User:VeePickle

Pickles are a fun time.

VeePickle likes Beast Wars. He has that one Transmetals game. For PS1. (Tigatron can fly in that game.) Apparently, he is related to the Maximals, Autobots, and Jungle Planet somehow.

Personal Cannon Canon

You're not allowed to say this didn't happen.

This neither. Deal with it.

Haha, geddit. Cannon instead of canon. So original. (Also I linked to fusion cannon. I am so funny)
List in no particular order:

• First of all, after Beast Machines ended, Cheetor became Cheetor Primal, taking lead of the Maximals.
  • In at least 7,656,785,433,334,522 alternate timelines, Tarantulas ate Nightscream shortly after. Occasionally with BBQ NRGON sauce.
• Waspy has a 'mutant' spark. In case that wasn't obvious, the way he gets blown to slag.
  • His mutant spark removed his Robot Head, leaving only his Mutant Head.
• Buzzy also has a mutant spark. His also allows him to get blown to slag.
  • HIS mutant spark pulled a double negative and removed his Mutant Head.
• Iguanus and Tarantulas totally pulled a Frankenstein and made this thing here. It became a Maximal by 'accident.'
• MUNKY NOT TRUK.
  • No really, Optimal Optimus never used his wheel-truck-wing-thing mode. At least not in my world. It's too silly.
• All Vehicons not given the modifier 'drone' are Generals, and have sparks of previous Maximals/Predacons. Which ones I haven't sat down to look at yet.
• Any and all sloppy/misapplied paint apps on my toys are battle damage marks.

Things I've Noticed

• Were the entirety of Transformers dialogue to be Furmanism, we would have to say NO! YOU'RE DEAD! about every five seconds.
• If SG is opposite land, does that mean that Devastator is really smart, weak, and colored like Landfill? Sixbuilderguyman? (can't believe I didn't think of him first)
  • On that note, what does that mean for other Combiners?
• Is kibble in any way a form of Transformer cancer?
• Is it normal in the Movieverse for Cybertronians to have chickenlegs?