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BerylRoll at 19:36, 11 January 2026

2026-01-11T19:36:58Z

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	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
	===''Beast Wars II'' cartoon===		===''Beast Wars II'' cartoon===
	While fleeing from one of the [[Predacon (BW)\|Predacon]] [[BB]]'s [[bacteria bomb]] missiles, the [[Jointron]] [[Gimlet]] cried out "Muchas, Jesus, mucho!" {{storylink\|A Fearsome Combination Plan?}}		While fleeing from one of the [[Predacon (BW)\|Predacon]] [[BB (BW)\|BB]]'s [[bacteria bomb]] missiles, the [[Jointron]] [[Gimlet]] cried out "Muchas, Jesus, mucho!" {{storylink\|A Fearsome Combination Plan?}}

	===Live-action film series===		===Live-action film series===

M Sipher: Reverted edits by Kurisu (talk) to last revision by M Sipher

2024-01-13T07:14:31Z

Reverted edits by Kurisu (talk) to last revision by M Sipher

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	[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]		[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]

	'''Jesus''' is a ~~divine entity~~, but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.		'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.

	==Fiction==		==Fiction==
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Kurisu at 07:13, 13 January 2024

2024-01-13T07:13:04Z

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	{{Disambig2\|the ~~person~~ sworn to by many humans\|the Mexican colorist\|Jesus Aburtov}}		{{Disambig2\|the being sworn to by many humans\|the Mexican colorist\|Jesus Aburtov}}
	[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]		[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]

	'''Jesus''' is ~~presumably~~ a ~~[[human]]~~, but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.		'''Jesus''' is a divine entity, but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.

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M Sipher: Reverted edits by Kurisu (talk) to last revision by Locoman

2024-01-13T07:07:47Z

Reverted edits by Kurisu (talk) to last revision by Locoman

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	{{Disambig2\|the ~~being~~ sworn to by many humans\|the Mexican colorist\|Jesus Aburtov}}		{{Disambig2\|the person sworn to by many humans\|the Mexican colorist\|Jesus Aburtov}}
	[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]		[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]

	'''Jesus''' is a ~~divine entity~~, but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.		'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.

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Kurisu: Calling Christ a human is incorrect, even Jesus was a projection within the physical world

2024-01-13T07:06:03Z

Calling Christ a human is incorrect, even Jesus was a projection within the physical world

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	[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]		[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]

	'''Jesus''' is ~~presumably~~ a ~~[[human]]~~, but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.		'''Jesus''' is a divine entity, but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.

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Locoman at 01:45, 28 February 2023

2023-02-28T01:45:43Z

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	[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]		[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]

	'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about ~~them~~, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.		'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.

	==Fiction==		==Fiction==

Usfmm at 19:10, 29 October 2022

2022-10-29T19:10:11Z

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	Sam Witwicky's dad had promised him that if he kept his grades up, he would give him a car at the end of the school year. But on the verge of summer, Sam's grades were perilously low, and his only chance lay in a final presentation. This went disastrously, and the teacher was prepared to grade him harshly, but Sam explained his situation and begged for leniency. The teacher appeared unconvinced until Sam's final plea: "What would Jesus do?"		Sam Witwicky's dad had promised him that if he kept his grades up, he would give him a car at the end of the school year. But on the verge of summer, Sam's grades were perilously low, and his only chance lay in a final presentation. This went disastrously, and the teacher was prepared to grade him harshly, but Sam explained his situation and begged for leniency. The teacher appeared unconvinced until Sam's final plea: "What would Jesus do?"

	Sam was soon seen jubilantly headed for a [[Bolivia's Finest Quality Used Cars and Petting Zoo\|car dealership]] with his father. {{storylink\|Transformers (film)\|Transformers}}		Sam was soon seen jubilantly headed for a [[Bolivia's Finest Quality Used Cars and Petting Zoo\|car dealership]] with his father. {{storylink\|Transformers (film)\|Transformers}}

	====''Revenge of the Fallen'' novel====		====''Revenge of the Fallen'' novel====

Cyberlink420 at 19:40, 27 October 2020

2020-10-27T19:40:09Z

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	[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]		[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]

	'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about ~~him or her~~, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.		'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about them, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.

	==Fiction==		==Fiction==

Cyberlink420: Undo revision 1357909 by RoboWarriorPrime (talk) And you are edit warring. You should probably stop before you get blocked.

2019-07-07T12:47:38Z

Undo revision 1357909 by RoboWarriorPrime (talk) And you are edit warring. You should probably stop before you get blocked.

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	[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px]]		[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]]]

	'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.		'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.
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	==Notes==		==Notes==
	*In the [[The Transformers (Marvel comic)#Marvel UK\|Marvel UK comic]] issue "[[Stargazing]]", [[Starscream (G1)/Marvel Comics continuity\|Starscream]] claims that [[Christmas]] is a celebration of the birth of someone called "Christ". Some suggest that Christ and Jesus are one and the same—a [[God\|deity]], in fact—but there is no [[canon]] evidence for this.		*In the [[The Transformers (Marvel comic)#Marvel UK\|Marvel UK comic]] issue "[[Stargazing]]", [[Starscream (G1)/Marvel Comics continuity\|Starscream]] claims that [[Christmas]] is a celebration of the birth of someone called "Christ". Some suggest that Christ and Jesus are one and the same—a [[God\|deity]], in fact—but there is no [[canon]] evidence for this.
			*Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for [[The many deaths of Optimus Prime\|Optimus Prime]].

	[[Category:Earth culture]]		[[Category:Earth culture]]

RoboWarriorPrime: You are rude

2019-07-07T12:46:04Z

You are rude

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	[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px~~\|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)\|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna\|your mom.]]~~]]		[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg\|thumb\|200px]]

	'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.		'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney\|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky\|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.
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	==Notes==		==Notes==
	*In the [[The Transformers (Marvel comic)#Marvel UK\|Marvel UK comic]] issue "[[Stargazing]]", [[Starscream (G1)/Marvel Comics continuity\|Starscream]] claims that [[Christmas]] is a celebration of the birth of someone called "Christ". Some suggest that Christ and Jesus are one and the same—a [[God\|deity]], in fact—but there is no [[canon]] evidence for this.		*In the [[The Transformers (Marvel comic)#Marvel UK\|Marvel UK comic]] issue "[[Stargazing]]", [[Starscream (G1)/Marvel Comics continuity\|Starscream]] claims that [[Christmas]] is a celebration of the birth of someone called "Christ". Some suggest that Christ and Jesus are one and the same—a [[God\|deity]], in fact—but there is no [[canon]] evidence for this.
	*Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for [[The many deaths of Optimus Prime\|Optimus Prime]].

	[[Category:Earth culture]]		[[Category:Earth culture]]