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Each agent was wearing a photo ID around their neck which featured their names. The agents insisted that their agent names were their real names, which, following some Internet research, seems to be at least partly confirmed. | Each agent was wearing a photo ID around their neck which featured their names. The agents insisted that their agent names were their real names, which, following some Internet research, seems to be at least partly confirmed. | ||
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Revision as of 18:08, 29 June 2007

The Sector Seven Mobile Command Unit is an information control campaign. The government organization Sector Seven orchestrated a road tour of four Sector Seven agents in order to convince the general public that N.B.E.s are definitely not real and definitely not in a cage in the back of their tour truck.
The Mobile Command Unit scheduled stops at various cinemas across America, where the movie-going public is filtered into the truck, told there are absolutely no Transformers, and, in theory, sent on their way. The agents are also interested in whether civilians are displaying any flu-like symptoms or Ear Fungus. However, these interrogations are invariably interrupted by a communication from Sector Seven Command which includes a very well-edited and scored satellite video feed of an alien robot attack in Qatar, despite the Unit's agents' protests. At the end of this embarrassing interruption, the civilians are asked to forget they saw the footage and are released.
Posters and stickers are available outside.


Agents on tour
- Agent Ryan Bernstein
- Agent Marty Fortney
- Agent Shannon Holmes
- Agent John Lacy
Each agent was wearing a photo ID around their neck which featured their names. The agents insisted that their agent names were their real names, which, following some Internet research, seems to be at least partly confirmed.
Schedule
| Date | Location | Address | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 June | Cinemark Tinseltown 10 (Melrose Park, IL) | 1001 W North Ave, Melrose Park IL 60160 | 6pm - 11pm |
| 2 June | Regal Lincolnshire (Lincolnshire, IL) | 300 Park Way Dr, Lincolnshire, IM 60069 | 3pm - 10pm |
| 3 June | Cinermark Woodridge 16 (Woodridge, IL) | 6500 Rte 53, Woodridge, IL, 60517 | 12pm - 6pm |
| 8 June | Emagine Novi 18 - Novi, MI | 44425 W 12 Mile Rd., Novi MI 48377 | 6pm - 11pm |
| 9 June | NA Ann Arbor, MI (Detroit) | 4100 Carpenter Rd., Ypsilanti, MI 48197 | 3pm - 10pm |
| 10 June | NA Flint West, MI, (Detroit) | 4100 Carpenter Rd., Flint, MI 48532 | 12pm - 6pm |
| 15 June | NA Huber Heights, OH | 7737 Waynetown Blvd., Huber heights, OH 45424 | 6pm - 11pm |
| 16 June | NA Springdale, OH | 12064 Springfield Pike, Springfield, OH 45246 | 3pm - 10pm |
| 17 June | Rave Polaris (Columbus, OH) | 1071 Gemini Place, Columbus, OH 43240 | 12pm - 6pm |
| 21 June | NA W. Springfield, MA (Boston) | 864 Riverdale St., West Springfield, MA 01089 | 5pm - 9pm |
| 22 June | NA Revere, MA (Boston) | 565 Squire Rd., Revere MA 02151 | 6pm - 11pm |
| 23 June | NA Woburn MA (Boston) | 25 Middlesex Canal Pkwy., Woburn MA 01801 | 3pm - 10pm |
| 24 June | NA Lowell, MA (Boston) | 32 Reiss Ave., Lowell, MA 01851 | 12pm - 6pm |
| 29 June | Botcon in Providence, RI | 9am - 5pm | |
| 30 June | Botcon in Providence, RI | 9am - 5pm | |
| 1 July | Botcon in Providence, RI | 9am - 5pm | |
| 6 July | AMC Tustin | 6pm - 11pm |