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:''Cheesecake robot is a Transformer, presumably [[Neutral]], from the [[Generation 1 (franchise)|Generation 1]] [[continuity family]].
:''Cheesecake robot is a Transformer from the [[The Transformers (cartoon)|cartoon portion]] of the [[Generation 1 continuity family]].
[[Image:Robo knockers.jpg|thumb|250px|She was young and needed the money.]]
[[File:Screenrobot.jpg|thumb|upright=1|She was young and needed the money.]]
When you're run down and nothin's going right, just close your eyes or find a quiet spot, and tune your thoughts to the "'''cheesecake robot'''" for that loving care you need.
When you're run down and nothin's going right, just close your eyes or find a quiet spot, and tune your thoughts to the "'''cheesecake robot'''" for that loving care you need.


She waits for you. While others can be such jerks that hurt you, don't appreciate you, or exploit you... the most she wants is another session of your ''special charm'' to rev her engine.
She waits for you. While others can be such jerks that hurt you, don't appreciate you, or exploit you... the most she wants is another session of your ''special charm'' to rev her engine.


No matter where or when, just call and create a world where (for a little while) there's just the two of you. And when it comes time to part she'll always keep a special place in her RAM, just for you.
No matter where or when, just call and create a world where (for a little while) there's just the two of you. And when it comes time to part she'll always keep a special place in her RAM, just for you.


When it's dark and cold and everything's at its worst, ''you'' remember ''her''. Remember the first time with her... ''everything'' you gave her... and remember you have the strength to go on because there's something ''worth getting back to''!
When it's dark and cold and everything's at its worst, ''you'' remember ''her''. Remember the first time with her... ''everything'' you gave her... and remember you have the strength to go on because there's something ''worth getting back to''!


Long distance fees may apply.
Long distance fees may apply.


==Fiction==
==Fiction==
===Generation 1 cartoon===
===''The Transformers'' cartoon===
After a really long day dealing with [[Junkion trader|jerk]]s, the exiled [[Decepticon]] [[Octane]] struggled to tune in the Cheesecake robot's signal while his cargo ship was en-route to [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]]. He succeeded just as a bomb planted by a [[Skuxxoid]] bounty-hunter completely demolished his ship, stranding him in space. {{storylink|Starscream's Ghost}}
After a really long day dealing with [[Junkyard (G1)|jerks]], the exiled [[Decepticon]] [[Octane]] struggled to tune in the cheesecake robot's signal while his cargo ship was en route to [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]]. He succeeded just as a bomb planted by a [[Skuxxoid]] bounty-hunter completely demolished his ship, stranding him in space. {{storylink|Starscream's Ghost}}
 
===''Legends'' comic===
Octane found a kindred perverted spirit in other-dimensional office worker [[Tigatron (Legends)|Tigatron]], and the two pondered starting a sexy video business together, imagining the cheesecake robot posing for them. {{storylink|LG57 Octane}}


==Notes==
==Notes==
* The cheesecake robot is pretty clearly [[Arcee (G1)|Arcee]] only made more boobalicious, and with [[The Story of Wheelie, the Wild Boy of Quintesson|horrifying fleshtone parts]]. Hey, kids, is your budding sexuality irrevocably scarred yet?
*The cheesecake robot's appearance is based on [[Arcee (G1)/Generation 1 cartoon continuity|Arcee]]'s [[:File:G1ArceeModelComp.jpg|original character model]], with added fleshtone parts and some prominent, erm, mammalian characteristics. Arcee herself also sported fleshtone parts in "[[The Story of Wheelie, the Wild Boy of Quintesson]]".


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Latest revision as of 23:35, 7 March 2026

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Cheesecake robot is a Transformer from the cartoon portion of the Generation 1 continuity family.
She was young and needed the money.

When you're run down and nothin's going right, just close your eyes or find a quiet spot, and tune your thoughts to the "cheesecake robot" for that loving care you need.

She waits for you. While others can be such jerks that hurt you, don't appreciate you, or exploit you... the most she wants is another session of your special charm to rev her engine.

No matter where or when, just call and create a world where (for a little while) there's just the two of you. And when it comes time to part she'll always keep a special place in her RAM, just for you.

When it's dark and cold and everything's at its worst, you remember her. Remember the first time with her... everything you gave her... and remember you have the strength to go on because there's something worth getting back to!

Long distance fees may apply.

Fiction

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The Transformers cartoon

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After a really long day dealing with jerks, the exiled Decepticon Octane struggled to tune in the cheesecake robot's signal while his cargo ship was en route to Cybertron. He succeeded just as a bomb planted by a Skuxxoid bounty-hunter completely demolished his ship, stranding him in space. Starscream's Ghost

Legends comic

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Octane found a kindred perverted spirit in other-dimensional office worker Tigatron, and the two pondered starting a sexy video business together, imagining the cheesecake robot posing for them. LG57 Octane

Notes

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