Editing User:Optimatron

== About My Strange Self ==
I am the last surviving mixed clone of Optimus Prime and Megatron. The plan was to combine cells of Cybertron's two greatest warriors. The plan mostly failed but for one, me. Because of this, I am constantly having flashbacks of events in the life of my two cell donors, for lack of a better term. For instance, did you know that Optimus's name before he became a Prime elect was Vizual Ops? I guess he had a gift involving seeing things no-one else could! Anyway, the only downside to this existence of mine is that I constantly shift between Autobot and Decepticon personalities, which causes some unforseen chaos. As I write this, I am in Autobot mode. But who knows when the change will come, and ... oh no ... it's starting!
Ugh ... <bzzkh> AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ... Ha ha ha ... now that I've cast off that hateful Autobot form, I may fulfill my destiny of destroying the very last traces of Autobots from the universe! Victory will be ... Dogh ... AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! No! I was so close! So close! So ... <bzzkh> Sorry abuot that, another one of those pesky changeovers.