Cybertronian Homesick Blues

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{{Comicstory
|series=mtmte|issueno=13
|prev=Before & After
|next=Signal to Noise
|caption=
|image=MTMTE13_cvrA.jpg
|title="Cybertronian Homesick Blues"
|publisher=[[IDW Publishing]]
|published in=[[More than Meets the Eye issue 13|''More than Meets the Eye'' #13]]
|date=[[February 6]], [[2013]]
|coverdate=January 2013
|story by=[[James Roberts]]
|pencils by=[[Guido Guidi]]
|inks by=[[John Wycough]], [[Juan Castro]], [[Guido Guidi]] and [[Marc Deering]]
|colors by=[[Josh Burcham]] (pg. 1-10, 13, 14, 17) and [[Joana Lafuente]] (pg. 11, 12, 15, 16, 18-22)
|letters by=[[Tom B. Long]]
|editor=[[John Barber]]
|continuity=[[IDW Generation 1 continuity|IDW continuity]]
|chronology=[[IDW timeline|Current era (2012)]]
}}

'''Well-kept secrets come out when Swerve takes his friends on shore leave on the pleasure planet Hedonia.'''

==Synopsis==
''[[Blaster (G1)|Blaster]] has repaired the ''[[Lost Light]]''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s long-range subspace network, and [[Swerve (G1)|Swerve]] has bribed him with free drinks to let him send the first transmission back to [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]]. He records a message for his old buddy [[Blurr (G1)|Blurr]], explaining the ship's explosive departure and the progress of the quest, and then begins to tell the story of the events of the previous day...''

A horrible howling sound emerging from [[Tailgate (G1)|Tailgate]] and [[Cyclonus (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Cyclonus]]'s hab-suite catches Swerve's attention on his way to work, but before he can open the door, he is yanked away by [[Drift (G1)|Drift]], who is preparing to storm the room with [[Aquafend]]. They proceed to kick the door in, to discover that the noise was Cyclonus singing a hymn in [[Cybertronian language#IDW Generation 1 continuity|Old Cybertronian]]. Suitably chastened, Drift returns to [[Hot Rod (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Rodimus]]'s office to carry on teaching the captain parrying, and Swerve tags along, asking the ninja-bot to become his new room-mate. Moments later, [[Ultra Magnus (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Ultra Magnus]] comes storming in, wound tighter than ever and rattling off a list of the crew's preposterously minor protocol infractions. Rodimus suggests he relax, and proposes that the crew take some "shore leave" on the nearby planet [[Hedonia]], convincing Swerve to show Magnus the planet's sights.

On the trip down to Hedonia, Swerve and Tailgate chat about the latter's choice in roommates and Cyclonus's past, and Swerve's friendship with Blurr, while Magnus desperately tries to relax. Setting down on the planet, Swerve's "posse" employ new auto-generated, personality-based [[holomatter]] avatars to find a mechanoid-friendly bar; Magnus's choice of a self-designed avatar based on [[Verity Carlo]] leaves them all asking questions. Swerve convinces Magnus to deactivate his fuel intake moderation chip so that he can enjoy drinking, but [[Whirl (G1)|Whirl]] exploits the opportunity to slip him a mickey—weapons-grade [[Nucleon]], which knocks Magnus out completely. Two hours later, the rest of the group are playing the "nemesis game", naming their worst enemies, when Magnus begins to come around and everyone but Swerve immediately flees in fear of repercussions. The sozzled Magnus mopes about his predicament to Swerve, about hating the quest and being hated by everyone and wanting to go back to Cybertron, and almost confesses to enjoying ''music'' when he notices Swerve's [[Autobot]] badge is missing. He dubs the little 'bot a shirker before gulping down another drink and passing out again.

A little later, the others return with trinkets bought from the gift shop; Rung has purchased a new model ship that reminds Skids of the [[Ark (G1)|Ark-1]], prompting Rewind to play some millennia-old footage of the opening ceremony for the ship's launch, in which the crew was named. Suddenly, Cyclonus flies into a rage, flipping over the table and getting into a scuffle with Skids. Tailgate intervenes, urging the others to head back to the shuttle while he calms Cyclonus, and Swerve realises they only have twenty minutes to do so. Whirl quickly flies everyone back to the shuttle, after which they project their holomatters avatars back to the bar in order to transport the still-unconscious Ultra Magnus back via a short-cut through an organics-only area. To do so, he must be in his alternate mode, so they drag him out of the bar and begin jumping up and down on him in order to make him involuntarily transform, and they eventually succeed... except, he's upside down. After managing him to flip him over, the group drives back to the shuttle, happily commenting on what a good time they've had.

And back at the bar, a perfectly calm Cyclonus reveals something to Tailgate: he ''knows'' that he is lying, that he was not on the Ark's crew manifest - there was a [[Tailpipe (G1)|Tail''pipe'']], but no Tail''gate''. Tailgate realises that Cyclonus made a scene to save him from discovery, and sadly confesses that he never worked in ''bomb'' disposal, or the [[Primal Vanguard]]: he was actually a ''waste'' disposal 'bot, and he lied about himself because he was despondent over having never even been looked for after he fell through the [[Mitteous Plateau]] while on the way to rinse out the Ark-1's coolant. Cyclonus points out that he'll be caught out one day, but offers to share his method of easing sadness: he teaches Tailgate a song in Old Cybertronian, and the pair sing together in the empty bar.

''Swerve finishes up his recording, but when Blaster tries to send it to Blurr's personal hailing frequency, it does not go through. Swerve flashes back to the last time he met Blurr, and we learn it was the ''only'' time: he and Blurr were never friends, Swerve was just an over-eager fan who shared one or two sentences about opening a bar with Blurr while getting an autograph, and was fobbed off with a fake hailing frequency. He glumly returns to his bar, and in time, Ultra Magnus arrives, finally recovered from the previous night. He hands Swerve a new Autobot badge, revealing that he remembers everything about the drunken escapade. Swerve cautiously asks him if he'd like to be his new roomate, but Magnus simply chides him for his familiarity, making implicitly clear that nothing has changed between them.''

==Featured characters==
(Characters in ''italic text'' appear only in flashbacks other than the extended one that makes up the main body of the story.) 
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*[[Swerve (G1)|Swerve]] (1)
*''[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]]'' (2)
*''[[Blurr (G1)|Blurr]]'' (3)
*''[[Perceptor (G1)|Perceptor]]'' (4)
*[[Blaster (G1)|Blaster]] (5)
*[[Drift (G1)|Drift]] (6)
*[[Aquafend]] (7)
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*[[Hot Rod (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Rodimus]] (10)
*[[Ultra Magnus (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Ultra Magnus]] (11)
*[[Rewind (G1)|Rewind]] (12)
*[[Rung (G1)|Rung]] (13)
*[[Skids (G1)|Skids]] (14)
*[[Whirl (G1)|Whirl]] (15)
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*[[Tailgate (G1)|Tailgate]] (8)
*[[Cyclonus (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Cyclonus]] (9)
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==Quotes==

"'''MUTINY!''' Everywhere I look I see rules being '''stretched''' and laws being '''broken''' and protocols being '''dragged outside and kicked to death.''' I've made a list: '''one,''' Skids keeps using the maintenance droids for target practice. '''Two,''' [[Waverider]] and [[Sureshot (G1)|Sureshot]] '''insist''' on playing '''hand-grenade''' tag outside my office. '''Three:''' the warning signs that '''[[Dipstick]]'s''' put up in the engine rooms are '''riddled''' with misplaced apostrophes. '''Four:''' [[Sprocket (G1)|Sprocket]] keeps touching his—" 
"'''MAGNUS!'''"
:—'''Ultra Magnus''' and '''Rodimus'''

"Maybe I have been taking things too seriously. Maybe I should try and... and... whatever. There's a word for it." 
"Relax?" 
"That's not even a word. I'd have heard of it."
:—'''Ultra Magnus''' and '''Rodimus'''

"If anyone can cheer [Magnus] up, you can!" 
"You say "cheer him up" like it's something '''other''' than a centuries-long undertaking destined to end in madness and suicide."
:—'''Rodimus''' and '''Swerve'''

'''Rewind:''' "These holomatter avatars are '''brilliant'''—they even come with '''fake I.D.s!''' Say hello to 'Joe Human.' Who are you, Swerve?" 
'''Swerve:''' "'Mr. Person.' I dunno, these pseudonyms are a bit '''weak,''' aren't they?" 
'''Skids:''' "Least you've got a name—mine's '''blank.'''" 
'''Rung:''' "I think the program is struggling with human gender—do I '''look''' like a 'Mary Sue'?"

'''Rewind:''' "'Course, you know who Misfire reminds me of..." 
'''Swerve:''' "Shaddup." 
'''Rewind:''' "'''And''' you're a bad shot!" 
'''Swerve:''' "Not as bad as '''Misfire!'''" 
'''Rung:''' "My head begs to differ."

"I'm a serious person, Swerve! I can't help it! I only have two expressions, and the second one is just an angrier version of the first!"
:—'''Ultra Magnus'''

'''Rewind:''' "'Join me!' says Rodimus. 'Help me search for the Knights of Cybertron! Explore strange new worlds! Seek out new life! Jump up and down on the Duly Appointed Officer of the Tyrest Accord!'" 
'''Swerve:''' "I don't care what happens next: this quest just made the '''top three'''..." 
'''Rung:''' "Do you think this type of thing happens to '''Bumblebee''' and '''Prowl'''?"

==Notes==
[[File:Quests cybertronian homesick blues.jpg|thumb|150px]]
*A whoooooole lot of material had to be cut from this script. One scene was going to have Rodimus bring in the local dignitries to meet the famous Ultra Magnus, to prove the Autobots weren't crude warmongers; since Magnus was blitzed out of his head, Whirl and the gang would be moving his limbs around to make it look like <strike>Great Boo's up</strike> he's 'up'.<ref>[http://theunderbase.libsyn.com/the-underbase-deconstructs-shadowplay "The Underbase Podcast Deconstructs Shadowplay"], 58:50 - 59:30</ref>
*Swerve's top ten list of quests include the "Moonquest" for [[Moonbase One|Luna-1]] he mentioned going on in [[Liars, A to D Part 1: How to Say Goodbye and Mean It|issue #1]]; a "Matrix Quest", referring to the [[Matrix Quest|story arc]] by that name from the [[The Transformers (Marvel comic)|Generation 1 Marvel comic]]; a "Titan Quest", which presumably ''doesn't'' refer to the events of the [[Primus: You, Me, and Other Revelations|2012 annual]], since Swerve didn't go on that mission; and something called a "[[Thumb Quest]]", which he describes as legendarily bad later in the issue (and yet still makes #5 on his top ten!).
*The luckless [[Pipes (G1)|Pipes]] got hit by [[Brainstorm]]'s [[existential gun]] at some point off-panel, another incident he can add to his growing list of unfortunate events.
*Cyclonus sings in Old Cybertronian, the ancient language from several previous Roberts issues, most famously spoken by [[Vos]]. He is also noted to have a Tetrahexian accent; he mourned for the loss of [[Tetrahex]] back in issue #1.
*Swerve is looking for a new room-mate since his previous one, [[Red Alert (G1)|Red Alert]] was put into cold storage in [[Shadowplay (Conclusion): An Intimate Beheading|issue #11]].
*Whirl describes himself as having "no known weaknesses", a term used to describe especially powerful characters in [[Bob Budiansky]]'s original ''[[The Transformers Universe]]'' Generation 1 character profiles.
*Swerve recalls his time on [[Kimia Facility|Kimia]] and Cyclonus's attack on the facility, from the "[[Chaos (IDW)|Chaos]]" storyline.
*The unrealistic nature of holomatter avatar hair is flagged up, originally mentioned in [[How Ratchet Got His Hands Back|issue #5]].
*Swerve plans to visit [[simultronic]] suites while on Hedonia, a form of virtual reality escapism seen in ''[[Spotlight: Blurr]]''.
*A [[Torkuli]] from the [[The Transformers (cartoon)|Generation 1 cartoon]] episode "[[Webworld]]" can be seen outside the bar on page 7.
[[File:CybertronianHomesickBlues-SkidsRung.jpg|thumb|200px]]
*The avatars on Alex Milne's cover all differ somewhat from Guidi's interpretations within the comic, but Rung and Skids's are especially different. On the cover, Rung is an effette, dapper Victorian gentleman, while in the comic, he is an unremarkable, tweed-wearing nebbish; Skids, meanwhile, is essentially James Bond on the cover, but in the comic, is basically the [[Doctor|Eleventh Doctor]], complete with bow-tie.
*Tailgate's avatar makes ''much'' more sense following the revelation from ''[[Remain in Light 5 of 5: This Calamitous Life|This Calamitous Life]]''.
*Magnus chummed around with Verity Carlo during the ''[[The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers|Last Stand of the Wreckers]]'' mini-series. She appears on the cover in her sports-bra-and-hot-pants getup from that mini, while in the comic itself she appears in the clothes she wore back during the "-ations" era. Magnus recalls the nickname she called him in ''Last Stand'', "Uncle Magnus".
*[[Killmaster]] (the one with the wand), mentioned before in issue #5 and ''[[Omega's Conundrum|Spotlight: Orion Pax]]'', is revealed to be Whirl's arch-nemesis, and consequently—not too surprisingly—quite dead.
*What the rest of Swerve's pals get up to after ditching him with Magnus for a while is revealed in the short prose story included in the back of this issue, "[[Signal to Noise]]".
*Skids buys Rodimus a [[Galactic Council]] captain's hat from the gift shop, hearkening back to Rodimus's comments about funny hats in the 2012 annual.
*During the Hedonia escapades, Rung wonders whether Bumblebee and Prowl ever get into similar situations. This is a meta-reference to sister title Robots in Disguise, where those two are lead characters, and a book tonally different enough from MTMTE that such events would be completely out of place there.
*The memorial plaque for the Ark-1 seen in [[Shadowplay, Part 1: Post Hoc|issue #9]] included the name "Tail-", obstructed by shadow. Now we know that was not Tailgate, as we were supposed to think at the time, but another guy called [[Tailpipe (G1)|Tail''pipe'']].
*Tailgate's arm, it is revealed, is supposed to say "Waste Disposal", but he had Ratchet replace the damaged text with "Bomb Disposal" circa [[Liars, A to D Part 2: Hangers On|issue #2]]. In artistic error that was presumably the result of foreknowledge of this twist, the phrase "Waste Disposal" ''did'' actually appear on Tailgate's arm in [[Interiors|issue #6]].
*As many fans correctly theorized, Tailgate's odd behavior in [[Before & After|issue #12]] was indeed him leading Rewind into explaining to him what he should do in order to defuse the bomb correctly.
*The song Cyclonus teaches Tailgate, like [[Vos (DJD)|Vos]]'s dialogue from issue #7, uses the [[Cyberglyphics]] substitution cypher from the [[Transformers (Titan Magazine)|Titan ''Transformers'' comic]] and translates to "I've got my own".
*Since the phrasing is unclear, James Roberts has confirmed on his twitter that the 50 shanix Rodimus got Drift to give to the crew, was from Drift's personal account.

===Real-world references===
*This story is named after the Bob Dylan song, "{{w|Subterranean Homesick Blues}}".
*Rewind's avatar wears a shirt of the Northern Irish band {{w|The Divine Comedy (band)|The Divine Comedy}}. Bespectacled frontman {{w|Neil Hannon}} even appears in silhouette on a patch on his shoulder on the issue's cover.
*The Mobius Circuit is a reference to a {{w|Möbius strip}}.
*Rung is concerned that the avatar program has assigned him the name of "Mary Sue". A "{{w|Mary Sue}}" is a literary term springing from ''Star Trek'' fanfiction to describe a wish-fulfillment character inserted into a story as an avatar of the author themselves, who is [[Drift (G1)|awesome at everything and is loved by everyone]]. However, the reactionary nature of internet fandom has led many to immediately slap this term on ''any'' self-created character an author adds to a previously existing universe—some have accused Rung of being guilty of this crime.
*Skids's ID, meanwhile, is a blank black pocketbook. While on the surface this calls back to his missing memories, it is also evocative of the 'psychic paper' employed by his avatar's inspiration: a blank piece of paper that causes viewers to see whatever form of identification they expect to see.
*Whirl offers Magnus a drink called "[[Mood Whiplash]]", named for the storytelling trope—coined by website [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash TV Tropes]—that sees fiction snap from the heartwarming to the horrifying with distressing speed. This is the second drink named after one of TV Tropes's tropes, following [[Nightmare Fuel]] from issue #11.
*As the Autobots jump on Magnus, Rewind, quoted above, is of course cribbing from the opening sequence of ''[[Star Trek]]''.
*A Vorlon alien from the television series [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babylon_5 Babylon 5] can be seen on the cover underneath holo-Rung's arm.

===Errors===
*Guido Guidi's pencils are credited to "Guido Giudi", though his inks are credited correctly.
*Drift has both his swords on page 2, when page 4 shows us he should be missing one, which he has left with Rodimus during their lesson.
*Ultra Magnus denies that "relax" is a word, claiming that he's never heard of it, despite the fact that he used the word [[How Ratchet Got His Hands Back|in a previous issue]].

===Crew manifest===
*Rung is up and about again after reawakening in issue #11.
*5 deaths, 5 new arrivals (plus 20 or so Faders), and 1 boxed since the launch.

===Soundtrack===

*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lx1-WsQ1eI Now My Heart Is Full]'' by [[Wikipedia:Morrissey|Morrisey]]
*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rLcx8X82ZU Subterranean Homesick Blues]'' by [[Wikipedia:Bob Dylan|Bob Dylan]]
*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXT5h6dTotA The Underdogs]'' by [[Wikipedia:Rialto (band)|Rialto]]
*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGQ114DPvuY The Good Old Days]'' by [[Wikipedia:The Lodger (band)|The Lodger]]
*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u_p0Kksc64 The Man Who Loved Beer]'' by [[Wikipedia:David Byrne|David Byrne]]
*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rL8vUYH8uw Pamplona]'' by [[Wikipedia:Pelle Carlberg|Pelle Carlberg]]
*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bdliedq0SY Lonely Hearts Still Beat the Same]'' by [[Wikipedia:The Research|The Research]]
*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZn-tBOrrM Last Night I Nearly Died]'' by [[Wikipedia:Duke Special|Duke Special]]
*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUoc6Wv72cs It's Not the End of the World?]'' by [[Wikipedia:Super Furry Animals|Super Furry Animals]]
*''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=773fnQDq60I Bar Italia]'' by [[Wikipedia:Pulp (band)|Pulp]]

===References===
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