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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
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I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock. So yeah, a giant prick.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer/skater.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Transformers [[Nokia-bot|created]] [[Steering wheel robot|by]] [[Xbox 360 robot|the]] [[Dispensor|AllSpark]] would advertise whatever they transformed into.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*See above for Optimus, Bumblebee, Ironhide, and Ratchet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jetfire (ROTF)|Jetfire]] would be old and senile.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]], because of Michael Bay&#039;s description of the Twins acting like white guys trying to be black, would act like Vanilla Ice.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]], as an exact opposite of the above description, would act like Michael Jackson. Anyone who says &amp;quot;too soon&amp;quot; loss their face privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|Sideswipe]] would be a serious egomaniac. Like, worse than Animated Thundercracker.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]] would be treated as three separate robots. Arcee herself would be like a stereotypical mother. At all times.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]] would pretty much be unhealthily obsessed with Ironhide.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elita-1 (ROTF)|Elita-1]], as she&#039;s being called now, would be the polar opposite of Arcee. By that, I mean Elita-1 would be a guy. And an alcoholic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jolt (ROTF)|Jolt]] would crave attention, based on his small number of appearances and lack of lines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wheelie (ROTF)|Wheelie]] would use mafia lingo. Which would sound hilarious spoken in a squeaky chipmunk voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Megatron and Starscream.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen]] would be a standard evil villain. Except hammier. Worse than BW Megatron.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] would mess up all his lines. Just because.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] would need dialogue to be funny, but little, if any, of it would be intelligible English. Or just plain intelligible.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Microcon (ROTF)|The microcons]] would be the ultimate Bakugan joke, with references being their every line. Which, since I know nothing about Bakugan, means I&#039;d need to do some research.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reedman]], for lack of a better idea, would use the words &amp;quot;flat&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;skinny&amp;quot; in every sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grindor (ROTF)|Grindor]] would be a master planner, but the planning is his every bit of dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalpel]], already having a German accent, would be easy to make a Nazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideways (ROTF)|Sideways]] would be an extraordinary coward. Worse than Animated Skywarp.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demolishor (ROTF)|Demolishor]], despite my respect for his awesome, would be a big, dumb oaf. And a human-hater.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alice]] would be a prostitute. Until she loses the Pretender-esque disguise. Then she&#039;d be a prostitute version of Frenzy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Because he&#039;s identical to Demolishor in body structure, [[Scavenger (ROTF)|Scavenger]] would be identical in personality as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rampage (ROTF)|Rampage]] would be a complete psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Long Haul (ROTF)|Long Haul]] would whinily complain about everything in existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mixmaster (ROTF)|Mixmaster]] would be a mad scientist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scrapper (ROTF)|Scrapper]] would be gay. Why? Because I said so.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Overload (ROTF)|Overload]] would be a hippie. Why? I direct you to the Scrapper comment.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hightower (ROTF)|Hightower]] would be retarded. I mean... just look at him!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|Devastator]] would be a gorilla. A psychotic gorilla.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starscream&#039;s [[Insecticon (Movie)|Insecticon]] drone would be a lot liks G1 Shrapnel. Speech pattern and all.&lt;br /&gt;
*The unnamed Decepticon protoforms would all throw around Internet slang.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Buffalo MPV Decepticon|Not-Bonecrusher]] would have the same personality of his not-counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[appliancebots]] would all attempt to advertise whatever they transform into. [[Ejector]] included.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
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While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper. Standardized testing will get poliosis from claustrophobic gorillas after their meat loaf breaks down. Milkshake seeds will argue that cardboard pants are their ancestors while batteries hammer a sandwich. The answer to 2+2 is e. all of the above, because the iPod in question goto Rickrolled by a flower. This epic fail is recorded by paper clips to be the worst lasagna they ever made out with. Aquariums feel obligated to touch the Statue of Liberty&#039;s self-destruct button, located in a Chinese restaurant in Germany. Puppets take great tacos in spraying a hospital with insane piranhas who are opposed to the war on literature. Always take popcorn to the fire extinguisher&#039;s mayonnaise, as forty-twone will be to their lest. The bank will resort to a box of hot dogs to bring forth a tornado that is a figment of my pancake&#039;s imagination. This is considered a way that that babies are made, but the overhead projector will digest its pacemaker during its Jell-O break. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! A happy midget will slam a revolving Klondike bar if the bus remains neutral in the growing issue of boats scribbling on a cotton nickel. Thumbtacks with esophagus infections will break into bug repellant to alter the cellular structures of foghorns. The Mediterranian Sea will drown in a cliff, causing dinosaurs to take traffic lights out to dinner. The sugar will get a paper cut while coloring in Hawaii&#039;s shoelaces. Something will and won&#039;t happen to cause paintbrushes to develop an eternally temporary hatred for feet. If Russia should prohibit the manufacturing of dentists, World War III will start with a hippopotamus. Inside every hut, robots will morph the vice president of a vase&#039;s swimming pool into a Digimon, which will be promptly destroyed by terrorist zebras. Any germs caught cheating on a fairy tale will be dipped into a balloon made of clothespins. Unicorns with logs in place of their sushi will sit in a smoke detector pondering why wind makes graphic novels a splode. Ketchup disco balls are not an hero, but a spider will type up a charity. Bill Cosby does not approve of this reindeer, and this diagram has grown a face. The face is undeniably sparkly, and it makes celebrities sniff knowledge. In the beginnning, there was cheezburgers, until POOF! A mirror was gold. Believers of this deceitful raspberry will fart candy algebra while comsuming vacuum cleaners. The walls of a boulder are complete, irredeemable mistletoe. Isolated angels will help themselves to tennis rackets until responsible dynamite with eels in its colon ignites a purple Gatorade. Without this Gatorade, escalators will evaluate the hypnotism of solid liquids. In the discovery that someone set up us the pyramid, frisbees will deny Mexico its perforated thunder while planting axes on clouds. Stopping in mid-sentence is a crime punishable by When boomerang keyboards choose to wear warmer submarines, ogres will suffer from antidisestablishmentarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer/skater.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Transformers [[Nokia-bot|created]] [[Steering wheel robot|by]] [[Xbox 360 robot|the]] [[Dispensor|AllSpark]] would advertise whatever they transformed into.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*See above for Optimus, Bumblebee, Ironhide, and Ratchet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jetfire (ROTF)|Jetfire]] would be old and senile.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]], because of Michael Bay&#039;s description of the Twins acting like white guys trying to be black, would act like Vanilla Ice.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]], as an exact opposite of the above description, would act like Michael Jackson. Anyone who says &amp;quot;too soon&amp;quot; loss their face privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|Sideswipe]] would be a serious egomaniac. Like, worse than Animated Thundercracker.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]] would be treated as three separate robots. Arcee herself would be like a stereotypical mother. At all times.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]] would pretty much be unhealthily obsessed with Ironhide.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elita-1 (ROTF)|Elita-1]], as she&#039;s being called now, would be the polar opposite of Arcee. By that, I mean Elita-1 would be a guy. And an alcoholic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jolt (ROTF)|Jolt]] would crave attention, based on his small number of appearances and lack of lines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wheelie (ROTF)|Wheelie]] would use mafia lingo. Which would sound hilarious spoken in a squeaky chipmunk voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Megatron and Starscream.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen]] would be a standard evil villain. Except hammier. Worse than BW Megatron.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] would mess up all his lines. Just because.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] would need dialogue to be funny, but little, if any, of it would be intelligible English. Or just plain intelligible.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Microcon|The microcons]] would be the ultimate Bakugan joke, with references being their every line. Which, since I know nothing about Bakugan, means I&#039;d need to do some research.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reedman]], for lack of a better idea, would use the words &amp;quot;flat&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;skinny&amp;quot; in every sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grindor (ROTF)|Grindor]] would be a master planner, but the planning is his every bit of dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalpel]], already having a German accent, would be easy to make a Nazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideways (ROTF)|Sideways]] would be an extraordinary coward. Worse than Animated Skywarp.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demolishor (ROTF)|Demolishor]], despite my respect for his awesome, would be a big, dumb oaf. And a human-hater.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alice]] would be a prostitute. Until she loses the Pretender-esque disguise. Then she&#039;d be a prostitute version of Frenzy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Because he&#039;s identical to Demolishor in body structure, [[Scavenger (ROTF)|Scavenger]] would be identical in personality as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rampage (ROTF)|Rampage]] would be a complete psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Long Haul (ROTF)|Long Haul]] would whinily complain about everything in existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mixmaster (ROTF)|Mixmaster]] would be a mad scientist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scrapper (ROTF)|Scrapper]] would be gay. Why? Because I said so.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Overload (ROTF)|Overload]] would be a hippie. Why? I direct you to the Scrapper comment.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hightower (ROTF)|Hightower]] would be retarded. I mean... just look at the Legends toy - it&#039;s hilariously messed up.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|Devastator]] would be a gorilla.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starscream&#039;s [[Insecticon (Movie)|Insecticon]] drone would be a lot liks G1 Shrapnel. Speech pattern and all.&lt;br /&gt;
*The unnamed Decepticon protoforms would all throw around Internet slang.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Buffalo MPV Decepticon|Not-Bonecrusher]] would have the same personality of his not-counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[appliancebots]] would all attempt to advertise whatever they transform into. [[Ejector]] included.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper. Standardized testing will get poliosis from claustrophobic gorillas after their meat loaf breaks down. Milkshake seeds will argue that cardboard pants are their ancestors while batteries hammer a sandwich. The answer to 2+2 is e. all of the above, because the iPod in question goto Rickrolled by a flower. This epic fail is recorded by paper clips to be the worst lasagna they ever made out with. Aquariums feel obligated to touch the Statue of Liberty&#039;s self-destruct button, located in a Chinese restaurant in Germany. Puppets take great tacos in spraying a hospital with insane piranhas who are opposed to the war on literature. Always take popcorn to the fire extinguisher&#039;s mayonnaise, as forty-twone will be to their lest. The bank will resort to a box of hot dogs to bring forth a tornado that is a figment of my pancake&#039;s imagination. This is considered a way that that babies are made, but the overhead projector will digest its pacemaker during its Jell-O break. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! A happy midget will slam a revolving Klondike bar if the bus remains neutral in the growing issue of boats scribbling on a cotton nickel. Thumbtacks with esophagus infections will break into bug repellant to alter the cellular structures of foghorns. The Mediterranian Sea will drown in a cliff, causing dinosaurs to take traffic lights out to dinner. The sugar will get a paper cut while coloring in Hawaii&#039;s shoelaces. Something will and won&#039;t happen to cause paintbrushes to develop an eternally temporary hatred for feet. If Russia should prohibit the manufacturing of dentists, World War III will start with a hippopotamus. Inside every hut, robots will morph the vice president of a vase&#039;s swimming pool into a Digimon, which will be promptly destroyed by terrorist zebras. Any germs caught cheating on a fairy tale will be dipped into a balloon made of clothespins. Unicorns with logs in place of their sushi will sit in a smoke detector pondering why wind makes graphic novels a splode. Ketchup disco balls are not an hero, but a spider will type up a charity. Bill Cosby does not approve of this reindeer, and this diagram has grown a face. The face is undeniably sparkly, and it makes celebrities sniff knowledge. In the beginnning, there was cheezburgers, until POOF! A mirror was gold. Believers of this deceitful raspberry will fart candy algebra while comsuming vacuum cleaners. The walls of a boulder are complete, irredeemable mistletoe. Isolated angels will help themselves to tennis rackets until responsible dynamite with eels in its colon ignites a purple Gatorade. Without this Gatorade, escalators will evaluate the hypnotism of solid liquids. In the discovery that someone set up us the pyramid, frisbees will deny Mexico its perforated thunder while planting axes on clouds. Stopping in mid-sentence is a crime punishable by When boomerang keyboards choose to wear warmer submarines, ogres will suffer from antidisestablishmentarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
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I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer/skater.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Optimus, Bumblebee, Ironhide, and Ratchet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jetfire (ROTF)|Jetfire]] would be old and senile.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]], because of Michael Bay&#039;s description of the Twins acting like white guys trying to be black, would act like Vanilla Ice.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]], as an exact opposite of the above description, would act like Michael Jackson. Anyone who says &amp;quot;too soon&amp;quot; loss their face privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|Sideswipe]] would be a serious egomaniac. Like, worse than Animated Thundercracker.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]] would be treated as three separate robots. Arcee herself would be like a stereotypical mother. At all times.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]] would pretty much be unhealthily obsessed with Ironhide.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elita-1 (ROTF)|Elita-1]], as she&#039;s being called now, would be the polar opposite of Arcee. By that, I mean Elita-1 would be a guy. And an alcoholic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jolt (ROTF)|Jolt]] would crave attention, based on his small number of appearances and lack of lines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wheelie (ROTF)|Wheelie]] would use mafia lingo. Which would sound hilarious spoken in a squeaky chipmunk voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Megatron and Starscream.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen]] would be a standard evil villain. Except hammier. Worse than BW Megatron.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] would mess up all his lines. Just because.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] would need dialogue to be funny, but little, if any, of it would be intelligible English. Or just plain intelligible.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Microcon|The microcons]] would be the ultimate Bakugan joke, with references being their every line. Which, since I know nothing about Bakugan, means I&#039;d need to do some research.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reedman]], for lack of a better idea, would use the words &amp;quot;flat&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;skinny&amp;quot; in every sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grindor (ROTF)|Grindor]] would be a master planner, but the planning is his every bit of dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalpel]], already having a German accent, would be easy to make a Nazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideways (ROTF)|Sideways]] would be an extraordinary coward. Worse than Animated Skywarp.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demolishor (ROTF)|Demolishor]], despite my respect for his awesome, would be a big, dumb oaf. And a human-hater.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alice]] would be a prostitute. Until she loses the Pretender-esque disguise. Then she&#039;d be a prostitute version of Frenzy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Because he&#039;s identical to Demolishor in body structure, [[Scavenger (ROTF)|Scavenger]] would be identical in personality as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rampage (ROTF)|Rampage]] would be a complete psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Long Haul (ROTF)|Long Haul]] would whinily complain about everything in existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mixmaster (ROTF)|Mixmaster]] would be a mad scientist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scrapper (ROTF)|Scrapper]] would be gay. Why? Because I said so.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Overload (ROTF)|Overload]] would be a hippie. Why? I direct you to the Scrapper comment.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hightower (ROTF)|Hightower]] would be retarded. I mean... just look at the Legends toy - it&#039;s hilariously messed up.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|Devastator]] would be a gorilla.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starscream&#039;s [[Insecticon (Movie)|Insecticon]] drone would be a lot liks G1 Shrapnel. Speech pattern and all.&lt;br /&gt;
*The unnamed Decepticon protoforms would all throw around Internet slang.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Buffalo MPV Decepticon|Not-Bonecrusher]] would have the same personality of his not-counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[appliancebots]] would all attempt to advertise whatever they transform into. [[Ejector]] included.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper. Standardized testing will get poliosis from claustrophobic gorillas after their meat loaf breaks down. Milkshake seeds will argue that cardboard pants are their ancestors while batteries hammer a sandwich. The answer to 2+2 is e. all of the above, because the iPod in question goto Rickrolled by a flower. This epic fail is recorded by paper clips to be the worst lasagna they ever made out with. Aquariums feel obligated to touch the Statue of Liberty&#039;s self-destruct button, located in a Chinese restaurant in Germany. Puppets take great tacos in spraying a hospital with insane piranhas who are opposed to the war on literature. Always take popcorn to the fire extinguisher&#039;s mayonnaise, as forty-twone will be to their lest. The bank will resort to a box of hot dogs to bring forth a tornado that is a figment of my pancake&#039;s imagination. This is considered a way that that babies are made, but the overhead projector will digest its pacemaker during its Jell-O break. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! A happy midget will slam a revolving Klondike bar if the bus remains neutral in the growing issue of boats scribbling on a cotton nickel. Thumbtacks with esophagus infections will break into bug repellant to alter the cellular structures of foghorns. The Mediterranian Sea will drown in a cliff, causing dinosaurs to take traffic lights out to dinner. The sugar will get a paper cut while coloring in Hawaii&#039;s shoelaces. Something will and won&#039;t happen to cause paintbrushes to develop an eternally temporary hatred for feet. If Russia should prohibit the manufacturing of dentists, World War III will start with a hippopotamus. Inside every hut, robots will morph the vice president of a vase&#039;s swimming pool into a Digimon, which will be promptly destroyed by terrorist zebras. Any germs caught cheating on a fairy tale will be dipped into a balloon made of clothespins. Unicorns with logs in place of their sushi will sit in a smoke detector pondering why wind makes graphic novels a splode. Ketchup disco balls are not an hero, but a spider will type up a charity. Bill Cosby does not approve of this reindeer, and this diagram has grown a face. The face is undeniably sparkly, and it makes celebrities sniff knowledge. In the beginnning, there was cheezburgers, until POOF! A mirror was gold. Believers of this deceitful raspberry will fart candy algebra while comsuming vacuum cleaners. The walls of a boulder are complete, irredeemable mistletoe. Isolated angels will help themselves to tennis rackets until responsible dynamite with eels in its colon ignites a purple Gatorade. Without this Gatorade, escalators will evaluate the hypnotism of solid liquids. In the discovery that someone set up us the pyramid, frisbees will deny Mexico its perforated thunder while planting axes on clouds. Stopping in mid-sentence is a crime punishable by When boomerang keyboards choose to wear warmer submarines, ogres will suffer from antidisestablishmentarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
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I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer/skater.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Optimus, Bumblebee, Ironhide, and Ratchet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jetfire (ROTF)|Jetfire]] would be old and senile.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]], because of Michael Bay&#039;s description of the Twins acting like white guys trying to be black, would act like Vanilla Ice.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]], as an exact opposite of the above description, would act like Michael Jackson. Anyone who says &amp;quot;too soon&amp;quot; loss their face privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|Sideswipe]] would be a serious egomaniac. Like, worse than Animated Thundercracker.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]] would be treated as three separate robots. Arcee herself would be like a stereotypical mother. At all times.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]] would pretty much be unhealthily obsessed with Ironhide.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elita-1 (ROTF)|Elita-1]], as she&#039;s being called now, would be the polar opposite of Arcee. By that, I mean Elita-1 would be a guy. And an alcoholic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jolt (ROTF)|Jolt]] would crave attention, based on his small number of appearances and lack of lines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wheelie (ROTF)|Wheelie]] would use mafia lingo. Which would sound hilarious spoken in a squeaky chipmunk voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Megatron and Starscream.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen]] would be a standard evil villain. Except hammier. Worse than BW Megatron.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] would mess up all his lines. Just because.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] would need dialogue to be funny, but little, if any, of it would be intelligible English. Or just plain intelligible.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Microcon|The microcons]] would be the ultimate Bakugan joke, with references being their every line. Which, since I know nothing about Bakugan, means I&#039;d need to do some research.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reedman]], for lack of a better idea, would use the words &amp;quot;flat&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;skinny&amp;quot; in every sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grindor (ROTF)|Grindor]] would be a master planner, but the planning is his every bit of dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalpel]], already having a German accent, would be easy to make a Nazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideways (ROTF)|Sideways]] would be an extraordinary coward. Worse than Animated Skywarp.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demolishor (ROTF)|Demolishor]], despite my respect for his awesome, would be a big, dumb oaf. And a human-hater.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alice]] would be a prostitute. Until she loses the Pretender-esque disguise. Then she&#039;d be a prostitute version of Frenzy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Because he&#039;s identical to Demolishor in body structure, [[Scavenger (ROTF)|Scavenger]] would be identical in personality as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rampage (ROTF)|Rampage]] would be a complete psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Long Haul (ROTF)|Long Haul]] would whinily complain about everything in existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mixmaster (ROTF)|Mixmaster]] would be a mad scientist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scrapper (ROTF)|Scrapper]] would be gay. Why? Because I said so.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Overload (ROTF)|Overload]] would be a hippie. Why? I direct you to the Scrapper comment.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hightower (ROTF)|Hightower]] would be retarded. I mean... just look at the Legends toy - it&#039;s hilariously messed up.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|Devastator]] would be a gorilla.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starscream&#039;s [[Insecticon (Movie)|Insecticon]] drone would be a lot liks G1 Shrapnel. Speech pattern and all.&lt;br /&gt;
*The unnamed Decepticon protoforms would all throw around Internet slang.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Buffalo MPV Decepticon|Not-Bonecrusher]] would have the same personality of his not-counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
*The appliancebots would all attempt to advertise whatever they transform into. [[Ejector]] included.&lt;br /&gt;
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==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
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While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper. Standardized testing will get poliosis from claustrophobic gorillas after their meat loaf breaks down. Milkshake seeds will argue that cardboard pants are their ancestors while batteries hammer a sandwich. The answer to 2+2 is e. all of the above, because the iPod in question goto Rickrolled by a flower. This epic fail is recorded by paper clips to be the worst lasagna they ever made out with. Aquariums feel obligated to touch the Statue of Liberty&#039;s self-destruct button, located in a Chinese restaurant in Germany. Puppets take great tacos in spraying a hospital with insane piranhas who are opposed to the war on literature. Always take popcorn to the fire extinguisher&#039;s mayonnaise, as forty-twone will be to their lest. The bank will resort to a box of hot dogs to bring forth a tornado that is a figment of my pancake&#039;s imagination. This is considered a way that that babies are made, but the overhead projector will digest its pacemaker during its Jell-O break. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! A happy midget will slam a revolving Klondike bar if the bus remains neutral in the growing issue of boats scribbling on a cotton nickel. Thumbtacks with esophagus infections will break into bug repellant to alter the cellular structures of foghorns. The Mediterranian Sea will drown in a cliff, causing dinosaurs to take traffic lights out to dinner. The sugar will get a paper cut while coloring in Hawaii&#039;s shoelaces. Something will and won&#039;t happen to cause paintbrushes to develop an eternally temporary hatred for feet. If Russia should prohibit the manufacturing of dentists, World War III will start with a hippopotamus. Inside every hut, robots will morph the vice president of a vase&#039;s swimming pool into a Digimon, which will be promptly destroyed by terrorist zebras. Any germs caught cheating on a fairy tale will be dipped into a balloon made of clothespins. Unicorns with logs in place of their sushi will sit in a smoke detector pondering why wind makes graphic novels a splode. Ketchup disco balls are not an hero, but a spider will type up a charity. Bill Cosby does not approve of this reindeer, and this diagram has grown a face. The face is undeniably sparkly, and it makes celebrities sniff knowledge. In the beginnning, there was cheezburgers, until POOF! A mirror was gold. Believers of this deceitful raspberry will fart candy algebra while comsuming vacuum cleaners. The walls of a boulder are complete, irredeemable mistletoe. Isolated angels will help themselves to tennis rackets until responsible dynamite with eels in its colon ignites a purple Gatorade. Without this Gatorade, escalators will evaluate the hypnotism of solid liquids. In the discovery that someone set up us the pyramid, frisbees will deny Mexico its perforated thunder while planting axes on clouds. Stopping in mid-sentence is a crime punishable by When boomerang keyboards choose to wear warmer submarines, ogres will suffer from antidisestablishmentarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer/skater.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*See above for Optimus, Bumblebee, Ironhide, and Ratchet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jetfire (ROTF)|Jetfire]] would be old and senile.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]], because of Michael Bay&#039;s description of the Twins acting like white guys trying to be black, would act like Vanilla Ice.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]], as an exact opposite of the above description, would act like Michael Jackson. Anyone who says &amp;quot;too soon&amp;quot; loss their face privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|Sideswipe]] would be a serious egomaniac. Like, worse than Animated Thundercracker.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]] would be treated as three separate robots. Arcee herself would be like a stereotypical mother. At all times.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]] would pretty much be unhealthily obsessed with Ironhide.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elita-1 (ROTF)|Elita-1]], as she&#039;s being called now, would be the polar opposite of Arcee. By that, I mean Elita-1 would be a guy. And an alcoholic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jolt (ROTF)|Jolt]] would crave attention, based on his small number of appearances and lack of lines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wheelie (ROTF)|Wheelie]] would use mafia lingo. Which would sound hilarious spoken in a squeaky chipmunk voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Megatron and Starscream.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen]] would be a standard evil villain. Except hammier. Worse than BW Megatron.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] would mess up all his lines. Just because.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] would need dialogue to be funny, but little, if any, of it would be intelligible English. Or just plain intelligible.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Microcon|The microcons]] would be the ultimate Bakugan joke, with references being their every line. Which, since I know nothing about Bakugan, means I&#039;d need to do some research.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reedman]], for lack of a better idea, would use the words &amp;quot;flat&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;skinny&amp;quot; in every sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grindor (ROTF)|Grindor]] would be a master planner, but the planning is his every bit of dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalpel]], already having a German accent, would be easy to make a Nazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideways (ROTF)|Sideways]] would be an extraordinary coward. Worse than Animated Skywarp.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demolishor (ROTF)|Demolishor]], despite my respect for his awesome, would be a big, dumb oaf. And a human-hater.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alice]] would be a prostitute. Until she loses the Pretender-esque disguise. Then she&#039;d be a prostitute version of Frenzy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Because he&#039;s identical to Demolishor in body structure, [[Scavenger (ROTF)|Scavenger]] would be identical in personality as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rampage (ROTF)|Rampage]] would be a complete psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Long Haul (ROTF)|Long Haul]] would whinily complain about everything in existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mixmaster (ROTF)|Mixmaster]] would be a mad scientist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scrapper (ROTF)|Scrapper]] would be gay. Why? Because I said so.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Overload (ROTF)|Overload]] would be a hippie. Why? I direct you to the Scrapper comment.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hightower (ROTF)|Hightower]] would be retarded. I mean... just look at the Legends toy - it&#039;s hilariously messed up.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|Devastator]] would be a gorilla.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starscream&#039;s [[Insecticon (Movie)|Insecticon]] drone would be a lot liks G1 Shrapnel. Speech pattern and all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper. Standardized testing will get poliosis from claustrophobic gorillas after their meat loaf breaks down. Milkshake seeds will argue that cardboard pants are their ancestors while batteries hammer a sandwich. The answer to 2+2 is e. all of the above, because the iPod in question goto Rickrolled by a flower. This epic fail is recorded by paper clips to be the worst lasagna they ever made out with. Aquariums feel obligated to touch the Statue of Liberty&#039;s self-destruct button, located in a Chinese restaurant in Germany. Puppets take great tacos in spraying a hospital with insane piranhas who are opposed to the war on literature. Always take popcorn to the fire extinguisher&#039;s mayonnaise, as forty-twone will be to their lest. The bank will resort to a box of hot dogs to bring forth a tornado that is a figment of my pancake&#039;s imagination. This is considered a way that that babies are made, but the overhead projector will digest its pacemaker during its Jell-O break. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! A happy midget will slam a revolving Klondike bar if the bus remains neutral in the growing issue of boats scribbling on a cotton nickel. Thumbtacks with esophagus infections will break into bug repellant to alter the cellular structures of foghorns. The Mediterranian Sea will drown in a cliff, causing dinosaurs to take traffic lights out to dinner. The sugar will get a paper cut while coloring in Hawaii&#039;s shoelaces. Something will and won&#039;t happen to cause paintbrushes to develop an eternally temporary hatred for feet. If Russia should prohibit the manufacturing of dentists, World War III will start with a hippopotamus. Inside every hut, robots will morph the vice president of a vase&#039;s swimming pool into a Digimon, which will be promptly destroyed by terrorist zebras. Any germs caught cheating on a fairy tale will be dipped into a balloon made of clothespins. Unicorns with logs in place of their sushi will sit in a smoke detector pondering why wind makes graphic novels a splode. Ketchup disco balls are not an hero, but a spider will type up a charity. Bill Cosby does not approve of this reindeer, and this diagram has grown a face. The face is undeniably sparkly, and it makes celebrities sniff knowledge. In the beginnning, there was cheezburgers, until POOF! A mirror was gold. Believers of this deceitful raspberry will fart candy algebra while comsuming vacuum cleaners. The walls of a boulder are complete, irredeemable mistletoe. Isolated angels will help themselves to tennis rackets until responsible dynamite with eels in its colon ignites a purple Gatorade. Without this Gatorade, escalators will evaluate the hypnotism of solid liquids. In the discovery that someone set up us the pyramid, frisbees will deny Mexico its perforated thunder while planting axes on clouds. Stopping in mid-sentence is a crime punishable by When boomerang keyboards choose to wear warmer submarines, ogres will suffer from antidisestablishmentarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer/skater.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*See above for Optimus, Bumblebee, Ironhide, and Ratchet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]], because of Michael Bay&#039;s description of the Twins acting like white guys trying to be black, would act like Vanilla Ice.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]], as an exact opposite of the above description, would act like Michael Jackson. Anyone who says &amp;quot;too soon&amp;quot; loss their face privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|Sideswipe]] would be a serious egomaniac. Like, worse than Animated Thundercracker.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]] would be treated as three separate robots. Arcee herself would be like a stereotypical mother. At all times.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]] would pretty much be unhealthily obsessed with Ironhide.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elita-1 (ROTF)|Elita-1]], as she&#039;s being called now, would be the polar opposite of Arcee. By that, I mean Elita-1 would be a guy. And an alcoholic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jolt (ROTF)|Jolt]] would crave attention, based on his small number of appearances and lack of lines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*See above for Megatron and Starscream.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen]] would be a standard evil villain. Except hammier. Worse than BW Megatron.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] would mess up all his lines. Just because.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] would need dialogue to be funny, but little, if any, of it would be intelligible English. Or just plain intelligible.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Microcon|The microcons]] would be the ultimate Bakugan joke, with references being their every line. Which, since I know nothing about Bakugan, means I&#039;d need to do some research.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reedman]], for lack of a better idea, would use the words &amp;quot;flat&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;skinny&amp;quot; in every sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grindor (ROTF)|Grindor]] would be a master planner, but the planning is his every bit of dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalpel]], already having a German accent, would be easy to make a Nazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideways (ROTF)|Sideways]] would be an extraordinary coward. Worse than Animated Skywarp.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demolishor (ROTF)|Demolishor]], despite my respect for his awesome, would be a big, dumb oaf. And a human-hater.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alice]] would be a prostitute. Until she loses the Pretender-esque disguise. Then she&#039;d be a prostitute version of Frenzy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Because he&#039;s identical to Demolishor in body structure, [[Scavenger (ROTF)|Scavenger]] would be identical in personality as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rampage (ROTF)|Rampage]] would be a complete psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Long Haul (ROTF)|Long Haul]] would whinily complain about everything in existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mixmaster (ROTF)|Mixmaster]] would be a mad scientist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scrapper (ROTF)|Scrapper]] would be gay. Why? Because I said so.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Overload (ROTF)|Overload]] would be a hippie. Why? I direct you to the Scrapper comment.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hightower (ROTF)|Hightower]] would be retarded. I mean... just look at the Legends toy - it&#039;s hilariously messed up.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|Devastator]] would be a gorilla.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starscream&#039;s [[Insecticon (Movie)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper. Standardized testing will get poliosis from claustrophobic gorillas after their meat loaf breaks down. Milkshake seeds will argue that cardboard pants are their ancestors while batteries hammer a sandwich. The answer to 2+2 is e. all of the above, because the iPod in question goto Rickrolled by a flower. This epic fail is recorded by paper clips to be the worst lasagna they ever made out with. Aquariums feel obligated to touch the Statue of Liberty&#039;s self-destruct button, located in a Chinese restaurant in Germany. Puppets take great tacos in spraying a hospital with insane piranhas who are opposed to the war on literature. Always take popcorn to the fire extinguisher&#039;s mayonnaise, as forty-twone will be to their lest. The bank will resort to a box of hot dogs to bring forth a tornado that is a figment of my pancake&#039;s imagination. This is considered a way that that babies are made, but the overhead projector will digest its pacemaker during its Jell-O break. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! A happy midget will slam a revolving Klondike bar if the bus remains neutral in the growing issue of boats scribbling on a cotton nickel. Thumbtacks with esophagus infections will break into bug repellant to alter the cellular structures of foghorns. The Mediterranian Sea will drown in a cliff, causing dinosaurs to take traffic lights out to dinner. The sugar will get a paper cut while coloring in Hawaii&#039;s shoelaces. Something will and won&#039;t happen to cause paintbrushes to develop an eternally temporary hatred for feet. If Russia should prohibit the manufacturing of dentists, World War III will start with a hippopotamus. Inside every hut, robots will morph the vice president of a vase&#039;s swimming pool into a Digimon, which will be promptly destroyed by terrorist zebras. Any germs caught cheating on a fairy tale will be dipped into a balloon made of clothespins. Unicorns with logs in place of their sushi will sit in a smoke detector pondering why wind makes graphic novels a splode. Ketchup disco balls are not an hero, but a spider will type up a charity. Bill Cosby does not approve of this reindeer, and this diagram has grown a face. The face is undeniably sparkly, and it makes celebrities sniff knowledge. In the beginnning, there was cheezburgers, until POOF! A mirror was gold. Believers of this deceitful raspberry will fart candy algebra while comsuming vacuum cleaners. The walls of a boulder are complete, irredeemable mistletoe. Isolated angels will help themselves to tennis rackets until responsible dynamite with eels in its colon ignites a purple Gatorade. Without this Gatorade, escalators will evaluate the hypnotism of solid liquids. In the discovery that someone set up us the pyramid, frisbees will deny Mexico its perforated thunder while planting axes on clouds. Stopping in mid-sentence is a crime punishable by When boomerang keyboards choose to wear warmer submarines, ogres will suffer from antidisestablishmentarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
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I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer/skater.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*See above for Optimus, Bumblebee, Ironhide, and Ratchet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]], because of Michael Bay&#039;s description of the Twins acting like white guys trying to be black, would act like Vanilla Ice.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]], as an exact opposite of the above description, would act like Michael Jackson. Anyone who says &amp;quot;too soon&amp;quot; loss their face privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|Sideswipe]] would be a serious egomaniac. Like, worse than Animated Thundercracker.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]] would be treated as three separate robots. Arcee herself would be like a stereotypical mother. At all times.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]] would pretty much be unhealthily obsessed with Ironhide.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elita-1 (ROTF)|Elita-1]], as she&#039;s being called now, would be the polar opposite of Arcee. By that, I mean Elita-1 would be a guy. And an alcoholic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jolt (ROTF)|Jolt]] would crave attention, based on his small number of appearances and lack of lines.&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Megatron and Starscream.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen]] would be a standard evil villain. Except hammier. Worse than BW Megatron.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] would mess up all his lines. Just because.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] would need dialogue to be funny, but little, if any, of it would be intelligible English. Or just plain intelligible.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Microcon|The microcons]] would be the ultimate Bakugan joke, with references being their every line. Which, since I know nothing about Bakugan, means I&#039;d need to do some research.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reedman]], for lack of a better idea, would use the words &amp;quot;flat&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;skinny&amp;quot; in every sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grindor (ROTF)|Grindor]] would be a master planner, but the planning is his every bit of dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalpel]], already having a German accent, would be easy to make a Nazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideways (ROTF)|Sideways]] would be an extraordinary coward. Worse than Animated Skywarp.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demolishor (ROTF)|Demolishor]], despite my respect for his awesome, would be a big, dumb oaf. And a human-hater.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alice]] would be a prostitute. Until she loses the Pretender-esque disguise. Then she&#039;d be a prostitute version of Frenzy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Because he&#039;s identical to Demolishor in body structure, [[Scavenger (ROTF)|Scavenger]] would be identical in personality as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rampage (ROTF)|Rampage]] would be a complete psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Long Haul (ROTF)|Long Haul]] would whinily complain about everything in existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mixmaster (ROTF)|Mixmaster]] would be a mad scientist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scrapper (ROTF)|Scrapper]] would be gay. Why? Because I said so.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Overload (ROTF)|Overload]] would be a hippie. Why? I direct you to the Scrapper comment.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hightower (ROTF)|Hightower]] would be retarded. I mean... just look at the Legends toy - it&#039;s hilariously messed up.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|Devastator]] would be a gorilla.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starscream&#039;s [[Insecticon (Movie]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper. Standardized testing will get poliosis from claustrophobic gorillas after their meat loaf breaks down. Milkshake seeds will argue that cardboard pants are their ancestors while batteries hammer a sandwich. The answer to 2+2 is e. all of the above, because the iPod in question goto Rickrolled by a flower. This epic fail is recorded by paper clips to be the worst lasagna they ever made out with. Aquariums feel obligated to touch the Statue of Liberty&#039;s self-destruct button, located in a Chinese restaurant in Germany. Puppets take great tacos in spraying a hospital with insane piranhas who are opposed to the war on literature. Always take popcorn to the fire extinguisher&#039;s mayonnaise, as forty-twone will be to their lest. The bank will resort to a box of hot dogs to bring forth a tornado that is a figment of my pancake&#039;s imagination. This is considered a way that that babies are made, but the overhead projector will digest its pacemaker during its Jell-O break. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! A happy midget will slam a revolving Klondike bar if the bus remains neutral in the growing issue of boats scribbling on a cotton nickel. Thumbtacks with esophagus infections will break into bug repellant to alter the cellular structures of foghorns. The Mediterranian Sea will drown in a cliff, causing dinosaurs to take traffic lights out to dinner. The sugar will get a paper cut while coloring in Hawaii&#039;s shoelaces. Something will and won&#039;t happen to cause paintbrushes to develop an eternally temporary hatred for feet. If Russia should prohibit the manufacturing of dentists, World War III will start with a hippopotamus. Inside every hut, robots will morph the vice president of a vase&#039;s swimming pool into a Digimon, which will be promptly destroyed by terrorist zebras. Any germs caught cheating on a fairy tale will be dipped into a balloon made of clothespins. Unicorns with logs in place of their sushi will sit in a smoke detector pondering why wind makes graphic novels a splode. Ketchup disco balls are not an hero, but a spider will type up a charity. Bill Cosby does not approve of this reindeer, and this diagram has grown a face. The face is undeniably sparkly, and it makes celebrities sniff knowledge. In the beginnning, there was cheezburgers, until POOF! A mirror was gold. Believers of this deceitful raspberry will fart candy algebra while comsuming vacuum cleaners. The walls of a boulder are complete, irredeemable mistletoe. Isolated angels will help themselves to tennis rackets until responsible dynamite with eels in its colon ignites a purple Gatorade. Without this Gatorade, escalators will evaluate the hypnotism of solid liquids. In the discovery that someone set up us the pyramid, frisbees will deny Mexico its perforated thunder while planting axes on clouds. Stopping in mid-sentence is a crime punishable by When boomerang keyboards choose to wear warmer submarines, ogres will suffer from antidisestablishmentarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
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I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer/skater.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Revenge of the Fallen: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Optimus, Bumblebee, Ironhide, and Ratchet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]], because of Michael Bay&#039;s description of the Twins acting like white guys trying to be black, would act like Vanilla Ice.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]], as an exact opposite of the above description, would act like Michael Jackson. Anyone who says &amp;quot;too soon&amp;quot; loss their face privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|Sideswipe]] would be a serious egomaniac. Like, worse than Animated Thundercracker.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]] would be treated as three separate robots. Arcee herself would be like a stereotypical mother. At all times.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]] would pretty much be unhealthily obsessed with Ironhide.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elita-1 (ROTF)|Elita-1]], as she&#039;s being called now, would be the polar opposite of Arcee. By that, I mean Elita-1 would be a guy. And an alcoholic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jolt (ROTF)|Jolt]] would crave attention, based on his small number of appearances and lack of lines.&lt;br /&gt;
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*See above for Megatron and Starscream.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen]] would be a standard evil villain. Except hammier. Worse than BW Megatron.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] would mess up all his lines. Just because.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] would need dialogue to be funny, but little, if any, of it would be intelligible English. Or just plain intelligible.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Microcon|The microcons]] would be the ultimate Bakugan joke, with references being their every line. Which, since I know nothing about Bakugan, means I&#039;d need to do some research.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reedman]], for lack of a better idea, would use the words &amp;quot;flat&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;skinny&amp;quot; in every sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grindor (ROTF)|Grindor]] would be a master planner, but the planning is his every bit of dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalpel]], already having a German accent, would be easy to make a Nazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideways (ROTF)|Sideways]] would be an extraordinary coward. Worse than Animated Skywarp.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demolishor (ROTF)|Demolishor]], despite my respect for his awesome, would be a big, dumb oaf. And a human-hater.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alice]] would be a prostitute. Until she loses the Pretender-esque disguise. Then she&#039;d be a prostitute version of Frenzy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Because he&#039;s identical to Demolishor in body structure, [[Scavenger (ROTF)|Scavenger]] would be identical in personality as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rampage (ROTF)|Rampage]] would be a complete psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Long Haul (ROTF)|Long Haul]] would whinily complain about everything in existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mixmaster (ROTF)|Mixmaster]] would be a mad scientist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scrapper (ROTF)|Scrapper]] would be gay. Why? Because I said so.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Overload (ROTF)|Overload]] would be a hippie. Why? I direct you to the Scrapper comment.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hightower (ROTF)|Hightower]] would be retarded. I mean... just look at the Legends toy - it&#039;s hilariously messed up.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|Devastator]] would be a gorilla.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper. Standardized testing will get poliosis from claustrophobic gorillas after their meat loaf breaks down. Milkshake seeds will argue that cardboard pants are their ancestors while batteries hammer a sandwich. The answer to 2+2 is e. all of the above, because the iPod in question goto Rickrolled by a flower. This epic fail is recorded by paper clips to be the worst lasagna they ever made out with. Aquariums feel obligated to touch the Statue of Liberty&#039;s self-destruct button, located in a Chinese restaurant in Germany. Puppets take great tacos in spraying a hospital with insane piranhas who are opposed to the war on literature. Always take popcorn to the fire extinguisher&#039;s mayonnaise, as forty-twone will be to their lest. The bank will resort to a box of hot dogs to bring forth a tornado that is a figment of my pancake&#039;s imagination. This is considered a way that that babies are made, but the overhead projector will digest its pacemaker during its Jell-O break. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! A happy midget will slam a revolving Klondike bar if the bus remains neutral in the growing issue of boats scribbling on a cotton nickel. Thumbtacks with esophagus infections will break into bug repellant to alter the cellular structures of foghorns. The Mediterranian Sea will drown in a cliff, causing dinosaurs to take traffic lights out to dinner. The sugar will get a paper cut while coloring in Hawaii&#039;s shoelaces. Something will and won&#039;t happen to cause paintbrushes to develop an eternally temporary hatred for feet. If Russia should prohibit the manufacturing of dentists, World War III will start with a hippopotamus. Inside every hut, robots will morph the vice president of a vase&#039;s swimming pool into a Digimon, which will be promptly destroyed by terrorist zebras. Any germs caught cheating on a fairy tale will be dipped into a balloon made of clothespins. Unicorns with logs in place of their sushi will sit in a smoke detector pondering why wind makes graphic novels a splode. Ketchup disco balls are not an hero, but a spider will type up a charity. Bill Cosby does not approve of this reindeer, and this diagram has grown a face. The face is undeniably sparkly, and it makes celebrities sniff knowledge. In the beginnning, there was cheezburgers, until POOF! A mirror was gold. Believers of this deceitful raspberry will fart candy algebra while comsuming vacuum cleaners. The walls of a boulder are complete, irredeemable mistletoe. Isolated angels will help themselves to tennis rackets until responsible dynamite with eels in its colon ignites a purple Gatorade. Without this Gatorade, escalators will evaluate the hypnotism of solid liquids. In the discovery that someone set up us the pyramid, frisbees will deny Mexico its perforated thunder while planting axes on clouds. Stopping in mid-sentence is a crime punishable by When boomerang keyboards choose to wear warmer submarines, ogres will suffer from antidisestablishmentarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:Devastator (ROTF)</title>
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		<updated>2009-09-06T00:03:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* Supreme Class Constructicon Devastator */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Seven vehicles ==&lt;br /&gt;
Paramount listing mention 7 constructicons vehicles, Overload is the not-mentioned-before seventh one: &lt;br /&gt;
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/01/tranformers-2-robots-announced/ --[[User:GUIGUI|GUIGUI]] 17:33, 2 April 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Can we put somewhere on this page a link to either the seven Constructicons or the group page?[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 14:04, 11 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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: A leaked image of legends class construction group even cofirms it...and might i add that they actualy combine into devastator?--[[User:Sunjumper|Sunjumper]] 05:47, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Not to us though.  You just said a &#039;&#039;leaked&#039;&#039; image of the Constructicons, we only use &#039;&#039;confirmed&#039;&#039; news about this stuff (Hasbro, Wal-Mart, Target, etc.).  Until then, Devastator only has six components.--[[User:AWT88|AWT88]] 10:51, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I withdraw my previous statement.--[[User:AWT88|AWT88]] 10:57, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Was the Paramount listing officially released? -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 10:54, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yes.  --[[User:ItsWalky|ItsWalky]] 11:06, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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I gather [http://tformers.com/transformers-takara-announces-revenge-of-the-fallen-transformable-legends-devastator-combiner/11492/news.html Takara] has an upcoming toy that makes the whole thing &#039;&#039;much&#039;&#039; clearer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Can someone who is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; me use this to add altmodes to the list of names?  -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 20:56, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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* 2010 for Legends class? Say it ain&#039;t so! [[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 18:42, 13 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Should Devastator&#039;s various toy descriptions be revised? Majorish spoilers:&amp;lt;font color=black style=&amp;quot;background:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt; In the film, there are at least two sets of constructicons, as they appear both as induviduals and as Devastator simultaniously, or else shown to be incapacitated to such a degree that the could not be a part of him. More importantly, the ones that form Devastator are not shown to have robot modes of their own.(although the supreme toy is still inacurate since Overload&#039;s vehicle is a clear part of Devastator)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The acuracy of the figures should not have been brought into question before there was something to compare them to. Simple as that.[[User:Thelastallosaur|Thelastallosaur]] 18:38, 20 June 2009 (ED&lt;br /&gt;
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In what stores will Legends Devastator be available in the US? [[Special:Contributions/205.188.117.8|205.188.117.8]] 17:43, 22 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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;Another interview&lt;br /&gt;
Micheal Bay confirmed that Devastator is combined from seven vehicles. And, seems each individual is able to transform (Oh...) just like the Legends class. &#039;&#039;Argh&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/9f78f1359c3d0e8c32795a6033cceab2-551.html&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;In the final cut, much of that scene is dominated by CG-animated alien robots, including Devastator — &#039;&#039;the new villain made out of seven individual robots&#039;&#039; who hide in the form of construction equipment. But the flesh-and-blood actors also got to romp on the pyramids.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
--&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#00FA9A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TX55&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;SUP&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[User talk:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#0000CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TALK&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SUP&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; 03:28, 1 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::That article was written for &#039;&#039;USA Today&#039;&#039;, it is not a quote from Bay, and as the film shows, Devy is made of more than seven vehicles, his right hand is separate from his arm, plus there&#039;s a blue and yellow dump truck that shows up above the pit he combines in. [[User:Alientraveller|Alientraveller]] 19:04, 1 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Blind packaged?==&lt;br /&gt;
Where has it been stated that the EZ Constructicons would be blind-packed in Japan? The other EZ guys are, but that seems to be a different assortment to the Constructicons, who were shown in US Legends-like packaging once at some show, and at least HLJ is selling them separately. -[[User:Mazenoise|Mazenoise]] 12:15, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:They will be blind packed as it would be seriously stupid to sell them so you know exactly what you get when each case contains a case figure. [[User:Dead Metal|Dead Metal]] 12:28, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::In what sense is it &amp;quot;seriously stupid&amp;quot;? It&#039;s logical, and perhaps inevitable, given that the rest of the EZ Collection are blind-packed, but it&#039;s not a dumb question for Mazenoise to ask. Devastator&#039;s a combiner. Even non-collectors are going to want to catch them all in that instance. If they&#039;re blind-packed, that&#039;s going to be a nightmare. (I&#039;m still figuring the number of packs you&#039;d need to buy to get even a 50/50 chance of completing the set.) Of course, given the relative crappiness of some of the Legends Constructicons, if they&#039;re not blind packed then the distribution will shift in favour of pegwarmers over time, which would &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; be unfavourable for people trying to complete the set. [[Special:Contributions/137.195.68.169|137.195.68.169]] 07:11, 1 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I meant it would be stupid if they weren&#039;t blind packed as that way you would know what you get so you could easily pick the rare case figure. And these aren&#039;t part of the normal EZ collection but of a special Devastator set, each case contains 3.5 Devastators and a case figure.[[User:Dead Metal|Dead Metal]] 09:20, 5 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ah, got you, I misunderstood you. So we&#039;re on the same page then. [[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 10:35, 5 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::So turns out their not blindpacked. [[User:Dead Metal|Dead Metal]] 08:06, 6 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Everyone&#039;s a winner! [[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 18:19, 6 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Voiced? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Unless I missed something else the second time I watched the movie, that is not Devastator speaking, it is Megatron announcing/shouting to him. So Devastator doesn&#039;t speak, just roars.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 17:55, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Welker often does... less verbose critters, where he just growls or makes animal sounds. There&#039;s a few he&#039;s even famous for.--[[User:Rosicrucian|Rosicrucian]][[User Talk:Rosicrucian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Talk&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 17:59, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::I think he voised him in the game and the voise-box of the toy.--[[User:Sunjumper|Sunjumper]] 08:25, 4 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Film-specific transformation? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, I know the toys can only approximate the live-action design, but Devastator&#039;s combination doesn&#039;t seem to be at all consistent. To &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with, the shots of the construction vehicles arriving in the canyon are off; Scrapper and Hightower are on Mixmaster&#039;s right and Overload&#039;s on his left, with Scavenger behind the other vehicles, and Rampage and Long Haul on a higher-level cliff edge. When the combination starts, however, Scrapper&#039;s on the left of Scavenger, Mixmaster is in front of the others and Overload seems to have completely disappeared. Maybe the big D &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; a six-Con combiner after all?&lt;br /&gt;
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It gets worse when, from what I can tell, Rampage (who&#039;s actually on ground level along with Long Haul) apparently gets picked up by Hightower to become D&#039;s &#039;&#039;left hand&#039;&#039;. What the hell forms the left leg, then? Did Overload switch jobs and colour scheme when nobody was looking? I&#039;d seriously appreciate some help in a consensus on what happened. [[User:Tarrn|Tarrn]] 07:51, 16 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::It all just got swallowed into a writhing mass of metal, and reemerged where it should have been all along, apparently.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 20:22, 16 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yes, the set-up scene with the vehicles driving up was wrong, but set that aside. Overload does not, in any way, form part of Devastator! Rampage transforms wrong, he transforms like Scavenger, with his scoop breaking into three pieces. Devastator&#039;s left arm (which already has Hightower attached) slams down on top of Rampage to form... a longer arm. You also don&#039;t see Long Haul actually attach to Devastator, but he does begin his transformation sequence. - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 23:58, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Non-individual transformation ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;ve read the Battle bio, but I haven&#039;t read the Movie Universe Ultimate Guide. I&#039;d like to know what is written about Devastator&#039;s entry in the book because I think &amp;quot;In the film, none of the components of Devastator are shown as individual Transformers. This would justify why the components of the Constructicon Devastator playset to have no individual humanoid modes&amp;quot; is still notable. --&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#00FA9A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TX55&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;SUP&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[User talk:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#0000CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TALK&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SUP&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; 22:08, 22 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;Did you know? ... The individual intellects of the six Constructicons are largely lost during the combination process.&amp;quot; [http://transformerslive.blogspot.com/2009/07/ask-orci-final-edition.html Roberto Orci was also asked about it] and said, &amp;quot;I suppose since we didn&#039;t commit either way, I wouldn&#039;t want to tie the hands of future writers with my non-canon opinion.&amp;quot; So the writers didn&#039;t commit either way, which means the work of &amp;quot;future writers&amp;quot; settles the matter. So far that means the battle bio and The Movie Universe. - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 22:22, 22 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::So it seems safe to add back only &amp;quot;In the film, none of Devastator&#039;s components are shown as individual Transformers. This would(might) justify why the components of his Supereme class toy to have no individual humanoid modes.&amp;quot;, since the note doesn&#039;t mention any speculation whether Devastator is not a combiner or any suggestion which contradicts to the bio. --&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#00FA9A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TX55&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;SUP&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[User talk:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#0000CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TALK&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SUP&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; 08:39, 23 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Wrecking balls? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Those are overhaul balls! The one had a hook on it. That&#039;s a major clue, because a hook on a wrecking ball would quickly become scrap.&lt;br /&gt;
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They&#039;re not for demolition; they&#039;re to make sure the relatively light hook goes down smoothly when lowered.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Two Rampages form Devastator? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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That is a good catch if it is true. I didn&#039;t notice. Can it be confirmed that two Rampages formed Devastator in the film? - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 20:59, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:And what is Overload&#039;s bullet? - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 21:01, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Overload&#039;s bullet specifies that it&#039;s not always a part of Devastator in every medium. If the twin Rampage thing turns out to be true &#039;&#039;for the movie&#039;&#039;, it needs to have the same qualification to it.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 23:10, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Don&#039;t know how canonical it is, but one of Devastator&#039;s promotional art pieces (http://idigitalcitizen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/1440x960-devastator-specs.jpg) definitely has two sets of treads in the left leg - one as the foot, one up in the knee, and comparing the size of the treads to the leg itself it&#039;d need two Rampages to have that much mass. I haven&#039;t seen a good enough shot of his leg in any other media to confirm this. Should it be three, though? It definitely seemed like a third Rampage became the left hand. [[User:Tarrn|Tarrn]] 18:56, 4 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::That same piece of art labels the left leg as &amp;quot;Rampage component&amp;quot; (singular). I&#039;m not sure who originally wrote that there were two Rampages or why, but I think it is because in the movie Transformation sequence Rampage forms part of the left arm along with Hightower. It is not shown where Devastator gets his left leg but presumably it is (also) Rampage. - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 19:27, 4 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:That bit for the knee doesn&#039;t look like the same kind of tread, though. It could be an unwrapped wheel, like with Scrapper.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 23:46, 4 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Supreme Class Constructicon Devastator==&lt;br /&gt;
The second Supreme Class Devastator is impossible to find information about online. Does anyone know if this is a toy that is going to be released, or has it already been out? It looks like it is made up of the Legends Class figures, so does one have to buy all of the Legend Class vehicles to make Devastator? [[User:Fergalicious|Fergalicious]] 01:53, 9 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Um, what second Supreme Class Devastator?[[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 18:17, 5 September 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::I know what Fergalicious means. It&#039;s not a Supreme Class, it&#039;s just made of the Legends Constructicons. The size is really closer a Deluxe, if I&#039;m right. [[User:Fallen13|Fallen13]] 20:02, 5 September 2009 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* Supreme Class Constructicon Devastator */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Seven vehicles ==&lt;br /&gt;
Paramount listing mention 7 constructicons vehicles, Overload is the not-mentioned-before seventh one: &lt;br /&gt;
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/01/tranformers-2-robots-announced/ --[[User:GUIGUI|GUIGUI]] 17:33, 2 April 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Can we put somewhere on this page a link to either the seven Constructicons or the group page?[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 14:04, 11 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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: A leaked image of legends class construction group even cofirms it...and might i add that they actualy combine into devastator?--[[User:Sunjumper|Sunjumper]] 05:47, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Not to us though.  You just said a &#039;&#039;leaked&#039;&#039; image of the Constructicons, we only use &#039;&#039;confirmed&#039;&#039; news about this stuff (Hasbro, Wal-Mart, Target, etc.).  Until then, Devastator only has six components.--[[User:AWT88|AWT88]] 10:51, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I withdraw my previous statement.--[[User:AWT88|AWT88]] 10:57, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Was the Paramount listing officially released? -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 10:54, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yes.  --[[User:ItsWalky|ItsWalky]] 11:06, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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I gather [http://tformers.com/transformers-takara-announces-revenge-of-the-fallen-transformable-legends-devastator-combiner/11492/news.html Takara] has an upcoming toy that makes the whole thing &#039;&#039;much&#039;&#039; clearer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Can someone who is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; me use this to add altmodes to the list of names?  -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 20:56, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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* 2010 for Legends class? Say it ain&#039;t so! [[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 18:42, 13 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Should Devastator&#039;s various toy descriptions be revised? Majorish spoilers:&amp;lt;font color=black style=&amp;quot;background:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt; In the film, there are at least two sets of constructicons, as they appear both as induviduals and as Devastator simultaniously, or else shown to be incapacitated to such a degree that the could not be a part of him. More importantly, the ones that form Devastator are not shown to have robot modes of their own.(although the supreme toy is still inacurate since Overload&#039;s vehicle is a clear part of Devastator)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The acuracy of the figures should not have been brought into question before there was something to compare them to. Simple as that.[[User:Thelastallosaur|Thelastallosaur]] 18:38, 20 June 2009 (ED&lt;br /&gt;
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In what stores will Legends Devastator be available in the US? [[Special:Contributions/205.188.117.8|205.188.117.8]] 17:43, 22 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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;Another interview&lt;br /&gt;
Micheal Bay confirmed that Devastator is combined from seven vehicles. And, seems each individual is able to transform (Oh...) just like the Legends class. &#039;&#039;Argh&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/9f78f1359c3d0e8c32795a6033cceab2-551.html&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;In the final cut, much of that scene is dominated by CG-animated alien robots, including Devastator — &#039;&#039;the new villain made out of seven individual robots&#039;&#039; who hide in the form of construction equipment. But the flesh-and-blood actors also got to romp on the pyramids.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
--&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#00FA9A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TX55&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;SUP&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[User talk:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#0000CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TALK&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SUP&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; 03:28, 1 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::That article was written for &#039;&#039;USA Today&#039;&#039;, it is not a quote from Bay, and as the film shows, Devy is made of more than seven vehicles, his right hand is separate from his arm, plus there&#039;s a blue and yellow dump truck that shows up above the pit he combines in. [[User:Alientraveller|Alientraveller]] 19:04, 1 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Blind packaged?==&lt;br /&gt;
Where has it been stated that the EZ Constructicons would be blind-packed in Japan? The other EZ guys are, but that seems to be a different assortment to the Constructicons, who were shown in US Legends-like packaging once at some show, and at least HLJ is selling them separately. -[[User:Mazenoise|Mazenoise]] 12:15, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:They will be blind packed as it would be seriously stupid to sell them so you know exactly what you get when each case contains a case figure. [[User:Dead Metal|Dead Metal]] 12:28, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::In what sense is it &amp;quot;seriously stupid&amp;quot;? It&#039;s logical, and perhaps inevitable, given that the rest of the EZ Collection are blind-packed, but it&#039;s not a dumb question for Mazenoise to ask. Devastator&#039;s a combiner. Even non-collectors are going to want to catch them all in that instance. If they&#039;re blind-packed, that&#039;s going to be a nightmare. (I&#039;m still figuring the number of packs you&#039;d need to buy to get even a 50/50 chance of completing the set.) Of course, given the relative crappiness of some of the Legends Constructicons, if they&#039;re not blind packed then the distribution will shift in favour of pegwarmers over time, which would &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; be unfavourable for people trying to complete the set. [[Special:Contributions/137.195.68.169|137.195.68.169]] 07:11, 1 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I meant it would be stupid if they weren&#039;t blind packed as that way you would know what you get so you could easily pick the rare case figure. And these aren&#039;t part of the normal EZ collection but of a special Devastator set, each case contains 3.5 Devastators and a case figure.[[User:Dead Metal|Dead Metal]] 09:20, 5 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ah, got you, I misunderstood you. So we&#039;re on the same page then. [[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 10:35, 5 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::So turns out their not blindpacked. [[User:Dead Metal|Dead Metal]] 08:06, 6 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Everyone&#039;s a winner! [[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 18:19, 6 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Voiced? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Unless I missed something else the second time I watched the movie, that is not Devastator speaking, it is Megatron announcing/shouting to him. So Devastator doesn&#039;t speak, just roars.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 17:55, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Welker often does... less verbose critters, where he just growls or makes animal sounds. There&#039;s a few he&#039;s even famous for.--[[User:Rosicrucian|Rosicrucian]][[User Talk:Rosicrucian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Talk&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 17:59, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::I think he voised him in the game and the voise-box of the toy.--[[User:Sunjumper|Sunjumper]] 08:25, 4 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Film-specific transformation? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, I know the toys can only approximate the live-action design, but Devastator&#039;s combination doesn&#039;t seem to be at all consistent. To &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with, the shots of the construction vehicles arriving in the canyon are off; Scrapper and Hightower are on Mixmaster&#039;s right and Overload&#039;s on his left, with Scavenger behind the other vehicles, and Rampage and Long Haul on a higher-level cliff edge. When the combination starts, however, Scrapper&#039;s on the left of Scavenger, Mixmaster is in front of the others and Overload seems to have completely disappeared. Maybe the big D &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; a six-Con combiner after all?&lt;br /&gt;
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It gets worse when, from what I can tell, Rampage (who&#039;s actually on ground level along with Long Haul) apparently gets picked up by Hightower to become D&#039;s &#039;&#039;left hand&#039;&#039;. What the hell forms the left leg, then? Did Overload switch jobs and colour scheme when nobody was looking? I&#039;d seriously appreciate some help in a consensus on what happened. [[User:Tarrn|Tarrn]] 07:51, 16 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::It all just got swallowed into a writhing mass of metal, and reemerged where it should have been all along, apparently.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 20:22, 16 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yes, the set-up scene with the vehicles driving up was wrong, but set that aside. Overload does not, in any way, form part of Devastator! Rampage transforms wrong, he transforms like Scavenger, with his scoop breaking into three pieces. Devastator&#039;s left arm (which already has Hightower attached) slams down on top of Rampage to form... a longer arm. You also don&#039;t see Long Haul actually attach to Devastator, but he does begin his transformation sequence. - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 23:58, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Non-individual transformation ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;ve read the Battle bio, but I haven&#039;t read the Movie Universe Ultimate Guide. I&#039;d like to know what is written about Devastator&#039;s entry in the book because I think &amp;quot;In the film, none of the components of Devastator are shown as individual Transformers. This would justify why the components of the Constructicon Devastator playset to have no individual humanoid modes&amp;quot; is still notable. --&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#00FA9A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TX55&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;SUP&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[User talk:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#0000CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TALK&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SUP&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; 22:08, 22 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;Did you know? ... The individual intellects of the six Constructicons are largely lost during the combination process.&amp;quot; [http://transformerslive.blogspot.com/2009/07/ask-orci-final-edition.html Roberto Orci was also asked about it] and said, &amp;quot;I suppose since we didn&#039;t commit either way, I wouldn&#039;t want to tie the hands of future writers with my non-canon opinion.&amp;quot; So the writers didn&#039;t commit either way, which means the work of &amp;quot;future writers&amp;quot; settles the matter. So far that means the battle bio and The Movie Universe. - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 22:22, 22 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::So it seems safe to add back only &amp;quot;In the film, none of Devastator&#039;s components are shown as individual Transformers. This would(might) justify why the components of his Supereme class toy to have no individual humanoid modes.&amp;quot;, since the note doesn&#039;t mention any speculation whether Devastator is not a combiner or any suggestion which contradicts to the bio. --&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#00FA9A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TX55&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;SUP&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[User talk:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#0000CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TALK&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SUP&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; 08:39, 23 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Wrecking balls? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Those are overhaul balls! The one had a hook on it. That&#039;s a major clue, because a hook on a wrecking ball would quickly become scrap.&lt;br /&gt;
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They&#039;re not for demolition; they&#039;re to make sure the relatively light hook goes down smoothly when lowered.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Two Rampages form Devastator? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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That is a good catch if it is true. I didn&#039;t notice. Can it be confirmed that two Rampages formed Devastator in the film? - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 20:59, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:And what is Overload&#039;s bullet? - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 21:01, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Overload&#039;s bullet specifies that it&#039;s not always a part of Devastator in every medium. If the twin Rampage thing turns out to be true &#039;&#039;for the movie&#039;&#039;, it needs to have the same qualification to it.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 23:10, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Don&#039;t know how canonical it is, but one of Devastator&#039;s promotional art pieces (http://idigitalcitizen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/1440x960-devastator-specs.jpg) definitely has two sets of treads in the left leg - one as the foot, one up in the knee, and comparing the size of the treads to the leg itself it&#039;d need two Rampages to have that much mass. I haven&#039;t seen a good enough shot of his leg in any other media to confirm this. Should it be three, though? It definitely seemed like a third Rampage became the left hand. [[User:Tarrn|Tarrn]] 18:56, 4 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::That same piece of art labels the left leg as &amp;quot;Rampage component&amp;quot; (singular). I&#039;m not sure who originally wrote that there were two Rampages or why, but I think it is because in the movie Transformation sequence Rampage forms part of the left arm along with Hightower. It is not shown where Devastator gets his left leg but presumably it is (also) Rampage. - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 19:27, 4 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:That bit for the knee doesn&#039;t look like the same kind of tread, though. It could be an unwrapped wheel, like with Scrapper.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 23:46, 4 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Supreme Class Constructicon Devastator==&lt;br /&gt;
The second Supreme Class Devastator is impossible to find information about online. Does anyone know if this is a toy that is going to be released, or has it already been out? It looks like it is made up of the Legends Class figures, so does one have to buy all of the Legend Class vehicles to make Devastator? [[User:Fergalicious|Fergalicious]] 01:53, 9 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Um, what second Supreme Class Devastator?[[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 18:17, 5 September 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::I know what Fergalicious means. It&#039;s not a Supreme Class, it&#039;s just made of the Legends Constructicons. The size is really closer a Deluxe, if I&#039;m right. [[User:Fallen13|Fallen13]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:Devastator (ROTF)</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* Supreme Class Constructicon Devastator */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Seven vehicles ==&lt;br /&gt;
Paramount listing mention 7 constructicons vehicles, Overload is the not-mentioned-before seventh one: &lt;br /&gt;
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/01/tranformers-2-robots-announced/ --[[User:GUIGUI|GUIGUI]] 17:33, 2 April 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Can we put somewhere on this page a link to either the seven Constructicons or the group page?[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 14:04, 11 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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: A leaked image of legends class construction group even cofirms it...and might i add that they actualy combine into devastator?--[[User:Sunjumper|Sunjumper]] 05:47, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Not to us though.  You just said a &#039;&#039;leaked&#039;&#039; image of the Constructicons, we only use &#039;&#039;confirmed&#039;&#039; news about this stuff (Hasbro, Wal-Mart, Target, etc.).  Until then, Devastator only has six components.--[[User:AWT88|AWT88]] 10:51, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I withdraw my previous statement.--[[User:AWT88|AWT88]] 10:57, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Was the Paramount listing officially released? -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 10:54, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yes.  --[[User:ItsWalky|ItsWalky]] 11:06, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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I gather [http://tformers.com/transformers-takara-announces-revenge-of-the-fallen-transformable-legends-devastator-combiner/11492/news.html Takara] has an upcoming toy that makes the whole thing &#039;&#039;much&#039;&#039; clearer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Can someone who is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; me use this to add altmodes to the list of names?  -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 20:56, 12 May 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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* 2010 for Legends class? Say it ain&#039;t so! [[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 18:42, 13 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Should Devastator&#039;s various toy descriptions be revised? Majorish spoilers:&amp;lt;font color=black style=&amp;quot;background:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt; In the film, there are at least two sets of constructicons, as they appear both as induviduals and as Devastator simultaniously, or else shown to be incapacitated to such a degree that the could not be a part of him. More importantly, the ones that form Devastator are not shown to have robot modes of their own.(although the supreme toy is still inacurate since Overload&#039;s vehicle is a clear part of Devastator)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The acuracy of the figures should not have been brought into question before there was something to compare them to. Simple as that.[[User:Thelastallosaur|Thelastallosaur]] 18:38, 20 June 2009 (ED&lt;br /&gt;
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In what stores will Legends Devastator be available in the US? [[Special:Contributions/205.188.117.8|205.188.117.8]] 17:43, 22 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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;Another interview&lt;br /&gt;
Micheal Bay confirmed that Devastator is combined from seven vehicles. And, seems each individual is able to transform (Oh...) just like the Legends class. &#039;&#039;Argh&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/9f78f1359c3d0e8c32795a6033cceab2-551.html&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;In the final cut, much of that scene is dominated by CG-animated alien robots, including Devastator — &#039;&#039;the new villain made out of seven individual robots&#039;&#039; who hide in the form of construction equipment. But the flesh-and-blood actors also got to romp on the pyramids.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
--&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#00FA9A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TX55&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;SUP&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[User talk:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#0000CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TALK&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SUP&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; 03:28, 1 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::That article was written for &#039;&#039;USA Today&#039;&#039;, it is not a quote from Bay, and as the film shows, Devy is made of more than seven vehicles, his right hand is separate from his arm, plus there&#039;s a blue and yellow dump truck that shows up above the pit he combines in. [[User:Alientraveller|Alientraveller]] 19:04, 1 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Blind packaged?==&lt;br /&gt;
Where has it been stated that the EZ Constructicons would be blind-packed in Japan? The other EZ guys are, but that seems to be a different assortment to the Constructicons, who were shown in US Legends-like packaging once at some show, and at least HLJ is selling them separately. -[[User:Mazenoise|Mazenoise]] 12:15, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:They will be blind packed as it would be seriously stupid to sell them so you know exactly what you get when each case contains a case figure. [[User:Dead Metal|Dead Metal]] 12:28, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::In what sense is it &amp;quot;seriously stupid&amp;quot;? It&#039;s logical, and perhaps inevitable, given that the rest of the EZ Collection are blind-packed, but it&#039;s not a dumb question for Mazenoise to ask. Devastator&#039;s a combiner. Even non-collectors are going to want to catch them all in that instance. If they&#039;re blind-packed, that&#039;s going to be a nightmare. (I&#039;m still figuring the number of packs you&#039;d need to buy to get even a 50/50 chance of completing the set.) Of course, given the relative crappiness of some of the Legends Constructicons, if they&#039;re not blind packed then the distribution will shift in favour of pegwarmers over time, which would &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; be unfavourable for people trying to complete the set. [[Special:Contributions/137.195.68.169|137.195.68.169]] 07:11, 1 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I meant it would be stupid if they weren&#039;t blind packed as that way you would know what you get so you could easily pick the rare case figure. And these aren&#039;t part of the normal EZ collection but of a special Devastator set, each case contains 3.5 Devastators and a case figure.[[User:Dead Metal|Dead Metal]] 09:20, 5 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ah, got you, I misunderstood you. So we&#039;re on the same page then. [[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 10:35, 5 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::So turns out their not blindpacked. [[User:Dead Metal|Dead Metal]] 08:06, 6 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Everyone&#039;s a winner! [[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 18:19, 6 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Voiced? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Unless I missed something else the second time I watched the movie, that is not Devastator speaking, it is Megatron announcing/shouting to him. So Devastator doesn&#039;t speak, just roars.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 17:55, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Welker often does... less verbose critters, where he just growls or makes animal sounds. There&#039;s a few he&#039;s even famous for.--[[User:Rosicrucian|Rosicrucian]][[User Talk:Rosicrucian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Talk&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 17:59, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::I think he voised him in the game and the voise-box of the toy.--[[User:Sunjumper|Sunjumper]] 08:25, 4 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Film-specific transformation? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, I know the toys can only approximate the live-action design, but Devastator&#039;s combination doesn&#039;t seem to be at all consistent. To &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with, the shots of the construction vehicles arriving in the canyon are off; Scrapper and Hightower are on Mixmaster&#039;s right and Overload&#039;s on his left, with Scavenger behind the other vehicles, and Rampage and Long Haul on a higher-level cliff edge. When the combination starts, however, Scrapper&#039;s on the left of Scavenger, Mixmaster is in front of the others and Overload seems to have completely disappeared. Maybe the big D &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; a six-Con combiner after all?&lt;br /&gt;
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It gets worse when, from what I can tell, Rampage (who&#039;s actually on ground level along with Long Haul) apparently gets picked up by Hightower to become D&#039;s &#039;&#039;left hand&#039;&#039;. What the hell forms the left leg, then? Did Overload switch jobs and colour scheme when nobody was looking? I&#039;d seriously appreciate some help in a consensus on what happened. [[User:Tarrn|Tarrn]] 07:51, 16 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::It all just got swallowed into a writhing mass of metal, and reemerged where it should have been all along, apparently.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 20:22, 16 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yes, the set-up scene with the vehicles driving up was wrong, but set that aside. Overload does not, in any way, form part of Devastator! Rampage transforms wrong, he transforms like Scavenger, with his scoop breaking into three pieces. Devastator&#039;s left arm (which already has Hightower attached) slams down on top of Rampage to form... a longer arm. You also don&#039;t see Long Haul actually attach to Devastator, but he does begin his transformation sequence. - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 23:58, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Non-individual transformation ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;ve read the Battle bio, but I haven&#039;t read the Movie Universe Ultimate Guide. I&#039;d like to know what is written about Devastator&#039;s entry in the book because I think &amp;quot;In the film, none of the components of Devastator are shown as individual Transformers. This would justify why the components of the Constructicon Devastator playset to have no individual humanoid modes&amp;quot; is still notable. --&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#00FA9A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TX55&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;SUP&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[User talk:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#0000CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TALK&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SUP&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; 22:08, 22 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;Did you know? ... The individual intellects of the six Constructicons are largely lost during the combination process.&amp;quot; [http://transformerslive.blogspot.com/2009/07/ask-orci-final-edition.html Roberto Orci was also asked about it] and said, &amp;quot;I suppose since we didn&#039;t commit either way, I wouldn&#039;t want to tie the hands of future writers with my non-canon opinion.&amp;quot; So the writers didn&#039;t commit either way, which means the work of &amp;quot;future writers&amp;quot; settles the matter. So far that means the battle bio and The Movie Universe. - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 22:22, 22 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::So it seems safe to add back only &amp;quot;In the film, none of Devastator&#039;s components are shown as individual Transformers. This would(might) justify why the components of his Supereme class toy to have no individual humanoid modes.&amp;quot;, since the note doesn&#039;t mention any speculation whether Devastator is not a combiner or any suggestion which contradicts to the bio. --&#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#00FA9A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TX55&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;SUP&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;[[User talk:TX55|&amp;lt;span style= &amp;quot;color:#0000CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TALK&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SUP&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; 08:39, 23 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Wrecking balls? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Those are overhaul balls! The one had a hook on it. That&#039;s a major clue, because a hook on a wrecking ball would quickly become scrap.&lt;br /&gt;
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They&#039;re not for demolition; they&#039;re to make sure the relatively light hook goes down smoothly when lowered.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Two Rampages form Devastator? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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That is a good catch if it is true. I didn&#039;t notice. Can it be confirmed that two Rampages formed Devastator in the film? - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 20:59, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:And what is Overload&#039;s bullet? - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 21:01, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Overload&#039;s bullet specifies that it&#039;s not always a part of Devastator in every medium. If the twin Rampage thing turns out to be true &#039;&#039;for the movie&#039;&#039;, it needs to have the same qualification to it.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 23:10, 24 July 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Don&#039;t know how canonical it is, but one of Devastator&#039;s promotional art pieces (http://idigitalcitizen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/1440x960-devastator-specs.jpg) definitely has two sets of treads in the left leg - one as the foot, one up in the knee, and comparing the size of the treads to the leg itself it&#039;d need two Rampages to have that much mass. I haven&#039;t seen a good enough shot of his leg in any other media to confirm this. Should it be three, though? It definitely seemed like a third Rampage became the left hand. [[User:Tarrn|Tarrn]] 18:56, 4 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::That same piece of art labels the left leg as &amp;quot;Rampage component&amp;quot; (singular). I&#039;m not sure who originally wrote that there were two Rampages or why, but I think it is because in the movie Transformation sequence Rampage forms part of the left arm along with Hightower. It is not shown where Devastator gets his left leg but presumably it is (also) Rampage. - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 19:27, 4 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:That bit for the knee doesn&#039;t look like the same kind of tread, though. It could be an unwrapped wheel, like with Scrapper.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 23:46, 4 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Supreme Class Constructicon Devastator==&lt;br /&gt;
The second Supreme Class Devastator is impossible to find information about online. Does anyone know if this is a toy that is going to be released, or has it already been out? It looks like it is made up of the Legends Class figures, so does one have to buy all of the Legend Class vehicles to make Devastator? [[User:Fergalicious|Fergalicious]] 01:53, 9 August 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Um, what second Supreme Class Devastator?[[Special:Contributions/82.41.72.10|82.41.72.10]] 18:17, 5 September 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::I know what Fergalicious0 means. It&#039;s not a Supreme Class, it&#039;s just made of the Legends Constructicons. The size is really closer a Deluxe, if I&#039;m right. [[User:Fallen13|Fallen13]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* And now... The Meaning of Life */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
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I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer combined with a hippie combined with a pothead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper. Standardized testing will get poliosis from claustrophobic gorillas after their meat loaf breaks down. Milkshake seeds will argue that cardboard pants are their ancestors while batteries hammer a sandwich. The answer to 2+2 is e. all of the above, because the iPod in question goto Rickrolled by a flower. This epic fail is recorded by paper clips to be the worst lasagna they ever made out with. Aquariums feel obligated to touch the Statue of Liberty&#039;s self-destruct button, located in a Chinese restaurant in Germany. Puppets take great tacos in spraying a hospital with insane piranhas who are opposed to the war on literature. Always take popcorn to the fire extinguisher&#039;s mayonnaise, as forty-twone will be to their lest. The bank will resort to a box of hot dogs to bring forth a tornado that is a figment of my pancake&#039;s imagination. This is considered a way that that babies are made, but the overhead projector will digest its pacemaker during its Jell-O break. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! A happy midget will slam a revolving Klondike bar if the bus remains neutral in the growing issue of boats scribbling on a cotton nickel. Thumbtacks with esophagus infections will break into bug repellant to alter the cellular structures of foghorns. The Mediterranian Sea will drown in a cliff, causing dinosaurs to take traffic lights out to dinner. The sugar will get a paper cut while coloring in Hawaii&#039;s shoelaces. Something will and won&#039;t happen to cause paintbrushes to develop an eternally temporary hatred for feet. If Russia should prohibit the manufacturing of dentists, World War III will start with a hippopotamus. Inside every hut, robots will morph the vice president of a vase&#039;s swimming pool into a Digimon, which will be promptly destroyed by terrorist zebras. Any germs caught cheating on a fairy tale will be dipped into a balloon made of clothespins. Unicorns with logs in place of their sushi will sit in a smoke detector pondering why wind makes graphic novels a splode. Ketchup disco balls are not an hero, but a spider will type up a charity. Bill Cosby does not approve of this reindeer, and this diagram has grown a face. The face is undeniably sparkly, and it makes celebrities sniff knowledge. In the beginnning, there was cheezburgers, until POOF! A mirror was gold. Believers of this deceitful raspberry will fart candy algebra while comsuming vacuum cleaners. The walls of a boulder are complete, irredeemable mistletoe. Isolated angels will help themselves to tennis rackets until responsible dynamite with eels in its colon ignites a purple Gatorade. Without this Gatorade, escalators will evaluate the hypnotism of solid liquids. In the discovery that someone set up us the pyramid, frisbees will deny Mexico its perforated thunder while planting axes on clouds. Stopping in mid-sentence is a crime punishable by When boomerang keyboards choose to wear warmer submarines, ogres will suffer from antidisestablishmentarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* And now... The Meaning of Life */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
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I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer combined with a hippie combined with a pothead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope. Science has once again forgotten that if you choke a Smurf, the canary will photograph an apple. The apple will become self-conscious about the way a closet sounds stapling pogo sticks to pens. Ostriches will take flight to hypothesize about magic. Milhouse will never be a meme, but the queen of the asparagus will make clay out of dental floss. Contact lenses will ban the ecosystem from cooking with basketballs. Eyeballs who live off the basketballs will walk into space to write a doorknob. This invincible knob will have jury duty every other minute because of a pickle. The stopwatch will have a cold from the time until the place. Calculators will do homework as a bomb fishes in the poster for a steak. Anonymous bridges will protest dictionaries, will distract a legion of airplanes from taping magazines. Forty-threeve lucky magazines will profanely censor a fork. The fork is the only eraser that can properly reshingle a stop sign, but Godzilla will deflate the candles without invisible glue for the pebbles. If the pebbles are deprived of their glue, they will evolve into yogurt and invade yellow. That way, when the beanstalk drills Nintendo into a foreign mustache&#039;s birth certificate, the sink&#039;s mother-in-law can use a hacksaw to clip his toenails. As the purses get closer apart, saxophones from the planet Frankenstein will build a talk show while finding inner peace. Catapults have the personality of a pinwheel, and crayons are effective torture methods against suicidal dragons. On average, one dragon will gain weight at a randomly constant pace until a two-thirds decision from the baseballs sparks a miracle of the most satanic proportions, and let&#039;s face it, the chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side is asking for it. If at first you don&#039;t succeed, sacrifice your brother to a cherry. After the cherry is appeased, royal scissors will dig a tunnel to the moon with an honest lie and a lot of poems. In turn, mosquitoes will contradict money on days that end in detergent. Look down at the stars and you will still never find domestic violence in plumbers. Classical music is made of the number Z, so the buried treasure can be found if you dig to five inches away from where you&#039;re going to stand in an hour and remember not to drink your armrests again. Meanwhile, in a bulding, Superman&#039;s elevator will crush peas with a feather, leaving tire tracks on the ceiling. The instant the castle explodes in icy lava, mountains will shrink to the size of a galaxy made of pepperoni amoebas. WALL•E will becone a carnivorous vegetarian, but the only one who gives a crap is the cable box wearing a jester&#039;s hat.The hat will require a lobotomy to save his nose, which leads animal crackers to trust the dark side of yesterday&#039;s compound newspaper.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358597</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358597"/>
		<updated>2009-08-31T13:05:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: /* And now... The Meaning of Life */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer combined with a hippie combined with a pothead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong. Towels with severe acne will turn the Internet into edible chairs. If the chairs want to use a microwave, they will first run out of carrots. After one cowardly carrot bravely absorbs a platypus, it will begin to rain snow. Texas will be sued for several thousand G.I. Joes by Santa Claus&#039;s middle finger. In case the bread must be amputated, mints will donate Jim Carrey to the Turkish god of pirates. Shoes will become well-educated in the ways of the glass window, and will soon realize that your mom failed a blood test. Global warming is revealed to be a girl, which will come as a party to lab coats after werewolves get some sunlight. Sunlight may not be available a certain Radio Shack restaurants, so sever your leg please; it&#039;s the greatest day. The next time the ninja peanut declares himself to be Batman, bologna air conditioners will contain more than fifty doctors. Star Wars fans dressed as Spock will vote for the salad to legalize bathrooms in matchboxes. If a tree falls on an island and no one&#039;s around to taste it, deaf people will be the first to hear about new Whizzo Butter, which is impossible to distinguish from a dead crab. Genetically-altered giraffes will shoot Magic 8-Balls out of theia souls, forcing millions of cement mixers to stop churning horses and take up gambling. The newly-churned horses will put slot machines inside every notecard, just in case it begins to hail on the sun. This perfectly normal weather persuades moss to grow on beetles that are catrerpillars. Television will finally get revenge on cats for stealing its curly fries that one time. Pluto is immune to planet-eating monsters, as it is no longer a podium. Brick-hunting season will begin when it begins, which has folders questioning their rice. In the crasj=hing economy of the chili that went bad in my drain pipes, Optimus Prime will run on the blood of non-Christians unless dishwashers can find the Windex. This will cause a peaceful catastrophe that will lead the fire departments to take hats to jail in an ambulance. Highlighters will get along with sudoku puzzles in the power cord of the triangle when Mr. T&#039;s agenda goes to Burger King to order a Big Mac. The Democrats will combine with pregnant ink blots to form Hanukkah&#039;s smallest largest wheelchair. Stomachs will get sick to their tongues with heart disease in their vocal chords as they cast their ballots to purchase that train in the window of the nearest Home Depot to Michael Jackson&#039;s secret stash of garbage disposal chalk. Argentina will play billiards alone with Toyota to discuss the large amounts of root beer in one mozzarella stick. Unfortunately, the latest news on orange pens has revealed that this movie has been rated ADHD for Obnoxiously Biased Towards the Square Root of How to Get Back Onto the Freeway with Pepto-Bismol, and is not suitable for racist penguins. The more geometric side-effects of Pepto-Bismol include rebelling against the periodic table and running laps around a turkey. The Easter bunny will epic win for poking any elbows caught stalking bubbles. Lollipops and Tootsie Rolls wil not fit in a blender unless water can fight toasters. Should cell phones dissolve a zoo, wait one hour before taking the oven out of the microscope.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358595</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358595"/>
		<updated>2009-08-31T12:26:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer combined with a hippie combined with a pothead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358497</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358497"/>
		<updated>2009-08-31T03:56:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Transformers Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] would have a serious self-esteem issue, stemming mostly from his height. As Goldbug, this is downtoned but still there.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] would pretty much be a tough guy-type.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] would basically be the fix-it guy with a slight inferiority complex.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] would be very upbeat, very hip, and very well-liked. Very much unlike Movie Ratchet would be.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] would be strict and orderly, and would absolutely despise Grimlock.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&#039;t have the patience to add on to this now, but just wait, it&#039;ll be longer soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality tweaks==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer combined with a hippie combined with a pothead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==And now... The Meaning of Life==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not well-known that people like to bathe in macaroni, everyone loves to shave spoons. However, if one spoon is overshaved, the cookie dough will revolt, causing the nearest idiot within a five-pencil radius to implode, which in turn forces God to spill his orange juice everywhere. Only upon this spilling of the juice of the orange may a sock murder a grapefruit. This will influence ants to flush every toilet on Mercury with rotten snake milk while eating your dog. The poor puppy will visit a psychiatrist to cure his cancer, but it will only make fish peel lemons. Each lemon will contain a large sum of zombie whales that will set up underwater fireplaces with history textbooks, which will invite transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys into the Eiffel Tower. Once the top is reached, the president of George W. Bush can use a kitchen knife to put together a one-piece jigsaw puzzle. The completion of the puzzle releases musical instruments from Hell possessed by Jesus. There will be religious debates between the Jedi and the Decepticons involving how Cuba invented the letter Q. This letter will become the supreme ruler of dairy products, which have the ability to shoot bazookas out of grenades. The time span of this most patriotic process is between 0.000001 seconds and five billion centuries. Between then, carbonated chocolate bars will melt DVDs into raw magenta paper. The paper will mass-produce fresh fried chicken until the flying pigs get pneumonia and lose The Game. Upon this loss, Iron Man and Chuck Norris will team up to detonate Ohio&#039;s little toe with a pumpkin computer. When the brown-green car attempts to devour the detonation, high school janitors will draw video games and play the light bulb until the crack of eggs. The cracked eggs will smoke weapons of mass destruction in the back of Elvis Presley&#039;s fridge, forcing radios around the square to summon cheese worms from South Korea. Raw xylophones will stop at nothing at everything to smell the fire blanket. As petunias discover SPARTAAAAA!, the rings of Mars will come unplugged, resulting in the extinction of intelligent blondes. It will take over 9000 bears to screw in a lunch box. This holy box of lunches will paint a can opener the color seven. In the event of said can opener coming to the conclusion that war gives you gas, every vampire in the pencal sharpener will give John McCain a hockey puck. The first map to come into mental contact with the puck will get enlisted into the Italian pizza. Aliens have an acute sense of recycling and will read the Vietnam flag until the three-ring binders vomit air fresheners. One air freshener will take its time and hurry up to move next door to a couch and a washing machine. The two have been married for twenty waffles and have given birth to five wonderful ghost turtles. It is inevitable that all twenty waffles will form a band and yodel the national anthem of the Mushroom Kingdom. The lightning will, of course, be in another author, but Pac-Man will try to capture all of the Chaos Emeralds in Poké Balls before Meta Knight conquers Hyrule anyway. Emergency action will be taken if obscure communism references take over pies, which will mean that all your base are belong to floor tiles. The capture of all your base will create a peaceful tomorrow, where corn can translate the Bible into lolspeak. Permanent markers can be seen on the radio from nine to R. Be warned that the cake is a lie and you&#039;re doing it wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, and I&#039;m not even CLOSE to finished. I have this written on EIGHT PAGES OF CRAP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358493</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358493"/>
		<updated>2009-08-31T02:46:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality overblows==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be extremely boring, prone to monologues about nothing, and extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer combined with a hippie combined with a pothead.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358492</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=358492"/>
		<updated>2009-08-31T02:46:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality overblows==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be prone to monologues about nothing, and be extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer combined with a hippie combined with a pothead.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355407</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355407"/>
		<updated>2009-08-22T22:13:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality overblows==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be prone to monologues about nothing, and be extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] would be the British guy no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[JUazz (Movie)|Jazz]] would be obsessed with being flashy about everything he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] would just be cruel and power-crazed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] would be even less sneaky about his traitorous intentions than any of the other Starscreams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] would just be a cop. A very evil cop.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] would be even worse than Lugnut in the fanatically-loyal department.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] would be the seething caukdron of hatred this wiki has made him out to be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] would be a raging fighting machine. With anger issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] would be jittery, stupid, and annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] would talk like a surfer combined with a hippie combined with a pothead.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355215</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355215"/>
		<updated>2009-08-22T16:19:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added to this favorites list, but for now this is it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Movie Abridged: possible personality overblows==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] would be prone to monologues about nothing, and be extremely irritated by the personality flaws of everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] would probably change the least personality-wise, but the radio/song excerpts will be more humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] would just be extremely trigger-happy.&lt;br /&gt;
More later.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355209</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355209"/>
		<updated>2009-08-22T16:06:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added, but for now this is it.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Fallen13&amp;diff=355205</id>
		<title>User talk:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Fallen13&amp;diff=355205"/>
		<updated>2009-08-22T15:52:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: New page: I&amp;#039;ll start this talk page with a question I feel is important: Should I go through with my plans for making an Abridged Series for any of the Transformers cartoons, or even one of the movi...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;ll start this talk page with a question I feel is important: Should I go through with my plans for making an Abridged Series for any of the Transformers cartoons, or even one of the movies? If yes, then which?&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355199</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355199"/>
		<updated>2009-08-22T15:36:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, signing up almost at the same time that [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen]] came out. At first I only wanted to see when ROTF character pages got their movie appearances put in, but I plan to do a bit of editing where I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had made plans to make a Transformers Abridged with a friend of mine, but I regret to say it never happened. &#039;&#039;&#039;BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]] Including [[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Waspinator (BW)|The original Waspinator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I bet there will be more to be added, but for now this is it.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355196</id>
		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://tfwiki.duckdns.org/index.php?title=User:Fallen13&amp;diff=355196"/>
		<updated>2009-08-22T15:25:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, and I admit I&#039;m not a god at editing. Or thinking up introductory dialogue. So... there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitely [[Jetfire (ROTF)|ROTF Jetfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (disambiguation)|Every Ravage ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest, almost everybody in [[Transformers (2007)|the]] [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|movies.]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
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		<updated>2009-08-22T14:47:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, and I admit I&#039;m not a god at editing. Or thinking up introductory dialogue. So... there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, [[Galvatron (disambiguation)|every Galvatron ever]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>User:Fallen13</title>
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		<updated>2009-08-22T14:45:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, and I admit I&#039;m not a god at editing. Or thinking up introductory dialogue. So... there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (disambiguation)|Every Soundwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockwave (disambiguation)|Every Shockwave ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (disambiguation)|Every Optimus ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (disambiguation)|Every Megatron ever.]] And, by extension, every Galvatron ever as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen|The Fallen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unicron|Unicron.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Primus|Primus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grimlock (disambiguation)|Every Grimlock ever.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devastator (ROTF)|ROTF Devastator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|ROTF Sideswipe.]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<updated>2009-08-22T14:34:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, and I admit I&#039;m not a god at editing. Or thinking up introductory dialogue. So... there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==My favorite Transformers==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fallen13</name></author>
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		<updated>2009-08-22T14:30:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: New page: I&amp;#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, and I admit I&amp;#039;m not a god at editing. Or thinking up introductory dialogue. So... there.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I&#039;m relatively new to the TFWiki, and I admit I&#039;m not a god at editing. Or thinking up introductory dialogue. So... there.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Bumblebee (Movie)/toys</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Fallen13: Removed the &amp;quot;coming soon&amp;quot; tag, as the set has already been released.&lt;/p&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is the star of a [[Transformers (2007)|multi-million-dollar film]]. Ergo, he gets a lot of toys and merchandise!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Toys==&lt;br /&gt;
===Transformers (2007)===&lt;br /&gt;
====Legends Class toys====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bumblebeemovielegends.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Its not a Fiesta with racing stripes...its a fiesta of racing stripes!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Legends Class, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese name:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;EZ Collection Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Legends Bumblebee transforms into a yellow 1976 Chevrolet Camaro. Being a highly simplified toy of a highly complex design, Legends-class Bumblebee does not replicate the appearance of the robot mode very well, and has very limited articulation, detail and paint application. On the other hand, he&#039;s pocket-sized and inexpensive, perfect for the younger set. The toy  has a sculpted rear window, but it&#039;s not painted like the other windows. instead, the racing stripes extend over them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Optimus Prime bonus pack&#039;&#039;&#039; (Costco exclusive multi-pack, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:A Costco exclusive special pack of Leader Class Optimus Prime with Legends Class Bumblebee and [[Jazz (Movie)|Autobot Jazz]] as bonus figures. None of the three toys is changed from their respective original releases.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie Allspark Legends pack.jpg|right|250px|thumb|The classic G1 cast...plus Barricade.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Battle for the Allspark&#039;&#039;&#039; (Toys&#039;R&#039;Us exclusive multi-pack, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: A Toys&#039;R&#039;Us exclusive, this six-pack of Legends class figures contains unmodified toys of [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]], [[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]], Bumblebee, [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]], [[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] and [[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee Scanning Ver.&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;Hyper Hobby&#039;&#039; magazine exclusive EZ Collection variant, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: A Japanese-exclusive version of the Legends Bumblebee toy, &amp;quot;scanning version&amp;quot; Bumblebee uses transparent plastics for his yellow parts. He was available as a mail-order item from &#039;&#039;Hyper Hobby&#039;&#039; magazine in September of 2007.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Melltallic Bumblebee.jpg|right|255px|thumb|You know you know you want me]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Metallic Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Tsutaya Records exclusive EZ collection variant, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: This Japanese metallic repaint of Legends class Bumblebee is an exclusive included with purchase of the Movie DVD at Tsutaya Records. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Legends Bumblebee Scorponok toys.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Bee stings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee vs. Scorponok&#039;&#039;&#039; (Legends Allspark Battles two-pack, 2008)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: As part of the &#039;&#039;AllSpark Battles&#039;&#039; Legends two-packs, a slightly redecoed Legends class Bumblebee, now sporting &amp;quot;battle damage&amp;quot; paint applications, comes with an all-new Legends [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] figure.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deluxe Class toys====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bumblebeemovietoydeluxe67.jpg|right|250px|thumb|These used cars are fully loaded!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Deluxe Class Classic Camaro, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;MA-03&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; 2 projectiles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: The first Deluxe Class version of Movie Bumblebee transforms into a yellow [[wikipedia:Second-generation_Chevrolet_Camaro|1976 Chevrolet Camaro]] with a quite reasonable level of sculpted detail. In contrast to the other Deluxe-class car Transformers in the Movie toyline, he does not have clear windows, instead opting for opaque yellow plastic with painted metallic blue.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Bumblebee is armed with two shoulder-mounted spring-loaded missile launchers (inspired by the shoulder-mounted missile launchers he uses to fight Brawl/Devastator in the movie), which also double as hand-held weapons or can be mounted on ports on the undersides of his elbows. His legs and chest [[Automorph]] during transformation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: The initial release of the toy featured even tabs for the Automorph gimmick; oddly, Hasbro later decided to [[retool]] the feature so the tab would be uneven.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.allspark.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=29613 Original Allspark thread about the retool of Bumblebee&#039;s Automorph gimmick]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This resulted in many reported cases of the tab snapping during transformation. Press the button or you&#039;ll break him. Seriously. The retooled Automorph gimmick would be used for all subsequent versions of the mold, including the Japanese ones, and the breakage problem wouldn&#039;t be fixed until the UK exclusive &amp;quot;Towed to Safety&amp;quot; two-pack and the Target exclusive &amp;quot;Evolution of a Hero&amp;quot; two-pack.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Deluxe 1974 Bumblebee JPtoy.jpg|left|250px|thumb|Never seen so much translucent plastic in all my life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
: Packaging photos and early [[Prototype|test shots]] of Hasbro&#039;s Bumblebee featured transparent blue plastic windows and missile parts. However, the final Hasbro production toy has opaque yellow plastic. The Japanese [[TakaraTomy]] release  of Bumblebee retains the transparent blue plastic parts, with yellow paint for the outer car shell. As a consequence, the missiles, which are on the same sprue, are also made of clear blue plastic, just like the early prototype seen in the Hasbro stock photos for the toy. He also uses the retooled version of the mold with the fixed [[Automorph]] gimmick. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The packaging used for the Japanese toy is the same as for the Hasbro version, with the exception of additional stickers identifying it as a Japanese market release.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bumblebee Barricade deluxeboxset.jpg|right|250px|thumb|&amp;quot;Go ahead, make my day!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee vs. Barricade: First Encounter&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; 2 projectiles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: This battle pack contains the 1976 Camaro deluxe-class Bumblebee and the deluxe-class [[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]]/[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] figures, based upon their confrontation as seen in the movie. The box features a diorama-style background from a movie scene, but the toys themselves are unchanged from their original carded releases.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: The set originally retailed for only slightly less than buying the two individual toys. However, for a short while, it was about the only way to &#039;&#039;get&#039;&#039; Bumblebee in the first place, thanks to the [[Movie (toyline)|toy drought]] following the movie&#039;s record-smashing opening.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee Limited Metallic Color Version&#039;&#039;&#039; (Lawson exclusive Deluxe-sized Classic Camaro, TakaraTomy 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; 2 projectiles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: A redeco of the Japanese version of the Classic Camaro Bumblebee mold (retaining the clear blue windows and missiles) that was exclusively available with the purchase of a ticket for the movie in Japanese Lawson stores.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie TowedtoSafety toys.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Sadly, All Spark Insurance doesn&#039;t cover towing charges.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Towed to Safety&#039;&#039;&#039; (two-pack, UK 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; 2 projectiles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: This set features an unaltered Deluxe class [[Longarm (Movie)|Longarm]] figure and a Deluxe class 1976 Camaro Bumblebee figure. The window box features a diorama background of the battle in [[Mission City]] (basically the same packaging inner tray from the &amp;quot;Bumblebee vs. Barricade: First Encounter&amp;quot; pack). As is generally the case with the European releases of the Movie toys, the pictures on the front of the box show the robot-mode toys instead of an artist&#039;s depiction of their faces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: For this two-pack, Hasbro slightly retooled Bumblebee&#039;s Automorph gimmick again, adding another small tab that finally resolved the breakage issues that had plagued the previous variation of the mold.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.allspark.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=38149 Allspark thread about the second retool of Bumblebee&#039;s Automorph gimmick]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Thus far, this pack has only been released in the United Kingdom.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie Deluxe 2009 Bumblebee toy.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Nu-uh! You don&#039;t want none of this!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee (Camaro Concept)&#039;&#039;&#039; (Deluxe Class Concept Camaro, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;MA-10&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Plasma cannon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: The second Deluxe class Bumblebee toy, which shares no parts with the previous one (even the head, despite being based on the same general design, is a different sculpt), transforms into the [[wikipedia:Fifth-generation_Chevrolet_Camaro|concept vehicle for the 2009 Chevrolet Camaro]]. Maintaining the high standard for car accuracy in the movie line, Bumblebee is very faithful to the real-life vehicle, featuring clear blue windows in contrast to the opaque windows seen in both his previous Deluxe class toy and the Ultimate Bumblebee toy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Bumblebee features two [[Automorph|Automorphing]] gimmicks during transformation: &#039;&#039;(a)&#039;&#039; swinging his hood down into robot mode position also moves his arms up and &#039;&#039;(b)&#039;&#039;, swinging his feet down will move the rear fenders up and behind his calves, as well as swinging the rear windows to his inner calves in a spring-loaded action. Unusually, this version of Bumblebee is much more accurate to the CGI design than either the older-model Deluxe OR the Ultimate figure, with the chest properly articulating in a fairly Movie-accurate manner. He&#039;s also slightly taller than most of the other Deluxe Class figures. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Bumblebee features a superb range of articulation, with ball joints in his shoulders, neck, torso, wrists and upper legs, with ratcheting and swivels making up the remaining joints. Instead of the rather inaccurate missile launchers from the 1976 Camaro toy, &#039;09 Bumblebee comes with a mostly accurate version of his plasma cannon as it appears in the movie, but for added play value, it can Automorph into an energy blade by opening up the halves of the gun barrel and swinging them back. The cannon can be held in either of his hands.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Care should be taken when removing the cannon from Bumblebee&#039;s hands, as excessive force can damage the wrist ball joint socket.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Contrary to popular opinion, the yellow pieces on the back of Bumblebee&#039;s feet are &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; supposed to be heel spurs, nor have they been mis-assembled. They are supposed to fold up to emulate the detail found on the CGI design.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: A running change version of this mold adds tabs to the hip panels, which makes the vehicle mode hold together better, as well as sculpted pupils inside Bumblebee&#039;s eyes.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?t=144325 TFW2005 thread about the retool for the second Deluxe Bumblebee toy]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Initially this was believed to be a variant for the Japanese market; however, later shipments of the Hasbro toy featured those changes as well, as did all subsequent versions of the mold.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: This mold was also used to make &amp;quot;Allspark Power&amp;quot; [[Cliffjumper (Movie)|Cliffjumper]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie Bumblebee Evolutionofahero.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Hey, look, Concept Camaro, now you are the piece o&#039; crap.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Evolution of a Hero&#039;&#039;&#039; (Target exclusive two-pack, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; 2 projectiles, Plasma cannon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: A Target exclusive, this figure multi-pack contains an unchanged Deluxe-class 1976 Bumblebee and an exclusive &amp;quot;battle damaged&amp;quot; 2009 Camaro Concept Bumblebee. Even though the 2009 figure is supposed to represent Bumblebee&#039;s damaged state as he appeared during the final battle in the movie, oddly enough the &amp;quot;damage&amp;quot; paint decos do not appear to extend to his legs, restricting themselves to his upper torso and car roof/door parts. Maybe they didn&#039;t bother because they thought you&#039;d take them off like in the movie. Go figure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:The Classic Camaro Bumblebee toy included in this package features the same &amp;quot;fixed&amp;quot; Automorph gimmick also found on the version included in the UK exclusive &amp;quot;Towed to Safety&amp;quot; two-pack. In addition, the Automorph button on the hood &#039;&#039;finally&#039;&#039; sports the painted pinstripes that had been missing on &#039;&#039;all&#039;&#039; previous releases of the mold.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee and Optimus Prime&#039;&#039;&#039; (Argos exclusive two-pack, UK 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Plasma cannon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: A two-pack, exclusively available at Argos stores in the United Kingdom, which contains an unchanged Voyager-class [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]] and an equally unchanged Deluxe-class Concept Camaro Bumblebee.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie ScreenBattles CaptureofBB.jpg|right|250px|thumb|You&amp;amp;#39;ll never take me alive!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Capture of Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Screen Battles diorama pack, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;SB-04&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Plasma cannon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: This &#039;&#039;Screen Battles&#039;&#039; pack comes a [[Redeco|redecoed]] Camaro Concept Deluxe-class Bumblebee featuring a more accurate gray color scheme for his robot mode parts and a silver-painted face, Autobot symbol and toes.  Additionally, a new red Autobot symbol is placed on his forehead, while his translucent parts are now a greener blue.  The pack also comes with non-posable figurines of [[Sector Seven]] agent [[Seymour Simmons]] and two Sector Seven soldiers; one carrying a cryo-freezing cannon and one carrying a grenade launcher.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: This set comes in a special window box featuring a diorama background of the scene in which Bumblebee is captured by Sector Seven forces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:According to details listed in an official checklist on Hasbro&#039;s website{{fact}}, this pack was originally supposed to feature &amp;quot;ice soldiers&amp;quot; (plural), in addition to an &amp;quot;S7 agent&amp;quot; and an &amp;quot;S7 soldier&amp;quot;. Apparently budget ultimately only allowed for one. The grenade launcher-wielding S7 soldier also looks conspicuously like [[William Lennox|Captain Lennox]] colored as a Sector Seven soldier (it&#039;s possible that the figure had originally been intended for the Screen Battles &amp;quot;Desert Attack&amp;quot; pack with [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MovieTargetAllsparkDeluxeBumblebee.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Bumblebee just went neon. For Playskool, see the Cyber Slammers version.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;All Spark-Enhanced Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Target Exclusive Deluxe, 2007) &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Plasma cannon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: This Target exclusive features the Deluxe Class Bumblebee in unique cylindrical packaging, with the only difference from his standard release being that key robot mode parts are highlighted by the slavish &#039;All Spark Blue&#039; color for no other reason than [[to sell toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie Deluxe StealthBumblebee toy.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Bumblebee, as he appears in [[Shattered Glass]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Stealth Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Deluxe Class Concept Camaro, 2008)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Plasma cannon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Stealth Bumblebee is an extensive redeco and minor retool of the Deluxe class 2009 Camaro Bumblebee toy. The redeco itself is unusual in that the yellow parts are still cast in yellow plastic, but painted black. Other color differences include changing the robot mode body parts from black to gray and adding bright blue &#039;&#039;AllSpark Power&#039;&#039; decos. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:The head has also been retooled to reflect Bumblebee&#039;s &#039;battle mask&#039; as seen in the Movie. The &amp;quot;mask&amp;quot; does not flip up to reveal his head. Bummer.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MovieDeluxePremiumBumblebee.jpg|right|250px|thumb|You wouldn&#039;t like me when I&#039;m angry.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (&amp;quot;Premium Series&amp;quot; Deluxe Class Concept Camaro, 2008)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;MA-22&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Plasma cannon&lt;br /&gt;
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:This [[redeco]] of the Deluxe-class Concept Camaro toy features a similar deco as the Screen Battles version in terms of plastic colours, but replaces the head sculpt with the &amp;quot;battle mask&amp;quot; sculpt previously used for Stealth Bumblebee. All of his outer car body panels have been coated in a metallic yellow paint job.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy of Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Deluxe class multi-pack, 2008)&lt;br /&gt;
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:A Walmart [[exclusive]] three pack, the &#039;&#039;Legacy of Bumblebee&#039;&#039; collector&#039;s set comes with [[Bumblebee (G1)|&#039;&#039;Classics&#039;&#039;]], Movie Deluxe Concept Camaro ([[Premium Series]]) and &#039;&#039;[[Transformers Animated (franchise)|Animated]]&#039;&#039; [[Bumblebee (Animated)|Bumblebee]] figures.  While the &#039;&#039;Movie&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;Animated&#039;&#039; Bumblebees are identical to their original, single carded releases, the &#039;&#039;Classics&#039;&#039; Bumblebee has been redecoed to more closely resemble his &#039;&#039;Movie&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;Animated&#039;&#039; counterparts, changing his white stripes to black, and his grey/silver plastic to yellow, similarly to &#039;&#039;Henkei! Henkei!&#039;&#039; Bumble.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Screen Battles====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie ScreenBattles FinalStand1.jpg|right|250px|thumb|&amp;quot;Half a bee, philosophically/ Must, ipso facto, half not be./ But half the bee has got to be/ Vis-a-vis, its entity. D&#039;you see?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Final Stand&#039;&#039;&#039; (Screen Battles, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;SB-02&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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: This &#039;&#039;Screen Battles&#039;&#039; pack comes with an altered [[Longarm (Movie)|Longarm]] toy and a posable, non-transforming, battle-damaged Bumblebee figure very similar to the &#039;&#039;Robot Replicas&#039;&#039; toy, yet surprisingly utilizing none of the same parts despite being on an identical scale. This set comes in a special window box featuring a diorama background of the battle in Mission City.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Although entirely comprised of original sculpting, such as the gimpy leg-stumps, the Bumblebee figure oddly does not feature the character&#039;s distinctive car door &amp;quot;wings&amp;quot; on his back. However, keen [[Kitbashing|customisers]] can easily rectify this by slicing the &amp;quot;Robot Replicas&amp;quot; version&#039;s wings off and whittling their connecting plastic into simple posts that very handily plug into large holes in the tires on Final Stand &#039;Bee&#039;s back. In fact, these holes almost seem designed to accommodate a missing part. (Considering how all the other Screen Battles sets were apparently originally intended to feature more, or at least more elaborate, accessory figures based on their entries in an official checklist on Hasbro&#039;s website{{fact}}, this seems indeed very plausible.)&lt;br /&gt;
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====Ultimate====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ultimate Bumblebee toy.jpg|right|250px|thumb|All those extras and they couldn&amp;amp;#39;t make me more accurate than the deluxe class toy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultimate Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Ultimate, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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: Similar in appearance to the second Deluxe-class Bumblebee toy, albeit much larger and more complex, the &#039;Ultimate&#039; version of Bumblebee also transforms into the 2009 concept Camaro. The toy features animatronic movement in robot mode (flapping wings, moving arms and a rotating head) and light-up eyes and headlights, activated by the movement or sounds made by the person playing with the toy, or by pressing his buttons, which also activate an obscene number of interactive electronic sound effects. Oddly enough, despite being mute for most of the movie, Bumblebee has a wide range of phrases (Which don&#039;t even sound like him). His chest button yields various phrases and a new version of the &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; theme tune, while a button on his side produces blaster noises, more speech, and musical samples, including four different ones from Devo&#039;s &amp;quot;Whip It.&amp;quot; This button also causes the toy to raise its cannon-arm and automatically fire a missile. Playing with the toy by moving it will make him repeat various phrases and samples activated by other features, as well as crashing battle noises, but when he is left idle, more unique phrases will be uttered inquiring where everyone has gone, as well as radio snippets to the same effect, before the toy eventually deactivates. Pressing any button will bring him back online with a cheerful shout.&lt;br /&gt;
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: Transforming the toy between modes is accompanied by the classic transformation noise, and if left unattended between modes, it will make stalling engine noises, car horn and a car alarm sounds. Once in car mode, new electronics are unlocked, beginning with the sound of an engine starting up. The chest button now activates the car&#039;s horn, and rolling the figure along will create an accelerating noise that increases the faster the toy is moved. More unique musical snippets will play as the car rolls along; when the rolling stops, brake lights activate and the tires screech. Yet more sounds are produced when Bumblebee is rolled backwards, and the car mode also features different crashing battle noises to the robot mode.&lt;br /&gt;
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: All of the toy&#039;s features can be turned off by a switch, and it has an additional &amp;quot;Try Me&amp;quot; mode which allows you to hear various sounds from the toy&#039;s various functions just by pressing the chest button.&lt;br /&gt;
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: The toy is mistransformed in the package, and all promo photos of the figure made the same mistake, presenting the car hood as a solid block resting on Bumblebee&#039;s chest. In reality, it splits up into five separate pieces to fold and collapse into a more movie-like appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
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: In the holiday season, Wal-Mart carried an exclusive &amp;quot;Bonus Buy&amp;quot; version of the toy, which had the Deluxe [[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] and [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] toys added as freebies. Costco also carried an exclusive version, with the 3&amp;quot; [[Titanium Series]] version of Bumblebee packed in. However, it did not include the display stand.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultimate Bumblebee bonus pack&#039;&#039;&#039; (Costco exclusive two-pack, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:A Costco-exclusive special pack of Ultimate Bumblebee with Titanium Series Bumblebee (see below) as a bonus figure. Neither toy is changed from its respective original release.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultimate Bumblebee Bonus Value pack&#039;&#039;&#039; (Wal*Mart exclusive multi-pack, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:A Wal*Mart-exclusive special pack of Ultimate Bumblebee with Deluxe Class [[Brawl (Movie)|Decepticon Brawl]] and [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] as bonus figures. None of the three toys are changed from their respective original releases.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Fast Action Battlers====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bumblebeemoviefab.jpg|right|250px|thumb|]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Plasma Punch Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Fast Action Battler, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Projectile&lt;br /&gt;
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:[[Fast Action Battler|Fast Action Battlers]] Bumblebee transforms from concept Camaro to robot with a considerably simpler transformation than the standard deluxe toy, intended for the slightly younger set. His main &amp;quot;gimmick&amp;quot; is a spring-loaded missile launcher in his right arm. As is also the case with Ultimate Bumblebee, the toy is mistransformed in the package, and all promo photos of the figure make the same mistake, presenting the car hood as a solid block. In reality, the chest/bumper consists of two rotating pieces which can pivot down so as to more accurately emulate the appearance in the movie.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:FAB Rally Rocket BB.jpg|right|250px|thumb|A rally car that isn&#039;t Smokescreen. Now that&#039;s something new.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Rally Rocket Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Fast Action Battler, 2008)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Projectile&lt;br /&gt;
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:A [[repaint]] of Plasma Punch Bumblebee. It transforms from concept Camaro to robot with a simple transformation. The right arm is a spring loaded missile launcher. As is also the case with the original [[Fast Action Battlers]] Bumblebee, the hood is presented as a solid brick.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Cyber Slammers toys====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bumblebeemoviecyberslammer.jpg|right|250px|thumb|A Battlecharger for the new millennium.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Classic Camaro Cyber Slammer, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Cyber Slammers Bumblebee is an amazingly cute 1976 Camaro that transforms into an amazingly cute Autobot buddy of human characters. &amp;quot;Slam&amp;quot; his robot mode down into car mode and he rolls along for a while, then snaps back up into robot mode. &lt;br /&gt;
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: This toy was also made available during the 2007 holiday season as a freebie &amp;quot;Bonus Buy&amp;quot; packaged with Cyber Stompin&#039; [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]] at Wal-Mart stores.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie Bumblebee CamaroConcept CyberSlammer.jpg|right|250px|thumb|And so, Bumblebee rejoins the Throttlebots.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Concept Camaro Cyber Slammer, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
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:The second [[Cyber Slammers]] Bumblebee figure toy transforms into a Concept Camaro and shares no parts with the previous Cyber Slammers Bumblebee figure. Like all Cyber Slammers, the toy features motorized action. When you push down on the car, it zooms forward, then pops up into robot mode! Sure to please the toddler you brought with you to the PG-13 movie. Like most Cyber Slammers, Bumblebee manages to cram most of his vehicle mode&#039;s major details into a compact, super-deformed version of that mode.&lt;br /&gt;
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: This toy was later redecoed into [[Cliffjumper (Movie)|Cliffjumper]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Trans-Scanning====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie TranScanning Bumblebee toy.jpg|right|250px|thumb|whY mY SHoUlDeRs hUrT?(Now I know how Hot Shot feels)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2008)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;TS-02&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Display stand&lt;br /&gt;
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: [[Trans-scan|Trans-scanning]] Bumblebee is a Japanese-exclusive figure with many interchangeable parts. At its most basic, the figure is a spindly skeleton referred to as a &amp;quot;Core Body&amp;quot;. To this skeleton, two sets of armor pieces can be attached to create one of two forms for Bumblebee: his [[protoform]] mode or his Earth mode.&lt;br /&gt;
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: The protoform mode consists of eight pieces of golden plastic that plug into the arms, chest, pelvis and legs of the figure. With these pieces attached, the figure can be manipulated in a manner that might charitably be called &amp;quot;transformation&amp;quot; into his meteor-like &amp;quot;entry mode,&amp;quot; accomplished by doing little more than tucking the head out of sight and folding the chest back. This golden-and-grey lump can be mounted on a three-piece stand that comes with the figure, allowing you to display it in mid-plummet. Bumblebee&#039;s Earth mode, meanwhile, is made up of nineteen armor pieces (including a particularly large backpack) that form a rather [[Kibble|kibbly]] robot mode, which can then transform into a Camaro Concept.&lt;br /&gt;
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: Bumblebee also includes a pair of interchangeable, open-palmed hands that can be swapped out for the clenched fists that are in place in-package. The Core Body mold was re-used for the simultaneously released Trans-Scanning [[Optimus Prime (Movie) toys|Optimus Prime]] figure.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Cyber Stompin&#039; robots====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bumblebeemoviecyberstompin.jpg|right|150px|thumb|These boots were made for—you know the rest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Cyber Stompin&#039; Robots, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
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: [[Cyber Stompin&#039; Robots]] Bee is a large electronic action figure, featuring a rather cutified design. He&#039;s got electronic lights and sounds up the whazzoo and fires missiles and a fist.  He totally plays the original theme song.&lt;br /&gt;
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: Later in the year, Wal-Mart stores sold this toy as a &amp;quot;Bonus Buy&amp;quot; item, which came with a free Cyber Slammer [[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] attached to the box back.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Robot Replicas====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie RobotReplica Bumblebee.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Heli-pack not included]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Robot Replicas, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
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: As part of the [[Robot Replicas]] sub-line, this version of concept-Camaro Bumblebee is a non-transforming action figure that hews very close to the movie&#039;s CGI model. It features joints similar to the [[Revoltech]] toys, plus his right forearm can be replaced with his blaster-arm (or any other arm attachments from other Robot Replicas, which could lead to some fun Frankensteins). For some reason, he&#039;s closer to orange than his normal yellow.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Micro IR Transformers Cars====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Bumblebee MircroIR.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Drives and shoots!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Made by [[RadioShack]] under license from [[Hasbro]] and [[Dreamworks]]. The three-function infrared remote, in Bumblebee&#039;s signature colors, gives you control of the car with forward and reverse turn movement. More than just a car styled after the Movie character, the car also transforms to robot mode. The top of the gun-shaped IR remote&#039;s barrel serves as a display stand. The tip of the gun barrel can also be unscrewed, revealing a pen (!) inside.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Titanium Series===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bumblebeemoviets3.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Special feature: Can&amp;amp;#39;t talk, just like the real Bumblebee!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Robot Masters, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Movie-style Autobot sigil isplay stand&lt;br /&gt;
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: This Bumblebee is a three-inch tall painted mini-statue of his 1976 Camaro body form. He features die-cast in his torso and thighs, and he has swivel joints at the shoulders, head and waist. Oh, and he comes with a Movie-style Autobot logo base to stand on.&lt;br /&gt;
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: This item was also packed in with Ultimate Bumblebee as a Costco-exclusive set.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Revenge of the Fallen===&lt;br /&gt;
====Legends Class toys====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTF Legends Bumblebee.jpg|right|300px|thumb|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Legends, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;EZ-03&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039; Legends class Bumblebee is based upon the updated Camaro Concept featured in the movie (unlike the 2007 Legends class Bumblebee which was based on the 1976 Camaro). Compared to the previous Movie Legends, he has better, more accurate detailing and proportions (or as accurate as can be obtained at this [[pricepoint]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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::*&#039;&#039;[http://www.tfu.info/2009/Autobot/LegBumblebee/bumblebee.htm More information on Bumblebee at TFU.info]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Recon Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Legends, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deluxe Class toys====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bumblebeerotfpreviewtoy.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Yes, you&#039;re buying this mold again.  Surprise!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Deluxe, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;RA-03&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; Projectile&lt;br /&gt;
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:Released as part of the preview series of figures for [[Revenge of the Fallen (toyline)|Revenge of the Fallen&#039;s toyline]] alongside [[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]], Bumblebee is a retool of the Camaro Concept Bumblebee mold, feature a new vehicle front end, hood and wheels to reflect the changes to the prop vehicle used in the movie; and in robot mode has a new, more accurate headsculpt. His right arm has been retooled to accommodate a built-in spring-loaded plasma cannon, replacing the converting plasma cannon/blade weapon from the previous version of this mold. Don&#039;t look at his eyes for too long, you&#039;ll have nightmares.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Strangely, the missile for his right arm is slightly too long for the slot in the arm itself, so it either has to be slightly cut down to fit or the cannon must be swiveled outwards to accommodate the missile. (This has been fixed in later releases, such as the European market). Also, instead of having movie accurate gray colored &amp;quot;toe&amp;quot; sections on his feet like the later 2007 figures, his toes are &#039;&#039;painted&#039;&#039; yellow ...on top of yellow plastic.  Oookay...&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ROTFtoy-CannonBumblebee.jpg|right|thumb|300px|New from the ass up!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cannon Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Deluxe, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;RA-14&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:This extensive retool of Bumblebee changes the entire upper half of the robot mode, and thus half of the car, to newly designed parts, including more articulated arms with open palms, less obstructive vehicle [[kibble]], a differently transforming chest, and two flip-out (non-firing) missile launcher racks behind his head.  Only the legs remain unaltered from the original version of the mold.  This extensive retooling results in a car interior with seats and a crude dashboard, but the windows are so opaque that these new details can&#039;t easily be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
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:His &amp;quot;heels&amp;quot; are assembled backwards, which keeps them from being folded up against the back of the shins. Dissapointingly, his chest cannot deform like his previous releases of his mold (or his fast action battler which still has a deforming chest)&lt;br /&gt;
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====Human Alliance====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTF HumanAlliance Bumblebee%26Sam.jpg|right|300px|thumb|NOT a headmaster.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; / &#039;&#039;&#039;Sam Witwicky&#039;&#039;&#039; (Human Alliance, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;RA-21&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Accessories:&#039;&#039; 2 Missiles&lt;br /&gt;
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:Human Alliance Bumblebee comes with a posable figure of [[Sam Witwicky]] that can fit inside in Bumblebee&#039;s vehicle mode (plugging into his seat via a small hole in his back) and drive him. In robot mode, Bumblebee&#039;s vehicle-mode seats end up on his arms, and Sam can sit in either of them; the seat on Bumblebee&#039;s right has a headrest that can fold down to look slightly less conspicuous in robot mode, while the seat on Bumblebee&#039;s left arm features a pair of cannons which flip over Sam&#039;s shoulders, offering him some offensive hardware to protect his rather precarious position. Sam can also stand on a platform that flips out from the small of Bumblebee&#039;s back (again, via peg-holes on his feet), manning a small non-firing cannon that flips out over Bumblebee&#039;s right shoulder. Finally, Bumblebee&#039;s left palm also contains a peg, meaning Sam and securely stand or sit in his big buddy&#039;s hand. Bumblebee himself features a spring-loaded cannon for his left arm, which can fire the two missiles the figure comes with, a flip-out double-barreled silver cannon that points over his head, and a functional flip-down battle mask. Much like the rest of his Human Alliance brethren, Bumblebee is roughly the same size as an &#039;&#039;[[Alternators]]&#039;&#039; toy, being slightly taller than &#039;&#039;Alternators&#039;&#039; [[Mirage (G1)|Mirage]] in robot mode.&lt;br /&gt;
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:There is a significant misassembly issue with Bumblebee: according to TakaraTomy&#039;s images of the resin prototype as well as Bumblebee&#039;s CG design, the retail toy&#039;s legs are on the wrong sides of his body, so the details on his legs are inverted. This can be [http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/radicons-customs/243649-human-alliance-bumblebee-leg-mod.html rectified by disassembling his crotch and reassembling the legs backwards.] Once this is complete, Bumblebee will look the way he was intended to look, while adding some minor extra steps during transformation.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Ultimate====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTF UltimateBumblebee.jpg|right|300px|thumb|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039; Ultimate Bumblebee Battle Charged&#039;&#039;&#039; (Ultimate, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;s&#039;&#039; Ultimate Bumblebee is a retool of the 2007 version, with new rims, hood, front fenders. He also features a new, more accurate head sculpt with a battle mask. This time, his sound chip plays [[Stan Bush]]&#039;s &amp;quot;The Touch&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Fast Action Battlers====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTF_FAB_Pulse_Blast_Bumblebee.jpg|thumb|300px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Pulse Blast Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Fast Action Battler, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Pulse Blast Bumblebee is a retool of 2007&#039;s Plasma Punch Bumblebee, with updated vehicle mode parts to reflect the changes in the prop Camaro vehicle, along with a new, more accurate head sculpt. Like the 2007&#039;s Plasma Punch photo, stock photographs by Hasbro neglect to tilt the car front fender panels.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ROTF_FAB_Sand_Attack_Bumblebee.jpg|thumb|300px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sand Attack Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Fast Action Battler, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Sand Attack Bumblebee is a redeco of Plasma Punch Bumblebee. The deco itself consists of a sand-blasted-like camouflage pattern, or alternatively, a sand-worn appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Gravity Bots====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTF GravityBot Bumblebee.jpg|thumb|300px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Gravity Bot, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Japanese ID number:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;GB-02&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:Plonk him down. Lift him up. Plonk him down. Lift him up. This addictive toy transforms automatically when stood up (vehicle to robot), or placed on his back (robot to vehicle). A switch underneath his feet or his car mode releases the transformation -- so the toy can be played with in relatively stable modes if held in the air, or just rolling along the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Because gravity is the powering force in the transformation there&#039;s no motors to wear out or batteries to use up when playing with the toy. Which is good, because you will be transforming him no less than nine million times.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Bumblebee features dumpy proportions and low movie accuracy (no door wings here), forced upon the toy to accommodate the [[Gravity Bot]]s transformation gimmick. His robot mode has no articulation, not even head. But at least he has big feet! Or legs... or whatever the heck they are. Stump? At least he has a big stump.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ROTF_GravityBots_BoltBumblebee.jpg|thumb|300px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bolt Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Gravity Bot, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: A [[redeco]] of Gravity Bots Bumblebee in a predominantly black colour scheme that recalls 2008&#039;s Stealth Bumblebee redeco of the Deluxe class Bumblebee toy.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Battle Chargers====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTF Battle Chargers Bumblebee.jpg|right|150px|thumb|You know, you shouldn&#039;t think to hard about this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle Charger, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ROTF_BattleChargers_StealthBumblebee.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Or this. Bumblebee giving birth to himself can wreck your mind.]] *&#039;&#039;&#039;Stealth Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle Charger, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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====Power Bots====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTF PowerBots Bumblebee.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Hello, I&#039;m Bumblebee, and my shoulders hurt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (Power Bot, 2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Merchandise==&lt;br /&gt;
===3D Battle Card game===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (3D Battle-Card, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Card number&#039;&#039;: &#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Bumblebee is a 20-point &amp;quot;Rare&amp;quot; piece in the [[3D Battle-Card Game]].  Constructed of punch-out pieces from randomly packed plastic cards (two full robots per pack), he can be assembled into his car mode (model undetermined) or into a rather stumpy robot mode.  One of his blaster-weapons is held in his right hand, the other can mount on either shoulder.&lt;br /&gt;
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: He uses the same construction as [[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]], [[Earth]]-mode [[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]], and [[Swerve (Movie)|Swerve]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Protoform Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (3D Battle-Card, 2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Card number&#039;&#039;: &#039;&#039;&#039;10&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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: Protoform Bumblebee is a 27-point &amp;quot;Uncommon&amp;quot; piece in the [[3D Battle-Card Game]].&lt;br /&gt;
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: He uses the same construction as protoform [[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transformers (2007)===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers Gummy Candy&#039;&#039;&#039; (2006)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Made by the [[Frankford Candy &amp;amp; Chocolate Company]] at the behest of [[Hasbro]]&#039;s Cap Candy Company unit, this large Bumblebee-shaped [[Transformers Gummy Candy|gummy candy]] was available throughout 2006 to 2007. Also available was an [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]] and [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]]-shaped gummy candies.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Mov-toy BeatmixBumblebee.jpg|right|150px|thumb|&amp;quot;Dance my puppet, DANCE! MAW HA HA HA HA HA!!!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Beatmix Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;Beatmix&#039;&#039; Bumblebee is a device that hooks up to a music device, similarly to an &#039;&#039;iDog&#039;&#039;. Like the aforementioned product, &#039;&#039;Beatmix&#039;&#039; Bumblebee reacts to the music being played (outputted via a speaker within him). With a touch, he can also sample the owner&#039;s music tracks and replay them with sound effects from the movie. His arms are posable, but Bumblebee cannot transform.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie Bumblebee Allsparkblaster.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Well, that&#039;s original.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee AllSpark Blaster&#039;&#039;&#039; (2008)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:The Bumblebee AllSpark Blaster is one of several Movie Roleplay toys. The toy consists of a a blaster attached to Bumblebee&#039;s (hollow) hand which a child can slip their own hand inside like a glove and wield. Pulling the trigger causes the toy to emit transformation sounds, allowing the user to transform the toy weapon from laser blaster mode to plasma cannon mode, by pulling the handle on the back. Laser blaster mode features laser pulse sounds and a &amp;quot;laser flare beam&amp;quot; (lights), while the plasma cannon mode has &amp;quot;plasma pulse lights&amp;quot; and explosion sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers car air freshener&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: A faithful replica of the &amp;quot;Bee-Otch&amp;quot; air freshener dangling from Bumblebee&#039;s rear-view mirror, with cinnamon scent. It was given out by the handful at [[BotCon 2007]]. Supposedly it was also available at retail, but no reliable sightings have been reported.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;TRANSFORMERS Chess Set&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Two identical bronze-colored plastic statues of Bumblebee serve as the [[Chess]] set&#039;s Autobot-side knights.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Unleashed====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Unleashed movie bumblebee.jpg|right|150px|thumb|What are YOU lookin&amp;amp;#39; at?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;[[Unleashed]]&#039;&#039; Bumblebee is a sculpture of Bumblebee in his Camaro Concept body, in an action pose, standing atop the wrecked remains of a somewhat super-deformed car. Like most of the other products in the &#039;&#039;Unleashed&#039;&#039; line, he became a notorious [[shelfwarmer]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====XMODS====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Bumblebee XMODS.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Transforms from vehicle mode to modified vehicle!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;XMODS® Evolution Transformers Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Model Number&#039;&#039;: &#039;&#039;&#039;60-186&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Bumblebee XMODS Weapons.jpg|left|150px|thumb|Bumblebee is now more battle ready than Ironhide...I think.]]&lt;br /&gt;
: Bumblebee, in his Camaro Concept form, is one of the first Transformers characters to be licensed by [[RadioShack]] from [[Hasbro]] and [[Dreamworks]] for their XMODS Evolution line of radio control cars. &amp;quot;The maximum in modification&amp;quot;, Bumblebee is a base kit that can be upgraded with a &#039;&#039;&#039;Evolution Weapons and Light Kit for Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;Model Number&#039;&#039;: &#039;&#039;&#039;60-191&#039;&#039;&#039;), which adds two racks of missiles to his doors, his plasma cannon onto the hood, as well as LED red taillights and white headlights. Bumblebee is also compatible with any of the optional motor upgrades, body kits, steering and suspension upgrades, and more available for the brand.&lt;br /&gt;
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====ZipZaps====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Bumblebee ZipZaps.jpg|right|150px|thumb|A long stram of urine, disguised as radio wire]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;ZipZaps® Micro RC Starter Kit 1.0 Transformers® Bumblebee™&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Model Number&#039;&#039;: &#039;&#039;&#039;60-180&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Bumblebee is also one of the first Transformers characters licensed by RadioShack for their ZipZaps line of pocket-size radio control cars. As a ZipZap, Bumblebee can be customized, trimmed, and tuned with any other accessories available for the brand. He has working headlights and requires four &amp;quot;AAA&amp;quot; batteries for the charger.&lt;br /&gt;
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====XKites====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie_XKites_Bumblebee_SkyDelta42.jpg|thumb|200px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;SkyDelta 42 Transformers Kite&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
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:[[XKites]] made several poly delta kites with stock images of &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; characters printed on them. This model had a 42&amp;quot; wingspan and a fibreglass airframe, and featured an image of Bumblebee. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Basic Fun====&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Keychain&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Produced by [[Basic Fun]], this keychain is a likeness of Bumblebee&#039;s robot mode with articulated arms, legs, head, waist, and a keyring sticking out of his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Transformers Movie Danglers====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Bumblebee dangler.jpg|right|173px|thumb|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Released by [[Tomy Yujin]] in November 2007 &amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;TomyYujin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.gachausa.com/products/transformers.asp Tomy Yujin &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; page]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as part of the [[Danglers Collection]], this toy is a weird plastic [[super-deformed]] version of Bumblebee that pops out his vehicle mode when you squeeze him. This little figurine has a little strap on it so that it can be put on cell phones or portable gaming devices.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Transformers Movie Screen Cleaners====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Bumblebee screencleaner.jpg|right|104px|thumb|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2008)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Released by Tomy Yujin on January 2008&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;TomyYujin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.gachausa.com/products/transformers.asp Tomy Yujin &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; page]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, this dangler is a faction logo-shaped screen cleaner for your cell phone, with a stock image of Bumblebee printed on the other side.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Revenge of the Fallen===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Bubble Bath&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039;-branded bubble bath was released on March 2009. The generic bottle features a stock image of Bumblebee.&lt;br /&gt;
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====&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee Voice Changer&#039;&#039;&#039;====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTF Bumblebee VoiceChanger.jpg|right|150px|thumb|A Voice Changer Helmet for a character who has no voice and talks through the radio.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Parts:&#039;&#039; Antennas(l+r), Side pieces (l+r), Helmet top, Adjustable straps (pre-installed), Battery cover (pre-installed), Switch retainer (red!), AAA batteries (3), Helmet.&lt;br /&gt;
:The Bumblebee voice changer helmet, much like the [[Optimus_Prime_(Movie)_toys#Optimus_Prime_Voice_Changer|Optimus Prime helmet from 2007]], is a detailed helmet designed to... uhh... change your voice. Oh! And to make your head look like a highly detailed, and movie accurate replicate of Bumblebee. The helmet is nearly fully enclosed around the head, unlike the Prime helmet, and is adjustable so it can be sized to fit adults and children. The helmet is really, really yellow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:The helmet features three different buttons, the &#039;&#039;voice mixer&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;battle phrases&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;conversion sounds&#039;&#039; buttons. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:The &#039;&#039;voice mixer&#039;&#039; button makes the helmet modulate your voice and play wicked beats at the same time so you can get down with your bad self. The &#039;&#039;battle phrases&#039;&#039; are meant to sound like random radio mixing, but really sound like a couple of guys in a studio yelling at a microphone with silly voices. Enjoy fun phrases like, &amp;quot;You are no match for my new kung fu!&amp;quot; in a delightfully bad Chop Socky voice! However, there are at least a few radio voice clips from the actual movie. The &#039;&#039;conversion sounds&#039;&#039; button plays the transforming sound, or if you hold the button down plays the transforming sound as if it were being remixed live by a DJ on a turntable. Okay, y&#039;know... like with a baby scratch or a backwards loop or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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:The helmet has three play modes. There&#039;s &#039;&#039;demo&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;on&#039;&#039; and the parents&#039; favourite, &#039;&#039;off&#039;&#039;. The helmet comes packaged in the &#039;&#039;demo&#039;&#039; mode with a &#039;&#039;switch retainer&#039;&#039; to keep it there. You&#039;ll need to take that sucker off to put him in the all important &#039;&#039;on&#039;&#039; mode. But don&#039;t throw it out! It&#039;s a really pretty red.&lt;br /&gt;
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In order to avoid language barriers, the European version doesn&#039;t play battle phrases. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ROTF Bumblebee PlasmaCannon.jpg|right|250px|thumb| FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WORLD!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee Plasma Cannon&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009) &lt;br /&gt;
: The Plasma Cannon is a stylized version of Bumblebee&#039;s fist that converts to a plasma cannon roleplay toy when the barrel is slid forward or the trigger is pulled.  When fired, a ring of red lights around the barrel flashes (totally awesome). If the trigger is only pulled half-way, a &amp;quot;charging&amp;quot; sound is made. There is also an Autobot sigil on the side that, when pressed, causes sound effects to be heard.  These include conversion noises, a revving engine, and clips from Stan Bush&#039;s &amp;quot;The Touch&amp;quot; (also awesome).&lt;br /&gt;
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====RPMs - Robot Powered Machines====&lt;br /&gt;
=====??? Series=====&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee (1970s Camaro)&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Number:&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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{{comingsoontoy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=====Battle Series=====&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee (Camaro Concept) Vs. Barricade&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;Number:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{comingsoontoy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=====Radio Controlled=====&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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====Robo-Q Transformers====&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:This tiny radio-controlled [[Robo-Q]] Bumblebee figure can be charged by directly plugging him into the back of the controller unit, and on a full charge he can waddle around a flat surface. The figure features lights while the controller has sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Transformers Digital Watch====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTF_Bumblebeedigitalwatch.jpg|thumb|200px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee Digital Watch&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Made by [[Fab Starpoint]], this Bumblebee-themed digital watch has a nylon velcro strap with a rubber pull tab, a plastic case and chrome bezel, and an LCD display on the face. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Transformers Wacky Wobblers====&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{comingsoontoy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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====Basic Fun====&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Articulated keychain&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: Produced by [[Basic Fun]], this keychain is a likeness of Bumblebee&#039;s robot mode with articulated arms, legs, head, waist, and a keyring sticking out of his ass.  &lt;br /&gt;
{{comingsoontoy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slide Puzzle&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
{{comingsoontoy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mini Figural Clip-Ons&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
{{comingsoontoy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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====Burger King====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTFmerchandise-BurgerKingBumblebee.jpg|right|thumb|200px|You will press the button over and over just to make the Noise.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Change-Up Bumblebee&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
:This [[Burger King]] toy is a representation of Bumblebee&#039;s concept Camaro vehicle form; though Bumblebee&#039;s four wheels are molded in, he has three extra wheels underneath to provide the ability to roll out.  Pressing a button on his roof will play a sound clip of the [[Transformation#The_noise|G1 transformation sound effect]] and a small projectile will be launched from his front grill.  The projectile has a sticker showing his robot mode on it.  Flicking a switch on Bumblebee&#039;s underside will silence the sound chip, so the button will only launch the projectile.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Cars====&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Chevrolet Camaro Bumblebee Edition&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Starting [[June 1]], 2009, [[General Motors|Chevrolet]] will begin taking orders for the Bumblebee Edition package for the 2009/2010 Chevy Camaro. The package consists of Rally Yellow exterior color with black &amp;quot;Bumblebee&amp;quot; stripes and &amp;quot;Transformers&amp;quot; badging on the wheel center caps, sill plates and embroidered console lid. The packaging is available for Camaro LT and SS models.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{comingsoontoy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Robot Heroes===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie RobotHeroes BumblebeevsBarricade.jpg|right|180px|thumb|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee vs. Barricade&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:The first &#039;&#039;Robot Heroes&#039;&#039; Bumblebee is based on his Camaro Concept body. It&#039;s also just about the only fiction-accurate RH pack ever made.....&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Rhstarbee.jpg|right|180px|thumb|Bee&#039;s gonna pull it away when Screamer runs up to kick it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Armored Bumblebee vs. Starscream&#039;&#039;&#039; (2007)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:This version of &#039;&#039;Robot Heroes&#039;&#039; Bumblebee has his battle mask flipped down, posed holding the [[All Spark]] cube as if he is warding away Decepticon aggressors.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:RH Movie Bumblebee Starscream.jpg|right|180px|thumb|FINALLY!  I have solved this accursed Rubik&#039;s Cube!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee vs. Starscream&#039;&#039;&#039; (2008)&lt;br /&gt;
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:This version of Bumblebee is posed based upon the scene in the movie where he activates and transforms the All Spark cube.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bumblebee and Long Haul&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:RobotHeroes_BattlefortheAllspark.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Is he...melting?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Battle for the AllSpark&#039;&#039;&#039; (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Packaged in a set depicting the battle in [[Mission City]] with [[Brawl (Movie)|Decepticon Brawl]], [[Ratchet (Movie)|Autobot Ratchet]], [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]], plus new figures of Sam Witwicky, [[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] in fighter mode and Optimus Prime in vehicle mode, this is the first Bumblebee Robot Heroes figurine in vehicle mode. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* A weapon considered for Bumblebee was a pair of arm-mounted electrical &amp;quot;stingers&amp;quot;. The Bumblebee Camaro &#039;09 toy&#039;s blade weapon might have been influenced by this early concept.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.tfu.info/2007/Autobot/Bumblebee/bumblebee.htm Bumblebee at TFU.info]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.seibertron.com/toys/index.php?f_series=40&amp;amp;amp;f_name=bumblebee&amp;amp;amp;f_t&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:PrimeDirective4 Cover SunstreakerSideswipe.jpg|right|300px|thumb|You, Artist! Make me shinier!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Throughout the [[Transformer|Transformers]] multiverse are many Transformers who consider themselves family and refer to each other as such. The most common case is when two Transformers regard each other as siblings.&lt;br /&gt;
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Given that Transformers are not organic life and likely do not [[Reproduction|reproduce sexually]], the origin, distinction, and exact meaning of many of these terms is frequently unclear. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Possible explanations ==&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Dreamwave Productions|Dreamwave]] &#039;&#039;[[More Than Meets The Eye (G1)|More Than Meets The Eye]]&#039;&#039; guide provides a partial possible answer. According to the guide, when a spark naturally splits as it&#039;s being introduced to a protoform, it creates two robots who are &amp;quot;brothers&amp;quot;, such as Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. When such a spark division is artificially induced, the less balanced and self-reliant pair created are referred to as &amp;quot;clones&amp;quot;. (This definition of &amp;quot;brother&amp;quot; may or may not apply to RID Prime and Magnus, whose brotherhood was said to result from the special circumstance of having been created simultaneously by Alpha Trion).&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the &amp;quot;[[Beast Era]]&amp;quot; widened the issue of reproduction with Rattrap referring to his &amp;quot;great-aunt&amp;quot; [[Arcee (G1)|Arcee]] and in general the practice of Maximals and Predacons referring to the Autobots and Decepticons as their respective &amp;quot;ancestors&amp;quot;, as well as themselves as being their &amp;quot;descendants&amp;quot;, implying a direct genetic (for want of a better term) lineage. Various sources of debatable canonicity suggest that [[Optimus Primal]] is specifically descended from [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]], usually through the phrase &amp;quot;his ancestor Optimus Prime.&amp;quot; In the absence of sexual reproduction, the use and meaning of these genealogical references is difficult to explain. One possible explanation might be a situation such as when [[Airazor (BW)|Airazor]] is brought to life. Her [[spark]] and [[protoform]] are heavily damaged, and [[Cheetor (BW)|Cheetor]] allows some of his parts to be used as replacements while [[Rhinox (BW)|Rhinox]] guides the procedure. {{storylink|The Spark}} To compare to humans, this is something like assisting with childbirth and donating blood or organs. It seems unlikely that this happened enough to cause two large societies to consider themselves &amp;quot;descendants&amp;quot; of two other, ancient large societies. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other family designations exist as well. [[Wheelie (G1)|Wheelie]] has &amp;quot;parents&amp;quot; who were lost in his crash on [[Quintessa]], according to [[The Story of Wheelie, the Wild Boy of Quintesson|some background material]]. The Mini-Con [[Twirl]] very specifically calls [[Falcia]] her &amp;quot;mother&amp;quot; (which Falcia &#039;&#039;hates&#039;&#039;) and seems to treat [[Redline]] like a father, since the two&#039;s spark frame energies went into constructing her physical form. {{storylink|Linkage Part 7}} In the &#039;&#039;Armada&#039;&#039; cartoon, [[Side Swipe (Armada)|Side Swipe]] refers to [[Hot Shot (Armada)|Hot Shot]] as his brother after Hot Shot saves his life, suggesting at least an understanding of the concept; on the other hand, the &#039;&#039;Armada&#039;&#039; cartoon is originally Japanese, and in Japan, &#039;brother&#039; and &#039;sister&#039; can be used as terms of affection or respect to an unrelated person. The [[Unicron Trilogy]] universe has also used the term &amp;quot;cousin&amp;quot; for certain Transformers on occasion. The &#039;&#039;Victory&#039;&#039; manga from the Japanese Generation 1 era features Decepticon wives and children. Even the [[Transformers (2007)|live-action movie]] features an [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] and [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] who are brothers, and it is mentioned in [[Transformers Autobots/Decepticons|the related Nintendo DS game]] that Megatron &amp;quot;took the spark&amp;quot; of their father.&lt;br /&gt;
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IDW has [[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] mentioning that his &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;batch proto-initiator &#039;&#039;&#039;told&#039;&#039;&#039; me there&#039;d be moments like this&#039;&#039;...&amp;quot;, when he was wondering if he should take the humans and investigate the bunker in Nebraska. {{storylink|Infiltration issue 3}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable siblings==&lt;br /&gt;
===Generation 1 / Beast Era===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (G1)|Sideswipe]] and [[Sunstreaker (G1)|Sunstreaker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fastlane]] and [[Cloudraker (G1)|Cloudraker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (G1)|Frenzy]] and [[Rumble (G1)|Rumble]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Topspin (G1)|Topspin]] and [[Twin Twist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blaster (G1)|Blaster]], [[Karmen]] and [[Toaster]] in Marvel UK continuity&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.transfans.net/comics_guide_detail.php?id=461&amp;amp;amp;page=22 Letters Page to Marvel UK 310 at Transfans.net]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blaster (G1)|Blaster]] and [[Bluster]] in IDW continuity&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pounce]] and [[Wingspan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leadfoot|Hot Foot]] and [[Manta Ray (G2)|Piranha]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;G2annual&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Crossword clues in the [[Official Transformers Generation 2 Annual]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Electro]] and [[Volt]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;G2annual&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gearhead]] and [[Greasepit (G2)|Greasepit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Roulette]], [[Shadow Striker]] and an unnamed third sister&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] and [[Ultra Magnus (G1)|Ultra Magnus]] in Dreamwave continuity&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (G1)|Starscream]], [[Skywarp (G1)|Skywarp]], and [[Thundercracker (G1)|Thundercracker]] in IDW continuity&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Mentioned by Megatron in &amp;quot;All Hail Megatron&amp;quot; #3&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Japanese continuity&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--List in chronological order--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (G1)|Sideswipe]] and [[Red Alert (G1)|Red Alert]] in Japanese toy bios&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Decibel]] and [[Legout]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shōki]] and [[Yukikaze (G1)|Yukikaze]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fortress Maximus (G1)|Fortress Maximus]] and [[Grand Maximus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leozack]] and [[Lyzack]] in the &#039;&#039;Victory&#039;&#039; manga&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sixliner]] and [[Sixtrain]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Clamp Down]] and [[Deep Cover]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Galvatron (BWII)|BWII Galvatron]] and [[Megastorm]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DJ (BWII)|DJ]], [[Motorarm (BWII)|Motorarm]] and [[Gimlet]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Car Robots / Robots in Disguise===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (RID)|Optimus Prime]] and [[Ultra Magnus (RID)|Ultra Magnus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[X-Brawn]], [[Prowl (RID)|Prowl]] and [[Side Burn (RID)|Side Burn]] — the [[Autobot Brothers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gas Skunk]], [[Dark Scream]] and [[Slapper (RID)|Slapper]] (Only in Japanese toy catalogs)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unicron Trilogy===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Inferno (Energon)|Inferno]] and [[Rodimus (Energon)|Rodimus]] (Toy bio only)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jetfire (Armada)|Jetfire]] and [[Overcast (Energon)|Overcast]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Landmine (Energon)|Landmine]] and [[Landquake (Energon)|Landquake]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shockblast (Energon)|Shockblast]] and [[Six Shot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Superion Maximus]] and his [[Anonymous Maximus|brother]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Signal Flare (Energon)|Signal Flare]] and [[Offshoot (Energon)|Offshoot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hardtop (Cybertron)|Hardtop]] and [[Swindle (Cybertron)|Swindle]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Undermine]] and [[Repugnus (Cybertron)|Repugnus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Live-action film series===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]] and [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]], [[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]] and [[Flareup (ROTF)|Flareup]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Twins&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Twin}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tread]] and [[Trample]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]] and [[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transformers Animated===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jetstorm (Animated)|Jetstorm]] and [[Jetfire (Animated)|Jetfire]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Shattered Glass===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jazz (Shattered Glass)|Jazz]] and [[Ricochet (Shattered Glass)|Ricochet]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Parents and children==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Yourmom.jpg|right|120px|thumb|Stampy, eat your roast carrot before it gets chilled.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alpha Trion (G1)|Alpha Trion]] is (&amp;quot;more than almost like a&amp;quot;) father to [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] and [[Elita One]] in the cartoon continuity.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Additionally, [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] may have a mother.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;In an advertisement for [[Pepsi Convoy]] that shows him in a refrigerator (along with [[Destron Pizza]]), a note attached to a nearby piece of tupperware reads:&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Optimusprime-mom.jpg|right|100px|thumb|Dear Son: Don&#039;t forget to close the fridge door.]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Dear Convoy&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Warm it before you eat&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Mom&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Although the ad itself is for Pepsi Convoy, he is a separate character, and it can be assumed that the note was left for Convoy/Optimus Prime himself.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Wheelie (G1)|Wheelie]]&#039;s parents are mentioned in &amp;quot;[[The Story of Wheelie, the Wild Boy of Quintesson]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Grimlock (G1)|Grimlock]] is father to the [[Technobot (G1)|Technobots]] in the cartoon continuity.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Grimlock&#039;s New Brain|Nosecone: &amp;quot;Are...are you my father?&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quickswitch]] is [[Sixshot]]&#039;s son. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Quickswitch&#039;s commercial&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Every member of the [[Dinoforce]] has [[Baby Dinoforce|children]] in the &#039;&#039;Victory&#039;&#039; manga.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Speeder]] is the son of [[Dai Atlas (G1)|Dai Atlas]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lio Junior]] is the &amp;quot;son&amp;quot; of [[Lio Convoy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Lio Junior was created by the influence of pure energy upon Lio Convoy’s [[Energon Matrix]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stampy]]&#039;s parents are mentioned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cohrada]]&#039;s father is mentioned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Longrack (BWN)|Longrack]]&#039;s father, grandfather, great-grandfather, and great-great-...well, a LOT of his ancestors are mentioned.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Most of the main Maximals in the [[Beast Wars Neo (manga)|&#039;&#039;Beast Wars Neo&#039;&#039; manga]] have families because they spring from whole races of rabbits, cobras, giraffes, etc. They were evolved into Transformers from actual organic animals in this story.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*As was mentioned above, Movie [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] and [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] had a father, who Megatron presumably killed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sideways (RID)|Sideways]] has a mother.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Sideways calls out his mother when he&#039;s about to be blasted in &amp;quot;[[City]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jetfire (ROTF)|Jetfire]] alleges that he has a mother and a father&amp;lt;!--... but with his claim that his father was &amp;quot;the first wheel&amp;quot;, it becomes hard to believe this is anything other than old-man craziness--&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cousins==&lt;br /&gt;
===Shattered Glass===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crasher (Shattered Glass)|Crasher]] and [[Blurr (Shattered Glass)|Blurr]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Beast Era===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scuba]] and [[Ikard]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unicron Trilogy===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skywarp (Armada)|Skywarp]] and [[Starscream (Armada)|Starscream]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Swindle (Armada)|Swindle]] and [[Zapmaster]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bulkhead (Energon)|Bulkhead]] and [[Quickstrike (Energon)|Quickstrike]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Overhaul (Cybertron)|Overhaul]] and [[Brushguard]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other relatives==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rattrap]] calls [[Arcee (G1)|Arcee]] his &amp;quot;great-aunt&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Rattrap said &amp;quot;What in the name of my great-aunt [[Arcee (G1)|Arcee]] is going on!?&amp;quot; This is an in-joke referring to [[Susan Blu]], who was not only voice director on &#039;&#039;Beast Wars&#039;&#039;, but the voice of Arcee in the Generation 1 cartoon series and [[Transmutate]] in the &#039;&#039;Beast Wars&#039;&#039; cartoon.  {{storylink|Transmutate (episode)|Transmutate}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hot Shot (RID)|Artfire]] and [[Optimus Prime (RID)|Fire Convoy]] are relatives.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rampage (G1)|Rampage]] and his descendant.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;pred_dofp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;See &amp;quot;Items of note&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;[[Dawn of Future&#039;s Past]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tantrum]] and his descendant.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;pred_dofp&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Headstrong]] and his descendant.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;pred_dofp&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reproduction|Familial relationships]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Footnote==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Biology]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Transformer culture]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; is the first of two planned sequels to &#039;&#039;[[Transformers (2007)|Transformers]]&#039;&#039;. It was released in North America on [[June 24]], 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Revenge is mine!|The Fallen, &#039;&#039;[[Revenge of the Fallen]]&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;Japanese title:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers Revenge&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;French title:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers 2: La Revanche&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;Transformers 2: The Revenge&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;German title:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers: Die Rache&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;Transformers: The Revenge&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Polish title:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers: Zemsta Upadłych&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039;, except the word &amp;quot;Fallen&amp;quot; is a plural.)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Italian title:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers 2: La Vendetta Del Caduto&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;Transformers 2: The Revenge Of The Fallen&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Serbian title:&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers 2: Najveće govno ikada&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;Transformers 2: The Revenge Of The Fallen&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Main cast==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|Revenge of the Fallen (film)|July 24, 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{featuredcharacters&lt;br /&gt;
|c1=&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]] ([[Peter Cullen]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]]   ([[Jess Harnell]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] ([[Robert Foxworth]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jetfire (ROTF)|Jetfire]] ([[Mark Ryan]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]]  ([[Grey DeLisle]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chromia (ROTF)|Chromia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Skids (ROTF)|Skids]] ([[Tom Kenny]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mudflap (ROTF)|Mudflap]]  ([[Reno Wilson]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideswipe (ROTF)|Sideswipe]]  ([[André Sogliuzzo]]) &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jolt (ROTF)|Jolt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wheelie (ROTF)|Wheelie]]  ([[Tom Kenny]])&lt;br /&gt;
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|c2=&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]]  ([[Hugo Weaving]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]]  ([[Charlie Adler]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fallen]] ([[Tony Todd]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alice]] ([[Isabel Lucas]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grindor (ROTF)|Grindor]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wheelie (ROTF)|Wheelie]]  ([[Tom Kenny]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalpel]]  ([[John Di Crosta]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reedman]] ([[Frank Welker]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sideways (ROTF)|Sideways]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]]  ([[Frank Welker]]) &lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] lookalike&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Constructicon (ROTF)|Constructicon]]s&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Devastator (ROTF)|Devastator]] ([[Frank Welker]])&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Demolishor (ROTF)|Demolishor]] ([[Calvin Wimmer]]) &lt;br /&gt;
**[[Rampage (ROTF)|Rampage]] ([[Kevin Michael Richardson]])&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Mixmaster (ROTF)|Mixmaster]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Long Haul (ROTF)|Long Haul]] &lt;br /&gt;
**[[Scrapper (ROTF)|Scrapper]] &lt;br /&gt;
**[[Hightower (ROTF)|Hightower]] &lt;br /&gt;
**[[Overload (ROTF)|Overload]] &lt;br /&gt;
|c3=&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sam Witwicky]] ([[Shia LaBeouf]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mikaela Banes]] ([[Megan Fox]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[William Lennox]] ([[Josh Duhamel]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Robert Epps]] ([[Tyrese Gibson]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leo Spitz]]  ([[Ramon Rodriguez]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Seymour Simmons]] ([[John Turturro]]) &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Theodore Galloway]] ([[John Benjamin Hickey]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Judy Witwicky]] ([[Julie White]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ron Witwicky]] ([[Kevin Dunn]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[General Morshower]] ([[Glenn Morshower]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Professor Colan]] ([[Rainn Wilson]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tova Simmons]] ([[Annie Korzen]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fassbinder]] ([[Jonathon Trent]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sharsky]] ([[Walker Howard]])&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Technical details==&lt;br /&gt;
{{stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Short synopsis==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ROTFteaserposter.jpg|right|250px|thumb|For dry, red eyes, the difference is clear: Clear Eyes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The Autobots have found a home in &amp;quot;NEST&amp;quot;, a secret military unit created to seek out and eliminate the remaining Decepticons. All is not well, however. Unbeknownst to them, Soundwave is in orbit, coordinating the Decepticon counterstrike. After Ravage steals the Allspark shard from NEST, a team of Constructicons and The Doctor journey to the bottom of the ocean and use it revive Megatron. The Decepticon leader journeys to the crashed Nemesis, rebukes Starscream, and meets with his master, The Fallen.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Fallen explains that he had constructed a Solar Harvester on Earth, in violation of the Primes&#039; code to never harm an inhabited planet. The Primes turned on him, banished and imprisoned him. However the Harvester still stands, and only one Prime remains. If Megatron destroys Optimus Prime, The Fallen will be freed to activate the Harvester, which will kill off the humans and provide the Decepticons with enough energon to raise an army. Megatron eagerly agrees, and returns to Earth with a vengeance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It transpires that the location of the Harvester is hidden within Sam Witwicky, who absorbed the knowledge from another Allspark fragment. The Decepticons begin an all-out war across the Earth as they hunt down the human, and the Autobots and NEST are blamed for the ensuing carnage. Witwicky goes to ground, and must turn to unlikely allies in the race to find a solution. Ultimately, the last of the Primes defeats The Fallen, destroys the Harvester, and proves the Transformers&#039; greatest power is found in their unexpectedly-ancient alliance with the humans.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Full synopsis==&lt;br /&gt;
{{stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Please place the quotes in order of occurrence.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ding-a-ling, come out an&#039; get yo&#039; ice cream. Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin&#039;.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Skids&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Mudflap&#039;&#039;&#039; speaking their first line in the movie as the ice cream truck.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Need parts.  Kill ze little one!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Scalpel&#039;&#039;&#039; instructs the Constructicons to kill one of their own, which they so happily oblige.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Starscream, I&#039;m home!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Megatron&#039;&#039;&#039;. And the fangirls go wild! &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I know you’re pissed-I know you’re pissed, I tried to kill you, right? It’s totally understandable. I mean, if you tried to kill me, I’d be pissed, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Sam Witwicky&#039;&#039;&#039; tries to relate with &#039;&#039;&#039;Megatron&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Is the fate of our race not worth one human life?&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;You&#039;d never stop at just &#039;&#039;one&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;&#039;I&#039;ll take you all on!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Megatron&#039;&#039;&#039; tries to justify killing Sam. &#039;&#039;&#039;Optimus Prime&#039;&#039;&#039; disapproves. Beatdown ensues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What planet am I on?&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Earth.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Earth&#039;&#039;? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it &#039;&#039;Dirt&#039;&#039;. Planet Dirt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Jetfire&#039;&#039;&#039; asks &#039;&#039;&#039;Simmons&#039;&#039;&#039; where he is, only to have negative thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You know what my father was? [[Scrounge|A wheel]]! The first wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with honor! Dignity!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Jetfire&#039;&#039;&#039; tells a story. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Beginning.  Middle.  End.  Facts.  Details.  Condense.  Plot.  Tell it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Simmons&#039;&#039;&#039; demands more coherent exposition from Jetfire.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lemme show ya how we brought the pain in &#039;&#039;my&#039;&#039; day!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:—&#039;&#039;&#039;Jetfire&#039;&#039;&#039; enters the fray to show us young whippersnappers how it&#039;s &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; done.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;One man, alone, abandoned by the country he loves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Agent Simmons&#039;&#039;&#039; being, well, Agent Simmons as he bravely charges off to lure the Decepticons away.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;GIVE ME YOUR FACE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:—&#039;&#039;&#039;Optimus Prime&#039;&#039;&#039; warns The Fallen of his violent fetish.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Not to call you a coward, master, but, sometimes, cowards do survive.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:— &#039;&#039;&#039;Starscream&#039;&#039;&#039; pitches his usual battle plan to an unusually receptive Megatron.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Production staff==&lt;br /&gt;
* Writers [[Roberto Orci]] and [[Alex Kurtzman]] recruited [[Ehren Kruger]] to help them write the screenplay. [[Michael Bay]] and producers [[Don Murphy]], [[Tom DeSanto]], and [[Lorenzo di Bonaventura]] also returned.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=6372 Transformers 2 Writers Confirmed]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Visual effects===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Locations department===&lt;br /&gt;
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==Prequel material==&lt;br /&gt;
===Titan Magazines &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; movie comics===&lt;br /&gt;
While the Decepticons were disgusted with the pro-Autobot propaganda of Bay&#039;s first documentary  {{storylink|Transformers Comic issue 13|#13&#039;s Star Screams}}, they&#039;re quite optimistic about the second film. [[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] has taken a strong interest in it, going to the trouble of personally convincing [[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] to be in the film  {{storylink|Transformers Comic issue 15|15&#039;s Star Screams}}.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The Decepticons promise this new documentary will show a glorious Decepticon victory  {{storylink|Transformers Comic issue 10|#10&#039;s Star Screams}} - whether it&#039;s in the script or not.  {{storylink|Transformers Comic issue 18|#18&#039;s Star Screams}} &lt;br /&gt;
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Shockingly, even &#039;&#039;they&#039;&#039; are under a non-disclosure agreement regarding the script; Starscream fearfully refers to a greater power keeping him quiet.  {{storylink|Transformers Comic issue 22|#22&#039;s Star Screams}} Talking about it could even undermine the Decepticon war effort! {{storylink|Transformers Comic issue 23|#23&#039;s Star Screams}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the same week the film came out, the Decepticons suddenly became unhappy with it and the detente period ended. Bay, Kurtzman, and Orci are once again marked for extermination for their propaganda films. {{storylink|Transformers Comic issue 2.1|#1&#039;s Law and Disorder}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===IDW &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; movie comics===&lt;br /&gt;
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==Adaptations==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|The Last Prime}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Operation Autobot}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|When Robots Attack!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sequels==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Soundtrack==&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Main article:&#039;&#039; [[Revenge of the Fallen: The Soundtrack]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Score==&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;Main article:&#039;&#039; [[Revenge of the Fallen: The Score]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Linkin Park]] and Hans Zimmer worked with Steve Jablonsky on the score of the movie. Linkin Park also wrote a song, called &amp;quot;New Divide&amp;quot;. It was one of the theme songs for the movie, and they did several interpretations on that theme. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.mikeshinoba.com/blog/special_events-recommended_music-in_the_studio-featured-linkin_park_/transformers_2_new_linkin_park_song_and_score]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==DVD release==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theatrical posters==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:ROTFteaserposter.jpg|Teaser poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ROTF Theatrical poster.jpg|Theatrical poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ROTF International poster.jpg|International poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ROTF Prime poster.jpg|Prime poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ROTF bumblebee poster.jpg|Bumblebee poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ROTF Starscream poster.jpg|Wait...Starscream gets a poster but Megatron doesn&#039;t? That&#039;s just wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reception==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Transformers: ROTF has mostly gotten pretty hideous reviews, but that&#039;s because people don&#039;t understand that this isn&#039;t a movie, in the conventional sense.|[http://io9.com/5301898/michael-bay-finally-made-an-art-movie Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie], Charlie Jane Anders|i09.com [[June 24]] [[2009]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I bet you&#039;d &#039;&#039;&#039;love&#039;&#039;&#039; to criticize that, critics, but you can&#039;t!  It&#039;s not &#039;&#039;&#039;for&#039;&#039;&#039; you!|&#039;&#039;Penny Arcade&#039;&#039;, March 24, 2004 [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/24/]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the week leading up to the United States release, while the film had been released in Japan and the United Kingdom, &#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039; was ranking 38% fresh on [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transformers_revenge_of_the_fallen/ Rotten Tomatoes.com].  As American reviews were added into the ranking on June 24, the movie&#039;s freshness slipped slowly to 22%.  RottenTomatoes.com&#039;s consensus was that &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039; is a noisy, underplotted, and overlong special effects extravaganza that lacks a human touch.&amp;quot;  Roger Ebert, who gave the movie one star, remarked that &amp;quot;if you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090623/REVIEWS/906239997 Roger Ebert&#039;s &#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039; review] on RogerEbert.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  Todd Gilchrist of Cinematical.com said Michael Bay &amp;quot;has exceeded even the possibilities of sequel-driven &#039;moreness,&#039; combining his own muscular, high-gloss sensibility with the conventions of blockbusters past, present, and probably future to create a monolithic action masterpiece that feels destined to be the biggest movie of all time.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.cinematical.com/2009/06/22/review-transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen/ Review: Transformers Revenge of the Fallen] on Cinematical.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  Michael Phillips from the Chicago Tribune said &amp;quot;the first, comparatively lucid &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; was a headache, but I sort of enjoyed it....&#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039; is more like listening to rocks in a clothes dryer for 2½ hours.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/chi-tc-mov-transformers-0623-0624jun23,0,7350387.story &#039;Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen&#039; stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel] on chicagotribune.com &amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Roger Ebert went back for more in a second article, declaring not only that &#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039; was awful, but that it&#039;d [[Ruined FOREVER|ruined action films FOREVER]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/06/the_fall_of_the_revengers.html &amp;quot;The Fall of the Revengers&amp;quot;] on suntimes.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite the overwhelmingly negative reviews, &#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039; poised itself quickly as a blockbuster maelstrom.  It grossed $16 million in its opening midnight showings alone, an all-time record for Wednesday openings and a second-best for openings on any day of the week behind &#039;&#039;The Dark Knight&#039;&#039;.  After the full Wednesday was over, &#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039; had grossed $55 million in domestic ticket sales, surpassing the previous Wednesday release record, held by &#039;&#039;Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix&#039;&#039;, by over $10 million.  &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt; [http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1614673/story.jhtml &#039;Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen&#039; Breaks Wednesday Box-Office Record] on MTV.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
*The official title of the film is &#039;&#039;Revenge of the Fallen&#039;&#039; (with a lower-case &amp;quot;t&amp;quot; in &amp;quot;the&amp;quot;) even though it is apparently referring to [[The Fallen]] (with a capital &amp;quot;T&amp;quot; in &amp;quot;The&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Leo&#039;s room features posters for [[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]], [[Wikipedia:Cloverfield|Cloverfield]], and [[Wikipedia:Bad Boys 2|Bad Boys 2]].&lt;br /&gt;
*During the scenes set in and around the deli in NYC, posters for the bands [[Wikipedia:Catch 22 (band)|Catch Twenty-Two]] and [[wikipedia:Voodoo Glow Skulls|Voodoo Glow Skulls]] are prominently featured.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frank Welker]] dubbed [[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]] not only in English but also in Italian, as a result, in the Italian edition of the movie Soundwave speaks with a strange, foreign accent.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transformers references==&lt;br /&gt;
* The whole concept of &amp;quot;Transformers disguised as a human&amp;quot; used for [[Alice]] is inspired by the [[Pretender]]s. Roberto Orci even used the term &amp;quot;Pretender&amp;quot; during an interview before the movie release. However, a Transformer with an &amp;quot;organic&amp;quot; alt-mode instead of an external shell is a concept that reminds more of the Beast Era.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Development details==&lt;br /&gt;
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* In an interview with BANG! Showbiz, Shia LeBouf stated that the injuries he suffered in his recent vehicular collision were written into the script and did not adversely affect the filming schedule.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;TheList2008&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.list.co.uk/article/10788-shia-labeoufs-transformers-hand/ The List 1 August 2008]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Also on January 29, 2009, Simon Furman commented on MTV Movie Blog about how the [[Dinobot (G1)|Dinobots]] wouldn&#039;t fit very well into the movie&#039;s universe, and that he is glad they were dropped from the cast very early in development.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/01/29/no-dinobots-in-transformers-2-revenge-of-the-fallen-original-film-consultant-explains-why/ MTV Movie Blog interview with Simon Furman, January 29, 2009.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Michael Bay stated in interview with &#039;&#039;The Collider&#039;&#039; the he obtained permission to film in Egypt by contacting [[Zahi Hawass]], secretary general of Egypt&#039;s council of antiquities, who turned out to be a fan of the 2007 &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; movie.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.collider.com/entertainment/interviews/article.asp/aid/10866/tcid/1 The Collider article and video interview with Michael Bay, February 9, 2009]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* In an interview with Sci Fi Wire on March 31st, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman said they had looked through the comics and cartoons for the &amp;quot;most elemental bad guy&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;jumped off the material&amp;quot; and found that in the Fallen. They also stated that due to production necessities (Hasbro and Bay needing characters for scenes and design to begin as soon as possible) and the 2008-2009 Writers Strike, some characters were in their initial treatment while others were designed specifically for the movie production, and that due to the overall numbers of robots, the audience would not get to know all of the Transformers closely. Indeed, Orci and Kurtzman referred to some characters via descriptors such &amp;quot;Volt&amp;quot; (Jolt) and &amp;quot;Wheelbot&amp;quot; (Demolishor). They also confirmed that Nimoy was open to playing the Fallen if the role was offered, and that they were in the middle of hashing it out with Frank Welker over a role in the movie, but the final decision was down to Bay.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;scifiwireMarch2009&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://scifiwire.com/2009/03/orci-kurtzman-reveal-tran.php SciFi Wire March 2009 interview with Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* On the MTV Movies blog, Michael Bay reported that they were still doing for the voices for the film, and that he was (jokingly) nervous of asking his relative Leonard Nimoy if he wanted to voice The Fallen in the movie for fear of offending him with the relatively low pay allotted to voice actors.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/04/21/michael-bay-afraid-to-offend-leonard-nimoy-with-transformers-family-reunion-offer/ &#039;&#039;Michael Bay Afraid To Offend Leonard Nimoy With ‘Transformers’ Family Reunion Offer&#039;&#039;, MTV.com Movies blog, April 21, 2009]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* In a June 22nd article in Forbes (released online on June 4th), Michael Bay talked about his philosphy in movie-making, his demand of part-ownership of movies he makes, and the revelation that he receives an 8% cut of all toy sales from the &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; movies.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2009/0622/celebrity-09-transformers-michael-bay-making-movies-enemies-money.html Michael Bay article on Forbes.com June 4, 2009]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* On June 8th, 2009, the movie had its world premiere in Japan. Michael Bay, Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Isabel Lucas and Ramon Rodriguez attended.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/47a23fdbb6ddc8ece6a0a6c87ccc2bbe-499.html Japanese Premiere photos at Michael Bay.com, June 8, 2009]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Other countries such as South Korea&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/f7a7af7e754cfa877a635b95d8908eea-506.html Korean Premiere photos at Michael Bay.com, June 9, 2009]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, the United Kingdom and Germany followed over the course of the next few days.&lt;br /&gt;
===Disinformation===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Michael Bay has claimed that the studio is putting out deliberate misinformation, to obscure real leaks.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://io9.com/382919/michael-bay-plays-internet-punkd Michael Bay Plays Internet Punk&#039;d]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (Like our jobs weren&#039;t hard enough.)&lt;br /&gt;
* During San Diego Comic-Con 2008, in an interview on July 25th, [[Simon Furman]] claimed that the film would feature a character called [[The Fallen]], which was a character they created for [[Dreamwave Productions|Dreamwave]]&#039;s &#039;&#039;[[The War Within: The Dark Ages]]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&amp;amp;id=17412 Simon Furman confirms The Fallen is a character in an interview with Comic Book Resources]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Three days later, [[IDW Publishing]] writer [[Chris Mowry]] corroborated the claim in an interview with MTV Splash Page, calling &amp;quot;The Fallen&amp;quot; the main villain of &#039;&#039;Revenge&#039;&#039; ([[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]] was also confirmed in the same interview, but the reference to her was mysteriously removed shortly after publication). &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://splashpage.mtv.com/2008/07/28/exclusive-transformers-2-prequel-comic-gives-inside-scoop-on-2009-movie/ MTV Splash Page interviews Chris Mowry]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Less than a week after this, however, Michael Bay reiterated that everything leaked thus far is part of their misinformation campaign and that only a handful of people involved with the production of &#039;&#039;Revenge&#039;&#039; have seen the script, contradicting IDW&#039;s interviews where their representatives confirm that they have the script. Additionally, Bay claimed the only truth about the film was Sam going to college.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44729&amp;amp;postcount=2 A post made by Michael Bay on his forum]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Curiously, on August 5th 2008, after a fan posted on Michael Bay&#039;s forum pointing out the contradiction, all references to the Fallen were removed from the aforementioned interviews, as well as any references to IDW Publishing having the script.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;Empire&#039;&#039; magazine&#039;s February 2009 issue features information on the role of the Egyptian Pyramids in the Movieverse&#039;s backstory. Michael Bay also confirmed The Fallen and denied Megatron would be resurrected (this later turned out to be untrue). Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics resembling helicopters will be revealed to be depictions of Transformers who visited Earth before the pyramids were built.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;EmpireFeb2009&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;Empire&#039;&#039; article entitled &amp;quot;20 to watch in 2009&amp;quot;, written by Nick de Semelyn, dated February 2009, pages 68 and 69, issue 236&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* After a short and poorly excuted &amp;quot;misinformation campaign&amp;quot; on the part of Michael Bay, Paramount and their licensees where they claimed that Megatron was not in the movie despite all &#039;&#039;officially released&#039;&#039; evidence to the contrary (including Megatron&#039;s brief appearance in the February 1 Superbowl tv spot and the February teaser trailer), Roberto Orci confirmed that Megatron does indeed return.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megatron returns&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/transformers-movie-discussion/180451-welcome-mr-roberto-orci-you-may-ask-him-questions-211.html#post3333713 Roberto Orci confirms Megatron&#039;s return on TFW2005.com - February 22, 2009]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* On March 6, due to the reports of Weaving&#039;s return, Michael Bay finally admitted Megatron was back, but claimed that Megatron would only appear briefly in a flashback to the past, despite the fact Megatron can be seen pinning Sam Witwicky to the ground in &#039;&#039;Revenge&#039;s&#039;&#039; tv spot and teaser trailer. One can assume that the director was trying to salvage some form of audience surprise in seeing Megatron return in the movie. In other news of a presumably legitimate kind, Bay said that the movie would go into the distant past and explain the history of the [[Prime]]s.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66825&amp;amp;postcount=4 Michael Bay on his forum - March 6, 2009]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===&#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; sequel and the 2007-2008 Writers Strike===&lt;br /&gt;
In late 2007, during preproduction for then-untitled &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; sequel, the [[wikipedia:2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike|Writers Guild of America went on strike]]. At the time, Roberto Orci stated that the strike could likely delay &#039;&#039;Transformers 2&#039;s&#039;&#039; release. However, Michael Bay refuted this, claiming the movie was still on schedule.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6200#post6200 Robert Orci discusses the strike &amp;amp; TF2]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The reason behind Bay&#039;s confidence was discovered by Orci shortly after the strike ended. The director had apparently taken the outline the writers had handed in the night before the strike, and began pre-production based on it. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showthread.php?t=24357&amp;amp;page=4 Don Murphy message board - Orci on the aftermath of the strike]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Errors==&lt;br /&gt;
*Bumblebee picks up Sam at a frat party in the evening.  He then takes him to a graveyard where it&#039;s daytime.&lt;br /&gt;
*On the sonar, there are &amp;quot;five contacts&amp;quot; diving down to Megatron&#039;s location, and &amp;quot;six contacts&amp;quot; going up after his resurrection. Since one Constructicon was killed to repair Megatron, shouldn&#039;t there be only five contacts going up as well?&lt;br /&gt;
*Pulling a [[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]], Scalpel vanishes after Optimus&#039; arrival, the Twins are not seen again after the Devastator fight and Wheelie disappears for the entire third act. What the hell, man? &lt;br /&gt;
*When Jetfire is activated at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum (actually the [[Wikipedia:Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center|Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center]], an annex of the Smithsonian) in Washington, he leaves the exhibition center and exits into the desert location of the [[Wikipedia:309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group|309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group (aka The Boneyard)]], which is in Tuscon, Arizona. When Jetfire breaks out of the  building, we can see a composited image of the Boneyard&#039;s rows of planes, so it&#039;s arguable that in this universe the middle of Washington DC happens to be a desert full of old planes, and no buildings and uh... heh heh.  Given that this and the Transformers are the &#039;&#039;only&#039;&#039; changes between this universe and ours, that&#039;s a stretch.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Not actually an error===&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.transformersmovie.com Dreamworks/Paramount&#039;s &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; Movie website]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hasbro.com/transformers/ Hasbro&#039;s &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; homepage]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.collider.com/entertainment/interviews/article.asp/aid/10866/tcid/1 Interview with Michael Bay 02/09/2009] — Collider.com&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{disambig2|the 2007 movie|other uses of &#039;&#039;The Transformers&#039;&#039;|Transformers (disambiguation)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{nav-movie}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Transformers is an [[Sector Seven (game)|elaborate cover up]] in the [[live-action film series|live-action film]] [[continuity family]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transformers2007teaserposter.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Beyond good. Beyond evil. Beyond your wildest imagination!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; is a live-action movie released by [[DreamWorks]] in 2007, with Executive Producer [[Steven Spielberg]] and Director [[Michael Bay]]. The story follows the Transformers&#039; arrival on modern-day Earth and their interactions with the human race, as they search for the life-giving [[All Spark]] and continue their ages-old civil war.  The movie is a new imagining of the [[Transformers brand]], drawing on past Transformers fiction but also distinct in its own right. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The principal cast members are [[Shia LaBeouf]], [[Jon Voight]], and [[Megan Fox]], with [[Peter Cullen]] and [[Hugo Weaving]] as the voices of the Transformers&#039; iconic leaders. About 75 percent of the film&#039;s character designs and visual effects were created by [[Industrial Light and Magic]], the effects-wizards behind the &#039;&#039;[[Star Wars]]&#039;&#039; films. The remaining 25 percent were done by Michael Bay&#039;s company, [[Digital Domain]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Originally slated to release in the summer of 2006, the film arrived in US theaters on July 3, 2007, and hit UK theaters on July 27 and French theaters on July 25. It premiered in Australia on June 12, 2007, and was released there and in a number of Asian countries on June 28, 2007. An extended cut of the film featuring footage not in the original was released to IMAX theatres on September 21, 2007.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Main Cast==&lt;br /&gt;
{{featuredcharacters&lt;br /&gt;
|c1=&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] ([[Mark Ryan]]) &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] ([[Jess Harnell]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] ([[Darius McCrary]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]] ([[Peter Cullen]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] ([[Robert Foxworth]])&lt;br /&gt;
|c2=&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] ([[Jess Harnell]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]]  &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] ([[Jimmie Wood]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; / Devastator&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] ([[Reno Wilson]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] ([[Hugo Weaving]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] ([[Charles Adler]])&lt;br /&gt;
|c3=&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tom Banachek]] ([[Michael O&#039;Neill]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mikaela Banes]] ([[Megan Fox]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bobby Bolivia]] ([[Bernie Mac]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Robert Epps]] ([[Tyrese Gibson]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John Keller]] ([[Jon Voight]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[William Lennox]] ([[Josh Duhamel]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Maggie Madsen]] ([[Rachael Taylor]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Seymour Simmons]] ([[John Turturro]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Glen Whitmann]] ([[Anthony Anderson]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Judy Witwicky]] ([[Julie White]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ron Witwicky]] ([[Kevin Dunn]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sam Witwicky]] ([[Shia LaBeouf]])&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; - Brawl is named &amp;quot;Devastator&amp;quot; in the film itself, but &amp;quot;Brawl&amp;quot; in the toyline and most of the supporting media. Plot summaries and such will reflect whichever name is relevant to that being described.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Technical details==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Length:&#039;&#039;&#039; 144 min (original theatrical)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;The movie had some content cuts to meet the standards of some &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;oppressive regimes&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; quaint &amp;quot;developing world&amp;quot; rating boards.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Aspect Ratio:&#039;&#039;&#039; 2.35:1&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Audio:&#039;&#039;&#039; Dolby Digital / DTS / SDDS&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Content Rating:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
{{collist|4|&lt;br /&gt;
* PG-13 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(USA/MPAA)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* ? &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Japan)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 12A &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(United Kingdom)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* PG &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Canada; British Columbia)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; received a &amp;quot;14A&amp;quot; rating in British Columbia, but an appeal by the studio successfully reduced it to PG.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* G &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Canada; Quebec)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* PG &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Canada; Alberta/Manitoba/Nova Scotia/Ontario)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* PG &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Taiwan)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* IIA &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(China; Hong Kong)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* PG &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Singapore)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* G &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Philippines/MTRCB)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* U &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(France)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* U &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Malaysia)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* M &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Australia)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* M &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(New Zealand)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* TE &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Chile)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 10 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Brazil)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 10M &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(South Africa)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Denmark)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* K-11 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Finland)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Norway)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Sweden)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 12 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Germany)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 12A &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Ireland)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 12 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Netherlands)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* M/12 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Portugal)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 12 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(South Korea)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 12 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Switzerland)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 13 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Argentina)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Peru)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 12 &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Poland)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* B &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Mexico)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Short synopsis==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Prime-Sam-Mikaela-poster.jpg|left|150px|thumb|Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The movie features [[Sam Witwicky]], a plucky teenager who just wants a cool car, but gets more than he bargained for. The beater he and his father take home is actually [[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]], an alien robot from the planet [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]], who plants Sam down in the middle of a civil war between Bumblebee&#039;s benevolent [[Autobot]] comrades and the evil [[Decepticon]]s who threaten the galaxy&#039;s peace. Both sides are after the [[All Spark]], a mysterious artifact that landed on Earth ten thousand years ago. The approaching robot-against-robot battle is a coming-of-age moment for Sam, who learns the meaning of his family&#039;s motto, &amp;quot;No sacrifice, no victory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Full synopsis==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Allspark movie.jpg|right|200px|thumb|With this, I shall make you my slave!]]&lt;br /&gt;
The film begins with the history of Cybertron&#039;s destruction at the hands of [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]], and his quest to obtain the All Spark. Megatron discovers the All Spark on [[Earth]], but crash-lands in the Arctic Circle, becoming frozen in the ice. Captain [[Archibald Witwicky]] and his crew of explorers stumble upon Megatron&#039;s body in the late 19th century. Megatron&#039;s navigational system is unintentionally activated, and [[Glasses#Movie|Archibald&#039;s eye glasses]] are imprinted with the coordinates to the All Spark&#039;s location. [[Sector Seven]], a secret organization of the United States government, discovers the All Spark and builds the [[Hoover Dam]] around it to mask its energy signal. The still-frozen Megatron is moved into this facility, and is reverse engineered to further advance [[human]] technology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Blackout SOCCENT.JPG|left|200px|thumb|Let the slaughter begin!]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the present day, the rest of the Decepticons — [[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]], [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]], [[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]], [[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]], [[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]], [[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]], and [[Brawl (Movie)|Devastator]] — have already landed on Earth and assumed the disguise of Earth vehicles. Blackout and Scorponok attack the U. S. [[SOCCENT Forward Operations Base]] in [[Qatar]] in an effort to use the military database to discover the location of Megatron and the All Spark, but they do not succeed. A small group of survivors under Captain [[William Lennox]] wander through the desert and are followed by Scorponok. The Autonomous Robotic Organism (shortened to &amp;quot;Autobot&amp;quot;) known as Bumblebee is also on Earth, disguised as a 1977 Chevrolet Camaro, and looking for Sam Witwicky, the descendant of Captain Archibald Witwicky. As soon as he locates Sam, the two quickly begin to bond as Bumblebee helps Sam try and woo his crush, [[Mikaela Banes]]. Sam is unaware of the fact that Bumblebee is an alien, until he witnesses Bumblebee transform and send out a homing signal for the rest of the Autobots. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Scorponok leapsout.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Run, Blaster! Save yourself!]]&lt;br /&gt;
At the [[Pentagon]], Defense Secretary [[John Keller]] oversees the investigation into the attack in Qatar. After Blackout&#039;s failure, Frenzy infiltrates Air Force One and attempts to download all information relating to &amp;quot;Project Iceman&amp;quot;. However, [[Maggie Madsen]], one of the technicians studying the Decepticon infiltration signal, discovers Frenzy&#039;s actions and convinces the Pentagon to take down the Defense Network, halting Frenzy&#039;s download. When [[Air Force One]] makes an emergency landing, Frenzy slips into Barricade, and discusses his discovery of Archibald Witwicky, who has seen [[Cybertronian languages|their language]]. Using an internet search, they discover that Sam&#039;s glasses will lead the Decepticons to the All Spark. Frenzy and Barricade begin tracking Sam&#039;s location. Back in Qatar, the army rangers are attacked by Scorponok, and take refugee in a nearby village. Calling the Pentagon and getting air support, they discover that the Decepticons are vulnerable to high heat weaponry such as sabot rounds. Using this information, the soldiers inform the Pentagon that they now have a weapon.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie Autobots.JPG|left|200px|thumb|[[Wheelie (ROTF)|Wheelie]] say find friends today.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Barricade confronts Sam, demanding Archibald&#039;s glasses. Bumblebee, who is following Sam, transforms and battles Barricade. Mikaela, who is also following Sam, is caught in the crossfire, but Bumblebee is able to defeat Barricade, while Mikaela decapitates Frenzy, who is still functioning and hides in Mikaela&#039;s purse as her cellphone. Bumblebee takes Sam and Mikaela to rendezvous with the rest of the Autobots. The Autobots—[[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]], [[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]], [[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]], and [[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]]—land on Earth and take on the forms of several Earth vehicles. They all meet in a dark, secluded alley, transform in front of the two amazed humans, introduce themselves and tell of the reasons they had to come to Earth to Sam and Mikaela. Meanwhile, Maggie made a copy of the intrusion signal and shows it to her friend [[Glenn Whitmann]], who discovers a message with the signal about Sector Seven, Captain Witwicky, and [[Project Iceman]]. However, the FBI arrest Glenn and Maggie, who desperately tries to convince them not to go to war with the wrong country.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Autobots Sector Seven.JPG|right|200px|thumb|I&#039;ll use the universal greeting.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sam, Mikaela, and the Autobots then return to Sam&#039;s home to retrieve the glasses. However, agents from [[Sector Seven]] arrive to take Sam and Mikaela into custody. [[Seymour Simmons]], the agency&#039;s director, reveals that Mikaela has a criminal record and threatens Sam with life imprisonment, at which point the Autobots disable the convoy and rescue the teens. During the retreat, Sam and Mikaela are recaptured, and Bumblebee is also apprehended, against the pleas of Sam who assures the agents—to no avail—that he means them no harm. Prime orders the Autobots to let them go, unwilling to use deadly force against the humans. At the Pentagon, a virus Frenzy uploaded during the Air Force One hack causes a global communications blackout, while Keller is finally informed of the Decepticons. After Bumblebee&#039;s capture, Optimus uses the glasses to locate the All Spark at Hoover Dam, and declares that if they cannot defeat the Decepticons, he will merge the Cube with his spark. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Optimus Megatron.JPG|left|200px|thumb|One shall stand. One shall fall.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sam, Mikaela, Keller, Maggie, Glenn, and Lennox&#039;s unit are brought to Hoover Dam, where they are shown the frozen Megatron and the All Spark, while Frenzy slips away. Locating the All Spark, he sends out an alert to Starscream, who mobilizes the rest of the Decepticons. Due to Starscream&#039;s attack and Frenzy&#039;s sabotage, Megatron begins to revive, and Sam convinces the Sector Seven agents to release Bumblebee so that he can get the All Spark to Optimus Prime. The Decepticons chase the Autobots, who now possess the All Spark, into [[Mission City]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Glenn, Maggie, Keller, and Simmons manage to contact the Air Force and direct F22s to Mission City. An ensuing battle results in casualties for both sides, including Jazz, who is killed by Megatron, while Bumblebee is crippled in an explosion. As Lennox orders Sam to take the All Spark to a building to be removed from the city, under escort from Ironhide and Ratchet, Megatron and Optimus Prime battle, while the soldiers remain to fight Devastator. Mikaela drags the injured Bumblebee away from the battle with a tow truck, but goes back, with Bumblebee&#039;s weapons killing Devastator. Ironhide and Ratchet are incapacitated by Starscream, and Megatron joins the pursuit. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Megatron allspark merge.JPG|right|200px|thumb|Now, light our darkest hour!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sam&#039;s helicopter is destroyed by Starscream, and Prime challenges Megatron. The battle is fierce and dominated by Megatron. Blackout attempts to assist Megatron, but is killed by Lennox and the Air Force before he can engage. Starscream hides among a raptor squadron, destroying three fighters. Despite this, the Air Force and Lennox&#039;s rangers manage to inflict serious damage on Megatron, but he is still functional, and heading toward the Cube. Finally, with both Prime and Megatron weakened, Prime beckons Sam to shove the All Spark into his chest, destroying them both, but Sam instead takes the riskier action of shoving the All Spark into Megatron&#039;s chest.  &lt;br /&gt;
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{{note|For an extensive synopsis of the battle, see separate article [[Mission City]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Optimus ending.JPG|left|200px|thumb|[[&#039;Til all are one]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Optimus thanks Sam for his courage and for saving his life, while Bumblebee, who has regained his voice, asks permission to remain with Sam, which is granted. In an attempt to cover up the existence of the Transformers, Sector Seven is disbanded, while the remains of the Decepticons are cast into the [[Laurentian Abyss]]. And though Megatron is dead, the All Spark&#039;s destruction leaves the Autobots unable to restore Cybertron. With no other home to go to, the Autobots decide to stay on Earth, and Optimus sends out a signal across space in an effort to locate any surviving Autobots, while Sam and Mikaela begin a relationship. Starscream, one of the Decepticons that survived the battle, leaves Earth.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That was how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war - a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home, searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called...Earth. But we were already too late.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:—&#039;&#039;&#039;Optimus Prime&#039;s&#039;&#039;&#039; opening narration&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Look, can you do me a favor—can you look out the window for a second? See my father? He&#039;s the guy in the green car? Let me tell you about a dream, a boy&#039;s dream, and a man&#039;s promise to that boy. He looked him in the eye and said &amp;quot;Son, I&#039;m gonna buy you a car, but I want you to bring me two-thousand dollars and three A&#039;s.&amp;quot; OK, I got the two thousand and two A&#039;s. OK, here&#039;s the dream. Your B minus? Pfff! Dream gone. Kaput. Sir, just ask yourself... what would [[Jesus]] do?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:—&#039;&#039;&#039;Sam Witwicky&#039;&#039;&#039; negotiates a better mark for his Family Genealogy project&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Bobby Bolivia:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;What with the semi-classic nature of the vehicle, slick wheels and custom paint job—&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Sam:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;The paint&#039;s faded!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Bobby:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Y-yeah, but it&#039;s custom.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Sam:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;It&#039;s custom faded?&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Bobby:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Well, it&#039;s your first car, I wouldn&#039;t expect you to understand.&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;[turns to Ron]&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Five grand.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Ron:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;No, not paying over four. Sorry.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Bobby:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;[turns back to Sam]&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Kid, c&#039;mon, get out, get out of the car.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Sam:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;No, no, no, you said cars pick their drivers!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Bobby:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father—out of the car.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:—Negotiations over [[Bumblebee (Movie)|the car]] at [[Bolivia&#039;s Finest Quality Used Cars and Petting Zoo]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;[Sam&#039;s car leaves in a puff of black smoke]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Wow... you are so cheap.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;It&#039;s his first car... supposed to be like that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:—&#039;&#039;&#039;Judy Witwicky&#039;&#039;&#039; comments on the car&#039;s condition to &#039;&#039;&#039;Ron&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Capt. Lennox:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;I need a credit card! Epps, where&#039;s your wallet?&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Sgt. Epps:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Pocket!&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;[fires gun]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lennox:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Which pocket?&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Epps:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;My &#039;&#039;back&#039;&#039; pocket!&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;[fires gun]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lennox:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;You got ten back pockets!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Epps:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Left cheek! Left cheek! &#039;&#039;Left cheek!&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:—Calling the Pentagon from Qatar gets complicated.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ready, heat&#039;s coming!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What, BRING IT!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:—&#039;&#039;&#039;Lennox&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Epps&#039;&#039;&#039; giving the green light for Strike Package Bravo to attack &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Jazz&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;What about Bumblebee? What can&#039;t just leave him to die! And become some human experiment!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Optimus Prime&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;ll die in vain if we don&#039;t accomplish our mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Ironhide:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Why are we fighting to save the humans? They&#039;re a primitive and violent race.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Optimus Prime:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Were we so different? They are a young species. They have much to learn... but I&#039;ve seen goodness in them. [[Make Prime Speak|Freedom is the right of all sentient beings]]... You all know there is only one way to end this war: We must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Ratchet:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;That&#039;s suicide! The Cube is raw power—it could destroy you both.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Optimus Prime:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet... We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It&#039;s been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, roll out!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:—The Autobots discuss their next move.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Humans don&#039;t deserve to live.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;They deserve to choose for themselves!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Then you will die with them! Join them in extinction!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:—&#039;&#039;&#039;Megatron&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Optimus Prime&#039;&#039;&#039; have some mid-battle banter, Transformers style&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Give me the All Spark, and you may live to be my &#039;&#039;pet&#039;&#039;.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&#039;m never giving you this All Spark!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh, &#039;&#039;so&#039;&#039; unwise...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:—&#039;&#039;&#039;Megatron&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Sam Witwicky&#039;&#039;&#039; have a tense moment on a Mission City rooftop.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call... home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight... but watching over them in secret... waiting... protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there&#039;s more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here... we are waiting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:—&#039;&#039;&#039;Optimus Prime&#039;s&#039;&#039;&#039; closing narration&lt;br /&gt;
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==Production staff==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie Castandcrew2.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Megatron? Is that you?!]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Executive Producer: [[Steven Spielberg]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Executive Producer: [[Brian Goldner]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Director: [[Michael Bay]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Producers: [[Lorenzo di Bonaventura]], [[Ian Bryce]], [[Tom DeSanto]], [[Don Murphy]] &lt;br /&gt;
* Story by: [[Alex Kurtzman]] &amp;amp; [[Roberto Orci]] and [[John Rogers]], &lt;br /&gt;
* Screenwriters: [[Alex Kurtzman]] &amp;amp; [[Roberto Orci]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Music by: [[Steve Jablonsky]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Visual Effects====&lt;br /&gt;
* Visual Effects by: [[Industrial Light and Magic]], [[Digital Domain]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Production Designer: [[Jeff Mann]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Lead Robot Illustrator: [[Ben Procter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Illustrators: [[James Clyne]], [[Tim Flattery]]&lt;br /&gt;
* ILM Visual Effects Supervisior: [[Scott Farrar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Art Director: [[Alex Jaeger]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Animation Supervisors: [[Scott Benza]], [[Dan Taylor (ILM)|Dan Taylor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Animators: [[Charles Alleneck]], [[Keiji Yamaguchi]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Locations Department====&lt;br /&gt;
(winners of the California On Location Award[http://www.californiaonlocationawards.com/] for &amp;quot;Production Company / Location Team of the Year for Feature Films&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
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* Supervising Location Manager: &#039;&#039;&#039;Ilt Jones&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Location Managers: &#039;&#039;&#039;Michael J. Burmeister&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Fermín Dávalos&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Emre Sonmez&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Key Assistant Location Managers: &#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Wesley Aycock&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Leann Emmert&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Perri Fichtner&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Ronald M. Haynes&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Jonathan Hook&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Kathy McCurdy&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Manny Padilla&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lisa Patton&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Rob Swenson&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Marta Tomkiw&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Scott Trimble&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Additional Key Assistant Location Managers: &#039;&#039;&#039;Brooks Bonstin&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Alexandre Chen&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Chickey&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Martin J. Cummins&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Assistant Location Managers: &#039;&#039;&#039;Ces Hardy&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Amanda Harrington&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Location Scouts: &#039;&#039;&#039;Stuart Raven Barter&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Richard Klotz&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;James Lin&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Keith Nakata&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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==Other editions==&lt;br /&gt;
The 2007 Transformers film has more than one &amp;quot;cut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* The worldwide theatrical release was essentially identical all around the world with a few minor exceptions.&lt;br /&gt;
* The film board of Malaysia{{fact}} required [[Judy Witwicky]]&#039;s masturbation reference be removed. However, no such change has been made and her lines were not omitted from the film.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[wikipedia:IMAX|IMAX]] edition of the movie features two minutes of additional footage in the form of slightly extended scenes and very brief new scenes. Added material includes the following:&lt;br /&gt;
**Before heading to the lake party, Sam is shown picking Miles up at his house. Miles derides Sam&#039;s choice of car colors.&lt;br /&gt;
**After Sam is questioned by the sheriff at the police station, he is given an anti-drug bumper sticker and shown the &amp;quot;[[wikipedia:This is Your Brain on Drugs|This is Your Brain on Drugs]]&amp;quot; [[Public service announcement|PSA]] starring [[wikipedia:Rachel Leigh Cook|Rachel Leigh Cook]].&lt;br /&gt;
**After abducting Sam and Mikaela, Agent Simmons uses a device to monitor Sam&#039;s pupil dilation while interrogating him in the truck. He also remarks that he has &amp;quot;been there&amp;quot; when it comes to women with criminal records.&lt;br /&gt;
**Upon arriving at Hoover Dam, Simmons remarks colorfully that it is &amp;quot;Area 50&amp;quot;. A few minutes later, he lists the nicknames of all the U.S. Presidents to have toured the facility.  &lt;br /&gt;
**In Mission City, Lennox acquires short-range radios from a gun-toting, but easily-flattered, pawn shop owner.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Prequel material==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;[[Transformers: Ghosts of Yesterday]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
: A novel about the truth behind humankind&#039;s first venture into space and how that event is related to the Transformers&#039; presence on Earth, both past and present.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;[[Movie Prequel (2007)|Transformers Official Movie Prequel]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
: A four issue limited series comic book from [[IDW]] Publishing, released before the movie&#039;s debut. It chronicles the events which bring the Transformers to [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;[[Interlude]]&#039;&#039; (also originally published as &#039;&#039;Transformers Movie Prequel&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
: A short comic book by IDW, produced in cooperation with [[Target]], available (online) from Target&#039;s website and (in printed form) at BotCon and in theaters, following Bumblebee&#039;s early search for clues on Earth.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;[[Planetfall]]&#039;&#039; (also originally published as &#039;&#039;Transformers Movie Prequel&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
: A mini-comic by IDW, produced in cooperation with Target, available (online) from Target&#039;s website and (in printed form) as a Target exclusive bonus pack-in with the Movie DVD, showing the Decepticons&#039; arrival on Earth.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The &#039;&#039;[[Movie Prequel Special]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
: A mass retail release that contains reprints of both &#039;&#039;Planetfall&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;Interlude&#039;&#039; (now with individual story titles) in collected form.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;[[Transformers: Beginnings]]&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
: A not-really-animated animatic version of IDW&#039;s Prime Directive prequel comics, voiced by some of the actors from the movie, the game and a bunch of other people. Included on a [[Walmart]] exclusive bonus DVD available with the Movie DVD.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;[[Transformers (Titan Magazine)|Transformers]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
: A monthly comic published in the UK by [[Titan Books]], featuring new adventures set before the movie in its initial six issues (in addition to reprints of stories originally published by IDW). They were reprinted by IDW in the &#039;&#039;[[Saga of the Allspark]]&#039;&#039; mini-series.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some dialog in the film contradicts the prequel material, specifically pertaining to the years in which the frozen Megatron was moved from the Arctic to Hoover Dam, and exactly when the Decepticons arrived on Earth. Some of the prequel material contradicts the &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; prequel material...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Adaptations==&lt;br /&gt;
* A novelization of the film by [[Alan Dean Foster]] was published under the title &#039;&#039;[[Transformers (novel)|Transformers]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
* IDW Publishing released a comic adaptation of the film under the title &#039;&#039;[[Movie Adaptation]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sequels==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Revenge of the Fallen (film)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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A sequel to this film has been produced and has been released worldwide. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[IDW Publishing]] also released the comic sequel to the film, titled &#039;&#039;[[The Reign of Starscream]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Soundtrack==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Transformers: The Album}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Score==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Transformers: The Score}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==DVD release==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;US:&#039;&#039;&#039; [http://tformers.com/US-To-Get-Transformers-DVD-HD-DVD-October-16th/8350/news.html October 16th, 2007] (DVD, HD-DVD), [http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/1175/transformers2007.html September 2, 2008] (Blu-ray)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Australia:&#039;&#039;&#039; November 1st, 2007 (DVD)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;United Kingdom:&#039;&#039;&#039; December 3rd, 2007 (DVD, HD-DVD)&lt;br /&gt;
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There are nearly a dozen store [[exclusive]] [http://tformers.com/Transformers-DVD-Exclusives-Who-Gets-What/8534/news.html versions and sales premiums of the DVD.] They include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Target]] and HMV UK:  transforming Optimus Prime display case.&lt;br /&gt;
* Best Buy: [[Robot Heroes]] [[Cliffjumper (Movie)|Cliffjumper]] and battle-damaged Optimus Prime.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Walmart]]: [[Transformers: Beginnings]] &amp;quot;animated&amp;quot; prequel material.&lt;br /&gt;
* Borders: &amp;quot;Making Of&amp;quot; book.&lt;br /&gt;
* Circuit City: password unlocking 15 minutes of exclusive online behind-the-scenes featurettes, covering the voice recording sessions, prop construction, stunt work, and early CG tests and animatics.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theatrical posters==&lt;br /&gt;
{{picsneeded|Any other official posters not depicted here}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transformers2007teaserposter.jpg|Teaser poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 Autobot promo poster.jpg|Autobot promo poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 Decepticon promo poster.jpg|Decepticon promo poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Prime-Sam-Mikaela-poster.jpg|Promotional poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 Megatron onesheet.jpg|Megatron one sheet&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 Prime onesheet.jpg|Optimus Prime one sheet&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007_final_standee.jpg|Standee, also used as a poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 humans internationalposter.jpg|International &amp;quot;Humans&amp;quot; poster/US theatrical poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 Sphere internationalposter.jpg|International &amp;quot;Sphere&amp;quot; poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 Bumblebee internationalposter.jpg|International Bumblebee poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 Prime internationalposter.jpg|International Optimus Prime poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 Megatron internationalposter.jpg|International Megatron poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007_Korean_poster.jpg|South Korean theatrical release poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007 Japanese Aprilpromo poster.jpg|Japanese April 2007 promotional poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007_Japanese_release_poster.jpg|Japanese theatrical release poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007_IMAX_poster.jpg|IMAX promotioal poster&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Movie2007_IMAX_releaseposter.jpg|IMAX release poster&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reception==&lt;br /&gt;
The movie set multiple records when it opened, including biggest opening week gross for a non-sequel ($155.4 million), biggest Tuesday release gross ($27.4 million), biggest July 4th gross ($29 million), and the biggest film opening in mainland China ($3 million) [http://www.china.org.cn/english/entertainment/217368.htm]. &lt;br /&gt;
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The movie closed domestically on [[November 8]], [[2007]], during which time it took in  $319,246,193. (Domestic gross accounted for $310,578,372 before the IMAX version&#039;s release.) It has earned a &#039;&#039;worldwide&#039;&#039; gross of $708,272,592. It currently sits at spot #20 in the &amp;quot;most domestic gross&amp;quot; list of movies, though this listing is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; adjusted for inflation. When taking inflation into account, &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; currently sits at #102. [http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=transformers06.htm 2]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I didn&#039;t sleep through it the way I Novocained my way through the awful &#039;&#039;Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix&#039;&#039;, but by the time it ended, I thought I might have vertigo or whiplash, or both, and I certainly lost more than a few of my remaining I.Q. points|[http://www.observer.com/2007/bay-bombs-again Rex Reed]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|It&#039;s goofy fun with a lot of stuff that blows up real good, and it has the grace not only to realize how preposterous it is, but to make that into an asset.|Roger Ebert}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|But it&#039;s tough to really care about questions like, &amp;quot;Why did that happen?&amp;quot; or even &amp;quot;What&#039;s going on?&amp;quot; when you’re constantly interrupted by &amp;quot;Oh my goodness! Giant robots! Weeee!&amp;quot;|Peter Suderman|[http://tinyurl.com/373rps The National Review]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Critical reception was hit-and-miss, [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transformers_the_movie/ more positive than negative but not by a lot], though it&#039;s sometimes hard to tell how many negative reviewers were more interested in criticizing [[Michael Bay]] in general over the movie itself. Otherwise, the most common negatives involved it being a generally think-free &amp;quot;spectacle&amp;quot;-style movie; even those who rated the movie positively noted it was a pure &amp;quot;popcorn&amp;quot; movie meant to wow its audience with [[CGI]] and explosions rather than make them think (Richard Roper noted in his &amp;quot;thumbs up&amp;quot; review &amp;quot;it has no nutritional value&amp;quot;). Whether one considers that a good or bad thing for a movie and if the movie was enough fun to overcome that is, of course, highly debatable. The other main culprit, again noted by many of the positive reviews, was its long running time, particularly the overly-chaotic, often hard-to-follow final big-bang extended ending action sequence. ([http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070705/REVIEWS/70620006/1023 Roger Ebert] noted that this sequence was what made him give the movie three out of four stars rather than the full four.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Transformers was nominated for three Oscars, in the fields of Achievement in Sound Editing, Achievement in Sound Mixing, and Achievement in Visual Effects. The sound awards went to &#039;&#039;The Bourne Ultimatum&#039;&#039;, and the visual effects award went to &#039;&#039;The Golden Compass&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Currently, two sequels are planned, with [[Shia LaBeouf]] and [[Peter Cullen]] signed for both. Michael Bay, Steven Spielberg, and the two screenwriters have also returned. Filming for &#039;&#039;[[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]&#039;&#039; began in June 2008, for a planned release date of June 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* The Autobot computer generated models consisted of 35,592 total pieces, 7,435,478 polygons, 95,247 rig nodes, and 20,258 texture maps. If laid end to end, the pieces would stretch 3.11 miles.&lt;br /&gt;
* For all the robots combined, there are 60,217 pieces of geometry, 123,509,502 polygons, 144,341 rigging nodes, and 34,215 texture maps.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Robertson, Barbara (2007). Heavy Metal. &#039;&#039;Computer Graphics, 30&#039;&#039;(7), 12-17.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* The events of the movie span 4-5 days.&lt;br /&gt;
* Within the movie, neither the Autobots nor the Decepticons are referred to as &amp;quot;Transformers&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* As confirmed in the audio commentary on the movie DVD, director [[Michael Bay]] has a brief cameo as an innocent bystander getting flicked against a taxi cab by [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;[322] days without a safety breach&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&amp;quot; sign behind Agent Simmons before they bring the [[Nokia robot|cell phone]] to life relates to a piece of backstory that was cut from the final film.  A researcher named [[James Farr]] was killed when a [[AX9-8946-09SU-1|robot they brought to life]] ran amok, causing the damage Glen comments on.  The [[Sector Seven (game)|viral marketing campaign]] gives a date for Farr&#039;s death; [[March 16]], [[2006]].  This would chronologically place the primary events of the film as occurring over a 3 day period, [[January 30]] - [[February 1]], [[2007]].&lt;br /&gt;
* In an interesting showing of unified marketing, the Japanese dub of the movie uses the English-market character and factions names (e.g., Autobot, Decepticon, Optimus Prime, Bumblebee) rather than the terms previously established in Japanese Transformers continuity (e.g., Cybertron, Destron, Convoy, Bumble).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transformer References==&lt;br /&gt;
The movie contains a number of nods and winks to previous iterations of &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039;, primarily from [[Generation 1]]. Some of these were included in direct response to urgings of the fans; others originated with the production crew.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The basic story set-up is similar to many iterations of the &#039;&#039;Generation 1&#039;&#039; story -- two warring factions, the noble Autobots and the power-hungry Decepticons, arrive on Earth, having left their devastated home planet, the war-torn mechanical world of Cybertron. &lt;br /&gt;
* Many of the featured Transformers are re-imagined versions of characters from &#039;&#039;Generation 1&#039;&#039;. [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] and [[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] in particular are similar in physical form and characterization to their movie incarnations. The Movie versions of [[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]], [[Megatron (G1)|Megatron]], [[Starscream (G1)|Starscream]], [[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]], and [[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] differ in appearance but fulfill story roles similar to their original versions.&lt;br /&gt;
* Though the characters are new, &amp;quot;[[Frenzy (disambiguation)|Frenzy]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[Scorponok (disambiguation)|Scorponok]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[Brawl (G1)|Brawl]]/[[Devastator (disambiguation)|Devastator]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[Blackout (disambiguation)|Blackout]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[Barricade (disambiguation)|Barricade]]&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;[[Bonecrusher (disambiguation)|Bonecrusher]]&amp;quot; are all names that have been used on Transformer characters before.&lt;br /&gt;
* Blackout&#039;s symbiotic relationship with Scorponok originated as an interpretation of [[Soundwave (G1)|Soundwave]] and his cassette troops.  Frenzy&#039;s transformation into a portable stereo is likewise an homage to Soundwave&#039;s cassette deck alternate form.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sam shares his last name with the [[Witwicky#Generation 1 continuity family|main human allies]] of the Autobots in the original &#039;&#039;[[Generation 1 (cartoon)|Generation 1 cartoon]]&#039;&#039;. Like Spike before him, he&#039;s closest to Bumblebee.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Autobot faction symbol seen on Bumblebee and others is basically unchanged from its &#039;&#039;Generation 1&#039;&#039; appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
* The All Spark takes its name from [[Allspark|a concept]] originally introduced in &#039;&#039;[[Beast Machines (cartoon)|Beast Machines]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
* The original G1 [[transformation]] sound pops up several times during the course of the film, such as Blackout&#039;s first conversion sequence (though truth be told it sounds more like it&#039;s being broadcast from a loudspeaker.)&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Movie BoliviasFinestQualityUsedCars 2.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Your bargaining posture is highly dubious.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* In his first appearance, Bumblebee parks next to a yellow Volkswagen Beetle—the alternate form of [[Bumblebee (G1)|G1 Bumblebee]].&lt;br /&gt;
* When instructing the Autobots to escape Sector Seven and when they later head for Hoover Dam, Optimus Prime delivers his catchphrase from the [[Generation 1 (cartoon)|&#039;&#039;Generation 1&#039;&#039; cartoon]], ordering them to [[Roll out|&amp;quot;Roll out!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Prime references &amp;quot;the spark within my chest&amp;quot;. [[Spark]]s—the life-force that makes Transformers alive—have been an integral part of Transformers fiction since &#039;&#039;[[Beast Wars (cartoon)|Beast Wars]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Although the Transformers&#039; primary energy supply, [[Energon (fuel)|Energon]], does not make a physical appearance in the film, its name appears on the license plate of an SUV thrown through the air during Megatron&#039;s rampage in [[Mission City]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Optimus Prime&#039;s line &amp;quot;Freedom is the right of all sentient beings&amp;quot; is the quote from his [[Optimus Prime (G1) toys|original 1984 toy&#039;s]] [[bio]]. At least one of the reasons for the inclusion of this line was because it won in an online contest conducted by [[Paramount]] in late 2006, named &amp;quot;[[Make Prime Speak]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prime&#039;s line &amp;quot;...one shall stand; one shall fall&amp;quot; comes from the 1986 animated &#039;&#039;[[The Transformers: The Movie]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
* The scene in which Jazz yanks aside Devastator&#039;s tank barrel is a direct homage to a similar sequence from TF:TM involving [[Kup (G1)|Kup]] and [[Blitzwing (G1)|Blitzwing]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Ironhide&#039;s complaint that [[Mojo]] &amp;quot;leaked lubricant&amp;quot; on his foot references a [[More than Meets the Eye, Part 1|favorite]] [[More than Meets the Eye, Part 3|exclamation]] [[Power Play!|of his]] &#039;&#039;[[Generation 1]]&#039;&#039; [[Ironhide (G1)|counterpart]], &amp;quot;Leakin&#039; lubricant!&amp;quot; The phrase originated with his [[Transformers Universe (Marvel comic)|original character outline]], stating that &amp;quot;he [refers to] excessive talking as &#039;leaking lubricant.&#039;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Sam telling Mikaela that there&#039;s &amp;quot;more than meets the eye... with you&amp;quot; references the slogan used in the toy line, also included in the G1 series theme song.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Development details==&lt;br /&gt;
===Cast and crew signing on===&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, producer [[Don Murphy]] had intended to produce a movie based on another [[Hasbro]] property, [[G.I. Joe]]. However, following the US invasion of Iraq in March of 2003, a movie entitled &amp;quot;G.I. Joe&amp;quot; was no longer considered viable, so Carol Monroe, who was in charge of Hasbro&#039;s movie department at that time, suggested doing a &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; movie instead.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;murphylatino&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.latinoreview.com/news.php?id=1502 Latino Review interview with producer Don Murphy.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Tom DeSanto]] joined the project as a second producer and wrote a treatment that he and Murphy tried to shop around for a while. (The treatment would eventually remain entirely unused, but DeSanto would try to get a writing credit regardless, even though none of the screenwriters had ever actually &#039;&#039;seen&#039;&#039; his treatment.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bayspat&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/the-hollywood-deal/2007/07/05/michael-bays-spat-with-his-transformer-producers Rant by Michael Bay, deleted from his own blog, still mirrored on other sites]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) The movie was officially announced for the first time in June of 2003.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;comingsoon&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=238 Coming Soon announcing he movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Steven Spielberg]] signed up as executive producer in 2004, while [[John Rogers]] was confirmed as screenwriter in November of the same year.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/563/563081p1.html IGN confirming Rogers as screenwriter.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In February of 2005, Rogers was replaced by by [[Alex Kurtzman]] and [[Roberto Orci]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ignkurtzorc&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/588/588884p1.html IGN confirming Kurtzman and Orci as new screenwriters.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, who drastically reworked Rogers&#039; original script.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;rogerscred&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2007/07/proper-credits-for-transformers.html John Rogers confirming that Kurtzman and Orci drastically rewrote his script]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Spielberg tried to convince [[Michael Bay]] to direct the movie in late July of 2005, but Bay initially declined, having no interest in a &amp;quot;toy movie&amp;quot;. He later changed his mind after attending &amp;quot;Transformers school&amp;quot; at Hasbro, but decided to make the movie &amp;quot;realistic&amp;quot; and accessible for adult viewers.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;audio&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Michael Bay&#039;s audio commentary on the &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; DVD.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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A few days after a list of names of the human cast had been leaked on the internet, [[Shia LaBeouf]] was confirmed as the first cast member.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ignshia&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/698/698735p1.html IGN confirming Shia LaBeouf.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Producer Don Murphy&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;murphytfcon&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.transformerscon.com/videos.php Don Murphy at the Canadian TransformersCon.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, Hasbro&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;tfwtour&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?t=139273 BotCon 2007 Hasbro tour report.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and the screenwriters&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;mtv&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1554426/20070312/story.jhtml MTV.com interview with Kurtzman and Orci.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; all favored [[Peter Cullen]] and [[Frank Welker]] as voice actors for [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]] and [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]]. Bay had both audition, but only hired Cullen, while preferring [[Hugo Weaving]] as Megatron.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;cgirobot&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20070810172643/http://www.wizarduniverse.com/movies/transformersmovie/004974570.cfm Wizard Universe article about the production of the movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, Welker still got to voice Megatron (alongside Cullen as Prime) in the video game adaption of the movie, &#039;&#039;[[Transformers The Game]]&#039;&#039;, as well as in &#039;&#039;[[Transformers: Beginnings]]&#039;&#039;, an animated (sort of) version of [[IDW Publishing|IDW&#039;s]] [[Movie Prequel (2007)|prequel comic mini-series]] that was available on a Wal*Mart exclusive bonus disc included with the movie DVD.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sponsors and partners===&lt;br /&gt;
====Hasbro====&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to acting as a licensor, Hasbro also actively participated in the development of the movie, starting with an introduction into the world of the Transformers, called the &amp;quot;Transformers School&amp;quot;, for everyone involved, including [[Michael Bay]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;paramountbotcon&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://tformers.com/article.php?sid=8001 &amp;quot;Hasbro and Paramount Partnership Panel&amp;quot; at BotCon 2007.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Hasbro also had a say in the depiction of the Transformers in the movie, the selection of the voice actors&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;tfwtour&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;, naming the characters, working on the robot designs&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;lorenzoiesb&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;task=view&amp;amp;id=2724&amp;amp;Itemid=99 IESB interview with Ian Bryce and Lorenzo di Bonaventura.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and the inclusion of &amp;quot;easter eggs&amp;quot;, but no veto rights.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;paramountbotcon&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; According to screenwriter [[Roberto Orci]], Hasbro was more interested in an adequate adaption of the &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; concept rather than &#039;&#039;only&#039;&#039; marketing the toyline.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orcihasbro&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showpost.php?p=2200611&amp;amp;postcount=239 Roberto Orci discussing Hasbro&#039;s involvement.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Nevertheless, Hasbro urged [[Michael Bay]] very early on to decide upon the Transformers characters to be used in the movie and their vehicle forms because of the long production run of the toys, even though the script wasn&#039;t completed yet by that point.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bayew&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20035285_20035331_20044598_3,00.html Entertainment Weekly interview with Michael Bay.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Hasbro and [[Takara]] then created the [[Movie (toyline)|toys]] based on the designs developed by [[Industrial Light and Magic]]. Aside from this, Takara wasn&#039;t involved in the creation of the movie at all.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;murphytformers&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tformers.com/article.php?sid=3945 TFormers interview with Don Murphy.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike other &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; toylines (except for &#039;&#039;[[Alternators (toyline)|Alternators]]&#039;&#039;), Hasbro and Takara don&#039;t share the full rights to the movie toys: Paramount and ILM hold the rights to the robot designs, while the vehicle modes were licensed by companies such as General Motors ([[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]], [[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]], [[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]] and [[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]]), Saleen ([[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]]), Force Protection Industries ([[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]]), the Sikorsky Aircraft Corporation ([[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]]) and the Lockheed Martin Corporation ([[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]]). Only [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]] didn&#039;t require a license, since his vehicle mode in the movie was heavily genericized, and all manufacturer logos were removed.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;edmundsveh&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/Features/articleId=121424 Edmunds.com article on the vehicles featured in the movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; TakaraTomy even identifies the Leader Class toy as a Kenworth W900 instead of a Peterbilt 379.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;takaraprime&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.takaratomy.co.jp/products/TF/products/movie/ma-01.html TakaraTomy product page for Leader Class Optimus Prime.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though Hasbro didn&#039;t directly profit from the box office revenue, owning the &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; brand allowed them to profit more from the toys than from licensed brands such as [[Spider-Man]] or [[Star Wars]]. In addition, Hasbro was able to give out over 240 licenses to third party companies.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;hasbrofall&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6912693.stm BBC reporting on Hasbro quarterly earnings for July 2007.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the USA alone, Hasbro had sold more than three million toys from the movie line as early as July 2007&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;cnnmoney&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://money.cnn.com/2007/07/23/news/companies/hasbro/index.htm?section=money_topstories CNN Money story on Hasbro sales.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, while Wal-Mart had earned more than five million $USD with the movie Transformers at the same time.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;walmartmillion&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?t=143983 Wal-Mart employee Steevy Maximus reporting on sales figures for movie toys.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; A lot of the movie toys were frequently sold out at many stores (&amp;quot;drought&amp;quot;) due to a mix of popularity, stores underestimating said popularity (and thus not ordering enough toys), shipping problems in China and [[Toy scalping|scalpers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====US Military====&lt;br /&gt;
The [[United States Military]] supported the movie by providing vehicles and soldiers. The vehicles included an MH-53 Pave Low helicopter ([[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout)]], several F-22 Raptors (one of them serving as [[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]]&#039;s alternate mode), two A-10 Thunderbolt II fighter jets, an E-3 Sentry AWACS plane, an AC-130 Spectre gunship and two V-22 Ospreys. Therefore, &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; is the first movie to feature real, non-CG F-22s.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;afmil&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.afspc.af.mil/news/story.asp?storyID=123061917 Air Force Space Command article on the movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Real soldiers trained with the actors who played military personnel&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;tyreselatino&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.latinoreview.com/news.php?id=2260 Latino Review interview with Tyrese Gibson and Josh Duhamel.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and were also featured as extras in the movie. Michael Bay even allowed them to improvise lines to make their military dialogue sound as &amp;quot;realistic&amp;quot; as possible.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;nabbtfw&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?t=115126 First Lieutenant Micheal McNabb reporting his experience of working on the movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In return for their cooperation, Bay gave the military a say in their own  depiction in the movie.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;wired&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.wired.com/entertainment/hollywood/magazine/15-07/trans_movie?currentPage=all Wired.com article on the movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The military, in turn, views the movie as a new form of recruitment.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;aflink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123021491 Air Force Link article about the movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====Product Placement====&lt;br /&gt;
Aside from advertising the &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; toyline, the movie also features product placement for other companies, such as Apple, Yahoo, Burger King, Nokia, Panasonic, eBay and Hewlett-Packard. The machines given life by the Allspark include an Xbox 360 (including the original startup sound) and a [[Dispensor|Mountain Dew soda vending machine]]. In addition, the movie also features other Hasbro brands, such as &#039;&#039;My Little Pony&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;Furby&#039;&#039; (the latter being a property of Hasbro&#039;s subsidiary Tiger Electronics). Furthermore, all Autobots, with the exception of Optimus Prime, have vehicles provided by subsidiaries of General Motors as their [[Alternate mode|alternate modes]], which saved Michael Bay $3 million of his budget.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bayew&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Many of these cooperations were mutual: Burger King offered the obligatory Kids Meal toys based on the movie characters for the movie&#039;s theatrical launch, and General Motors and Mountain Dew ran TV ads under the titles &amp;quot;Transform Your Ride&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Transform Your Summer&amp;quot;, respectively. According to producers Ian Bryce and Lorenzo di Bonaventura, however, some of these brands, such as [[eBay]], were not originally included as part of a sponsoring deal, but had been part of the script from the beginning for story purposes on the writers&#039; behalf.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;lorenzoiesb&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; For the DVD release of the movie, meanwhile, &#039;&#039;additional&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Cisco&amp;quot; logos were added into the movie that had not been there yet in the theatrical version.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;dvdprod&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.allspark.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=38792 Allspark thread featuring comparison stills of the theatrical and DVD versions of the movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Special effects===&lt;br /&gt;
* Three quarters of the CG effects were done by [[Industrial Light &amp;amp; Magic]]. The other quarter was done by [[Digital Domain]], a company [[Michael Bay]] bought shortly before signing up to the &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; movie.&lt;br /&gt;
* As seen in the bonus material for the Movie DVD, at least some of the ILM designers are actually Transformers fans. One of the animators, [[Charles Alleneck]], has his entire office decorated in more &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; toys than a lot of &amp;quot;regular&amp;quot; fans might own.&lt;br /&gt;
* Physical props and set pieces were built for several of the Transformers&#039; robot modes. Full body props for [[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] (the 2009 Camaro body) and [[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]] were used for scenes that involved direct interaction with the human cast. The Bumblebee prop (with detached legs) was also used for the scene where he was strapped to a [[Longarm (Movie)|tow truck]]. A set featuring the frozen lower half of [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron&#039;s]] body was also built. The rest is assorted bits and pieces, such as [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok&#039;s]] head and tail, a part of [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]]&#039;s leg (including a wheel) and an unpainted, entirely blue version of his head plus a small part of the upper chest, and various semi-random chunks meant to represent the remains of the destroyed Decepticons dumped into the ocean (some of the parts meant to represent pieces of [[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] even feature markings found on a real-life MH-53 Pave Low helicopter).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Changes before, during and after production===&lt;br /&gt;
A lot of details about the movie changed during the pre-production phase (and even still during production and post-production):&lt;br /&gt;
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* The script was originally supposed to center around the [[Matrix of Leadership|Matrix]], but because the studio wanted to avoid association with the &#039;&#039;Matrix&#039;&#039; movie trilogy, it had to be renamed. For the longest time, the working name was &amp;quot;[[Energon (fuel)|Energon]] Cube&amp;quot;, which neither the fans nor producer [[Don Murphy]] were really happy with.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;murphytfcon&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Ultimately, it was renamed into the [[All Spark]] for the final movie; however, the name &amp;quot;Energon Cube&amp;quot; is still used in [[Alan Dean Foster]]&#039;s [[Transformers (novel)|novelization]] of the movie, and was also used by [[Shia LaBeouf]] in a CBS interview immediately before the movie&#039;s official theatrical launch.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;shiacbs&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/i_video/main500251.shtml?id=3004937n?source=search_video CBS interview with Shia LaBeouf.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* One of the Autobot characters in the early Kurtzman/Orci drafts was [[Arcee (Movie)|Arcee]], who would have turned into a motorcycle. Even though Hasbro developed a toy based on the designs for the character, Arcee was dropped from the script and replaced with [[Ironhide (Movie)|Ironhide]]: Kurtzman and Orci didn&#039;t want to spend time explaining the purpose of &amp;quot;female&amp;quot; Autobots&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orciign&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://movies.ign.com/articles/801/801098p3.html IGN interview with Roberto Orci.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and Michael Bay considered her too small as compared to the rest of the Autobots.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orciwizard&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20070714214451/http://www.wizarduniverse.com/movies/transformersmovie/005082421.cfm?page=1 Wizard interview with Kurtzman and Orci]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Despite what fans commonly assume, however, the scene during the final battle in [[Mission City]] where [[William Lennox|Lennox]] uses an abandoned motorcycle for his assault on [[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] wasn&#039;t added to the script until &#039;&#039;after&#039;&#039; Arcee had already been dropped from the script; however, had she &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; been dropped, she &#039;&#039;would&#039;&#039; have probably been that motorcycle.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;arceelennox&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/2288318-post539.html Orci once again clearing up the story between Arcee and the motorcycle Lennox uses during the final battle]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Other Autobot characters considered by Orci and Kurtzman were [[Hot Rod (G1)|Hot Rod]], [[Wheeljack (G1)|Wheeljack]] and [[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orcichara&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://boards.transformersmovie.com/showpost.php?p=388609&amp;amp;postcount=280 Roberto Orci confirming various characters originally intended for the movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The last was eventually dropped because Orci and Kurtzman preferred the idea of &amp;quot;a Decepticon in disguise as a police vehicle&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orciprowl&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://boards.transformersmovie.com/showpost.php?p=365508&amp;amp;postcount=4411 Orci explaining why Prowl is not in the movie]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Kurtzman and Orci tried &#039;&#039;twice&#039;&#039; to include [[Soundwave (G1)|Soundwave]] in the movie. The first attempt was supposed to turn into a helicopter&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orciswave&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://boards.transformersmovie.com/showpost.php?p=351304&amp;amp;postcount=4161 Roberto Orci confirming that Blackout was originally intended to be Soundwave.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, but Hasbro rejected that notion and insisted that Soundwave&#039;s [[alternate mode]] should have something to do with music.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;murphyswave&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showpost.php?p=97507&amp;amp;postcount=23 Post by Don Murphy at his message board.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The &amp;quot;helicopter&amp;quot; character was then renamed multiple times, among those names being &amp;quot;Grimlock&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;early&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Details from an early script draft [http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showpost.php?p=2213120&amp;amp;postcount=297 summed up here], [http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showpost.php?p=2214148&amp;amp;postcount=303 confirmed as authentic by Roberto Orci here].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, &amp;quot;Vortex&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orcisample&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showpost.php?p=1120447&amp;amp;postcount=2360 Unformatted script sample from first draft posted by Roberto Orci on Don Murphy&#039;s message board]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, &amp;quot;Devastator&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;procterdevas&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.benprocter.com/SITEv2/HTML/ZOOM_Trans/ZOOM_32.html &amp;quot;Devastator&amp;quot; concept art at Ben Procter&#039;s online portfolio.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and &amp;quot;Incinerator&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;procterinc&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.benprocter.com/SITEv2/HTML/ZOOM_Trans/ZOOM_34.html &amp;quot;Incinerator&amp;quot; pre-production render at Ben Procter&#039;s online portfolio.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. The character eventually ended up as [[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The second attempt would have infiltrated the CIA headquarters in the form of a &amp;quot;portable stereo&amp;quot; and then transformed (and size-shifted) into a Humvee for his escape and tracked down [[Sam Witwicky|Sam]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; The &amp;quot;vehicle&amp;quot; part was later turned into a separate character, who was then given a different alternate mode (as a police cruiser) and eventually ended up as [[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]]. Meanwhile, the &amp;quot;portable stereo&amp;quot; character also went through several changes, because Kurtzman and Orci eventually decided that the character didn&#039;t really do Soundwave justice, so they decided to change his name and save Soundwave for the [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|sequel]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;webcast&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808716430/video/2701721/20070418/2048/2701721-300-wmv-s.35907855-,2701721-300-flash-s.35907881-,2701721-100-wmv-s.35907849-,2701721-100-flash-s.35907874-,2701721-1000-wmv-s.35907866-,2701721-1000-flash-s.35907894-,2701721-700-flash-s.35907887-,2701721-700-wmv-s.35907861- Yahoo webcast with Kurtzman and Orci, revealing the final names of the movie characters.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The character went through some other working names such as &amp;quot;Boombot&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;procterboom&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.benprocter.com/SITEv2/HTML/ZOOM_Trans/ZOOM_45.html &amp;quot;Boombot&amp;quot; concept art at Ben Procter&#039;s online portfolio.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and &amp;quot;Soundbyte&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;proctersbyte&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.benprocter.com/SITEv2/HTML/ZOOM_Trans/ZOOM_54.html &amp;quot;Soundbyte&amp;quot; head study at Ben Procter&#039;s online portfolio.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and eventually ended up as [[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Other Decepticon characters considered by Orci and Kurtzman, aside from Soundwave, were [[Shockwave (G1)|Shockwave]] and [[Ravage (G1)|Ravage]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orcichara&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;. The latter was originally supposed to be a minion of helicopter Soundwave, who would have chased [[William Lennox|Lennox]] and his crew through the jungle after the attack on their base. However, when the scene was changed from the jungle to the desert (and Soundwave was no longer Soundwave), Ravage was replaced by [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orciravage&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://boards.transformersmovie.com/showpost.php?p=234188&amp;amp;postcount=2008 Roberto Orci confirming that Scorponok replaced Ravage].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Because of the long production run of the toys, Hasbro urged [[Michael Bay]] very early on to decide upon the Transformers characters to be used in the movie and their vehicle forms, even though the script wasn&#039;t completed yet by that point.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bayew&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; As a result, many of the Decepticon characters in particular were chosen somewhat hastily, and aren&#039;t really based on established Transformers characters aside from their names. The tank used for [[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]] (aka &amp;quot;Devastator&amp;quot;) was a recycled prop originally built for the movie &#039;&#039;xXx: State of the Union&#039;&#039;, while the mine protected vehicle used for [[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]] caught the filmmakers&#039; attention because of a giant photoshopped fork depicted on the manufacturer&#039;s website.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;enewsi&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://enewsi.com/news.php?catid=190&amp;amp;itemid=11213 Entertainment News International article on the making of the movie.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Other Decepticon characters featured in an early draft, aside from &amp;quot;Grimlock&amp;quot; (helicopter) and &amp;quot;Soundwave&amp;quot; (portable stereo/Humvee), were Brawl as a Jeep, Frenzy as a Piranha III mortar artillery vehicle, Onslaught as a mobile missile launcher, Octane as a tanker truck, and three jets named Blitzwing, Starscream and Devastator (a cargo plane, a 747 jet and F-16 fighter; the script doesn&#039;t say which is which). Instead of having been hiding on Earth for a while, they would have arrived there during the movie after having been summoned by Soundwave.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; It&#039;s possible that the Piranha III later evolved into Stryker/[[Wreckage (Movie)|Wreckage]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;evil police car Decepticon&amp;quot; that replaced Prowl took over the &amp;quot;vehicle&amp;quot; portion of the second character originally conceived as Soundwave (which eventually became [[Frenzy (Movie)|Frenzy]]). His vehicle form was originally supposed to be a Ford Crown Victoria, while his working name was &amp;quot;Brawl&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;policebrawl&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/transformers-images/events/Botcon-2007/Hasbro-Tour/PICT5108.JPG.html?g2_imageViewsIndex=1 Early design for Barricade with working name &amp;quot;Brawl&amp;quot; shown during the BotCon 2007 Hasbro Tour].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Eventually the character ended up as [[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]], with the vehicle mode being changed into a Saleen S281 &amp;quot;Extreme&amp;quot; Mustang, because Ford didn&#039;t want one of their cars used as a &amp;quot;villain&amp;quot;. Therefore, Barricade sports no &amp;quot;Ford&amp;quot; logos in the movie.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;edmundsveh&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Another Decepticon character intended to be in the movie had the working name &amp;quot;Stryker&amp;quot;, named after his vehicle mode, a M1126 Stryker Infantry Carrier Vehicle.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;stryker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.seibertron.com/events/fullsize.php?event_id=70&amp;amp;size=2&amp;amp;image=262 Unused design for &amp;quot;Stryker&amp;quot;, revealed at the BotCon 2007 Hasbro tour.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It&#039;s possible that he had evolved from a character named &amp;quot;Frenzy&amp;quot; featured in an early script draft, who would have turned into a Piranha III. The character ultimately never made it into the movie, but Hasbro later turned the design into a toy regardless, named [[Wreckage (Movie)|Wreckage]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;tfwtour&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Michael Bay also considered having a Transformers character turn into an aircraft carrier, but eventually scrapped that idea for cost reasons.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ignround&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/796/796057p2.html IGN roundtable with Michael Bay from the Australian press conference.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Orci and Kurtzman included the character in one of their drafts of the script&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orciaircraft&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://boards.transformersmovie.com/showpost.php?p=387736&amp;amp;postcount=210 Roberto Orci confirming that the aircraft carrier was in one of the drafts.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and artist Tim Flattery created concept art.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;flattery&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Tim Flattery&#039;s concept art for the unused aircraft carrier Transformer: [http://timflattery.com/transformers/4.html Image 1], [http://timflattery.com/transformers/5.html image 2].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Working names for the tank Decepticon were &amp;quot;Demolisher&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;hasbrodemolisher&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hasbro.com/objects/content/wallpaper.cfm?img=wp_transformers651_1280.jpg&amp;amp;brand_id=496&amp;amp;lang_id=1 Wallpaper at Hasbro&#039;s website calling Brawl/Devastator &amp;quot;Demolisher&amp;quot;.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and &amp;quot;Devastator&amp;quot;, the latter of which had also been a working name for [[Blackout (Movie)|Blackout]] at one point. Even though [[Michael Bay]] confirmed in May of 2006 that this was not the final name&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;baysecret&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/586e45dbd5e89a45846b0ec668a70e03-12.html Michael Bay claiming that the Transformers&#039; names circulating were &amp;quot;aliases&amp;quot;.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman confirmed the final name to be &amp;quot;[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]]&amp;quot; in April 2006&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;webcast&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;, and Hasbro used that name for all their toys based on the movie character, he identifies himself as &amp;quot;Devastator&amp;quot; in a subtitle in the movie itself. According to a fan who attended the Australian press conference, Bay had decided to use that name regardless&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;griffin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showpost.php?p=1360922&amp;amp;postcount=122 Australian fan griffin-of-oz reporting from the Australian press conference].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, while Hasbro considered the name in the movie a &amp;quot;continuity error&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;hasbrofuture&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?t=139268 Hasbro Transformers Future Product Unveiling panel at BotCon 2007.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and Orci even claimed that he and Kurtzman had pointed out said &amp;quot;error&amp;quot; in the editing room twice.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;orcidevastator&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://boards.transformersmovie.com/showpost.php?p=368555&amp;amp;postcount=4479 Orci confirming the name &amp;quot;Devastator&amp;quot; to be an &amp;quot;error&amp;quot;.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Michael Bay decided to have [[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] not turn into a Volkswagen Beetle because he wanted to avoid similarities with Disney&#039;s &#039;&#039;Herbie, the Love Bug&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bayew&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Production Designer Jeff Mann originally suggested using a Dodge Super Bee as Bumblebee&#039;s alternate mode&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;edmunds1976&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/Features/articleId=121138 Edmunds.com article on the classic Bumblebee Camaro.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, but eventually Bay signed a deal with General Motors that saved him $3 million of his budget, which is why Bumblebee turns into a Chevrolet Camaro in the movie.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bayew&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] was originally intended to transform into a fire truck rather than a Search &amp;amp; Rescue Hummer. After being changed into a Hummer, he initially still retained a red and white deco, which later served as the inspiration for Hasbro&#039;s &amp;quot;Rescue Ratchet&amp;quot; redecos of the movie toys.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ratchettour&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.seibertron.com/events/fullsize.php?event_id=70&amp;amp;size=2&amp;amp;image=285 Early designs for Ratchet shown at the BotCon 2007 Hasbro tour.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* After designs of [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] had leaked on the internet, his head design was slightly revised following massive fan complaints.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;murphysunday&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showpost.php?p=764141&amp;amp;postcount=1 Don Murphy confirming that Megatron&#039;s head design was changed due to fan complaints.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* The studio had originally preferred the Transformers not to talk &#039;&#039;at all&#039;&#039; throughout the movie, a notion Hasbro heavily contested.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;tfwtour&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Bumblebee still ended up being mute throughout most of the movie, which, according to Orci and Kurtzman, was inspired by Spielberg&#039;s &#039;&#039;E.T.&#039;&#039; and is supposed to signify that his friendship with Sam transcends words.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;mtv&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Most drafts of the script started the movie with [[Archibald Witwicky]]&#039;s discovery of [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]]. In the actual movie, this scene was moved to a later point, shown as a flashback (actually at two points, split into two parts). [[IDW Publishing|IDW&#039;s]] [[Movie Adaptation Issue Number One|comic adaptation]] of the movie still has this as the opening scene.&lt;br /&gt;
* Also in one of the early drafts, the original reason for Mikaela&#039;s falling out with [[Trent DeMarco|Trent]] was not because he wouldn&#039;t let his &amp;quot;little bunny&amp;quot; drive his car, but because she refused to let him drive after having drunk beer. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anvilicious Anvilicious] much?&lt;br /&gt;
* In an early draft, [[William Lennox|Lennox]] and his crew would have defeated [[Scorponok (Movie)|Scorponok]] with a simple grenade, which would have &amp;quot;dissolved him at a molecular level&amp;quot;. The air strike would have never happened, and Lennox wouldn&#039;t have established contact with the Pentagon until around the time when [[Sam Witwicky|Sam]] and [[Mikaela Banes|Mikaela]] were apprehended by [[Sector Seven]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* In the same draft, Sam had left his grandfather&#039;s glasses at school. The Autobots would have distracted a security guard while Sam and Mikaela would have broken into their school. It would have been there that Sam would have learned about Mikaela&#039;s criminal past, and the scene would have ended with their arrest by Sector Seven.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* In some earlier drafts of the script, [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus Prime]] was supposed to kill [[Barricade (Movie)|Barricade]] too after he had finished off [[Bonecrusher (Movie)|Bonecrusher]]. That scene never made it into the final movie, and Barricade simply disappears with no explanation after Bonecrusher transforms; however, the scene still made it into Alan Dean Foster&#039;s [[Transformers (novel)|novelization]] of the movie and IDW&#039;s [[Movie Adaptation issue 4|comic adaptation]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Also in earlier drafts of the script, [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]] was supposed to kill [[Jazz (Movie)|Jazz]] by consuming his [[Spark]]. Again, this is only explicitly confirmed in the novelization and IDW&#039;s comic adaptation of the movie, but not in the movie itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Errors==&lt;br /&gt;
* Sunset occurs roughly every fifteen minutes. Possibly indicative of time passage, but a little too much to not warrant mention in the actual movie.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) used by the US Air Force to investigate Scorponok&#039;s attack on Captain Lennox is modeled after the [[wikipedia:MQ-9_Reaper|MQ-9 Reaper]], but is identified as the [[wikipedia:MQ-1_Predator|MQ-1 Predator]]. Also, neither of these UAVs use jet engines.&lt;br /&gt;
* After Maggie copies the signal to take to Glen, she hails a black and white cab, but she&#039;s dropped off at Glen&#039;s house by an all-white cab.  (The &amp;quot;cab hailing&amp;quot; footage originally came from a deleted scene near the beginning of the movie when Maggie was late for work.)&lt;br /&gt;
* When Sam&#039;s car breaks down and Mikaela gets out to look at the engine, she leaves the passenger door open. When the car restarts and Sam leaves to close the hood, the passenger side door is now shut. But hey, maybe that was Bumblebee.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mikaela identifies Bumblebee&#039;s engine as having a &amp;quot;high-rise, double-pump carburetor&amp;quot; but the engine shown has no such carburetor. &lt;br /&gt;
* After Bumblebee backs into a corner of the power plant to evade Barricade, there is a close up shot of him spinning his wheels to make his getaway. However, the shot of the wheels spinning is at a different location: the empty warehouse that Bumblebee and Barricade had raced through moments earlier.&lt;br /&gt;
* Possibly an error, or possibly just a confusing shot setup, but when Bumblebee makes his escape, Barricade appears to change positions multiple times as camera angles change.  Bumblebee guns his engines as Barricade is just starting to cross in front of him, but as Bumblebee speeds backwards, Barricade has backtracked well out of the way.&lt;br /&gt;
* After scanning his new Concept Camaro alt-form, Bumblebee&#039;s robot body displays either battle-worn parts or brand new parts at random times for the duration of the film.&lt;br /&gt;
* During the scene where Optimus Prime scans a truck for his new body, the passing truck has what appears to be an Autobot sigil on its grill, but the actual truck that Prime turns into at the end of the scene has a much wider, flatter symbol on the grill, quite possibly a Peterbilt logo.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Simmons replays Sam&#039;s &amp;quot;last words&amp;quot; recorded onto his cell phone, it doesn&#039;t match what he said in the scene where he actually recorded them.&lt;br /&gt;
* When the Autobots arrive to rescue Sam and Mikaela from Agent Simmons, Ironhide is the first Autobot to reach the damaged SUV and the other Sector Seven agents. Behind him, Ratchet is making his way towards the SUV, while Jazz and Bumblebee have their respective weapons drawn. However, in the very next shot, Ratchet&#039;s gun is suddenly in front of Ironhide, who is now making two short steps towards the SUV, while Jazz&#039;s gun has been replaced by his hand (which he uses to pull Sector Seven&#039;s guns away magnetically). In the shot after that, Jazz is just standing around sans Sector Seven guns, while Bumblebee wanders up and draws his gun...again.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Movie2007 Keller OBVIOUSVISUALAID.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Yer days&#039;re numbered now, Decepti-creeps.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* When Banachek shows Keller photographs of the Decepticon that destroyed the [[Mars]] [[Beagle 2 Rover]], and supposedly a photo of Blackout taken by Epps during the attack on SOCCENT Qatar, &amp;quot;Blackout&#039;s photo&amp;quot; is clearly taken during the day, complete with the sun behind the Decepticon as a major light source, whereas the attack on SOCCENT took place in the evening. This was either a continuity error or a ham-handed attempt to make the audience realise the attackers in both photos are one and the same by making the photos look similar.&lt;br /&gt;
** Not to mention that the actual Beagle 2 was a &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;European&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; Space Agency &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;lander&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, not a NASA Rover.&lt;br /&gt;
* During the montage where Bumblebee&#039;s frozen body is being transported inside Hoover Dam via a moving platform whilst the Autobots discuss his fate, in one of the shots the physical Bumblebee prop is missing its distinctive car doors.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Ironhide transforms and performs a somersault to dodge Brawl&#039;s missiles, he is seen rising first, then falling. At that moment, he is already almost at the ground, low enough to touch the ground if he stretched his arms. However on the next scene, he has gone much higher up, high enough to fire both the cannons on his arms then perform a midair somersault.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Lennox arrives as Sam and Mikaela are supposedly strapping Bumblebee with the tow truck&#039;s chains, Bumblebee is not actually there. When the shot changes angles to the other side of the truck, Bumblebee is sitting right beside the truck while Sam directs Mikaela to wrap Bumblebee in the chains. When Lennox tells Sam to evacuate the Cube, subsequent camera angles from this side of the truck are actually where Bumblebee was moments earlier, but he&#039;s not there again (it is unlikely the angle was meant to be from Bumblebee&#039;s perspective). When Sam starts to run off and Mikaela calls him back, Bumblebee is once again clearly not sitting beside the truck. In fact, the space he once occupied has the beige van he crawled out of, earlier in the battle. What makes this all the more bizarre is that the physical Bumblebee prop was actually used for some of the scenes that depict Bumblebee strapped to the tow truck.&lt;br /&gt;
* After Optimus Prime and Megatron land in the city streets after flying through the office tower, Megatron throws the Autobot leader a short distance away, causing him to land on a parked car. After Megatron forms his fusion cannon, Optimus Prime has suddenly moved further down the street and the car he crushed, along with the other abandoned cars, have vanished. Also, in this shot, Optimus&#039; feet don&#039;t make craters or any visible mark on the concrete. Yet, when Optimus is running from the Sector Seven Agents, he&#039;s making huge craters while he is side-stepping cars. (This comes with weighing over four tons and running 40 miles an hour.) Additionally, Optimus stops at the intersection just in front of Megatron to pull out his Ion blaster in this shot, but when it cuts to a shot to the left-front of Optimus, he is only mid-way up the street, and there is a parked yellow cab at the curb which was empty seconds earlier. Funnily enough, this curb was where the crushed car was parked.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Optimus pulls out his Ion blaster, it&#039;s mounted on his back, but it wasn&#039;t there just seconds before in another shot. It also isn&#039;t there at any point after.&lt;br /&gt;
* During the fight towards the end of the film between Megatron and Optimus, it is shown that Optimus is about the same size as Megatron in robot mode. Yet, in vehicle mode, Megatron is a great deal larger then Optimus is. Similarly, Starscream seems to be smaller than Megatron in robot form, leading to the logical conclusion that he is smaller than Optimus as well. Yet in vehicle mode, he is nearly four to five times larger, seeing as an F-22 Raptor is a great deal larger than a Peterbilt 379 tractor cab. And they say they don&#039;t have [[scale]] problems.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;See also: [[Mission City]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* It is said that Megatron crashed about 2000 years ago after EM interference over the North Pole affected his guidance systems.  It is later said that Megatron&#039;s intent is to enslave all of Earth&#039;s technology to rule the planet.  How they know this is one thing (given that Megatron has presumably been offline for the two millenia), but what technology did he hope to enslave during the time of [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_timeline#The_dawn_of_time Christ]?&lt;br /&gt;
*This may not be an error, but Barricade seems to disappear after the highway scene, as he is never shown again in the movie or the [[Revenge of the Fallen (film)|sequel]]. [[Wheelie (ROTF)|Wheelie]] later pulls the same trick in said sequel.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Not actually an error===&lt;br /&gt;
* Sam and Mikaela, as well as Maggie and Glenn arrive at Hoover Dam on the same helicopter despite being from opposite ends of the country. Occasionally cited as an error, it is actually a narrative oversight, as it is likely that Sam and Mikaela were held in custody at a U.S. Air Base while waiting for Maggie and Glen to arrive with Secretary Keller&#039;s party by plane, then they all left for Hoover Dam together on the helicopters.&lt;br /&gt;
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* There are some problems with Simmon&#039;s statement about various techologies being reverse-engineered from Megatron. Cars came about in one shape or form at about the turn of the century, and spaceflight technology was pioneered by German and Soviet scientists. (This is possibly what [[Sector Seven|they]] &#039;&#039;want&#039;&#039; you to think.)&lt;br /&gt;
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* Note that most people mistakenly confuse the date of Megatron&#039;s discovery with the date the Hoover Dam was built.  Based on the various dates given by Banachek, it&#039;s clear that Megatron was &#039;&#039;left in the Arctic&#039;&#039; for many years before being moved to Hoover Dam, making his discovery easily pre-date cars.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.transformersmovie.com/ Transformersmovie.com]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/ &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; at IMDB.com]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.transformersalbum.com/ &#039;&#039;Transformers The Albu&#039;&#039;m]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers_%28film%29 &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; 2007 film on Wikipedia]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.capalert.com/capreports/transformers.htm &#039;&#039;Transformers&#039;&#039; CAPalert.com review]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Pretender? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Would it be accurate to consider that Alice might be a Pretender? Doesn&#039;t seem to transform, just covers herself in a shell.&lt;br /&gt;
: She&#039;s not a Pretender by our definition.  She&#039;s more like Optimus Primal - a robot that transforms into an organic primate.  There&#039;s no shell involved at all.  Mind, the powers that be may say she&#039;s a Pretender anyhow.  Until then, she&#039;s just a Transformer who transforms into a human.  --[[User:ItsWalky|ItsWalky]] 01:39, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::How exactly did she transform? The &amp;quot;skin&amp;quot; just seemed to fold back, revealing the robot beneath, with no actual shape-changing.[[User:KrytenKoro|KrytenKoro]] 09:48, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::: I think that, if anything official calls her a &#039;Pretender&#039;, including semi-official things like interviews with people who would know, we could call her one.  Otherwise, though, it&#039;s just another Sari Sumdac situation.  Her conversion from human to robot was different enough than any prior depiction of pretenders (splitting in half or phasing out, like in the Marvel comic, or disappearing in a burst of light or puff of smoke, like in Masterforce) that we&#039;d be taking too big a leap. --[[User:Jimsorenson|Jimsorenson]] 10:10, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I know it probably doesn&#039;t mean much, but in [http://au.movies.ign.com/articles/944/944836p1.html this interview] Orci says &amp;quot;there is a Pretender&amp;quot;. -[[User:Mazenoise|Mazenoise]] 10:13, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Well, as far as I&#039;m concerned, that&#039;d be enough.  I don&#039;t know if that will be the consensus around here.  --[[User:Jimsorenson|Jimsorenson]] 10:23, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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The film&#039;s producers do seem to intend this to be their take on the pretender concept.&lt;br /&gt;
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For what it&#039;s worth, it looked &#039;&#039;to me&#039;&#039; like she had little &#039;tiles&#039; of flesh all over her body that folded back. -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 10:25, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:I agree that I think that was their intention. But that makes it a little difficult to define a Pretender in the movieverse. Pretenders typically have a shell &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; altmode. All Transformers pretend to be something else. What makes a Camaro different than a human? Is a Pretender simply a Transformer with a biological altmode, or a Transformer with an altmode mimicking any other life-from? - [[User:Starfield|Starfield]] 10:40, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:If i might add, she is alto like a terminator, in that she&#039;s a robot covered in a soft organic &amp;quot;alive&amp;quot; shell to fool humans. The only thing different is that she can &amp;quot;retract&amp;quot; it(somehow, the tip of her tongue does not). would that be worth noting?--[[User:Sunjumper|Sunjumper]] 11:10, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Also, not every Pretender has an alt mode - see the Dinoforce.  --[[User:Jimsorenson|Jimsorenson]] 11:12, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::It&#039;s possible Alice &#039;&#039;has&#039;&#039; an altmode beyond her shell, she just didn&#039;t transform.&lt;br /&gt;
:::I agree that Alice&#039;s &amp;quot;integrated shell&amp;quot; is unique among Pretenders... but they &#039;&#039;called&#039;&#039; her a Pretender in interviews.  (Which we seriously need a cite for.)  I agree she&#039;s a &#039;&#039;different type&#039;&#039; of Pretender... but we&#039;ve had pretenders with pop-open shells, phase-out shells, remote-control shells, disappearing size-reducing shells, animal shells, vehicle shells, combining and transforming shells...  this isn&#039;t really far out of line for that.&lt;br /&gt;
:::It&#039;s &#039;&#039;complicated&#039;&#039; by the original Honda/Alive-in-Wonderland plot, but that genuinely seems to have been cut from the theatrical version-- all traces were excused.  So we&#039;re left with the simple fact-- she can turn into a human-- something &#039;&#039;none&#039;&#039; of the other Transformers are able to mimic, and the producers called her a Pretender in interviews.&lt;br /&gt;
:::She&#039;s a Pretender.  -[[User:Derik|Derik]] 11:25, 26 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Someone who&#039;s got the exact wording needs to add a quote to this article of the &amp;quot;I&#039;ll pretend to be your girlfriend, you pretend to be my boyfriend&amp;quot; line. That&#039;s probably my favorite line from the entire movie, for being such a subtle nod. --[[User:KilMichaelMcC|KilMichaelMcC]] 16:05, 27 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I&#039;d definitely vote for classing her as a Pretender, albeit a Movieverse variation on the concept. After all, the Japanese-verse Masterforce Petenders didn&#039;t really have literal &amp;quot;shells&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;per se&#039;&#039;, right? They just sort of magically changed from human to robot in a weird lightshow, didn&#039;t they?[[Special:Contributions/114.78.235.104|114.78.235.104]] 09:19, 28 June 2009 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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I like the way that anonymous poster thinks. Pretenders aren&#039;t necessarily the exact same thing in each continuity they appear in, so I would go ahead and say Alice is a Movie-style Pretender.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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