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[[Image:Kremzeek.jpg|left|thumb|Louie the Lightning Bug's nastier cousin.]] | [[Image:Kremzeek.jpg|left|thumb|Louie the Lightning Bug's nastier cousin.]] | ||
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Kremzeek immediately began making the electrical equipment aboard the ship malfunction, giving Megatron the idea to use him as a weapon against the [[Autobot]]s. Kremzeek succeeded in damaging most of the Autobots (leaving only [[Inferno (G1)|Inferno]], [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]], [[Omega Supreme (G1)|Omega Supreme]], [[Blaster]] and [[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] functional) before entering [[Teletraan I]] and traveling to [[Japan]]. The remaining Autobots followed in Omega Supreme, after being made invulnerable to Kremzeek's effects by [[Sparkplug Witwicky|Sparkplug]]'s (patent pending) Magical Insulating Spray. Kremzeek was on the rampage in Japan when Blaster managed to capture the creature in his chest compartment. Deciding to "fry him with my own juice," Blaster soon discovered that this wasn't a capital idea. Soon there were multitudes of the buggers. | Kremzeek immediately began making the electrical equipment aboard the ship malfunction, giving Megatron the idea to use him as a weapon against the [[Autobot]]s. Kremzeek succeeded in damaging most of the Autobots (leaving only [[Inferno (G1)|Inferno]], [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]], [[Omega Supreme (G1)|Omega Supreme]], [[Blaster]] and [[Bumblebee (G1)|Bumblebee]] functional) before entering [[Teletraan I]] and traveling to [[Japan]]. The remaining Autobots followed in Omega Supreme, after being made invulnerable to Kremzeek's effects by [[Sparkplug Witwicky|Sparkplug]]'s (patent pending) Magical Insulating Spray. Kremzeek was on the rampage in Japan when Blaster managed to capture the creature in his chest compartment. Deciding to "fry him with my own juice," Blaster soon discovered that this wasn't a capital idea. Soon there were multitudes of the buggers. | ||
[[Image:Kremzeek02.JPG|right|thumb| | [[Image:Kremzeek02.JPG|right|thumb|150px|Kremzeeks come in various flavors.]] | ||
Optimus finally came up with a plan (with the help of some [[Chip Chase|dorkwad]]) and trapped all of the Kremzeeks inside a radio tower, but they merged into a giant monster Kremzeek better suited for menacing [[Tokyo]]. Optimus ordered the radio tower transmitter to be activated, sending the creature into Megatron's Weapon of the Week (tm), consuming all its energy whilst the Decepticons escaped. The energy dispersed, and Kremzeek was destroyed. Poor widdle Kremzeek. | Optimus finally came up with a plan (with the help of some [[Chip Chase|dorkwad]]) and trapped all of the Kremzeeks inside a radio tower, but they merged into a giant monster Kremzeek better suited for menacing [[Tokyo]]. Optimus ordered the radio tower transmitter to be activated, sending the creature into Megatron's Weapon of the Week (tm), consuming all its energy whilst the Decepticons escaped. The energy dispersed, and Kremzeek was destroyed. Poor widdle Kremzeek. | ||
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=====''Kiss-Players'' (Japan)===== | =====''Kiss-Players'' (Japan)===== | ||
[[Autrooper]] guns fired Kremzeek bullets. How delightfully eccentric, yessss. He liked to be under [[Atari]]'s skirt. How delightfully... disturbing. {{storylink|Kiss Players}} | [[Autrooper]] guns fired Kremzeek bullets. How delightfully eccentric, yessss. He liked to be under [[Atari]]'s skirt. How delightfully... disturbing. {{storylink|Kiss Players}} | ||
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Ironhide carelessly discarded one of his cans, allowing it to dribble into the preserve's unsullied waters. [[Beachcomber]] probably shed a tear, just off-camera. {{storylink|Skyfire (comic issue)|Skyfire}} | Ironhide carelessly discarded one of his cans, allowing it to dribble into the preserve's unsullied waters. [[Beachcomber]] probably shed a tear, just off-camera. {{storylink|Skyfire (comic issue)|Skyfire}} | ||
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===2007 | ===Transformers (2007) movie continuity=== | ||
[[Image:Kremzeek lamp movieadaption2007.jpg|thumb]] | [[Image:Kremzeek lamp movieadaption2007.jpg|thumb]] | ||
[[Samuel James Witwicky|Sam Witwicky]] has a desklamp with a light-up figure based on Kremzeek.{{storylink|Movie Adaptation issue 1|MovieComic#1}}{{storylink|Movie Adaptation issue 3|MovieComic#3}} | [[Samuel James Witwicky|Sam Witwicky]] has a desklamp with a light-up figure based on Kremzeek.{{storylink|Movie Adaptation issue 1|MovieComic#1}}{{storylink|Movie Adaptation issue 3|MovieComic#3}} | ||
Revision as of 16:58, 16 April 2008
| This article is about the characters called Kremzeeks. For the episode in which they are introduced, see Kremzeek!. |
- Kremzeek is a mischievous electrical life-form in many continuity families.
Kremzeek is a sneaky bastard. And he's had more toys than Brawn.
Fiction
Generation 1
American cartoon continuity
Kremzeek was accidentally created by Megatron and Starscream whilst experimenting in the lab of the Decepticons' crashed starship-base.
Kremzeek immediately began making the electrical equipment aboard the ship malfunction, giving Megatron the idea to use him as a weapon against the Autobots. Kremzeek succeeded in damaging most of the Autobots (leaving only Inferno, Optimus Prime, Omega Supreme, Blaster and Bumblebee functional) before entering Teletraan I and traveling to Japan. The remaining Autobots followed in Omega Supreme, after being made invulnerable to Kremzeek's effects by Sparkplug's (patent pending) Magical Insulating Spray. Kremzeek was on the rampage in Japan when Blaster managed to capture the creature in his chest compartment. Deciding to "fry him with my own juice," Blaster soon discovered that this wasn't a capital idea. Soon there were multitudes of the buggers.
Optimus finally came up with a plan (with the help of some dorkwad) and trapped all of the Kremzeeks inside a radio tower, but they merged into a giant monster Kremzeek better suited for menacing Tokyo. Optimus ordered the radio tower transmitter to be activated, sending the creature into Megatron's Weapon of the Week (tm), consuming all its energy whilst the Decepticons escaped. The energy dispersed, and Kremzeek was destroyed. Poor widdle Kremzeek.
After its demise, Bumblebee reflected that he kinda missed the little creep (famous last words). Suddenly, a solitary Kremzeek emerged from Blaster, and the hilarious pursuit antics restarted. Kremzeek!
Return of Kremzeek
Japanese cartoon continuity
Kiss-Players (Japan)
Autrooper guns fired Kremzeek bullets. How delightfully eccentric, yessss. He liked to be under Atari's skirt. How delightfully... disturbing. Kiss Players
Dreamwave comics continuity
After a long day at work, Ironhide and Prowl enjoyed sneaking off to the nature preserve and sippin' on cans of delicious, oily Kremzeek-brand refresher.
Ironhide carelessly discarded one of his cans, allowing it to dribble into the preserve's unsullied waters. Beachcomber probably shed a tear, just off-camera. Skyfire
Transformers (2007) movie continuity
Sam Witwicky has a desklamp with a light-up figure based on Kremzeek.MovieComic#1MovieComic#3
Transformers Animated cartoon
Kremzeek appears on the "please stand by" screen of the local television news station when their feed is interrupted.Sound and Fury
Toys
Kiss Players
- Autorooper X Atari
- A figurine of Kremzeek comes with this package to menace Atari.
Masterpiece
- Megatron (2007)
- Megatron comes with a Kremzeek of his own. Sweetness.
- Skywarp
- Skywarp comes with some Kremzeek stickers.
And our most tenacious scouts just may receive the much saught after kremzeek badge.
