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[[File:Swerves bar life after the big bang.jpg|right|250px|thumb|"An Autobot walks into a bar..."]]
:''Swerve's is a low-down drinking establishment from the [[IDW Generation 1 continuity|IDW portion]] of the [[Generation 1 continuity family]].''
[[File:Swerves bar life after the big bang.jpg|250px|thumb|"An Autobot walks into a bar..."]]


On board the ''[[Lost Light]]'' there is always a crisis at hand, whether it's an unscheduled [[quantum jump]], a [[Sparkeater (creature)|Sparkeater]] loose amongst the crew or [[Overlord (Masterforce)|something horrible]] in the basement. With all this going on, '''Swerve's''', named after [[Swerve (G1)|its proprietor]], is a place for the crew to get away from it all and unwind with a glass of [[engex]].
On board the ''[[Lost Light]]'' there is always a crisis at hand, whether it's an unscheduled [[quantum jump]], a [[Sparkeater (creature)|Sparkeater]] loose amongst the crew or [[Overlord (Masterforce)|something horrible]] in the basement. With all this going on, '''Swerve's''', named after [[Swerve (G1)|its proprietor]], is a place for the crew to get away from it all and unwind with a glass of [[engex]].
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[[File:Ratchet life after the big bang.jpg|thumb|left|"I'm as jober as a sudge."]]
[[File:Ratchet life after the big bang.jpg|thumb|left|"I'm as jober as a sudge."]]
Sometime before its official opening, [[Ratchet (G1)|Ratchet]] visited the bar, which was doing a brisk trade. He asked if [[Ultra Magnus (G1)|Ultra Magnus]] or [[Hot Rod (G1)|Rodimus]] knew about the bar, but Swerve assured him that it would be '''''fine'''''. {{storylink|Life After the Big Bang}} Swerve was still insisting it would be '''''fine''''' later, as [[Chromedome (G1)|Chromedome]], Skids, [[Pipes (G1)|Pipes]], [[Trailbreaker (G1)|Trailbreaker]], [[Hound (G1)|Hound]] and [[Tailgate (G1)|Tailgate]] drank and played "guess the [[Transformation#The noise|transformation noise]]". However when Ultra Magnus stormed into the bar and dragged him away in restraints, Swerve discovered that it was apparently '''''not''''' fine. As if that wasn't enough drama for one day, [[Fortress Maximus (G1)|Fortress Maximus]] walked in and shot Pipes at point blank range. {{storylink|Interiors}}
Sometime before its official opening, [[Ratchet (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Ratchet]] visited the bar, which was doing a brisk trade. He asked if [[Ultra Magnus (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Ultra Magnus]] or [[Hot Rod (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Rodimus]] knew about the bar, but Swerve assured him that it would be '''''fine'''''. {{storylink|Life After the Big Bang}} Swerve was still insisting it would be '''''fine''''' later, as [[Chromedome (G1)|Chromedome]], Skids, [[Pipes (G1)|Pipes]], [[Trailbreaker (G1)|Trailbreaker]], [[Hound (G1)|Hound]] and [[Tailgate (G1)|Tailgate]] drank and played "guess the [[Transformation#The noise|transformation noise]]". However when Ultra Magnus stormed into the bar and dragged him away in restraints, Swerve discovered that it was apparently '''''not''''' fine. As if that wasn't enough drama for one day, [[Fortress Maximus (G1)|Fortress Maximus]] walked in and shot Pipes at point blank range. {{storylink|Interiors}}


When [[Rewind (G1)|Rewind]] devised a plan to repair the damaged neural connections in [[Rung]]'s brain by telling him a story, he gathered together [[Perceptor (G1)|Perceptor]], [[Blaster (G1)|Blaster]], [[Sunstreaker (G1)|Sunstreaker]] (and [[Bob (IDW)|Bob]]), [[Siren]] and [[Gears (G1)|Gears]] in the bar but Siren's voice proved too loud for storytelling. He tried again with [[Atomizer]], [[Slapdash (G1)|Slapdash]], [[Sprocket (G1)|Sprocket]], [[Xaaron]] and [[Dipstick]] but not even a bottle of "[[Old Corroder]]" could help them bring the psychiatrist out of his coma. {{storylink|Shadowplay (Conclusion): An Intimate Beheading|An Intimate Beheading}} Shortly after Rodimus officially re-opened the bar Rewind tried yet again with [[Drift (G1)|Drift]], Ratchet, Chromedome, Skids and Whirl and so, with Tailgate and Swerve listening, they told a tale of intrigue and adventure on pre-[[Great War (G1)|war]] [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]]. {{storylink|Shadowplay, Part 1: Post Hoc|Post Hoc}} After a bottle of "[[Nightmare Fuel]]" and the shocking revelation that Orion Pax became [[Optimus Prime (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Optimus Prime]] the ship's alarm began to sound and the crew were called to battle stations, but not before Skids managed to provoke a response from Rung by mispronouncing his name. {{storylink|Shadowplay (Conclusion): An Intimate Beheading|An Intimate Beheading}}
When [[Rewind (G1)|Rewind]] devised a plan to repair the damaged neural connections in [[Rung]]'s brain by telling him a story, he gathered together [[Perceptor (G1)|Perceptor]], [[Blaster (G1)|Blaster]], [[Sunstreaker (G1)|Sunstreaker]] (and [[Bob (IDW)|Bob]]), [[Siren]] and [[Gears (G1)|Gears]] in the bar but Siren's voice proved too loud for storytelling. He tried again with [[Atomizer]], [[Slapdash (G1)|Slapdash]], [[Sprocket (G1)|Sprocket]], [[Xaaron]] and [[Dipstick]] but not even a bottle of "[[Old Corroder]]" could help them bring the psychiatrist out of his coma. {{storylink|Shadowplay (Conclusion): An Intimate Beheading|An Intimate Beheading}} Shortly after Rodimus officially re-opened the bar Rewind tried yet again with [[Drift (G1)|Drift]], Ratchet, Chromedome, Skids and Whirl and so, with Tailgate and Swerve listening, they told a tale of intrigue and adventure on pre-[[Great War (G1)|war]] [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]]. {{storylink|Shadowplay, Part 1: Post Hoc|Post Hoc}} After a bottle of "[[Nightmare Fuel]]" and the shocking revelation that Orion Pax became [[Optimus Prime (G1)/IDW Generation 1 continuity|Optimus Prime]] the ship's alarm began to sound and the crew were called to battle stations, but not before Skids managed to provoke a response from Rung by mispronouncing his name. {{storylink|Shadowplay (Conclusion): An Intimate Beheading|An Intimate Beheading}}

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Swerve's is a low-down drinking establishment from the IDW portion of the Generation 1 continuity family.
"An Autobot walks into a bar..."

On board the Lost Light there is always a crisis at hand, whether it's an unscheduled quantum jump, a Sparkeater loose amongst the crew or something horrible in the basement. With all this going on, Swerve's, named after its proprietor, is a place for the crew to get away from it all and unwind with a glass of engex.

Fiction

IDW Generation 1 continuity

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Skids and Swerve found themselves assigned the bar as their quarters after the Lost Light went into lockdown because of the Sparkeater loose aboard the ship. While Skids concerned himself with escaping, Swerve was delighted to find an engex distillery and decided to live out his and Blurr's pre-war dream of opening a bar. The Chaos of Warm Things

"I'm as jober as a sudge."

Sometime before its official opening, Ratchet visited the bar, which was doing a brisk trade. He asked if Ultra Magnus or Rodimus knew about the bar, but Swerve assured him that it would be fine. Life After the Big Bang Swerve was still insisting it would be fine later, as Chromedome, Skids, Pipes, Trailbreaker, Hound and Tailgate drank and played "guess the transformation noise". However when Ultra Magnus stormed into the bar and dragged him away in restraints, Swerve discovered that it was apparently not fine. As if that wasn't enough drama for one day, Fortress Maximus walked in and shot Pipes at point blank range. Interiors

When Rewind devised a plan to repair the damaged neural connections in Rung's brain by telling him a story, he gathered together Perceptor, Blaster, Sunstreaker (and Bob), Siren and Gears in the bar but Siren's voice proved too loud for storytelling. He tried again with Atomizer, Slapdash, Sprocket, Xaaron and Dipstick but not even a bottle of "Old Corroder" could help them bring the psychiatrist out of his coma. An Intimate Beheading Shortly after Rodimus officially re-opened the bar Rewind tried yet again with Drift, Ratchet, Chromedome, Skids and Whirl and so, with Tailgate and Swerve listening, they told a tale of intrigue and adventure on pre-war Cybertron. Post Hoc After a bottle of "Nightmare Fuel" and the shocking revelation that Orion Pax became Optimus Prime the ship's alarm began to sound and the crew were called to battle stations, but not before Skids managed to provoke a response from Rung by mispronouncing his name. An Intimate Beheading



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