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SanityOrMadness: Redirecting to Nokia-bot

2009-03-21T19:03:35Z

Redirecting to Nokia-bot

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	~~:''The Nokia robot is a freaky little critter from the [[Movie (franchise)\|Movie]] [[continuity family]].''~~		#redirect [[Nokia-bot]]

	~~[[Image:NokiaBot-art.jpg\|right\|thumb\|300px\|And you thought cell phones giving you cancer was bad...]]~~

	The '''Nokia robot''' is a Nokia N93i cell phone formerly owned by [[Glen Whitmann]] and transformed into a [[Transformer]] by the power of the [[All Spark]]. It's a rather violent and hysterical creature, armed with several weapons.


	~~{{quote\|It's like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from Hell, huh?\|Agent Simmons}}~~

	~~{{-}}~~
	~~==Transformers==~~
	~~[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on its crotch. Is that supposed to mean something?]]~~
	When asked about the All Spark's energy, Agents [[Reggie Simmons\|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek\|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam\|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[~~John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller quietly replied that Simmons was "a little strange".)~~

	~~Simmons then demonstrated the power of the All Spark by giving life to the~~ Nokia. Transforming into a spidery robot mode, the Nokia robot went crazy and started attempting to escape its glass prison by firing tiny missiles and shooting bullets, as well as slamming itself repeatedly into the glass. When it looked like the creature might break out of the case, Simmons had it blasted with an energy pulse, killing it.

	~~Simmons seemed to really enjoy the whole thing. He's very odd. {{storylink\|Transformers (2007)}}~~

	{{-}}
	~~==Trivia==~~
	* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played Suicidal Tendencies' "Master of No Mercy".

	* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] ~~fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's as crazy as Frenzy, that seems right, for some reason.~~

	~~[[Category: Movie characters]]~~
	~~[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia~~] ~~wiki.</small></div>~~

SFH: Undo revision 161948 by 74.32.97.117 (talk) Caption Bastardry.

2008-04-07T17:20:18Z

Undo revision 161948 by 74.32.97.117 (talk) Caption Bastardry.

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	==Transformers==		==Transformers==
	[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on its crotch. ~~Freud would say~~ that ~~means ''~~something~~''...~~]]		[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on its crotch. Is that supposed to mean something?]]
	When asked about the All Spark's energy, Agents [[Reggie Simmons\|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek\|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam\|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller quietly replied that Simmons was "a little strange".)		When asked about the All Spark's energy, Agents [[Reggie Simmons\|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek\|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam\|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller quietly replied that Simmons was "a little strange".)

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	{{-}}		{{-}}

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
	* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played Suicidal Tendencies' "Master of No Mercy".		* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played Suicidal Tendencies' "Master of No Mercy".

74.32.97.117: /* Transformers */

2008-03-14T18:45:51Z

Transformers

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	[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on its crotch. Is that ~~supposed to mean~~ something?]]		[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on its crotch. Freud would say that means ''something''...]]
	When asked about the All Spark's energy, Agents [[Reggie Simmons\|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek\|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam\|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller quietly replied that Simmons was "a little strange".)		When asked about the All Spark's energy, Agents [[Reggie Simmons\|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek\|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam\|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller quietly replied that Simmons was "a little strange".)

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	{{-}}		{{-}}

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
	* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played Suicidal Tendencies' "Master of No Mercy".		* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played Suicidal Tendencies' "Master of No Mercy".

JW: /* Trivia */ Cell phones don't have bullets, but also don't have powered joints, multiple optical sensors, or most of the other bits you'd need to build a robot. The All Spark is magic.

2007-12-28T21:40:26Z

Trivia: Cell phones don't have bullets, but also don't have powered joints, multiple optical sensors, or most of the other bits you'd need to build a robot. The All Spark is magic.

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	* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played Suicidal Tendencies' "Master of No Mercy".		* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played Suicidal Tendencies' "Master of No Mercy".

	* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's a crazy as Frenzy, that ~~just~~ seems right, for some reason.		* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's as crazy as Frenzy, that seems right, for some reason.

	*Okay. Where the hell did the bullets it fired come from?

	[[Category: Movie characters]]		[[Category: Movie characters]]
	[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>		[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>

SFH: I think that guy made a good point.

2007-12-27T19:07:23Z

I think that guy made a good point.

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	* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's a crazy as Frenzy, that just seems right, for some reason.		* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's a crazy as Frenzy, that just seems right, for some reason.

			*Okay. Where the hell did the bullets it fired come from?

	[[Category: Movie characters]]		[[Category: Movie characters]]
	[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>		[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>

RolonBolon: Reverting stupidity.

2007-12-26T08:11:53Z

Reverting stupidity.

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	* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's a crazy as Frenzy, that just seems right, for some reason.		* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's a crazy as Frenzy, that just seems right, for some reason.

	*Where the HELL do its weapons come from, it makes no sence that the allspark is able to add weapons to objects so why does this robot have weapons enough to blow YOU apart twice?

	[[Category: Movie characters]]		[[Category: Movie characters]]
	[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>		[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>

58.169.158.110 at 07:51, 26 December 2007

2007-12-26T07:51:46Z

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	* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's a crazy as Frenzy, that just seems right, for some reason.		* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's a crazy as Frenzy, that just seems right, for some reason.

			*Where the HELL do its weapons come from, it makes no sence that the allspark is able to add weapons to objects so why does this robot have weapons enough to blow YOU apart twice?

	[[Category: Movie characters]]		[[Category: Movie characters]]
	[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>		[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>

M Sipher: Are we REALLY going to list every exceedingly dim similarity ever? Not on my watch.

2007-12-25T01:48:20Z

Are we REALLY going to list every exceedingly dim similarity ever? Not on my watch.

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	==Transformers==		==Transformers==
	[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on its crotch. Is that supposed to mean something?]]		[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on its crotch. Is that supposed to mean something?]]
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	Simmons seemed to really enjoy the whole thing. He's very odd. {{storylink\|Transformers (2007)}}		Simmons seemed to really enjoy the whole thing. He's very odd. {{storylink\|Transformers (2007)}}

			{{-}}
	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
	* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played Suicidal Tendencies' "Master of No Mercy".		* In the original script, the Nokia phone was an iPod owned by Glen. It acted in the same way as the phone, and played Suicidal Tendencies' "Master of No Mercy".

	* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's a crazy as Frenzy, that just seems right, for some reason.		* The burned-out husk of the dead Nokia is actually a physical prop, made from a bunch of spare [[Frenzy (Movie)\|Frenzy]] fingers all smoked and burned with a few fake Nokia bits thrown in. Considering that it's a crazy as Frenzy, that just seems right, for some reason.

	* The Nokia robot's head is similar in some aspects to [[Unicron]]'s.


	[[Category: Movie characters]]		[[Category: Movie characters]]
	[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>		[[Category: Nameless characters]]<div id="wikia-credits"><br /><br /><small>From [http://transformers.wikia.com Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki], a [http://www.wikia.com Wikia] wiki.</small></div>

Apcog: /* Transformers */ Clean-up, phrasing

2007-12-25T00:53:10Z

Transformers: Clean-up, phrasing

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	==Transformers==		==Transformers==
	[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on ~~it's~~ crotch. Is that supposed to mean something?]]		[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on its crotch. Is that supposed to mean something?]]
	When asked about the All Spark's energy, Agents [[Reggie Simmons\|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek\|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam\|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller ~~remarked~~ that Simmons is "a little ~~weird~~".)		When asked about the All Spark's energy, Agents [[Reggie Simmons\|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek\|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam\|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller quietly replied that Simmons was "a little strange".)

	Simmons then demonstrated the power of the All Spark by giving life to the Nokia. Transforming into a spidery robot mode, the Nokia robot went crazy and started attempting to escape its glass prison by firing tiny missiles and shooting bullets, ~~also~~ slamming itself repeatedly into the glass. When it looked like the creature might break out of the case, Simmons had it blasted with an energy pulse, killing it.		Simmons then demonstrated the power of the All Spark by giving life to the Nokia. Transforming into a spidery robot mode, the Nokia robot went crazy and started attempting to escape its glass prison by firing tiny missiles and shooting bullets, as well as slamming itself repeatedly into the glass. When it looked like the creature might break out of the case, Simmons had it blasted with an energy pulse, killing it.

	Simmons seemed to really enjoy the whole thing. He's very ~~strange~~. {{storylink\|Transformers (2007)}}		Simmons seemed to really enjoy the whole thing. He's very odd. {{storylink\|Transformers (2007)}}

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==

Detour: Undo revision 127323 by 24.64.223.205 (talk)

2007-12-19T03:32:29Z

Undo revision 127323 by 24.64.223.205 (talk)

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	==Transformers==		==Transformers==
	[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|~~its the worlds deadliest hard-~~on...]]		[[Image:Nokia robot.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|left\|There's a gun on it's crotch. Is that supposed to mean something?]]
	When asked about the All Spark's energy, Agents [[Reggie Simmons\|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek\|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam\|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller remarked that Simmons is "a little weird".)		When asked about the All Spark's energy, Agents [[Reggie Simmons\|Simmons]] and [[Tom Banachek\|Banachek]] took their visitors to a locked room within [[Sector Seven]] [[Hoover Dam\|headquarters]]. Simmons borrows Glen's Nokia phone and places it inside a protective glass box, commenting how Nokias are particularly nasty, owing to their Japanese origins. ([[Maggie Madsen]] remarked to [[John Keller]] that Nokias are actually Finnish in origin. Keller remarked that Simmons is "a little weird".)