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[[Image:MTMTEDragstrip.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Step 1: Defend crotch. Step 2: Aim laser. Step 3: Fire randomly.]] | [[Image:MTMTEDragstrip.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Step 1: Defend crotch. Step 2: Aim laser. Step 3: Fire randomly.]] | ||
[[Drag Strip]] is a crazed, reckless speed freak. So of course someone gave him a weapon that controls one of the fundamental forces of the universe. His '''gravito-gun''' boosts the power of gravity itself — any unfortunate caught within its range will be torn to pieces, or crushed like a beer can on a fratboy's forehead. | [[Drag Strip]] is a crazed, reckless speed freak. So of course someone gave him a weapon that controls one of the fundamental forces of the universe. His '''gravito-gun''' boosts the power of gravity itself — any unfortunate caught within its range will be torn to pieces, or crushed like a beer can on a fratboy's forehead. | ||
Revision as of 21:29, 5 July 2010
Drag Strip is a crazed, reckless speed freak. So of course someone gave him a weapon that controls one of the fundamental forces of the universe. His gravito-gun boosts the power of gravity itself — any unfortunate caught within its range will be torn to pieces, or crushed like a beer can on a fratboy's forehead.
