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Fortunately, there ''is'' hope. The Transformers fanbase has resolved to remain ''ever vigilant'' against something that could Ruin Transformers Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so. | Fortunately, there ''is'' hope. The Transformers fanbase has resolved to remain ''ever vigilant'' against something that could Ruin Transformers Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so. | ||
Some Transformers conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that Transformers should | Some Transformers conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that Transformers should abandon all attempts at re-invention and instead cater exclusively to the old-school collectors. Though attractive, this approach may prove [[G.I. Joe (franchise)|impractical as a long-term solution]]. | ||
Ruined Forever remains a serious threat to Transformers now and in the foreseeable future, though it's possible a proposed initiative requiring all Transformers fans to purchase an annual | Ruined Forever remains a serious threat to Transformers now and in the foreseeable future, though it's possible a proposed initiative requiring all Transformers fans to purchase an annual {{w|Carbon offset|plastic offset}} could ensure our fragile brand's existence through the mid-21st century. | ||
==Things that have '''Ruined Transformers Forever''' in the past== | ==Things that have '''Ruined Transformers Forever''' in the past== | ||
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*[[Trukk not munky]] | *[[Trukk not munky]] | ||
*[[Chin]] | *[[Chin]] | ||
*[[Funko Pop!#And then there's all those dreaded NFTs|Things that are ''actually'', '''''objectively''''' terrible]] | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
Latest revision as of 15:13, 21 September 2023
Fans realize something Hasbro does not: that robust 42-year-old billion-dollar franchises, while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and Transformers would be ruined forever.
Fortunately, there is hope. The Transformers fanbase has resolved to remain ever vigilant against something that could Ruin Transformers Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so.
Some Transformers conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that Transformers should abandon all attempts at re-invention and instead cater exclusively to the old-school collectors. Though attractive, this approach may prove impractical as a long-term solution.
Ruined Forever remains a serious threat to Transformers now and in the foreseeable future, though it's possible a proposed initiative requiring all Transformers fans to purchase an annual plastic offset could ensure our fragile brand's existence through the mid-21st century.
Things that have Ruined Transformers Forever in the past
- Killing Optimus Prime
- Transformers that don't transform
- Munkies
- Hippies
- Reboots
- Divorce
- Pokéformers
- Perverts
- Exclusives
- Bayformers
- Teen Titans
- Bees, my god
- Radical Feminist SJWs
See also
External links
- Ruined FOREVER on TVTropes on TVTropes (because we are the trope namer)
- Wave 2 of the Transformers toys in 1984 ruined the brand forever (short essay)
