Transformers sickness

Transformers sickness is a disease from the Legends portion of the Generation 1 continuity family

Do you collect Transformers toys? Do you send a little too much time around Transformers paraphernalia? If so, then you run the risk of contracting Transformers sickness (TF病 Toransufōmā-byō), a condition that will turn you into an actual Transformer. It's not entirely bad, as there are some advantages to becoming a heavily-armed killing machine.

Although there is no known cure, prevention is the best strategy when dealing with an outbreak of Transformers sickness. For the sake of you and your loved ones, it's probably best to avoid massive collections of Transformers nerdery entirely.

Notes

• But if you're reading this, then it's probably too late.