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I LIKE PIE!
I LIKE PIE!
 
 
KILL THE SKY, IT MUST DIE!!
KILL THE SKY, IT MUST DIE!!
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he thought it was made of lamb
he thought it was made of lamb
 
 
 
he wished it was made of cow
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he wished it ws made of cow
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though he didn't quite know how
though he didn't quite know how
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round his head he wore a towel
round his head he wore a towel
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because he wanted people to think wow
because he wanted people to think wow
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the towel fell on the floor
the towel fell on the floor
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then BANG!!! off came his head
then BANG!!! off came his head
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it bled and bleed and bled
it bled and bleed and bled

Revision as of 14:41, 19 May 2015

I LIKE PIE!

KILL THE SKY, IT MUST DIE!!

PINEAPPLES ARE EVIL THEY MUST DIE!!!!!!

WHEN ANTELOPES ATTACK!! in cinema's friday

LEPRECAUNS ARE EVIL!! THEY WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIGHTBULBS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLURRISHISTHEAWESOMESTTHINGEVERANDIFYOUDON'TLIKEBLURRISHTHENYOUSHALLDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR NAARNIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there once was a hamster called sam

his favourite food was jam

sam had a big plate of ham

he thought it was made of lamb


he wished it was made of cow

though he didn't quite know how

round his head he wore a towel

because he wanted people to think wow

the towel fell on the floor

it kinda hurt his paw

he walked into a door

that really hurt his jaw


soon his face had turned bright red

he thought he should go to bed

then BANG!!! off came his head

it bled and bleed and bled