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'''Soon''' is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of [[Fun Publications]]) which sees release of all [[BotCon]] news, [[Transformers Collectors' Club|club]] [[Exclusive|exclusives]], and other fan desirables. Soon is when ''then'' will become ''now''. | '''Soon''' is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of [[Fun Publications]]) which sees release of all [[BotCon]] news, [[Transformers Collectors' Club|club]] [[Exclusive|exclusives]], and other fan desirables. Soon is when ''then'' will become ''now''. | ||
[[Unicron Singularity|Peculiar properties of spacetime]] ensure that the [[Scale|perception of the magnitude]] of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and [[Kiss Players (franchise)|cultural location]]. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming [[Drench (Universe)|Never]]. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes [[Ravage (G1)/toys#Smallest_Transforming_Transformers|vanishingly small]]. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as [[ | [[Unicron Singularity|Peculiar properties of spacetime]] ensure that the [[Scale|perception of the magnitude]] of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and [[Kiss Players (franchise)|cultural location]]. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming [[Drench (Universe)|Never]]. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes [[Ravage (G1)/toys#Smallest_Transforming_Transformers|vanishingly small]]. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as [[Dark of the Moon (film)|Soon]], [[Transtech|Never]], and [[Transformers Animated (franchise)|All Too Quickly]]. | ||
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Revision as of 14:07, 4 May 2011
Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
