User:The Forgotten Beast

Hello! This is the user page of The Forgotten Beast! If you look to the images on the right, you'll see that this user may be in need of serious mental help.

I love the early cartoons and comics of my childhood and the awesome new Aligned Continuity which is everything I ever wanted out of the franchise! Before it prematurely ended and many of my hopes were dashed away... but I hold on to my small sliver of hope for a continuation of this brilliant tale!

I have a low tolerance for random explosions, chins, weabooism and piles of steaming hot jaAm.

"NOW FIGHT!"

"YES, FIGHT!!"

"...Now kiss...!" ಠ3ಠ

Brief Real World Cybertronian History

In its earliest beginning, there was the loveable campy days...

Followed by the unforgettably amazing comics! Yeah, that's right I said amazing! Now bow before the comics that made you hateful bastards what you are!

Then we got ourselves some sweet and glorious whimsy!

Then the hippies attacked...

Then came that horribly awkward teen phase that just wouldn't go away and things almost became... Ruined FOREVER!!!

Suddenly chins were on the rise and mulitversal continuity was being tossed aside, and the world still looked bleak while others tried to hold on...

However, a light of hope was born which made the overabundance of chins and the tossed out continuity bearable...

Then... "IT" was born... the single most beautiful thing anyone had ever seen... No words could describe this perfection... this "aligned perfection"... One can only hope that the future yields just as much beauty as this wondrous gem of balance and alignment has...

After that beautiful light of beauty... we got ourselves a kiddy show... which is... actually pretty good... Not that I watch it or anything...