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Despite being robotic contructs, Transformers seem to have certain substances that are analagous to food. These food articles include, but are not limited to, the following:
Despite being robotic constructs, Transformers seem to have certain substances that are analogous to food. These food articles include, but are not limited to, the following:


*[[:Category:Seasonings|Seasonings]] like flavorful iron filings, savory mercury sauce, or [[lead sulfide crystals]].
===Seasonings===
*[[Cesium salami and beryllium baloney]].
* Flavorful iron filings {{storylink|Recipe for Disaster!}}
*Desserts such as [[Oil cake]] and [[Chrome-alloy cake]].
* [[Grated gears]]
*In some rare cases, [[Energon]] - Period.
:The [[Predacon (BW)|Predacon]], [[Rampage (BW)|Rampage]] claims to enjoy consuming ants prepared in a blend of grated gears and [[mech fluid]].
* [[Lead sulfide crystals]]
:Chemical formula: PbS
[[Image:Lead_sulfide_crystals.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Lead sulfide crystals are a Femaxian's best friend]]
:Lead sulfide, also known as galena, occurs naturally on planet [[Earth]]. It is an important ore of lead, and forms dull, grayish, cubical crystals of varying size. It is also a natural semiconductor, and as such was vital in the early days of radio, when a single galena crystal was used as a 'detector' for radio waves.
:Lead sulfide crystals are also a Cybertronian food product, and are apparently delicious when combined with savory mercury sauce and flavorful iron filings as garnish for a tasty robot. They are, of course, poisonous and quite inedible for [[human]]s. It should be noted that crystals found on [[Femax]] emit a greenish glow in the visible spectrum; this may indicate that they are formed from an unknown radioactive lead isotope.
 
:Lead sulfide additive appears to act as an anti-allergy remedy for some Transformers. [[Lightspeed]] must take some with his fuel or break out with a rust rash and other troubling symptoms.
 
:The effect of common gray galena on robot tastebuds is not known.  {{storylink|Recipe for Disaster!}}
* Savory mercury sauce {{storylink|Recipe for Disaster!}}
 
===Entrees===
* [[Cesium salami and beryllium baloney]] (maybe)
:Cesium salami and beryllium baloney are referenced by the [[Dinobot (G1)|Dinobot]]s [[Grimlock]] and [[Slag]] while they are wandering the surface of [[Quintessa]] trying to locate their comrades. It is unclear whether they are actual Cybertronian foods or merely a figure of speech.  {{storylink|The Transformers: The Movie}}
 
===Desserts===
* [[Oil cake]]
:Oil cake is apparently a simply made Cybertronian dessert. One assumes it goes down smooth. {{storylink|Roll For It}}
* Chrome-alloy cake
 
===Beverages===
* [[Kremzeek]]-brand drink (could be soda or beer, only [[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] and [[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] know for sure) {{storylink|War and Peace}}
 
===Other===
* In some rare cases, [[Energon]]. Period.


How these robots eat the food is up to debate, because [[Optimus Prime (G1)|some]] [[Wheeljack (G1)|of]] [[Shockwave (G1)|them]] don't have [[Mouthplate|mouths]].
How these robots eat the food is up to debate, because [[Optimus Prime (G1)|some]] [[Wheeljack (G1)|of]] [[Shockwave (G1)|them]] don't have [[Mouthplate|mouths]].
'''Note''': Unprocessed coal is '''not''' appropriate food, as it once caused [[Megatron (G1)|Megatron]] to lock up.
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Revision as of 17:07, 10 January 2008

Despite being robotic constructs, Transformers seem to have certain substances that are analogous to food. These food articles include, but are not limited to, the following:

Seasonings

The Predacon, Rampage claims to enjoy consuming ants prepared in a blend of grated gears and mech fluid.
Chemical formula: PbS
Lead sulfide crystals are a Femaxian's best friend
Lead sulfide, also known as galena, occurs naturally on planet Earth. It is an important ore of lead, and forms dull, grayish, cubical crystals of varying size. It is also a natural semiconductor, and as such was vital in the early days of radio, when a single galena crystal was used as a 'detector' for radio waves.
Lead sulfide crystals are also a Cybertronian food product, and are apparently delicious when combined with savory mercury sauce and flavorful iron filings as garnish for a tasty robot. They are, of course, poisonous and quite inedible for humans. It should be noted that crystals found on Femax emit a greenish glow in the visible spectrum; this may indicate that they are formed from an unknown radioactive lead isotope.
Lead sulfide additive appears to act as an anti-allergy remedy for some Transformers. Lightspeed must take some with his fuel or break out with a rust rash and other troubling symptoms.
The effect of common gray galena on robot tastebuds is not known. Recipe for Disaster!

Entrees

Cesium salami and beryllium baloney are referenced by the Dinobots Grimlock and Slag while they are wandering the surface of Quintessa trying to locate their comrades. It is unclear whether they are actual Cybertronian foods or merely a figure of speech. The Transformers: The Movie

Desserts

Oil cake is apparently a simply made Cybertronian dessert. One assumes it goes down smooth. Roll For It
  • Chrome-alloy cake

Beverages

Other

  • In some rare cases, Energon. Period.

How these robots eat the food is up to debate, because some of them don't have mouths.

Note: Unprocessed coal is not appropriate food, as it once caused Megatron to lock up.