Decepticobranomicon - Revision history

BerylRoll at 16:32, 22 February 2026

2026-02-22T16:32:09Z

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	===''Transformers vs. G.I. Joe''===		===''Transformers vs. G.I. Joe''===
	The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which [[Adam]] and [[Eve]] were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of [[Cobra-La]]. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} [[Doctor Venom]] read some spells from it to turn [[Bumblebee (G1)\|Bumblebee's]] decapitated corpse into a suit of armor, which he could use to control [[Soundwave (G1)\|Soundwave's]] decapitated corpse. {{storylink\|Form Follows Function}} Afterwards, it was read by [[Roadblock (G.I. Joe)\|Roadblock]], who gave it some blunt criticism. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} The [[Cobra Commander]] also didn't really appreciate the new additions to the literature. {{storylink\|Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12}}		The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which [[Adam]] and [[Eve]] were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of [[Cobra-La]]. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} [[Doctor Venom]] read some spells from it to turn [[Bumblebee (G1)\|Bumblebee's]] decapitated corpse into a suit of armor, which he could use to control [[Soundwave (G1)\|Soundwave's]] decapitated corpse. {{storylink\|Form Follows Function}} Afterwards, it was read by [[Roadblock (G.I. Joe)\|Roadblock]], who gave it some blunt criticism. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} The [[Cobra Commander]] also didn't really appreciate the new additions to the literature. {{storylink\|Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12}}

			==Notes==
			*"Decepticobranomicon" is a portmanteau of "Decepticon", "Cobra", and "{{w\|Necronomicon}}".

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Cyberlink420 at 00:42, 11 November 2025

2025-11-11T00:42:09Z

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	[[File:ExpelledFromTheGarden-wackytheology.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The ~~Bible’s~~ gotten a lot weirder since the last time I read through.]]		[[File:ExpelledFromTheGarden-wackytheology.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The Bible's gotten a lot weirder since the last time I read through.]]
	The Decepticobranomicon was an occult text revised from the Cobranomicon by the [[Baroness\|Serpentress]] to solidify the unholy alliance between [[Cobra]] and the [[Decepticon~~\|Decepticons~~]].		The '''Decepticobranomicon''' was an occult text revised from the [[Cobranomicon]] by the [[Baroness\|Serpentress]] to solidify the unholy alliance between [[Cobra]] and the [[Decepticon]]s.

	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
	===''Transformers vs. G.I. Joe''===		===''Transformers vs. G.I. Joe''===
	The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which [[Adam]] and [[Eve]] were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of [[Cobra-La]]. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} [[Doctor Venom]] read some spells from it to turn [[Bumblebee (G1)\|~~Bumblebee’s~~]] decapitated corpse into a suit of armor which he could use to control [[Soundwave (G1)\|~~Soundwave’s~~]] decapitated corpse. {{storylink\|Form Follows Function}} Afterwards, it was read by [[Roadblock (G.I. Joe)\|Roadblock]], who gave it some blunt criticism. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} The [[Cobra Commander]] also ~~didn’t~~ really appreciate the new additions to the literature. {{storylink\|Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12}}		The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which [[Adam]] and [[Eve]] were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of [[Cobra-La]]. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} [[Doctor Venom]] read some spells from it to turn [[Bumblebee (G1)\|Bumblebee's]] decapitated corpse into a suit of armor, which he could use to control [[Soundwave (G1)\|Soundwave's]] decapitated corpse. {{storylink\|Form Follows Function}} Afterwards, it was read by [[Roadblock (G.I. Joe)\|Roadblock]], who gave it some blunt criticism. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} The [[Cobra Commander]] also didn't really appreciate the new additions to the literature. {{storylink\|Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12}}

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Crispydx: Turned Adam and Eve into links, couldn’t get them back into eden

2025-09-21T16:20:35Z

Turned Adam and Eve into links, couldn’t get them back into eden

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	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
	===''Transformers vs. G.I. Joe''===		===''Transformers vs. G.I. Joe''===
	The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which Adam and Eve were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of [[Cobra-La]]. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} [[Doctor Venom]] read some spells from it to turn [[Bumblebee (G1)\|Bumblebee’s]] decapitated corpse into a suit of armor which he could use to control [[Soundwave (G1)\|Soundwave’s]] decapitated corpse. {{storylink\|Form Follows Function}} Afterwards, it was read by [[Roadblock (G.I. Joe)\|Roadblock]], who gave it some blunt criticism. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} The [[Cobra Commander]] also didn’t really appreciate the new additions to the literature. {{storylink\|Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12}}		The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which [[Adam]] and [[Eve]] were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of [[Cobra-La]]. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} [[Doctor Venom]] read some spells from it to turn [[Bumblebee (G1)\|Bumblebee’s]] decapitated corpse into a suit of armor which he could use to control [[Soundwave (G1)\|Soundwave’s]] decapitated corpse. {{storylink\|Form Follows Function}} Afterwards, it was read by [[Roadblock (G.I. Joe)\|Roadblock]], who gave it some blunt criticism. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} The [[Cobra Commander]] also didn’t really appreciate the new additions to the literature. {{storylink\|Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12}}

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Crispydx at 15:48, 21 September 2025

2025-09-21T15:48:42Z

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	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
	===''Transformers vs. G.I. Joe''===		===''Transformers vs. G.I. Joe''===
	The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which Adam and Eve were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of [[Cobra-La]]. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} ~~Later,~~ [[Doctor Venom]] read some spells from it to turn [[Bumblebee (G1)\|Bumblebee’s]] decapitated corpse into a suit of armor which he could use to control [[Soundwave (G1)\|Soundwave’s]] decapitated corpse. {{storylink\|Form Follows Function}} Afterwards, it was read by [[Roadblock (G.I. Joe)\|Roadblock]], who gave it some blunt criticism. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} The [[Cobra Commander]] also didn’t really appreciate the new additions to the literature. {{storylink\|Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12}}		The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which Adam and Eve were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of [[Cobra-La]]. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} [[Doctor Venom]] read some spells from it to turn [[Bumblebee (G1)\|Bumblebee’s]] decapitated corpse into a suit of armor which he could use to control [[Soundwave (G1)\|Soundwave’s]] decapitated corpse. {{storylink\|Form Follows Function}} Afterwards, it was read by [[Roadblock (G.I. Joe)\|Roadblock]], who gave it some blunt criticism. {{storylink\|Expelled from the Garden}} The [[Cobra Commander]] also didn’t really appreciate the new additions to the literature. {{storylink\|Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12}}

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Crispydx: Made the page, added fiction, got a little disturbed by the content

2025-09-21T15:39:23Z

Made the page, added fiction, got a little disturbed by the content

New page

[[File:ExpelledFromTheGarden-wackytheology.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The Bible’s gotten a lot weirder since the last time I read through.]]
The Decepticobranomicon was an occult text revised from the Cobranomicon by the [[Baroness|Serpentress]] to solidify the unholy alliance between [[Cobra]] and the [[Decepticon|Decepticons]].
==Fiction==
===''Transformers vs. G.I. Joe''===
The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which Adam and Eve were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of [[Cobra-La]]. {{storylink|Expelled from the Garden}} Later, [[Doctor Venom]] read some spells from it to turn [[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee’s]] decapitated corpse into a suit of armor which he could use to control [[Soundwave (G1)|Soundwave’s]] decapitated corpse. {{storylink|Form Follows Function}} Afterwards, it was read by [[Roadblock (G.I. Joe)|Roadblock]], who gave it some blunt criticism. {{storylink|Expelled from the Garden}} The [[Cobra Commander]] also didn’t really appreciate the new additions to the literature. {{storylink|Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12}}

[[Category:Books]]
[[Category:Cobra]]
[[Category:Religion]]