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==Fiction== | ==Fiction== | ||
===''Revenge of the Fallen'' film=== | ===''Revenge of the Fallen'' film=== | ||
:''Actor:'' [[Ramon Rodriguez]] | :''Actor:'' [[Ramon Rodriguez]] (English), [[Shuuhei Sakaguchi]] (Japanese-language dub voice) | ||
{{spoiler|Revenge of the Fallen (film)|7/24/2009}} | {{spoiler|Revenge of the Fallen (film)|7/24/2009}} | ||
Sam met Leo when moving into his dorm room, and was quickly introduced to his roommate's... eccentricities. Leo hastily escorted Sam into a makeshift situation room, where his buddies [[Fassbinder]] and [[Sharsky]] were hard at work chronicling the breaking story in Shanghai. Leo was crestfallen when he failed to impress his new roomie with his media empire, nor even the kitten calendars, but he ultimately shrugged it off and showed Sam the woman he intended to one day marry, [[Alice]]. Later that night he dragged Sam to the first fraternity party of the year, where he believed he was certain to get his "Spitzy Spitz" on. | Sam met Leo when moving into his dorm room, and was quickly introduced to his roommate's... eccentricities. Leo hastily escorted Sam into a makeshift situation room, where his buddies [[Fassbinder]] and [[Sharsky]] were hard at work chronicling the breaking story in Shanghai. Leo was crestfallen when he failed to impress his new roomie with his media empire, nor even the kitten calendars, but he ultimately shrugged it off and showed Sam the woman he intended to one day marry, [[Alice]]. Later that night he dragged Sam to the first fraternity party of the year, where he believed he was certain to get his "Spitzy Spitz" on. | ||
Revision as of 12:48, 6 July 2009
- Leo Spitz is a human from the Revenge of the Fallen portion of the live-action movie continuity.

Leonardo Ponce de Léon "Leo" Spitz is a little nutty. From the relative safety of his dorm room in Hamilton Hall, he runs a website, The Real Effing Deal, from which he tells the world about the giant robots that the government doesn't want you to know about. He may be oblivious to a lot of things, including pretty girls in his room, but he's got to be ever vigilant if he wants to get the jump on his competition over at GiantEffingRobots.com and his eternal nemesis Robo-Warrior.
Fiction
Revenge of the Fallen film
- Actor: Ramon Rodriguez (English), Shuuhei Sakaguchi (Japanese-language dub voice)
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Sam met Leo when moving into his dorm room, and was quickly introduced to his roommate's... eccentricities. Leo hastily escorted Sam into a makeshift situation room, where his buddies Fassbinder and Sharsky were hard at work chronicling the breaking story in Shanghai. Leo was crestfallen when he failed to impress his new roomie with his media empire, nor even the kitten calendars, but he ultimately shrugged it off and showed Sam the woman he intended to one day marry, Alice. Later that night he dragged Sam to the first fraternity party of the year, where he believed he was certain to get his "Spitzy Spitz" on.
Days later he had concocted a subtle and nuanced plan to woo Alice by presenting her with a meat-laden pizza. Unfortunately she brushed him off, and was ultimately more interested in Leo's roommate's scribbles. She didn't even grant Leo's humble request to watch! Women. Of course, shortly afterwards he discovered it was all an alien plot to silence his website's truth-finding mission. Realizing he had led his newfound friends into danger, he fled only to be captured by Grindor and taken to Megatron.
Curiously, the Decepticon leader seemed uninterested in Leo, apparently playing coy with the intrepid web journalist while he waxed loquacious about dissecting Sam. Thankfully the Autobots arrived, and understanding the crucial asset Leo represented assigned Bumblebee to safely evacuate him.
Now a fugitive alongside his friends, Leo's savvy again proved the key to unraveling the mystery as he used his inside contacts to lead Sam to former government agent Seymour Simmons. Though he and Simmons had crossed swords more than once on the internet, Leo was magnanimous, extending the olive branch to his rival. Thus, Simmons allowed Leo to play a central role in their crafty plan to infiltrate the Smithsonian Institute National Air and Space Museum. Successfully beguiling the guards, Leo took out several of them before his ninja-like moves proved a little too smooth, and he applied his taser to himself... in the gonads.
Leo recovered quickly, and was whisked away with the others to Egypt when the ancient Decepticon turncoat Jetfire opened a space bridge. Though he employed the catlike grace he was known for, his pride and joy was ultimately dealt another blow when Sam's girlfriend unceremoniously landed on it. Beginning to crack under the pressure of his awesome destiny, Leo nonetheless soldiered on, requiring only minor tasering from Simmons in order to remind him of his duty to Mother Earth and the human race.
Leo showed his uncanny powers of reasoning and skepticism as the group approached the Tomb of the Primes, his insightful observations leading Sam to discover the wonders hiding under his very nose. His steely resolve was likewise proven as he showed himself an able ally to Simmons in the decisive final battle. Resting only when the job was done, Leo stood as a true hero for our times. Revenge of the Fallen
