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The '''Sector Seven Mobile Command Unit''' is an information control campaign.  The government organization [[Sector Seven]] orchestrated a road tour of four Sector Seven agents in order to convince the general public that [[N.B.E.]]s are definitely not real and definitely not in a cage in the back of their tour truck.  
The '''Sector Seven Mobile Command Unit''' is an information control campaign.  The government organization [[Sector Seven]] orchestrated a road tour of four Sector Seven agents in order to convince the general public that [[N.B.E.]]s are definitely not real and definitely not in a cage in the back of their tour truck.  


The Mobile Command Unit scheduled stops at various cinemas across America, where the movie-going public is filtered into the truck, told there are absolutely no Transformers, and, in theory, sent on their way.  The agents are also interested in whether civilians are displaying any flu-like symptoms or [[Class Two Ear Fungus]].  However, these interrogations are invariably interrupted by a communication from Sector Seven Command which includes a very well-edited and scored satellite video feed of an alien robot attack in [[Quatar]], despite the Unit's agents' protests.  At the end of this embarrassing interruption, the civilians are asked to forget they saw the footage and are released.
The Mobile Command Unit scheduled stops at various cinemas across America, where the movie-going public is filtered into the truck, told there are absolutely no Transformers, and, in theory, sent on their way.  The agents are also interested in whether civilians are displaying any flu-like symptoms or [[Class Two Ear Fungus]].  However, these interrogations are invariably interrupted by a communication from Sector Seven Command which includes a very well-edited and scored satellite video feed of an alien robot attack in [[Qatar]], despite the Unit's agents' protests.  At the end of this embarrassing interruption, the civilians are asked to forget they saw the footage and are released.


Posters and stickers are available outside.
Posters and stickers are available outside.

Revision as of 20:45, 17 June 2007

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The Sector Seven Mobile Command Unit is an information control campaign. The government organization Sector Seven orchestrated a road tour of four Sector Seven agents in order to convince the general public that N.B.E.s are definitely not real and definitely not in a cage in the back of their tour truck.

The Mobile Command Unit scheduled stops at various cinemas across America, where the movie-going public is filtered into the truck, told there are absolutely no Transformers, and, in theory, sent on their way. The agents are also interested in whether civilians are displaying any flu-like symptoms or Class Two Ear Fungus. However, these interrogations are invariably interrupted by a communication from Sector Seven Command which includes a very well-edited and scored satellite video feed of an alien robot attack in Qatar, despite the Unit's agents' protests. At the end of this embarrassing interruption, the civilians are asked to forget they saw the footage and are released.

Posters and stickers are available outside.

From left to right, Agent Fortney, Agent Holmes, Agent Bernstein, and Agent Lacy.
The door into the Mobile Command Unit has a grave warning posted to those who enter without "implicit written consent."

Agents on tour

  • Agent Ryan Bernstein
  • Agent Marty Fortney
  • Agent Shannon Holmes
  • Agent John Lacy


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