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[[ | [[Fandom|Fans]] realize something [[Hasbro]] does not, that [[Transformers brand|robust 25-year-old billion-dollar franchises]], while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two [[brick]]s tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to [[Gold Plastic Syndrome|shatter]] and fall apart; and '''Transformers would be ruined forever'''. | ||
Fortunately, there ''is'' hope. The Transformers fanbase has resolved to remain ''ever vigilant'' against something that could Ruin Transformers Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so. | Fortunately, there ''is'' hope. The Transformers fanbase has resolved to remain ''ever vigilant'' against something that could Ruin Transformers Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so. | ||
Some Transformers conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that Transformers should [[Mickey Mouse|abandon all attempts at re-invention]] and instead | Some Transformers conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that Transformers should [[Mickey Mouse|abandon all attempts at re-invention]] and instead [[wikipedia:Masters of the Universe#Masters of the Universe Classics 2008-|cater exclusively to the old-school collectors]]. Though attractive, this approach may prove [[G.I. Joe|impractical as a long-term solution]]. | ||
Ruined Forever remains a serious threat to Transformers now and in the foreseeable future, though it's possible a proposed initiative requiring all Transformers fans to purchase an annual [[wikipedia:Carbon offset|plastic offset]] could ensure our fragile brand's existence through the mid-21st century. | |||
==Things that have '''Ruined Transformers Forever''' in the past== | ==Things that have '''Ruined Transformers Forever''' in the past== | ||
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In other words... pretty much everything. | In other words... pretty much everything. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[ | *[[GEEWUN]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Pokeformers]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Trukk not munky]] | ||
[[Category:Fandom]] | [[Category:Fandom]] | ||
Revision as of 22:40, 19 March 2009
Fans realize something Hasbro does not, that robust 25-year-old billion-dollar franchises, while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and Transformers would be ruined forever.
Fortunately, there is hope. The Transformers fanbase has resolved to remain ever vigilant against something that could Ruin Transformers Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so.
Some Transformers conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that Transformers should abandon all attempts at re-invention and instead cater exclusively to the old-school collectors. Though attractive, this approach may prove impractical as a long-term solution.
Ruined Forever remains a serious threat to Transformers now and in the foreseeable future, though it's possible a proposed initiative requiring all Transformers fans to purchase an annual plastic offset could ensure our fragile brand's existence through the mid-21st century.
Things that have Ruined Transformers Forever in the past
- Killing Optimus Prime
- Transformers that don't transform
- Munky
- Hippies
- Reboots
- Pokeformers
- Perverts
- Bayformers
- Teen Titans
In other words... pretty much everything.
