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:''Percy is a [[human]] from the [[G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers]] portion of the [[Generation 1]] [[continuity family]]. | :''Percy is a [[human]] from the [[G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers]] portion of the [[Generation 1]] [[continuity family]]. | ||
[[Image:Percy viper.jpg|thumb|250px|Percy | [[Image:Percy viper.jpg|thumb|250px|Talking to Percy? She's looking at the reader. Fourth-wall terrorism!]] | ||
'''Percy''' is a [[Wikipedia:Viper (G.I. Joe)|Cobra Viper]], the lowest entry-level position within the cobra ranks. He was recruited at a time when [[Cobra Commander]] was, | '''Percy''' is a [[Wikipedia:Viper (G.I. Joe)|Cobra Viper]], the lowest entry-level position within the cobra ranks. He was recruited at a time when [[Cobra Commander]] was, how shall we say...''hard up'' for personnel, and frankly, it shows. | ||
Percy isn't bad at his job ''per-se''; he can fire a gun, and he operates quite effectively within his comfort zone of killing, maiming, and making things | Percy isn't bad at his job ''per-se''; he can fire a gun, and he operates quite effectively within his comfort zone of killing, maiming, and making things 'splode. But ''outside'' of his comfort zone (say, transported to an alien planet or time-traveling with the fate of the world on his shoulders), Percy crumbles. He starts to hyperventilate, suffers from panic attacks, and bangs his head against the wall just to ''make it all go away''. | ||
He's hilarious, unless he's a part of your team, allegedly helping you save the world from a timestream holocaust. | |||
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Percy was one of two Vipers that accompanied Cobra Commander's raid on the [[Teletran 3]] computer on [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]]. The other Viper got to fight dinosaurs with [[G.I. Joe|the Joes]] and have an awesome bonding experience. | Percy was one of two Vipers that accompanied Cobra Commander's raid on the [[Teletran 3]] computer on [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]]. The other Viper got to fight dinosaurs with [[G.I. Joe|the Joes]] and have an awesome bonding experience. | ||
Percy had a nervous breakdown upon arriving in 1937, and as a result, the rest of the team wouldn't let him do ''anything'' for the rest of the mission, not even drive the truck. [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] was the only person who acted nice to him, and that's because he's nice to everyone. Also, the [[Baroness]] made fun of him the whole time. {{Storylink|G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers II issue 2}} | Percy had a nervous breakdown upon arriving in 1937, and as a result, the rest of the team wouldn't let him do ''anything'' for the rest of the mission, not even drive the truck. [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] was the only person who acted nice to him, and that's because he's nice to everyone. <small>Also, the [[Baroness]] made fun of him the whole time.</small> {{Storylink|G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers II issue 2}} | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* [http://www.yojoe.com/action/86/viper.shtml Cobra Viper at YoJoe.com] | * [http://www.yojoe.com/action/86/viper.shtml Cobra Viper at YoJoe.com] | ||
Revision as of 12:50, 29 February 2008
- Percy is a human from the G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers portion of the Generation 1 continuity family.
Percy is a Cobra Viper, the lowest entry-level position within the cobra ranks. He was recruited at a time when Cobra Commander was, how shall we say...hard up for personnel, and frankly, it shows.
Percy isn't bad at his job per-se; he can fire a gun, and he operates quite effectively within his comfort zone of killing, maiming, and making things 'splode. But outside of his comfort zone (say, transported to an alien planet or time-traveling with the fate of the world on his shoulders), Percy crumbles. He starts to hyperventilate, suffers from panic attacks, and bangs his head against the wall just to make it all go away.
He's hilarious, unless he's a part of your team, allegedly helping you save the world from a timestream holocaust.
Fiction
Devil's Due G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers continuity
G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers II
Percy was one of two Vipers that accompanied Cobra Commander's raid on the Teletran 3 computer on Cybertron. The other Viper got to fight dinosaurs with the Joes and have an awesome bonding experience.
Percy had a nervous breakdown upon arriving in 1937, and as a result, the rest of the team wouldn't let him do anything for the rest of the mission, not even drive the truck. Optimus Prime was the only person who acted nice to him, and that's because he's nice to everyone. Also, the Baroness made fun of him the whole time. G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers II issue 2
