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'''Sky Mall''' is a manufacturer/procurer of human [[teeth]]. From their base of operations (presumably in the upper stratosphere), they distribute their wares to any [[Yakov|human]] in need of a replacement set, provided they did not lose their [[Christmas]] bonus in a pig-related incident. | '''Sky Mall''' is a manufacturer/procurer of human [[teeth]]. From their base of operations (presumably in the upper stratosphere), they distribute their wares to any [[Yakov|human]] in need of a replacement set, provided they did not lose their [[Christmas]] bonus in a pig-related incident. | ||
Latest revision as of 20:20, 17 April 2023
Sky Mall is a manufacturer/procurer of human teeth. From their base of operations (presumably in the upper stratosphere), they distribute their wares to any human in need of a replacement set, provided they did not lose their Christmas bonus in a pig-related incident.
Fiction
[edit]Revenge of the Fallen film
[edit]Yakov wanted to order a new set of teeth from Sky Mall. However, he was assured by his employer that this goal was unattainable if he persisted in slacking off. Revenge of the Fallen
Notes
[edit]- It is unknown how an entire shopping mall located in the sky went unnoticed by the Decepticons during their invasion of Earth.
- It is equally unclear how Sky Mall obtains these teeth, given how uptight humans are about recycling their dead.
External links
[edit]- Sky Mall at Wikipedia
