaves. Shortly afterward Ironfist receives a call from [[Prowl (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Prowl]], who's well aware that he's behind Fisitron.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Springer meets with [[Kup (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Kup]], and reveals that Prowl has vetoed Skyfall as a Wrecker and is sending a substitute. Kup relates a story of how Prowl once killed [[Violator|a Decepticon]] by reading [[Tyrest Accord|Cybertron law]] at him until he triggered his own kill-switch. The current Wreckers vote on the three Autobots whom Springer has picked to invite.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
As Ironfist tidies his workshop, Springer appears to him in a shimmer and invites him to join the Wreckers. Ironfist naturally agrees, and Springer reports back to the other Wreckers that the only one who turned him down was Guzzle. However [[Twin Twist]] reports that Guzzle's holding on line 2.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Skyfall is astounded at Ironfist's being accepted into the Wreckers. When Ironfist gives him the workshop, he's so excited that he doesn't hear Ironfist saying that he doesn't think he'll be coming back. Once his friend has left, Ironfist receives another call...
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Ironfist arrives at Igue Moor and meets Guzzle, who's impressed when Ironfist reveals he's Fisitron. The pair encounter Rotorstorm and then Pyro, who they at first mistake for Optimus Prime come to see them off. They decide to try out the [[lightformer cannon]] Ironfist has brought along.
[[File:Symbol autobot reg.png|center|20px]]
Nine months later, Skyfall objects to the Ethics Committee cleaning out the contents of his workshop, due to his failure to attend hearings. No sooner has [[Xaaron]] disconnected the call than a pre-recorded message begins to play, triggered by Ironfist's death. Ironfist reveals that he knows Skyfall tampered with the cerebro-gun so it would "accidentally" go off, and that Skyfall leaked the [[Gideon's Glue]] research to the Decepticons. As the recording is also being sent out as a datalog, the [[Enforcement Squad]] begins banging on the workshop door in short order. With nowhere to run, Skyfall drinks a vial of Gideon's Glue found concealed in the [[sky-sled]].

==Featured characters==
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*[[First Aid (G1)|First Aid]] (1)
*[[Pharma (G1)|Pharma]] (2)
*[[Springer (G1)|Springer]] (3)
*[[Roulette (G1)|Roulette]] (4)
*[[Ambulon]] (5)
*[[Schema]] (6)
*[[Dogfight (G1)|Dogfight]] (7)
*[[Dodger (G1)|Dodger]] (8)
*[[Backstreet (G1)|Backstreet]] (9)
*[[Rung (G1)|Rung]] (10)
*[[Flattop (Autobot)|Flattop]] (11)
*[[Ironfist (G1)|Ironfist]] (12)
*[[Xaaron]] (13)
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*[[Animus]] (14)
*[[Trailbreaker (G1)|Trailbreaker]] (15)
*[[Skyfall (G1)|Skyfall]] (16)
*[[Brainstorm (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Brainstorm]] (17)
*[[Pyro (G1)|Pyro]] (18)
*[[Afterburner (G1)|Afterburner]] (19)
*[[Guzzle (G1)|Guzzle]] (20)
*[[Rotorstorm (G1)|Rotorstorm]] (21)
*[[Landfill (G1)|Landfill]] (23)
*[[Kup (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Kup]] (24)
*[[Twin Twist]] (25)
*[[Topspin (G1)|Topspin]] (26)
*[[Perceptor (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Perceptor]] (27)
{{!}}}
}}

==Mentioned characters==
{{featuredcharacters
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{{!}}-
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*[[Impactor (G1)|Impactor]] (1)
*[[Rack'n'Ruin (G1)|Rack n' Ruin]] (2)
*[[Broadside (G1)|Broadside]] (3)
*[[Metroplex (G1)|Metroplex]] (4)
*[[Roadbuster (G1)|Roadbuster]] (5)
*[[Bluestreak (G1)|Silverstreak]] (6)
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Optimus Prime]] (8)
*[[Flame (Marvel)|Flame]] (10)
*[[Solomus|Tyrest]] (11)
*[[Ultra Magnus (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Ultra Magnus]] (12)
*[[Nightbeat (G1)|Nightbeat]] (13)
*[[Crosshairs (G1)|Crosshairs]] (16)
*[[Tripwire (G1)|Tripwire]] (17)
*"[[Dominus Ambus|Agent 113]]" (22)
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*[[Fortress Maximus (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Fortress Maximus]] (24)
*[[Crest]] (25)
*[[Hyperion (G1)|Hyperion]] (26)
*[[Dipstick]] (27)
*[[Fixit (G1)|Fixit]] (28)
*[[Kaput]] (30)
*[[Whirl (G1)|Jetstream]] (31)
*[[Whirl (G1)|Whirl]] (32)
*[[Sandstorm (G1)|Sandstorm]] (33)
*[[Broadside (G1)|Broadside]] (34)
*[[Atomizer]] (35)
*[[Swerve (G1)|Swerve]] (36)
*[[Calculus]] (37)
*[[Omega Supreme (G1)|Omega Supreme]] (39)
{{!}}}
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*[[Megatron (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Megatron]] (7)
*[[Gideon]] (9)
*[[Seizor]] (18)
*[[Aftershock (G1)|Aftershock]] (19)
*[[Fracture (G1)|Fracture]] (20)
*[[Tectonix]] (21)
*[[Skyquake (G1)|Sky Quake]] (23)
*[[Soundwave (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Soundwave]] (29)
*[[Violator]] (38)
}}

==Quotes==
"That, is the best story ever."
:—'''Springer''', upon hearing Kup tell him about the time Prowl literally ''bored'' someone to death.

"A head shot at close range...not a pleasant way to go."
:—'''Rotorstorm''', unknowingly being ironic.

"I nearly forgot to tell you, I've programmed the workshop terminal to treat this message as one of Fisitron's datalogs. Which means that every one of my subscribers will have these words beamed directly into their neural processors. You said you were a slow reader, Skyfall. You're a slow listener as well. There are 4,000 Autobots out there who've heard this part of the message before you have."
:—'''Ironfist''' from beyond the grave, telling Skyfall that he's screwed.

==Notes==
*This text-only story was released as a bonus feature in ''[[The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers|Last Stand of the Wreckers]]'' trade paperback, and is a framing device for the material in the trade.
*The story had some minor revisions in the version printed in the hardcover edition, most notably Rung's deliberations on vocal synthesizers. The errors mentioned below are still present.
*Rung has a model of the ''[[Ark (G1)|Ark-1]]''.
*[[Delphi]] was the name of a secret Autobot base in James Roberts's ''Eugenesis'' fanfiction.
*The number [[113 (disambiguation)|113]] crops up in a bunch of places: [[Dominus Ambus|Agent 113]] is the spy who passes on the information about Garrus-9, [[Room 113]] is where the Ethic Committee meets, and Datalog 113 is the one that concerns the Pova incident. This is a little in-joke by James Roberts, in reference to [[Wanted: Galvatron — Dead or Alive!|issue #113]] of the Marvel UK ''Transformers'' comic, which was the issue that got him hooked on the series.
*The description of Pyro's attack on the [[Tremorcon]]s—how he runs over two of them before boosting up and transforming in mid-air—is very similar to [[Optimus Prime (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Optimus Prime's]] famous entrance into [[Autobot City (G1)|Autobot City]] during ''[[The Transformers: The Movie]]''.
*An illustrated version of Bullets (resembling the old Marvel UK annual text stories) was printed in the Swedish oversized hardcover collection - Transformers: Mer än ögat kan se. The illustrations were done by Nick Roche, Stephen Baskerville, Jeff Anderson and Thomas Sjöström, with colours by Malin Sasse and Winston Chan. The hardcover was published by Ades Media and was limited to 500 copies.

===Errors===
*[[Zeta Prime]] is described as being killed by a sniper. [[The Transformers: Autocracy|Later fiction]] would retcon this by having Megatron kill Zeta in his climactic final battle.
*On page 123, "you're" should be "your".
*On page 125, there's an extra "to" in Xaaron's dialogue.
*On page 127, "centric" is misspelled "centirc".
*One scene begins with Perceptor describing the effects of "vicarious perception", but randomly jumps focus to Ironfist after the first few lines. It looks like those lines were actually meant to be the final lines of the previous scene, and that the scene switch was erroneously inserted a paragraph too late.
*Skyfall, at Kimia, fears that an incoming communication might be from Perceptor, "about last night's brawl in the [[Exit Rooms]]." Since the transmission in question was triggered by Ironfist's death, Perceptor would presumably still be with the remaining Wreckers en route to Earth when the aforementioned brawl occurred.

[[Category:Last Stand of the Wreckers issues]]
[[Category:Text stories]]