User:Spydersix

My God, this guy's captions suck!

Hunting

History has spoken these words before;

read last week, they would have fit even more.

If I may,

anticipating your rabbitholing,

a word of warning:

many times a clue can sit right in front of you,

expecting only a small leap of the imagination --

verily, it's true!

Do however try a permutation,

and remember by heart:

essentially, all you need is at the start.

Stuff I've Created

Not to be egotistic, but the list was getting long.

Personal Stuff

Random, stupid facts about him

• Skipped a grade

• The only person on the face of the earth who has not jumped on the Facebook bandwagon

• GIANT Transformers fan (okay, maybe that one's not that stupid)

This can't end well....

My Problems

• I get jealous when other people edit pages I created.

• I keep obsessing over Transformers Prime: The Game.

• I suck at making captions. Of the around 15 that I've written, only one is still there.

Important Stuff

Favorite Prime story arcs

• Darkness Rising

• One Shall Stand

Favorite Generation 1 story arcs

• The Ultimate Doom

• The Return of Optimus Prime

Favorite Characters

• 1.) Optimus Prime (Prime)

• 2.) Optimus Prime (Movie)

• 3.) Beachbreak

Something I Can't Wait to Do

• Put Transformers Prime: The Game in an article (I figured out how I could fit that in an article about five minutes after I wrote that. In multiple articles, actually).

• 

  You went deep up your ass to pull this one out, Megatron.

Some More Important Stuff

Things that should never have been created

• Comic books

• Honestly, Japan, what the hell is wrong with you?

Characters that should never have been created

• Bulkhead:No. Ironhide:That's more like it. (Although I do understand why that decision was made.)

• Worst. Doctor. Ever.

• Appliancebots

Shit That's Getting Annoying (But That is Also Kinda Cool)

• Water

• HGH

• Crack

• Kryptonite

• Nitrous

I Hate EVERYONE

I swear to Primus, if one more person on YouTube calls the Fall of Cybertron ending a plot hole, I'm gonna be pissed.

Bastards

This guy, beast, dragon, thing, well, whatever the hell he is, needs to show up now.

• Starscream (Prime)

• Megatron (Movie)

• Knock Out (Prime)

• MECH

• Who ever did this.

Idiots

• Starscream (Movie)

• Breakdown (WFC)

• MECH

Sh*theads

Real People

• Vandals (No joke, they really piss me off).

• The Tea Party. Idiots.

• Asshole.

Characters

• BAD KITTY!!

Why?

• These little monsters