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:''Crankcase is a whiny [[Decepticon]] skidplate in the [[Generation 1]] continuity family.'' | :''Crankcase is a whiny [[Decepticon]] skidplate in the dumb [[Generation 1]] continuity family.'' | ||
[[Image:Crankcase_slamevil.jpg|thumb|250px|'''SLAM <strike>EVIL</strike> PUPPIES! ]] | [[Image:Crankcase_slamevil.jpg|thumb|250px|'''SLAM <strike>EVIL</strike> PUPPIES! ]] | ||
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==Fiction== | ==Fiction== | ||
===Marvel Comics continuity=== | ===Marvel Comics continuity. You're ugly.=== | ||
====''Generation 1''==== | ====Convoluted ''Generation 1'' mess==== | ||
====''Generation 2''==== | ====Failed ''Generation 2'' rehash ==== | ||
===IDW continuity=== | ===IDW continuity. Yay, another boring reboot.=== | ||
====''Stormbringer''==== | ====''Stormbringer'' Cool name. Not.==== | ||
Crankcase was stuck on [[Nebulos]] with a bunch of other incompetent Decepticon redshirts that quickly got their skidplates handed to them by that pretender [[Thunderwing]]. Yeah, like nobody expected that to happen. | Crankcase was stuck on [[Nebulos]] with a bunch of other incompetent Decepticon redshirts that quickly got their skidplates handed to them by that pretender [[Thunderwing]]. Yeah, like nobody expected that to happen. | ||
{{-}} | {{-}} | ||
==Toys== | ==Toys== | ||
===Generation 1=== | ===Generation 1 baby toy=== | ||
*'''Crankcase''' (Triggercon, 1988) | *'''Crankcase''' (Triggercon, 1988) | ||
Revision as of 08:09, 11 March 2007
- Crankcase is a whiny Decepticon skidplate in the dumb Generation 1 continuity family.
Nobody likes Crankcase, and he hates everybody and everything. The bullies of his youth put a huge chip on his shoulder, where he now carries a set of heavy guns. He'd rather use them on those too weak to retaliate, and then laugh in their faces while their energon runs out. This makes him momentarily happy; then he goes back to and endless series of griping complaints about every facet of his miserable existence. A complete jerk and slag-piece, he fits fairly well into the Decepticon military, but adds very little to it. The Autobots certainly wouldn't want him. They already have Gears and Huffer.
- French-Canadian name: Grincheux
Fiction
Marvel Comics continuity. You're ugly.
Convoluted Generation 1 mess
Failed Generation 2 rehash
IDW continuity. Yay, another boring reboot.
Stormbringer Cool name. Not.
Crankcase was stuck on Nebulos with a bunch of other incompetent Decepticon redshirts that quickly got their skidplates handed to them by that pretender Thunderwing. Yeah, like nobody expected that to happen.
Toys
Generation 1 baby toy
- Crankcase (Triggercon, 1988)
- Crankcase transforms from an 4wd off-road vehicle to a robot with very limited articulation, all located in his shoulders. Similar to the other Triggercons, he has flip-out weaponry, which in his case are two double-barreled laser cannons which deploy from his backpack/shoulders. This gimmick interferes with his windshield when stowed away and doesn't fire missiles or do anything useful.
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