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[[Image:LegionRape1.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy and it tastes like loving you!]] | [[Image:LegionRape1.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy and it tastes like loving you!]] | ||
His name is '''Legion''', a new species of [[Transformers]] created when the [[Unicron]]-enhanced cells of the [[Decepticon]] leader [[Galvatron (G1)|Galvatron]] were spread throughout [[Earth|Earth's]] atmosphere in the year 2005. Fusing with various creatures and vehicles | His name is '''Legion''', a new species of [[Transformers]] created when the [[Unicron]]-enhanced cells of the [[Decepticon]] leader [[Galvatron (G1)|Galvatron]] were spread throughout [[Earth|Earth's]] atmosphere in the year 2005. Fusing with various creatures and vehicles, wearing the face of [[Megatron (G1)|Megatron]] and sporting a trouser-snake for a tounge, the vicious Legion army has converged on the city of [[Tokyo]], the site of Galvatron's catastrophic impact. | ||
They appear to have fluid-filled organic components and enjoy the taste of sweet, sweet [[Kiss Player]] flesh. They're kind of horrible. | They appear to have fluid-filled organic components and enjoy the taste of sweet, sweet [[Kiss Player]] flesh. They're kind of horrible. | ||
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==Fiction== | ==Fiction== | ||
===Kiss Player=== | ===Kiss Player=== | ||
Following a presumably Legion-related subway attack in Japan, a lone Legion member came upon a bleakly despairing [[Atari Hitotonari]] and offered to end her suffering by killing her. Cornering the panicked girl, it was about to make good on its offer when the Ne-04 [[Autrooper]] interfered. When the Autrooper disgorged the unconscious Kiss Player [[Shao-Shao Li]], Atari merged with it and quickly beheaded the Legion, seemingly terminating it. | Following a presumably Legion-related subway attack in Japan, a lone Legion member came upon a bleakly despairing [[Atari Hitotonari]] and offered to end her suffering by killing her. Cornering the panicked girl, it was about to make good on its offer when the Ne-04 [[Autrooper]] interfered. When the Autrooper disgorged the unconscious Kiss Player [[Shao-Shao Li]], Atari merged with it and quickly beheaded the Legion, seemingly terminating it. Behold, the girl did something useful, surely Armageddon is nigh! | ||
Shao later awoke to find herself a prisoner in one of several tubes containing very alive and hungry Legion heads in the basement of [[Earth Defense Command]] headquarters. It appears that the E.D.C. has been conducting human experimentation on captured Legion units for an unknown purpose. | Shao later awoke to find herself a prisoner in one of several tubes containing very alive and hungry Legion heads in the basement of [[Earth Defense Command]] headquarters. It appears that the E.D.C. has been conducting human experimentation on captured Legion units for an unknown purpose. This experimentation seemed to consist solely of feeding ''their own staff'' to the hungerin' Legion. Must have been in the really fine print on the contract. | ||
Another Legion that attacked [[Marissa Faireborn]] at sea was described by [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] as a [[ParasiTech]] fusion between an octopus and a shipwreck. As ParasiTech fusions are also used by the Autroopers of the [[Earth Defense Command]], it may be that there is a connection between the two. A SINISTER one. | Another Legion that attacked [[Marissa Faireborn]] at sea was described by [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] as a [[ParasiTech]] fusion between an octopus and a shipwreck. As ParasiTech fusions are also used by the Autroopers of the [[Earth Defense Command]], it may be that there is a connection between the two. A Dark connection. A SINISTER connection. But what could it be? (reads up one paragraph) Oh. | ||
[[Image:Ypsilanti tower.JPG|left|thumb|200px|Legion's tongue and the Ypsilanti water tower...coincidence, or EDC conspiracy?]] | [[Image:Ypsilanti tower.JPG|left|thumb|200px|Legion's tongue and the Ypsilanti water tower...coincidence, or EDC conspiracy?]] | ||
Less than six months after joining the E.D.C., Atari ate an omelette (which she had prepared) that contained a miniaturized Legion. The surprisingly communicative and wacky intestinal invader was engaged and defeated by Atari's shrunken Autrooper and dissolved in the girl's digestive acids. There was, astoundingly, nothing psychosexual about the encounter beyond this. | Less than six months after joining the E.D.C., Atari ate an omelette (which she had prepared) that contained a miniaturized Legion. The surprisingly communicative and wacky intestinal invader was engaged and defeated by Atari's shrunken Autrooper and dissolved in the girl's digestive acids. There was, astoundingly, nothing psychosexual about the encounter beyond this. Of course the Autrooper then had to spoil it all by having Atari shove her finger down her throat to puke him out. | ||
A group of 23 Legions attacked the recently reconstructed Tokyo Bay Bridge, but were defeated by the combined efforts of [[Hot Rod]] and Shao-Shao, though not before repeatedly attempting to molest Shao with their tentacles. | A group of 23 Legions attacked the recently reconstructed Tokyo Bay Bridge, but were defeated by the combined efforts of [[Hot Rod]] and Shao-Shao, though not before repeatedly attempting to molest Shao with their tentacles. WHAT IS IT JAPAN!? DOES THIS TURN YOU ON!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY MAKE US SUFFER!? | ||
Recently, a black-haired girl with black clothes and a pained appearance has been observed in Legion company. Though her body heat did not show up on Hot Rod's thermograph, it is possible that she is the first identified Kiss Player for the Legion army. | Recently, a black-haired girl with black clothes and a pained appearance has been observed in Legion company. Though her body heat did not show up on Hot Rod's thermograph, it is possible that she is the first identified Kiss Player for the Legion army. | ||
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* The Legions are possibly inspired by the Biblical demon of the same name. | * The Legions are possibly inspired by the Biblical demon of the same name. | ||
* Let's just be honest: the Legion's prehensile tongues are ''explicity'' phallic. There, it's been said. | * Let's just be honest: the Legion's prehensile tongues are ''explicity'' phallic. There, it's been said. We got it off our chest, and now we can go back to our normal lives pretending the Legion never existed and that we never read this page. The dreams will haunt us though, for years, oh yes...(shudders)...so cold... | ||
Revision as of 02:39, 9 March 2008
- The Legion are Transformers from the Kiss Players series.
His name is Legion, a new species of Transformers created when the Unicron-enhanced cells of the Decepticon leader Galvatron were spread throughout Earth's atmosphere in the year 2005. Fusing with various creatures and vehicles, wearing the face of Megatron and sporting a trouser-snake for a tounge, the vicious Legion army has converged on the city of Tokyo, the site of Galvatron's catastrophic impact.
They appear to have fluid-filled organic components and enjoy the taste of sweet, sweet Kiss Player flesh. They're kind of horrible.
Fiction
Kiss Player
Following a presumably Legion-related subway attack in Japan, a lone Legion member came upon a bleakly despairing Atari Hitotonari and offered to end her suffering by killing her. Cornering the panicked girl, it was about to make good on its offer when the Ne-04 Autrooper interfered. When the Autrooper disgorged the unconscious Kiss Player Shao-Shao Li, Atari merged with it and quickly beheaded the Legion, seemingly terminating it. Behold, the girl did something useful, surely Armageddon is nigh!
Shao later awoke to find herself a prisoner in one of several tubes containing very alive and hungry Legion heads in the basement of Earth Defense Command headquarters. It appears that the E.D.C. has been conducting human experimentation on captured Legion units for an unknown purpose. This experimentation seemed to consist solely of feeding their own staff to the hungerin' Legion. Must have been in the really fine print on the contract.
Another Legion that attacked Marissa Faireborn at sea was described by Optimus Prime as a ParasiTech fusion between an octopus and a shipwreck. As ParasiTech fusions are also used by the Autroopers of the Earth Defense Command, it may be that there is a connection between the two. A Dark connection. A SINISTER connection. But what could it be? (reads up one paragraph) Oh.
Less than six months after joining the E.D.C., Atari ate an omelette (which she had prepared) that contained a miniaturized Legion. The surprisingly communicative and wacky intestinal invader was engaged and defeated by Atari's shrunken Autrooper and dissolved in the girl's digestive acids. There was, astoundingly, nothing psychosexual about the encounter beyond this. Of course the Autrooper then had to spoil it all by having Atari shove her finger down her throat to puke him out.
A group of 23 Legions attacked the recently reconstructed Tokyo Bay Bridge, but were defeated by the combined efforts of Hot Rod and Shao-Shao, though not before repeatedly attempting to molest Shao with their tentacles. WHAT IS IT JAPAN!? DOES THIS TURN YOU ON!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY MAKE US SUFFER!?
Recently, a black-haired girl with black clothes and a pained appearance has been observed in Legion company. Though her body heat did not show up on Hot Rod's thermograph, it is possible that she is the first identified Kiss Player for the Legion army.
Trivia
- The first Legion seen in the Kiss Players manga is based on the Alternators Windcharger/Decepticharge mold, with a Megatron-esque head and odd triplicate headlights. This appears to be a common, though not universal, body type for the group.
- The Legions are possibly inspired by the Biblical demon of the same name.
- Let's just be honest: the Legion's prehensile tongues are explicity phallic. There, it's been said. We got it off our chest, and now we can go back to our normal lives pretending the Legion never existed and that we never read this page. The dreams will haunt us though, for years, oh yes...(shudders)...so cold...
