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:''Jesus is the last resort of the desperate from the [[Movie (franchise)|live-action Movie continuity]].''
[[Image:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna|your mom.]]]]
[[Image:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna|your mom.]]]]


'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.
'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.


==Fiction==
==Fiction==
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According to [[Leo Spitz]], Jesus was alive during the time [[Rome]] held influence in the world. He was also a notable religious figure, comparable to Muhammad or Buddha. He gave a lecture called the Sermon on the Mount, and Leo speculates that if the [[Internet]] had existed at the time, history would have proceeded much differently if it had gone viral. {{storylink|Revenge of the Fallen (novel)}}
According to [[Leo Spitz]], Jesus was alive during the time [[Rome]] held influence in the world. He was also a notable religious figure, comparable to Muhammad or Buddha. He gave a lecture called the Sermon on the Mount, and Leo speculates that if the [[Internet]] had existed at the time, history would have proceeded much differently if it had gone viral. {{storylink|Revenge of the Fallen (novel)}}


===Generation 1===
====IDW Generation 1 comics====
====IDW comics continuity====
During [[Thundercracker (G1)|Thundercracker]]'s stranding on Earth, he investigated human culture. One of the things he saw over the eighteen months in hiding was a famous painting that depicted Jesus as a child. {{storylink|Seasons in Flight}}
During [[Thundercracker (G1)|Thundercracker]]'s stranding on Earth, he investigated human culture. One of the things he saw over the eighteen months in hiding was a famous painting that depicted Jesus as a child. {{storylink|Seasons in Flight}}


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*Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for [[The many deaths of Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]].
*Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for [[The many deaths of Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]].


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Revision as of 21:29, 10 October 2010

Hey, Jesus, Jazz likes listening to your mom.

Jesus is presumably a human, but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, Sam Witwicky and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick Sam's father into buying Sam a car.

Fiction

Live-action Transformers movies

Transformers (2007)

Sam Witwicky's dad had promised him that if he kept his grades up, he would give him a car at the end of the school year. But on the verge of summer, Sam's grades were perilously low, and his only chance lay in a final presentation. This went disastrously, and the teacher was prepared to grade him harshly, but Sam explained his situation and begged for leniency. The teacher appeared unconvinced until Sam's final plea: "What would Jesus do?"

Sam was soon seen jubilantly headed for a car dealership with his father. Transformers

Revenge of the Fallen novel

According to Leo Spitz, Jesus was alive during the time Rome held influence in the world. He was also a notable religious figure, comparable to Muhammad or Buddha. He gave a lecture called the Sermon on the Mount, and Leo speculates that if the Internet had existed at the time, history would have proceeded much differently if it had gone viral. Revenge of the Fallen (novel)

IDW Generation 1 comics

During Thundercracker's stranding on Earth, he investigated human culture. One of the things he saw over the eighteen months in hiding was a famous painting that depicted Jesus as a child. Seasons in Flight

Notes

  • Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for Optimus Prime.