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:''The Human Torch is a [[human]] from the [[Marvel Comics|Marvel]] portion of [[Crossovers]] [[continuity family]].''
:''The Human Torch is a [[human]] from the [[Marvel Comics|Marvel]] portion of [[Crossovers]] [[continuity family]].''


[[Image:CrossoversHumanTorchArt.jpg|thumb|325px|No, I wasn't left out of the 1978 Fantastic Four cartoon because people thought kids would light themselves on fire, it's because I was licensed to another production company. '''Yes''', Marvel used to try to market me separately from the Fantastic Four. I had my '''own''' stories, where I fought guys like Asbestos Man, The Painter Of 1000 Perils, and Paste Pot Pete! <small>Stop laughing, damn it! It was still better than the time I married a Skrull.</small>]]
[[Image:CrossoversHumanTorchArt.jpg|thumb|325px|No, I wasn't left out of [[wikipedia:Fantastic_Four_(1978_TV_series)|the 1978 ''Fantastic Four'' cartoon]] because people thought kids would light themselves on fire, it's because I was licensed to another production company. '''Yes''', Marvel used to try to market me separately from the Fantastic Four. I had my '''own''' stories, where I fought guys like Asbestos Man, The Painter Of 1000 Perils, and Paste Pot Pete! <small>Stop laughing, damn it! It was still better than the time I married a Skrull.</small>]]


The '''Human Torch''', alias '''Johnny Storm''', is a human... and yet he is a torch!  He possesses flame powers, which he uses to power his giant robotic battlesuit and its weaponry.
The '''Human Torch''', alias '''Johnny Storm''', is a human... and yet he is a torch!  He possesses flame powers, which he uses to power his giant robotic battlesuit and its weaponry.

Revision as of 16:23, 18 August 2010

The Human Torch is a human from the Marvel portion of Crossovers continuity family.
No, I wasn't left out of the 1978 Fantastic Four cartoon because people thought kids would light themselves on fire, it's because I was licensed to another production company. Yes, Marvel used to try to market me separately from the Fantastic Four. I had my own stories, where I fought guys like Asbestos Man, The Painter Of 1000 Perils, and Paste Pot Pete! Stop laughing, damn it! It was still better than the time I married a Skrull.

The Human Torch, alias Johnny Storm, is a human... and yet he is a torch! He possesses flame powers, which he uses to power his giant robotic battlesuit and its weaponry.

He is ON FIRE.

Toys

Crossovers

How many Torches can you name?
  • Human Torch (Marvel, 2008)
    • Accessories: 2 missiles
The Human Torch turns from an orange and silver robot into a jet of some sort, with both modes having lots of translucent flame detailing. He is equpped with two spring-loaded missile launchers (with missiles made of fire, naturally) attached to his arms in robot mode and wings in jet mode.


  • Human Torch (Marvel, 2010?)
    • Accessories: 2 missiles
A redeco of the previous toy based on Torch's outfit when he's not flaming on. His opaque plastic is now colored black and blue, while the orange translucent flames have been left alone.
Your bargaining posture is highly dubious.
Your bargaining posture is highly dubious.

Proceed on your way to oblivion.
This item has been canceled, with no current plans for release.

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