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* [[The Transformers: The Movie|Killing Optimus Prime]] | * [[The Transformers: The Movie|Killing Optimus Prime]] | ||
* [[Action Master|Transformers that don't transform]] | * [[Action Master|Transformers that don't transform]] | ||
* [[Beast Machines|Hippies]] | * [[Beast Machines|Hippies]] | ||
* [[Robots in Disguise (franchise)|Reboots]] | * [[Robots in Disguise (franchise)|Reboots]] | ||
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* [[Kiss Players (franchise)|Perverts]] | * [[Kiss Players (franchise)|Perverts]] | ||
* [[Transformers (2007)|Bayformers]] | * [[Transformers (2007)|Bayformers]] | ||
* Stolen [[prototype]]s on [[eBay]] | * Stolen [[prototype]]s on [[eBay]] | ||
* [[Drift|Weeaboos]]. | * [[Drift|Weeaboos]]. | ||
Revision as of 19:45, 21 April 2009
Fans realize something Hasbro does not, that robust 25-year-old billion-dollar franchises, while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and Transformers would be ruined forever.
Fortunately, there is hope. The Transformers fanbase has resolved to remain ever vigilant against something that could Ruin Transformers Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so.
Some Transformers conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that Transformers should abandon all attempts at re-invention and instead cater exclusively to the old-school collectors. Though attractive, this approach may prove impractical as a long-term solution.
Ruined Forever remains a serious threat to Transformers now and in the foreseeable future, though it's possible a proposed initiative requiring all Transformers fans to purchase an annual plastic offset could ensure our fragile brand's existence through the mid-21st century.
Things that have Ruined Transformers Forever in the past
- Killing Optimus Prime
- Transformers that don't transform
- Hippies
- Reboots
- Pokeformers
- Perverts
- Bayformers
- Stolen prototypes on eBay
- Weeaboos.
In other words... pretty much everything.
