Firewall - Revision history

Saix at 18:11, 27 May 2025

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	{{quote\|Look, Duke, forget all about the Serpentor business. In fact, forget about your date with that redhead you met on [[MyPlace.com]]. Sorry, like I said... I'm a hacker.\|Firewall is a most serious-minded individual\|"[[Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2]]"}}		{{quote\|Look, Duke, forget all about the Serpentor business. In fact, forget about your date with that redhead you met on [[MyPlace.com]]. Sorry, like I said... I'm a hacker.\|Firewall is a most serious-minded individual\|"[[Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2]]"}}

	~~{{TOC}}~~
	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
	===''G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers''===		===''G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers''===
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	Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 3\|The Art of War #3}} The second wave she helped send in was considerably better armed than the first. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}		Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 3\|The Art of War #3}} The second wave she helped send in was considerably better armed than the first. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}

			After [[Hawk (G.I. Joe)\|Hawk]] resigned from G.I. Joe in the wake of the Serpent O.R. debacle, Firewall joined him to aid the Autobots in reclaiming rogue Cybertronian technology from human hands. She spent her spare time chatting with Prowl and watching sports and reality TV with [[Eject (G1)\|Eject]] in the Autobots' undersea space craft, the ''[[Arc II]]''. When the [[Pretender Monster]]s broke into the ship and attacked, Eject managed to get her to safety (and without giving her the bends, no mean feet from hundreds of feet below the ocean). [[Cosmos (G1)\|Cosmos]] picked her up; together they headed for Tibet to help Optimus Prime and Hawk. En route, she hacked into G.I. Joe communications and pleaded with [[Duke (G.I. Joe)\|Duke]] to send the Joes to help out Hawk. {{storylink\|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}}

	[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]		[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]
	After [[Hawk (G.I. Joe)\|Hawk]] resigned from G.I. Joe in the wake of the Serpent O.R. debacle, Firewall joined him to aid the Autobots in reclaiming rogue Cybertronian technology from human hands. She spent her spare time chatting with Prowl and watching sports and reality TV with [[Eject (G1)\|Eject]] in the Autobots' undersea space craft, the ''[[Arc II]]''. When the [[Pretender Monster]]s broke into the ship and attacked, Eject managed to get her to safety (and without giving her the bends, no mean feet from hundreds of feet below the ocean). [[Cosmos (G1)\|Cosmos]] picked her up; together they headed for Tibet to help Optimus Prime and Hawk. En route, she hacked into G.I. Joe communications and pleaded with [[Duke (G.I. Joe)\|Duke]] to send the Joes to help out Hawk. {{storylink\|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}}

	Landing in Tibet, Cosmos and Firewall started looking for their friends, but Firewall was promptly dragged beneath the snow and captured by the [[Yeti]]. She was dressed up in a rather revealing costume and chained to a wall; Dr. Mindbender arrived and informed her that she was to be sacrificed in honor of Unicron.		Landing in Tibet, Cosmos and Firewall started looking for their friends, but Firewall was promptly dragged beneath the snow and captured by the [[Yeti]]. She was dressed up in a rather revealing costume and chained to a wall; Dr. Mindbender arrived and informed her that she was to be sacrificed in honor of Unicron.

Saix at 03:01, 27 July 2024

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	After Unicron's defeat, Firewall was relieved to learn that Prowl and the others would recover from the Pretender Monsters' attack; she invited Optimus Prime to join her and Eject to watch some bad TV. The weary Autobot leader decided he'd like that. {{storylink\|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}}		After Unicron's defeat, Firewall was relieved to learn that Prowl and the others would recover from the Pretender Monsters' attack; she invited Optimus Prime to join her and Eject to watch some bad TV. The weary Autobot leader decided he'd like that. {{storylink\|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}}
	~~{{--}}~~

	~~==External links==~~
	*{{i\|Firewall}} at the IDW Hasbro Wiki

	[[Category:Comic-only humans]]		[[Category:Comic-only humans]]
	[[Category:Generation 1 humans]]		[[Category:Generation 1 humans]]
	[[Category:G.I. Joe members]]		[[Category:G.I. Joe members]]

Saix at 01:08, 18 January 2024

2024-01-18T01:08:08Z

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	{{quote\|Look, Duke, forget all about the Serpentor business. In fact, forget about your date with that redhead you met on [[MyPlace.com]]. Sorry, like I said... I'm a hacker.\|Firewall is a most serious-minded individual\|"[[Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2]]"}}		{{quote\|Look, Duke, forget all about the Serpentor business. In fact, forget about your date with that redhead you met on [[MyPlace.com]]. Sorry, like I said... I'm a hacker.\|Firewall is a most serious-minded individual\|"[[Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2]]"}}

			{{TOC}}
	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
	===''G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers''===		===''G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers''===
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	==External links==		==External links==
	*[http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=140&Itemid=53 Firewall character bio on MyuselessKnowledge.com]
	*{{i\|Firewall}} at the IDW Hasbro Wiki		*{{i\|Firewall}} at the IDW Hasbro Wiki

	[[Category:Comic-only humans]]		[[Category:Comic-only humans]]
	[[Category:Generation 1 humans]]		[[Category:Generation 1 humans]]
	[[Category:G.I. Joe]]		[[Category:G.I. Joe members]]

Tindalos at 02:32, 30 April 2021

2021-04-30T02:32:29Z

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	[[File:Firewall-kingtut.jpg\|upright=1.1\|thumb\|Wham, BLAM, thank you ma'am.]]		[[File:Firewall-kingtut.jpg\|upright=1.1\|thumb\|Wham, BLAM, thank you ma'am.]]
	'''Firewall''' is '''Michelle LaChance''', a member of the [[G.I. Joe (team)\|G.I. Joe]] team working for [[Mainframe (G.I. Joe)\|Mainframe]]. ~~She's a hot~~ hacker ~~chick with fetish-pigtails and no discernible military skills~~, ~~requiring~~ her to ~~be rescued frequently. She can often be found tied up and half naked~~.		'''Firewall''' is '''Michelle LaChance''', a member of the [[G.I. Joe (team)\|G.I. Joe]] team working for [[Mainframe (G.I. Joe)\|Mainframe]]. A young and impulsive hacker, she prefers putting her technical skills to work behind the scenes, rather than getting involved in combat.

	When she's not hacking into her superior officer's online personals accounts, she likes watching bad [[television]].		When she's not hacking into her superior officer's online personals accounts, she likes watching bad [[television]].
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	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
	===''G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers''===		===''G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers''===
	[[File:Firewall mug.jpg\|left\|upright=0.85\|thumb~~\|Sadly, she was too old for Kiss Players.~~]]		[[File:Firewall mug.jpg\|left\|upright=0.85\|thumb]]
	Firewall was among the Joe team members temporarily stationed at [[Area 52 (G1)\|Area 52]] in the New Mexico desert, when an Autobot contingent arrived for an inspection visit. Mainframe yelled at her for having a coffee mug on her desk. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 1\|The Art of War #1}}		Firewall was among the Joe team members temporarily stationed at [[Area 52 (G1)\|Area 52]] in the New Mexico desert, when an Autobot contingent arrived for an inspection visit. Mainframe yelled at her for having a coffee mug on her desk. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 1\|The Art of War #1}}

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	After [[Hawk (G.I. Joe)\|Hawk]] resigned from G.I. Joe in the wake of the Serpent O.R. debacle, Firewall joined him to aid the Autobots in reclaiming rogue Cybertronian technology from human hands. She spent her spare time chatting with Prowl and watching sports and reality TV with [[Eject (G1)\|Eject]] in the Autobots' undersea space craft, the ''[[Arc II]]''. When the [[Pretender Monster]]s broke into the ship and attacked, Eject managed to get her to safety (and without giving her the bends, no mean feet from hundreds of feet below the ocean). [[Cosmos (G1)\|Cosmos]] picked her up; together they headed for Tibet to help Optimus Prime and Hawk. En route, she hacked into G.I. Joe communications and pleaded with [[Duke (G.I. Joe)\|Duke]] to send the Joes to help out Hawk. {{storylink\|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}}		After [[Hawk (G.I. Joe)\|Hawk]] resigned from G.I. Joe in the wake of the Serpent O.R. debacle, Firewall joined him to aid the Autobots in reclaiming rogue Cybertronian technology from human hands. She spent her spare time chatting with Prowl and watching sports and reality TV with [[Eject (G1)\|Eject]] in the Autobots' undersea space craft, the ''[[Arc II]]''. When the [[Pretender Monster]]s broke into the ship and attacked, Eject managed to get her to safety (and without giving her the bends, no mean feet from hundreds of feet below the ocean). [[Cosmos (G1)\|Cosmos]] picked her up; together they headed for Tibet to help Optimus Prime and Hawk. En route, she hacked into G.I. Joe communications and pleaded with [[Duke (G.I. Joe)\|Duke]] to send the Joes to help out Hawk. {{storylink\|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}}

	~~[[File:Firewall-awyeah.jpg\|left\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|Don't try to pretend you didn't love this. It just makes you a liar and a lecher.]]~~
	Landing in Tibet, Cosmos and Firewall started looking for their friends, but Firewall was promptly dragged beneath the snow and captured by the [[Yeti]]. She was dressed up in a rather revealing costume and chained to a wall; Dr. Mindbender arrived and informed her that she was to be sacrificed in honor of Unicron.		Landing in Tibet, Cosmos and Firewall started looking for their friends, but Firewall was promptly dragged beneath the snow and captured by the [[Yeti]]. She was dressed up in a rather revealing costume and chained to a wall; Dr. Mindbender arrived and informed her that she was to be sacrificed in honor of Unicron.

Saix at 02:27, 30 April 2021

2021-04-30T02:27:47Z

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	When she's not hacking into her superior officer's online personals accounts, she likes watching bad [[television]].		When she's not hacking into her superior officer's online personals accounts, she likes watching bad [[television]].

	{{quote\|Look, Duke, forget all about the Serpentor business. In fact, forget about your date with that redhead you met on MyPlace.com. Sorry, like I said... I'm a hacker.\|Firewall is a most serious-minded individual}}		{{quote\|Look, Duke, forget all about the Serpentor business. In fact, forget about your date with that redhead you met on [[MyPlace.com]]. Sorry, like I said... I'm a hacker.\|Firewall is a most serious-minded individual\|"[[Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2]]"}}

	==Fiction==		==Fiction==

S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent 47 at 01:46, 3 May 2017

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	==External links==		==External links==
	*[http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=140&Itemid=53 Firewall character bio on MyuselessKnowledge.com]		*[http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=140&Itemid=53 Firewall character bio on MyuselessKnowledge.com]
			*{{i\|Firewall}} at the IDW Hasbro Wiki

	[[Category:Comic-only humans]]		[[Category:Comic-only humans]]
	[[Category:Generation 1 humans]]		[[Category:Generation 1 humans]]
	[[Category:G.I. Joe]]		[[Category:G.I. Joe]]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent 47 at 14:12, 13 April 2016

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	{{factions\|gijoe}}		{{factions\|gijoe}}
	:''Firewall is a [[human]] from the [[Generation 1 continuity family]].''		:''Firewall is a [[human]] from the [[Generation 1 continuity family]].''

	[[File:Firewall-kingtut.jpg\|upright=1.1\|thumb\|Wham, BLAM, thank you ma'am.]]		[[File:Firewall-kingtut.jpg\|upright=1.1\|thumb\|Wham, BLAM, thank you ma'am.]]
	'''Firewall''' is Michelle LaChance, a member of the [[G.I. Joe (team)\|G.I. Joe]] team working for [[Mainframe (G.I. Joe)\|Mainframe]]. She's a hot hacker chick with fetish-pigtails and no discernible military skills, requiring her to be rescued frequently. She can often be found tied up and half naked.		'''Firewall''' is '''Michelle LaChance''', a member of the [[G.I. Joe (team)\|G.I. Joe]] team working for [[Mainframe (G.I. Joe)\|Mainframe]]. She's a hot hacker chick with fetish-pigtails and no discernible military skills, requiring her to be rescued frequently. She can often be found tied up and half naked.

	When she's not hacking into her superior officer's online personals accounts, she likes watching bad [[television]].		When she's not hacking into her superior officer's online personals accounts, she likes watching bad [[television]].

Ascendron: /* G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers */

2016-02-11T03:26:48Z

G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers

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	When Cobra attacked and set the [[Serpentor\|Serpent O.R.]] bio-android loose, the android attacked the research lab, seeking the means to travel to Cybertron. Firewall blasted the android ''right in the face'', but to her chagrin did no damage. Serpent O.R. spared her only because of her youth. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 2\|The Art of War #2}}		When Cobra attacked and set the [[Serpentor\|Serpent O.R.]] bio-android loose, the android attacked the research lab, seeking the means to travel to Cybertron. Firewall blasted the android ''right in the face'', but to her chagrin did no damage. Serpent O.R. spared her only because of her youth. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 2\|The Art of War #2}}

	Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 3\|The Art of War #3}} {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}		Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 3\|The Art of War #3}} The second wave she helped send in was considerably better armed than the first. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}

	[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]		[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]

Saix at 18:33, 23 November 2015

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	{{factions\|gijoe}}		{{factions\|gijoe}}
	:''Firewall is a [[human]] from ~~the [[G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers continuity\|''G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers'' portion]] of~~ the [[Generation 1 continuity family]].''		:''Firewall is a [[human]] from the [[Generation 1 continuity family]].''
	[[File:Firewall-kingtut.jpg\|upright=1.1\|thumb\|Wham, BLAM, thank you ma'am.]]		[[File:Firewall-kingtut.jpg\|upright=1.1\|thumb\|Wham, BLAM, thank you ma'am.]]
	'''Firewall''' is Michelle LaChance, a member of the [[G.I. Joe (team)\|G.I. Joe]] team working for [[Mainframe (G.I. Joe)\|Mainframe]]. She's a hot hacker chick with fetish-pigtails and no discernible military skills, requiring her to be rescued frequently. She can often be found tied up and half naked.		'''Firewall''' is Michelle LaChance, a member of the [[G.I. Joe (team)\|G.I. Joe]] team working for [[Mainframe (G.I. Joe)\|Mainframe]]. She's a hot hacker chick with fetish-pigtails and no discernible military skills, requiring her to be rescued frequently. She can often be found tied up and half naked.
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	After Unicron's defeat, Firewall was relieved to learn that Prowl and the others would recover from the Pretender Monsters' attack; she invited Optimus Prime to join her and Eject to watch some bad TV. The weary Autobot leader decided he'd like that. {{storylink\|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}}		After Unicron's defeat, Firewall was relieved to learn that Prowl and the others would recover from the Pretender Monsters' attack; she invited Optimus Prime to join her and Eject to watch some bad TV. The weary Autobot leader decided he'd like that. {{storylink\|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}}
	{{-}}		{{--}}

	==External links==		==External links==

Ascendron: /* G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers */

2015-02-14T20:28:18Z

G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers

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	When Cobra attacked and set the [[Serpentor\|Serpent O.R.]] bio-android loose, the android attacked the research lab, seeking the means to travel to Cybertron. Firewall blasted the android ''right in the face'', but to her chagrin did no damage. Serpent O.R. spared her only because of her youth. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 2\|The Art of War #2}}		When Cobra attacked and set the [[Serpentor\|Serpent O.R.]] bio-android loose, the android attacked the research lab, seeking the means to travel to Cybertron. Firewall blasted the android ''right in the face'', but to her chagrin did no damage. Serpent O.R. spared her only because of her youth. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 2\|The Art of War #2}}

	Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}		Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 3\|The Art of War #3}} {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}

	[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]		[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]

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	When Cobra attacked and set the [[Serpentor\|Serpent O.R.]] bio-android loose, the android attacked the research lab, seeking the means to travel to Cybertron. Firewall blasted the android ''right in the face'', but to her chagrin did no damage. Serpent O.R. spared her only because of her youth. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 2\|The Art of War #2}}		When Cobra attacked and set the [[Serpentor\|Serpent O.R.]] bio-android loose, the android attacked the research lab, seeking the means to travel to Cybertron. Firewall blasted the android ''right in the face'', but to her chagrin did no damage. Serpent O.R. spared her only because of her youth. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 2\|The Art of War #2}}

	Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 3\|The Art of War #3}} {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}		Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 3\|The Art of War #3}} The second wave she helped send in was considerably better armed than the first. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}

	[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]		[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]

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	When Cobra attacked and set the [[Serpentor\|Serpent O.R.]] bio-android loose, the android attacked the research lab, seeking the means to travel to Cybertron. Firewall blasted the android ''right in the face'', but to her chagrin did no damage. Serpent O.R. spared her only because of her youth. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 2\|The Art of War #2}}		When Cobra attacked and set the [[Serpentor\|Serpent O.R.]] bio-android loose, the android attacked the research lab, seeking the means to travel to Cybertron. Firewall blasted the android ''right in the face'', but to her chagrin did no damage. Serpent O.R. spared her only because of her youth. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 2\|The Art of War #2}}

	Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}		Later, she helped Mainframe prepare a warp gate to send a heavy team of G.I. Joes to Cybertron, to back up the Autobot resistance there. {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 3\|The Art of War #3}} {{storylink\|The Art of War issue 4\|The Art of War #4}}

	[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]		[[File:Eject-blackhorizon.jpg\|upright=0.85\|thumb\|INTENSE!]]