Kremzeek

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This article is about the characters called Kremzeeks. For the episode in which they are introduced, see Kremzeek!.

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Kremzeek is a mischievous electrical life-form in many continuity families.

Let's ignore the obvious reaction here and instead pose this: Why does he cast shadows?

Kremzeek is a sneaky bastard.

Fiction

Generation 1 cartoon continuity

Generation 1 cartoon

Voice actor: Wally Burr (English), ? (Japanese)

Louie the Lightning Bug's nastier cousin.

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Kremzeeks come in various flavors.

Kremzeek was accidentally created by Megatron and Starscream whilst experimenting in the lab of the Decepticons' crashed starship-base.

Kremzeek immediately began making the electrical equipment aboard the ship malfunction, giving Megatron the idea to use him as a weapon against the Autobots. Kremzeek succeeded in damaging most of the Autobots (leaving only Inferno, Optimus Prime, Omega Supreme, Blaster and Bumblebee functional) before entering Teletraan I and traveling to Japan. The remaining Autobots followed in Omega Supreme, after being made invulnerable to Kremzeek's effects by Sparkplug's (patent pending) Magical Insulating Spray. Kremzeek was on the rampage in Japan when Blaster managed to capture the creature in his chest compartment. Deciding to "fry him with my own juice," Blaster soon discovered that this wasn't a capital idea. Soon there were multitudes of the buggers.

Optimus finally came up with a plan (with the help of some dorkwad) and trapped all of the Kremzeeks inside a radio tower, but they merged into a giant monster Kremzeek better suited for menacing Tokyo. Optimus ordered the radio tower transmitter to be activated, sending the creature into Megatron's Weapon of the Week (tm), consuming all its energy whilst the Decepticons escaped. The energy dispersed, and Kremzeek was destroyed. Poor widdle Kremzeek.

After its demise, Bumblebee reflected that he kinda missed the little creep (famous last words). Suddenly, a solitary Kremzeek emerged from Blaster, and the hilarious pursuit antics restarted. Kremzeek!

Kiss Players

Autrooper guns fired Kremzeek bullets. How delightfully eccentric, yessss. He liked to be under Atari's skirt. How delightfully... disturbing. Kiss Players

Dreamwave Generation 1 comics continuity

"Tastes great!""Less filling!"

After a long day at work, Ironhide and Prowl enjoyed sneaking off to the nature preserve and sippin' on cans of delicious, oily Kremzeek-brand refresher.

Ironhide carelessly discarded one of his cans, allowing it to dribble into the preserve's unsullied waters. Beachcomber probably shed a tear, just off-panel. Skyfire

Transformers (2007) movie continuity

Just hope the All Spark doesn't give life to this lamp.

Sam Witwicky has a desklamp with a light-up figure based on Kremzeek. Movie Adaptation Issue Number One Movie Adaptation issue 3

The floors of Megatron's home on Cybertron feature Kremzeek-shaped images as well. Kremzeek must be some sort of intergalactic celebrity in this continuity. The Reign of Starscream issue 3 Later, Lord Starscream is holding a can of Kremzeek as Dreadwing reports that he found another test subject. Even tyrants with noble ambitions need that extra boost. The Reign of Starscream issue 4.

Animated cartoon

Oh, God. Don't let him near Sari.

Kremzeek appears on the "please stand by" screen of the local television news station when their feed is interrupted. Sound and Fury

Toys

Kiss Players

• Autorooper X Atari

A figurine of Kremzeek comes with this package to menace Atari.

Masterpiece

• Megatron (2007)

Megatron comes with a Kremzeek figurine of his own. Sweetness.

And our most tenacious scouts just may receive the much-sought-after Kremzeek badge.

• Skywarp

Skywarp comes with some Kremzeek stickers.

External links

• Kremzeek figure gallery at Seibertron.com