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| [[Image:Userpic-Inkblot.jpg|center|687px|thumb|In a ''[[Primax -408.24 Epsilon|different]]'' bizzaro universe, ''this'' happened.]] | | [[Image:Userpic-Inkblot.jpg|center|687px|thumb|I'm the guy who's about to be shot.]] |
| =====Anyways...=====
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| <small>I'm a [[toy]] [[Human|person]] with little access to [[Transformers brand|Transformers]] media beyond the [[Michael Bay]] [[Live-action film series|movies]], whatever ''[[Transformers: Prime (cartoon)|Prime]]'' episodes are available online, ''[[Tales of the Beast Hunters]]'', and the ''[[Transformers: Generations|Generations:]] [[Thrilling 30]]'' pack-in comics. [[Transformers: Universe (2008 toyline)|Started]] [[N.E.S.T. Global Alliance|collecting]] in [[2009]], beginning with some [[Bruticus (G1)#Universe (2008)|dull-colored, combining dude]] whose [[combiner]] head [[Quality control|snapped off]] at its base panel [[Swivel joint|hinge]]. ''Bad'' first impression. ''[[Transformers (2010 toyline)|Really]]'' [[Hunt for the Decepticons|started]] collecting in early [[2011]]. I have since managed to catch-up, and am currently waiting on upcoming releases like everyone else.<br><br> Likes shoulder cannons, jetpacks, heavily [[weapon]]ized backpacks (preferably with [[Ultra Magnus (WFC)#Beast Hunters|shoulder cannons and wings]]), [[MechTech|massive transforming weapons]], heavily weaponized vehicles (such as [[Optimus Prime (Armada)/toys#Cybertron|fire''power''trucks]], [[Ultra Magnus (Animated)#Transformers Animated|armored military troop carrier vehicle things]], and [[Roadbuster (DOTM)#Human Alliance|racecars of terror]]), [[dragon]]s, [[Ultra Magnus (disambiguation)|certain character]]s, and toys with [[Landmine (Energon)#Energon 2|trai]][[Landquake (Energon)#Energon|lers]]/[[Prowl (Animated)#Samurai|sidecars]]/[[Wing Saber (Energon)#Cybertron|robots]]/extraneous bricks that combine with and form [[Super Mode|awesome power armor]] for main figure.<br><br> Would have loved for [[:Image:AllSparkAlmanacII-PowermasterPrime.jpg|this]] to have been made, but loves that [[Optimus Prime (WFC)#Ultimate|these]] [[Springer (G1)#Voyager|certain]] [[Metroplex (G1)#Generations|thing]]s have been made.<br><br> Also noticed that this writeup appears as an ungainly block of text in the editing page, but will make <strike>almost</strike> no attempt to remedy it.</small>
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| =====Collecting Achievements=====
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| * [[Bruticus (G1)#Universe (2008)|Level 1]] (My first Transformer/s.)
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| * [[Primus#2010|Pointy Gray Medicine Ball]] (Birthday special.)
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| * [[Unicron/toys#Transformers (2010)|Devil Saturn]] with [[Kranix|Death Star]]
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| * [[Metroplex (G1)#HKACGCON|Firstborn Son]]
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| * [[Metroplex (G1)#Generations|Firstborn Twins, Actually]]
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| * [[Omega Supreme (WFC)|Choo Choo Dinghy]]
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| * [[Beast Hunters|Best Toyline Ever]] ([[Tales of the Beast Hunters|Pack-in fiction,]] YEAH! Weapons with personality, YEAH! Actual fun toys that aren't needlessly complicated, YEAH!)
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| * [[Tigertrack#Masterpiece|Yellow Sideswipe]]
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| * [[Big Convoy#Toys|Elepants]]
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| * [[Nemesis Prime (Universe)#Universe|Hellephant]]
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| * [[Stampy (BWN)|Huntin' Wabbits]]
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| * [[Optimus Prime (Armada)/toys#Cybertron|Should Do Firetrucks More]]
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| * [[Megatron (Armada)/toys#Cybertron|Speed Racer]]
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| * [[Megatron (Armada)/toys#CybGalvatron|Batman Smells]]
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| * [[Ruination (FOC)|Punchline Combiner]]
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| * [[Landmine (Movie)#Toys|Love]] [[Armorhide (Movie)#Revenge of the Fallen|This]] [[Comettor (DOTM)|Mold]]
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| * [[Makeshift (Universe)|Friend Painted This]]
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| * [[Ejector|Kitchen Appliance]]
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| * [[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (film)|100th Transformers Product: Terrible Movie]] (''Yeah...'')
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| </small>
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| =====Collecting Shame=====
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| <small>
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| * [[Bruticus (G1)#Universe (2008)|Beheaded]] (My first Transformer/s.)
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| * [[Bumblebee (Movie)/toys#NitroBee|Broken Peg]]
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| * [[Hot Rod (G1)/toys#HasbroMasterpiece|Missing Saw, Annoying Transformation]] ([[Firebolt (G1)#Transformers (2010)|Offshoot]] was worth it, though.)
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| * [[Piranacon (G1)#Transformers (2010)|Paid Too Much; Bad Quality Everything]] (I bought this at clearance, too!)
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| * [[Trypticon (G1)#Device Label|Ankle Crumble]] (Out of the box!)
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| * [[Optimus Prime (WFC)#Platinum Edition|Accidental Drop Test; Dents Everywhere]] (At least the gun, trailer, and drones are okay.)
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| * [[Megatron (Movie)/toys#Premium|Crapatootie Toy]]
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| * [[Megatron (G1)/toys#MasterpieceMegs|Annoying Transformation, Broken Tab ''ARGH'']] (''[[The Transformers: Masterpiece|Masterpiece]]'' [[Megatron (G1)/toys#Generation 2|Tank Megatron]], please.)
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| * [[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (film)|100th Transformers Product: ''Terrible'' Movie]] (... It also belongs here.)
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| </small>
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| =====Needs More Love (By Me)=====
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| <small>
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| * [[Transformers Animated (toyline)|Aesthetic Aversion, Despite Being Good Toys]]
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| * [[Human Alliance|Don't Find These Fun, Somehow, Despite Excellent Gimmickry]]
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| That is all.</small>
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