The font of much useless trivia concerning minor details in the world of Transformers. As a UK resident, he has a first hand appreciation of how Hasbro's distribution teams screw up. Expect him to tell you about all the mistakes in the ''[[Transformers (Titan Magazine)|Titan Revenge of the Fallen comic]].'' There's a lot of them. Also a self-confessed Beast Wars and Armada lover, take that [[GEEWUN|purists!]]
Self-confessed Hot Shot aficionado born in the days of Generation 2. Location: The same council district as Simon Furman.
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In case you're wondering, the name is an amalgam of [[Hot Shot (Armada)|Hot-Shot]] and [[Waspinator |Waspinator]].
Coined the term "wasping" to denote hunting for blind-packed [[Mini-Con|Mini-cons]] after alerting the international transfan community to the release of UK exclusive single-packed 2008 12-pack figures, of which [[Brimstone (Universe)|some]] [[Bodyblock|were]] [[Cloudraker (Universe)|variants]]. Through the days after the discovery and subsequent Seibertron forum chatter, he coined the term on December 11th 2010 (the term was used exclusively on Seibertron.com, so don't worry if you haven't ever heard it in use) to connote the hunting of blind-packed UK Mini-cons in the hope of finding variants for one's own collection or to sell the figures found to an overseas collector. To this end a "wasper" is someone who hunts for these figures.
In case you're wondering, the name is an amalgam of [[Hot Shot (Armada)|Armada Hot-Shot]] and [[Waspinator (BW)|Beast Wars Waspinator]]. Speculate the reason why at your peril.
He also likes to talk about himself in the third person and likes to make lists.
Here's one, now.
== Problems with my collection ==
('cos, hey, I play with mine.)
'''Beast Wars'''
Waspinator: missing missile, broken missile.
[[Terrorsaur (BW) |Terrorsaur]]: missing gun.
[[Spittor (BW)|Spittor]]: broken neck tab.
'''[[Beast Machines (toyline)|Beast Machines]]'''
[[Buzz Saw|Buzzsaw]]: broken insect leg hinge.
== External links ==
'''[[Robots in Disguise (toyline)|Robots In Disguise]]'''
[[Crumplezone (Armada)|Crumplezone]]: spring inside turret out of mounting.
'''[[Energon (toyline)|Energon]]'''
[[Prime Force|OP 4 Sub Drone (Optimus Prime)]]: Broken "antenna" piece on top (one of 2 tiny cylinders on the uppermost bit, the bridge maybe?).
[[Storm Jet (Energon)|Storm Jet]]: loads of worn off paint on the chest/ cockpit.
'''[[Cybertron (toyline)|Cybertron]]'''
[[Thundercracker (Armada)|Thundercracker]]: well, he's not broken but he's a piece of scrap.
'''[[Classics (2006)|Classics]]'''
[[Starscream (G1)/toys|Starscream]]: overly loose left shoulder
[[Hot Rod (G1)/toys|Rodimus]]: scratched flame detailing.
''[http://www.fullmetalhero.com/member.php?783-Wasp-shot23 Full Metal Hero profile]''
'''[[Movie (toyline)|Movie (2007)]]'''
''[http://www.fullmetalhero.com/t12317/ An "ongoing" and perfectly safe and readable fan fiction inspired by the style of More Than Meets The Eye]''
[[Brawl (Movie)|Brawl]]: missing missile. (I swear it just seemed to vanish into some other dimension, I fired it one day and never saw where it went.)
'''[[Universe (2008 toyline)|Universe]]'''
[[Prowl (G1)/toys|Prowl]]: sticky paint on hood.
'''[[Transformers (2010 toyline)|Hunt for the Decepticons]]'''
[[Brimstone (TF 2010)|Brimstone]]: left arm snapped off due to overly tight socket joint. But I've got a new one now.
'''[[Reveal the Shield|Reveal the Shield]]'''
[[Starscream (G1)/toys|Legends Starscream]]: two small pegs behind vehicle mode cockpit snapped off and stuck in corresponding holes on fold over panels/ robot mode null rays.
[[Trailbreaker (G1)|Trailcutter]]: face fell off. But I've got a new one now.
So remember transfans, your bots can break! Handle with care!
== Holy grails ==
[[Megatron (BW)/toys|Transmetal Megatron]] (I've wanted this figure forever)
Complete Armada [[Unicron/toys|Unicron]], all I've got is bits.
== External links ==
''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYesdhrSahI Watch a cool video by this user.]