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:''J'oh is an [[alien]] bartender from the [[Generation 1 (franchise)|Generation 1]] [[continuity family]].''
:''J'oh is an [[alien]] bartender from the [[Marvel Comics continuity|Marvel portion]] of the [[Generation 1 continuity family|Generation 1]] [[continuity family]].''
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[[File:MarvelUS52 Joh1.jpg|thumb|225px|Believe it or not, this is his happy face.]]
'''J'oh''' can mix 54,382 different kinds of drinks, from Abraxan Blue Lava Fireballs to Zygotic Fermented Slime Slurpees.  However, like most of the patrons of the [[Black Hole Bar and Grill]] (where he tends bar), he is violently robophobic.  A member of an unspecified alien race, he has numerous blue tentacles, a huge fanged mouth, and odd blue lumps on top of his head.
'''J'oh''' can mix 54,382 different kinds of drinks, from [[Abraxan Blue Lava Fireball]]s to [[Zygotic Fermented Slime Slurpee]]s.  However, like most of the patrons of the [[Black Hole Bar and Grill]] (where he tends bar), he is violently robophobic.  A member of an unspecified alien race, he has numerous blue tentacles, a huge fanged mouth, and odd blue lumps on top of his head.


{{quote|We don't serve ''your'' kind here, ''robot!''|J'oh, demonstrating the acceptance for which Grand Central Space Station is renowned}}
{{quote|We don't serve ''your'' kind here, ''robot!''|J'oh, demonstrating the acceptance for which Grand Central Space Station is renowned}}


==Fiction==
==Fiction==
===Marvel Comics continuity===
===Marvel ''The Transformers'' comics===
When [[Landmine (G1)|Landmine]] and [[Cloudburst]] came to [[Grand Central Space Station]] to buy microchips, the Black Hole was one of their first stops.  There they witnessed J'oh refusing to serve a [[Chromite]] robot.  Despite speaking up for him, and participating in the ensuing brawl, they were unable to stop J'oh and a few others from throwing the Chromite out the airlock.  J'oh allowed the [[Autobot]] [[Pretenders]] to stay and finish their drinks, after he was convinced they had no special love for robots (The Chromite later was devoured by the [[Mecannibals]]).
[[File:MarvelUS52 Joh2.jpg|left|thumb|upright=1.1|Cloudburst and Landmine cannot dispute J'oh's impeccable logic.]]
The [[Nebulan]] [[Powermaster]]s [[Hi-Test (G1)|Hi-Test]] and [[Throttle (G1)|Throttle]], along with their associates the Mecannibals, had an arrangement with J'oh: they would pay the bartender so that, upon request, he would incite his patrons to throw robots out of a specific airlock in [[Grand Central Space Station]]. Once this was done, the Nebulans could capture the hapless victim, and deliver them to the Mecannibals to be eaten.


Soon, the [[Nebulan]] [[Powermaster]]s [[Hi-Test]] and [[Throttle (G1)|Throttle]] learnt that Landmine and Cloudburst were in fact robots inside their Pretender shells, and stated, "We must notify J'oh — ''immediately!''"  When the Autobots subsequently showed up at the bar, the Nebulans were watching, and Throttle mentioned that he gave J'oh "the same [payoff] as I gave him for the Chromite."  J'oh promptly denounced the Autobots as "rust-sucking scrap-heaps" and, like the Chromite, they were thrown out the airlock. There, they were captured by the Nebulans and delivered to the Mecannibals.  {{storylink|Guess Who the Mecannibals Are Having for Dinner?}}
J'oh had already taken payment to act out his part in a [[Chromite]]'s disposal when [[Landmine (G1)|Landmine]] and [[Cloudburst]] came to Grand Central Space Station to buy [[microchip]]s, and dropped by the Black Hole. They witnessed J'oh making a spectacle out of refusing to serve the Chromite, and despite speaking up for the robot, were unable to prevent his ejection from the space-station. J'oh allowed the [[Autobot]] [[Pretender]]s to stay and finish their drinks anyways, after he was convinced they had no special love for robots.


Though it is not made absolutely explicit, it seems clear that the Nebulans and Mecannibals had an arrangement with J'oh, where the bartender threw robots out that specific airlock, so the Nebulans could capture them, and deliver them to the Mecannibals to be eaten.
Upon learning that Landmine and Cloudburst were in fact robots inside their Pretender shells, Hi-Test and Throttle notified J'oh of it immediately, and gave him another payoff. Upon their return to his bar, J'oh promptly denounced the Autobots as "rust-sucking scrap-heaps" and, like the Chromite, they were thrown out the airlock, where the Nebulans were waiting for them. {{storylink|Guess Who the Mecannibals Are Having for Dinner?}}


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Latest revision as of 06:40, 13 October 2017

J'oh is an alien bartender from the Marvel portion of the Generation 1 continuity family.
Believe it or not, this is his happy face.

J'oh can mix 54,382 different kinds of drinks, from Abraxan Blue Lava Fireballs to Zygotic Fermented Slime Slurpees. However, like most of the patrons of the Black Hole Bar and Grill (where he tends bar), he is violently robophobic. A member of an unspecified alien race, he has numerous blue tentacles, a huge fanged mouth, and odd blue lumps on top of his head.

We don't serve your kind here, robot!J'oh, demonstrating the acceptance for which Grand Central Space Station is renowned

Fiction

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Marvel The Transformers comics

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Cloudburst and Landmine cannot dispute J'oh's impeccable logic.

The Nebulan Powermasters Hi-Test and Throttle, along with their associates the Mecannibals, had an arrangement with J'oh: they would pay the bartender so that, upon request, he would incite his patrons to throw robots out of a specific airlock in Grand Central Space Station. Once this was done, the Nebulans could capture the hapless victim, and deliver them to the Mecannibals to be eaten.

J'oh had already taken payment to act out his part in a Chromite's disposal when Landmine and Cloudburst came to Grand Central Space Station to buy microchips, and dropped by the Black Hole. They witnessed J'oh making a spectacle out of refusing to serve the Chromite, and despite speaking up for the robot, were unable to prevent his ejection from the space-station. J'oh allowed the Autobot Pretenders to stay and finish their drinks anyways, after he was convinced they had no special love for robots.

Upon learning that Landmine and Cloudburst were in fact robots inside their Pretender shells, Hi-Test and Throttle notified J'oh of it immediately, and gave him another payoff. Upon their return to his bar, J'oh promptly denounced the Autobots as "rust-sucking scrap-heaps" and, like the Chromite, they were thrown out the airlock, where the Nebulans were waiting for them. Guess Who the Mecannibals Are Having for Dinner?

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