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Saix: clean up, replaced: [[Legion| → [[Legion (KP)|, typos fixed: a online → an online

2022-12-21T23:23:38Z

clean up, replaced: [[Legion| → [[Legion (KP)|, typos fixed: a online → an online

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	The '''Internet''' is one of the greatest technological innovations of the [[human]] race. Whether that is a good thing or not is a matter of personal opinion. The good things humans do with the internet is help research for information, earn money, yadayada. There are also many other things humans do with the internet, and many, many, of them are [[Main Page\|quite stupid and are a waste of time.]]		The '''Internet''' is one of the greatest technological innovations of the [[human]] race. Whether that is a good thing or not is a matter of personal opinion. The good things humans do with the internet is help research for information, earn money, yadayada. There are also many other things humans do with the internet, and many, many, of them are [[Main Page\|quite stupid and are a waste of time.]]

	Just be careful what you put on it, as you may get ~~attacked~~ by ~~a [[Legion\|child molester]]...or~~ [[Barricade (Movie)\|~~the ultimate bad cop~~]].		Just be careful what you put on it, as you may get tracked down by [[Barricade (Movie)\|unsavory people]].
	{{quote\|There are some suspicious people on the ~~internet~~!\|[[Scattorshot (Cybertron)\|Scattorshot]]\|"[[Retreat]]"}}
			{{quote\|There are some suspicious people on the Internet!\|[[Scattorshot (Cybertron)\|Scattorshot]]\|"[[Retreat]]"}}

	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
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	====''Transformers'' film====		====''Transformers'' film====
	[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px]]		[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px]]
	As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].		As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on an online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].

	Later, when Sam met the [[Autobot]]s, [[Jazz (Movie)\|Jazz]] greeted Sam and [[Mikaela Banes]] as "little bitches". When Sam asked how Jazz could talk like that, [[Optimus Prime (Movie)\|Optimus Prime]] explained that they had learned [[Human]] languages through the World Wide Web. {{storylink\|Transformers (film)\|Transformers}}		Later, when Sam met the [[Autobot]]s, [[Jazz (Movie)\|Jazz]] greeted Sam and [[Mikaela Banes]] as "little bitches". When Sam asked how Jazz could talk like that, [[Optimus Prime (Movie)\|Optimus Prime]] explained that they had learned [[Human]] languages through the World Wide Web. {{storylink\|Transformers (film)\|Transformers}}
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	====''Prime'' cartoon====		====''Prime'' cartoon====
	[[File:Crisscross Jack's profile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|"Shoot, he has more followers than me!"]]		[[File:Crisscross Jack's profile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|"Shoot, he has more followers than me!"]]
	[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross (episode)\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and the [[~~Tap-dancing monkey\|~~tap-dancing monkey]]. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}		[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross (episode)\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and the [[tap-dancing monkey]]. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}

	After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, which made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}		After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, which made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}

Prime Radiant: /* Prime cartoon */

2022-07-24T22:24:52Z

Prime cartoon

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	[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross (episode)\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and the [[Tap-dancing monkey\|tap-dancing monkey]]. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}		[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross (episode)\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and the [[Tap-dancing monkey\|tap-dancing monkey]]. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}

	After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, ~~witch~~ made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}		After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, which made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}

	====''Rescue Bots'' cartoon====		====''Rescue Bots'' cartoon====

Spin-Out at 11:33, 17 May 2022

2022-05-17T11:33:34Z

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	====''Prime'' cartoon====		====''Prime'' cartoon====
	[[File:Crisscross Jack's profile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|"Shoot, he has more followers than me!"]]		[[File:Crisscross Jack's profile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|"Shoot, he has more followers than me!"]]
	[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross (episode)\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and tap-dancing ~~monkeys~~. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}		[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross (episode)\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and the [[Tap-dancing monkey\|tap-dancing monkey]]. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}

	After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, witch made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}		After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, witch made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}

Grievous Prime at 11:28, 1 September 2021

2021-09-01T11:28:18Z

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	The '''Internet''' is one of the greatest technological innovations of the [[human]] race. Whether that is a good thing or not is a matter of personal opinion. The good things humans do with the internet is help research for information, earn money, yadayada. There are also many other things humans do with the internet, and many, many, of them are [[Main Page\|quite stupid and are a waste of time.]]		The '''Internet''' is one of the greatest technological innovations of the [[human]] race. Whether that is a good thing or not is a matter of personal opinion. The good things humans do with the internet is help research for information, earn money, yadayada. There are also many other things humans do with the internet, and many, many, of them are [[Main Page\|quite stupid and are a waste of time.]]

	Just be careful what you put on it, as you may get attacked by a [[~~Transformers: Kiss Players (franchise)~~\|child molester]]...or [[Barricade (Movie)\|the ultimate bad cop]].		Just be careful what you put on it, as you may get attacked by a [[Legion\|child molester]]...or [[Barricade (Movie)\|the ultimate bad cop]].
	{{quote\|There are some suspicious people on the internet!\|[[Scattorshot (Cybertron)\|Scattorshot]]\|"[[Retreat]]"}}		{{quote\|There are some suspicious people on the internet!\|[[Scattorshot (Cybertron)\|Scattorshot]]\|"[[Retreat]]"}}

Saix: clean up, removed: from the, typos fixed: world wide web → World Wide Web

2020-12-28T20:20:53Z

clean up, removed: from the, typos fixed: world wide web → World Wide Web

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	As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].		As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].

	Later, when Sam met the [[Autobot]]s, [[Jazz (Movie)\|Jazz]] greeted Sam and [[Mikaela Banes]] as "little bitches". When Sam asked how Jazz could talk like that, [[Optimus Prime (Movie)\|Optimus Prime]] explained that they had learned [[Human]] languages through the ~~world wide web~~. {{storylink\|Transformers (film)\|Transformers}}		Later, when Sam met the [[Autobot]]s, [[Jazz (Movie)\|Jazz]] greeted Sam and [[Mikaela Banes]] as "little bitches". When Sam asked how Jazz could talk like that, [[Optimus Prime (Movie)\|Optimus Prime]] explained that they had learned [[Human]] languages through the World Wide Web. {{storylink\|Transformers (film)\|Transformers}}

	====''Revenge of the Fallen'' film====		====''Revenge of the Fallen'' film====

Cyberlink420 at 02:14, 18 May 2020

2020-05-18T02:14:27Z

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	====''Prime'' cartoon====		====''Prime'' cartoon====
	[[File:Crisscross Jack's profile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|"Shoot, he has more followers than me!"]]		[[File:Crisscross Jack's profile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|"Shoot, he has more followers than me!"]]
	[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and tap-dancing monkeys. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}		[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross (episode)\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and tap-dancing monkeys. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}

	After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, witch made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}		After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, witch made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}

Cyberlink420 at 00:24, 22 March 2020

2020-03-22T00:24:41Z

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	====''Transformers'' film====		====''Transformers'' film====
	[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\| ~~everyone on picture day~~		[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px]]
	]]
	As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].		As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].

Turtleboy46: /* Transformers film */

2020-03-22T00:24:26Z

Transformers film

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	====''Transformers'' film====		====''Transformers'' film====
	[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\|~~250pxeveryone~~ on picture day		[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\| everyone on picture day
	]]		]]
	As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].		As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].

Turtleboy46: /* Transformers film */

2020-03-22T00:24:01Z

Transformers film

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	====''Transformers'' film====		====''Transformers'' film====
	[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\|~~250px~~]]		[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250pxeveryone on picture day
			]]
	As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].		As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].

Cyberlink420: Undo revision 1399100 by Turtleboy46 (talk)

2020-03-22T00:23:23Z

Undo revision 1399100 by Turtleboy46 (talk)

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	====''Transformers'' film====		====''Transformers'' film====
	[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|~~thumbl everyone on picture day~~]]		[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px]]
	As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].		As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].

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	The '''Internet''' is one of the greatest technological innovations of the [[human]] race. Whether that is a good thing or not is a matter of personal opinion. The good things humans do with the internet is help research for information, earn money, yadayada. There are also many other things humans do with the internet, and many, many, of them are [[Main Page\|quite stupid and are a waste of time.]]		The '''Internet''' is one of the greatest technological innovations of the [[human]] race. Whether that is a good thing or not is a matter of personal opinion. The good things humans do with the internet is help research for information, earn money, yadayada. There are also many other things humans do with the internet, and many, many, of them are [[Main Page\|quite stupid and are a waste of time.]]

	Just be careful what you put on it, as you may get ~~attacked~~ by ~~a [[Legion\|child molester]]...or~~ [[Barricade (Movie)\|~~the ultimate bad cop~~]].		Just be careful what you put on it, as you may get tracked down by [[Barricade (Movie)\|unsavory people]].
	{{quote\|There are some suspicious people on the ~~internet~~!\|[[Scattorshot (Cybertron)\|Scattorshot]]\|"[[Retreat]]"}}
			{{quote\|There are some suspicious people on the Internet!\|[[Scattorshot (Cybertron)\|Scattorshot]]\|"[[Retreat]]"}}

	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
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	====''Transformers'' film====		====''Transformers'' film====
	[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px]]		[[File:Movie Sam's eBay profile.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px]]
	As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on a online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].		As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, [[Sam Witwicky\|Samuel James Witwicky]] tried to sell his ancestor [[Archibald Witwicky]]'s expedition equipment on an online auction on [[eBay]], including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his [[glasses]]. The [[Decepticon]]s [[Barricade (Movie)\|Barricade]] and [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] later tracked down Sam through his [[eBay]] page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the [[AllSpark]].

	Later, when Sam met the [[Autobot]]s, [[Jazz (Movie)\|Jazz]] greeted Sam and [[Mikaela Banes]] as "little bitches". When Sam asked how Jazz could talk like that, [[Optimus Prime (Movie)\|Optimus Prime]] explained that they had learned [[Human]] languages through the World Wide Web. {{storylink\|Transformers (film)\|Transformers}}		Later, when Sam met the [[Autobot]]s, [[Jazz (Movie)\|Jazz]] greeted Sam and [[Mikaela Banes]] as "little bitches". When Sam asked how Jazz could talk like that, [[Optimus Prime (Movie)\|Optimus Prime]] explained that they had learned [[Human]] languages through the World Wide Web. {{storylink\|Transformers (film)\|Transformers}}
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	====''Prime'' cartoon====		====''Prime'' cartoon====
	[[File:Crisscross Jack's profile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|"Shoot, he has more followers than me!"]]		[[File:Crisscross Jack's profile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|"Shoot, he has more followers than me!"]]
	[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross (episode)\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and the [[~~Tap-dancing monkey\|~~tap-dancing monkey]]. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}		[[Silas]] and [[Airachnid (Prime)\|Airachnid]] used a social networking site to track down [[Jack Darby]]. {{storylink\|Crisscross (episode)\|Crisscross}} [[Raf Esquivel]] routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly [[Bumblebee (WFC)\|Bumblebee]]) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats {{storylink\|One Shall Fall}} and the [[tap-dancing monkey]]. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of [[Red Energon]]. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, [[Starscream (WFC)\|Starscream]] had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he ''did'' find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. {{storylink\|New Recruit}}

	After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, which made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}		After the Autobot base was destroyed and the Autobots went into hiding, Raf managed to find a picture of [[Ratchet (WFC)\|Ratchet]] online. Starscream found the same picture, but before he could draw it to [[Megatron (WFC)\|Megatron]]'s attention, Raf replaced it with a dancing monkey, which made [[Knock Out (Prime)\|Knock Out]] chuckle. {{storylink\|Scattered}}

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	The '''Internet''' is one of the greatest technological innovations of the [[human]] race. Whether that is a good thing or not is a matter of personal opinion. The good things humans do with the internet is help research for information, earn money, yadayada. There are also many other things humans do with the internet, and many, many, of them are [[Main Page\|quite stupid and are a waste of time.]]		The '''Internet''' is one of the greatest technological innovations of the [[human]] race. Whether that is a good thing or not is a matter of personal opinion. The good things humans do with the internet is help research for information, earn money, yadayada. There are also many other things humans do with the internet, and many, many, of them are [[Main Page\|quite stupid and are a waste of time.]]

	Just be careful what you put on it, as you may get attacked by a [[~~Transformers: Kiss Players (franchise)~~\|child molester]]...or [[Barricade (Movie)\|the ultimate bad cop]].		Just be careful what you put on it, as you may get attacked by a [[Legion\|child molester]]...or [[Barricade (Movie)\|the ultimate bad cop]].
	{{quote\|There are some suspicious people on the internet!\|[[Scattorshot (Cybertron)\|Scattorshot]]\|"[[Retreat]]"}}		{{quote\|There are some suspicious people on the internet!\|[[Scattorshot (Cybertron)\|Scattorshot]]\|"[[Retreat]]"}}