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== Smoothjazz ==
Someone tell me how to make a hyperlink?


My Name is Smoothjazz and I recently joined the wiki, hence why I have NO IDEA how to make working links or pictures despite reading the instructions on the editing help page (I was never on reading things like that). Despite not buying comics or toys I believe I have a considerably good knowledge of Transformers, given my resources.
Jazz is awesome. Deal with it.
 
The reason I don't have many toys or comics? The first Transformers cartoon I watched was ''Energon''. Yeah, it seemed I was doomed. But alas, I escaped the clutches of terrible animation and dull surprise to acquire the Transformers G1 Season 2 Box-set! This made transformers for me (It was season two and I was incredibly young so I had no idea about Perceptor, Blaster, Warpath, Tracks and others 'being there the whole time').
 
Here are my quick reviews of all continuities:
 
G1 - TV Series:
Favourite Characters:  Optimus Prime, Tracks, Blaster, Jazz, Hound, Ultra Magnus (He's movie and onwards but YOU can deal with that now!) Perceptor, Wheeljack, Grimlock (Dinobots in general), Ratchet, Nightbeat, Megatron, Soundwave (wish he had even more cassettes from the comics into the series), Starscream, Shockwave, Blitzwing, Astro Train, Scorponok (IDW Comic Version), Overlord (IDW Comic Version)
 
Worst Characters:      Windcharger (Don't know why), Brawn (Don't know why), Blurr (Wouldn't shut up), Springer (Han Solo-impersonator), Daniel Witwicky (STOP CRYING!), Huffer (I wanted him and Gears MAULED in the film, torn limb-from-limb), Gears, Wheelie (Kill me now), Omega Supreme (Mainly because he was never there - giant freaking robot just lets his mates get killed. DOUCHE)
 
Rating:                5* (Seasons 1-2) 4* (Movie - I kinda liked the deaths but the disappearing act annoyed me. I heard there was an idea of the pre-movie bots destroying some tower or something on Unicron or Cybertron), 1* (Season 3)
 
General Review:        The original. Like all transformers series it was a series of adverts, but hey, this is the TFWiki. So many concepts and ideas and characters, enough to make me nerdgasm. OPTIMUS PRIME!!! MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP!!! UNICRON!!! EVERY CHARACTER EXCEPT THE ONES LISTED ABOVE IN THE WORST CHARACTERS SECTION!!! FEMALE AUTOBOTS!!! JAZZ!!! COMBINERS!!! EVERYTHING!!!
 
 
 
Beast Wars
 
Favourite Characters:  Rattrap (later on), Rhinox, Dinobot, Optimus Primal (Optimal Optimus only), Waspinator, Megatron, Rampage
 
Worst Characters:      Cheetor (if it weren't for copyright/trademark, it's pretty obvious that he would have been a bee), Tigatron (DUNNO)
 
Rating:                5*
 
General Review:        Who didn't love Beast Wars? After the initial shock, of course. Trukk not Munky didn't matter after the first few episodes and the visual detail was stunning. Good storylines and a load of G1 references to boot (CGI Versions look amazing!) made Beast Wars epic.
 
 
 
 
 
Robots in Disguise
 
Favourite Characters:  Nobody
 
Worst Characters:      Everybody
 
Rating:                -100000000000000000000000000000000*
 
General Review:        I hated Robots in Disguise. It was a terrible reboot. They tried to combine Beast Wars with G1 and got Transmutate.
 
 
 
 
 
Armada
 
General Review:        I don't know about Armada but I heard it had a slow start and got better as it progressed. I never really watched it.
 
 
 
 
 
Energon
 
Favourite Characters:  Inferno (Until Reformatting), Megatron (Very, very cool - design wasn't but that voice)
 
Worst Characters:      Ironhide (Dull surprise much?), Kicker (Prime should have kicked him off the planet), Optimus Prime (Fattymus Prime, surprised his toy wasn't a brick)
 
Rating:                2* (The music was cool)
 
General Review:        Poor animation, lack of effort, defeating Unicron twice just to get in some repaints but the music was good. Inferno was cool until Roadblock. The hero's death was spoiled when he said 'I'll be back'. I mean WTF?
 
 
 
 
Cybertron
 
Favourite Characters:    Scattershot (The billion missiles tipped my favour), Jetfire (The accent) and Red Alert (dunno why)
 
Worst Characters:        Megatron's design (MEGATRON SHOULD NOT BE A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
 
Rating:                  3*
 
General Reviews:        It was okay but the continuation from Energon was as faulty as the Armada-Energon one, Galvatron turns back into Megatron and becomes Galvatron (FACEPALM)
 
 
 
 
 
Animated
 
General Review:          A lot of references to past series but a bit childish for my liking. Plus I hate what they did for Soundwave.
 
 
 
 
Movies
 
General Review:          Spectacular special effects and sexy ladies ruined by Optimus' head fetish, the childish comedy segments, the numerous plot-holes, Starscream's lack of treachery, Soundwave's weird mouth, the Matrix being a dagger, Stereotypical twins, poor plots and disappearing characters between films (Leo Spitz, Maggie Madsen, Glenn Whittaker, Megan Fox).
 
 
Prime
 
General Review:          Thank you God! Finally good visuals combined with story-telling at a quality that was last seen with Beast Wars. I love it, watch every episode.
 
 
== Locations ==
 
Cybertron
*Iacon
*Kalis
*Helex
*Kaon
*Vos
*Tarn
*Nyon
*Crystal City
*Fort Scyx
*Altihex
*Trypticon Station
*Moonbase One
*Moonbase Two
*Six Lasers Over Cybertron
 
== Creativity ==
 
I make a lot of OC's and I'm going to come of sounding idiotic for some things that I claim. I write fan-fiction and in one of my prototypes I thought of something like Dark Energon but never thought of a name for it so I didn't use it. When trying to think of Gestalt names I thought of Monstructor but found it was already done (To be honest, it's a simplistic name).
 
    My OC'S
* Knifedge
*Turbulence
*Rockwell
*Apollo
*Dispatch
*Flatfoot
*Warcry
*Crackwhip
*Gumshoe
*Bluecoat
*Axis
*Bunker
*Nickel
*Saloon
*Roadhouse
*Vertex
*Starboard
*Kaleido
*Dregs
*12-Rounds
*Pixel
*Tesla
*Ogive
*Hypotenuse
*Hyperbola
*Eardrum
*Nook
*Cranny
*Upbeat
*Reroute
*Mortar
*Carbon
*Sulphur
*Argon
*Mercury
*Prometheus
*Saturn
*Pluto
*Amino
*Enzyme
*Flair
*Condo
*Downpour
*Capsize
*Blossom
*Possum
*Fret
*Gauge
*8 Ball
*1 Nil
*Icarus
*Loco
*Tempest
*Solitaire
*Sunrise
*Combustor
*Sub-Zero
*Emcee
*Bloodsport
*Spearhead
*Strata
*Alcove
*Granite
*Fuzz
*Stockpile
*Barbell
*Pulley
*Cuckoo
*Force 9
*Raze
*Litterbug
*Debris
*Backlog
*Gravedigger
*Tombstone
*Deep 6
*Flatbed
*Molar
*Gunrunner
*Hardhat
*Jukebox
*Sire
*Betrus
*Lux
*Flintlock
*Furore
*Pinprick
*Piledriver
*Errand
*Ambush
*Staticshock
*Quetzal
*Fadeaway
*Bareback
*Pitstop
*Tungsten
*Wolfram
*Eyespy
*Bolts
*Southpaw
*Rockface
*Shutterbug
*Stutterbox
*Jabhook
*Bottleneck
*Nicknack
*Backbone
*Warhead
*Hind
*Airstrike
*Detriment
*Crag
*Jet-Lag
*Survey
*Screwloose
*Bookend
*Spiro
*Omnibus
*Hardknock
*Shootout
*Cistern
*Layton
*Chromosome
*Nucleus
*Steelfin
*Igneous
*Bookcase
*Aplite
*Basalt
*Dacite
*Gabbro
*Kimberlite
*Timbre
*Bassline
*Pumice
*Lightbulb
*Skittle
*Firewood
*Bandwagon
*Creed
*Charcoal
*Chainmail
*Haystack
*Anagram
*Ragtag
*Barista
*Psychosis
*Cage
*Foghorn
*Whistle
*Mare
*Sinbin
*Penalty
*Flyby
*Target
*Footprint
*Bonfire
*Tad
*Goldfire
*Leviathan
 
Wow, 150+ OC's :O I'll update this when I can. About 97% aren't just random names like Drixco
 
I would love to hear ideas for OC's (I would credit you as the creator)
 
== Fan-Fiction ==
 
I write fan-fiction and have yet to post any stories but when I do I shall enclose the link. On this page I will be doing notes when I can for anyone who cares to read my fan-fiction. Why I do this is unclear because I will probably not have a lot a readers and even less will be on here but it keeps me content.
 
                  21st July, 2013
        Colourings:
Nightbeat:    Cybertronian Form - Blue & Yellow
              Earthly Form - Black
 
Jolt:        Alternates between White & Blue
 
Jetfire:      Blue and Red
 
Megatron:    FOC-Inspired Black and Silver
 
Ratchet:      White & Red
 
Bluestreak:  Blue (HALLELUJAH)
 
Smokescreen:  Grey
 
Windcharger:  Red & Grey
 
Brawn:        Brown & Grey
 
Bludgeon:    Black & Red
 
Scorponok:    Green & Black
 
Overlord:    Blue
 
Thunderclash: Blue & Silver
 
Rodimus:      Red w. Flame Decals
 
Rumble:      Blue (Are you mad?)
 
Frenzy:      Red & Black
 
Enemy:        Black & Red
 
Laserbeak:    Black & Red
 
Buzzsaw:      Green
 
Squawktalk:  Light Blue
 
Garboil:      Orange
 
Blackarachnia: Black (WELL NO S---)
 
Hummingbird Trio: Purple
 
Soundwave:    Blue
 
Ratbat:      Purple
 
Ravage:      Black
 
Perceptor:    Red
 
Skids:        Blue (IDW, NOT BAYVERSE)
 
Mudflap:      Red
 
Grapple:      Orange
 
Winch:        Brown
 
Highbeam:    Blue
 
Grimlock:    Yellow & Black
 
Hound:        Green
 
Gears:        Red & Blue
 
Shockwave:    Purple
 
Blitzwing:    Purple
 
Thrust:      Red
 
Dirge:        Blue
 
Sunspot:      Orange
 
Acid Rain:    Green
 
Cliffjumper:  Red
 
Arcee:        Black
 
Elita-One:    Nuclear Red
 
Chromia:      Blue
 
Greenlight:  Green
 
Synch:        Blue
 
Tankor:      Red
 
Warpath:      Red
 
Beachcomber:  Blue
 
Seaspray:    Blue
 
Springer:    Green
 
Cosmos:      Green
 
Kup:          Light Blue
 
Impactor:    Red & Black
 
Whirl:        Blue & White
 
Pyro:        Orange
 
Ironfist:    Black
 
Astro Train:  White & Purple
 
 
== Combiners & Teams ==
 
These are my versions of the combiners and other squads. I may update this.
 
Aerialbots/Superion
*Silverbolt
*Air Raid
*Skyline
*Ozone
*Breakaway
Honorary Aerialbots
*Jetfire
*Stratosphere
 
Protectobots/Defensor
*Hot Spot
*Streetwise
*Groove
*First Aid
*Evac
 
Throttlebots/Excellion
*Chase
*Freeway
*Rush
*Turbocharger
*Exhaust
 
Technobots/Computron
*Afterburner
*Lightspeed
*Nosecone
*Strafe
*Nosecone
 
Omnibots/Assemblor (Original)
*Hoist
*Winch
*Grapple
*Highbeam
*Hauler
 
Voyagers/Hyperion (Original)
*Flareburst
*Searchlight
*Tracer
*Hydrocore
*Sureshot
 
Dinobots
*Grimlock
*Slug
*Snarl
*Swoop
*Sludge
 
Wreckers
*Impactor
*Whirl - FORMER MEMBER
*Pyro
*Twin Twist
*Topspin
*Leadfoot
**Steeljaw
*Roadbuster
*Rack'n'Ruin
*Bulkhead
*Gears
*Sandstorm
*Broadside
*Ironfist
*Guzzle
*Bunker
*Blockbuster
*Springer
*Gauze
*Valve
 
Recordibots
*Steeljaw
*Punch
*Rewind
*Eject
*Playback
*Grand Slam
*Raindance
*Pounce
*Bullseye
*Tracker
*Flip Sides
*Paddles
*Rattrap
*Amp
*Blackjack
*Decibel
*Que
*Brains
*Wheels (NOT G1 VERSION)
*Snowcat (TIGATRON-INSPIRED)
*Bolts
*Eyespy
*Cheetor
 
Constructicons/Devastator
*Scrapper
*Hook
*Mixmaster
*Long Haul
*Bonecrusher
*Skipjack
Non-Combining Leader
*Scavenger (Based on Bayverse Scavenger - Demolisher body-type)
 
Stunticons/Menasor
*Motormaster
*Dead End
*Drag Strip
*Breakdown
*Wildrider
 
Combaticons/Bruticus
*Onslaught
*Brawl
*Swindle
*Vortex
*Blast-Off
 
Helicons/Tornadox
*Grindcore
*Gyrator
*Rotorstorm
*Blades
*Brink
 
Horrorcons/Abominus
*Apeface
*Weirdwolf
*Snapdragon
*Cutthroat
*Sinnertwin
*Rippersnapper
 
Havocons/Hurricane
*Switchblade
*Battleaxe
*Impalor
*Scar
*Gunrunner
*Grit
 
Eradicons/Tormentor
*Warcry
*Hun-Grrr
*Skullcruncher
*Gutbuster
*Blot
*Thumbtack
 
Monstructor Six/ Monstructor
*Slog
*Scowl
*Wildfly
*Bristleback
*Birdbrain
*Icepick
 
Cassetticons
*Waspinator
*Howlback
*Garboil
*Viewfinder
*Spectro
*Spyglass
*Ravage
*Laserbeak
*Ratbat
*Rumble
*Frenzy
*Enemy
*Overkill
*Slugfest
*Blackarachnia
*Reedman
*Sundor
*Stinger
*Scalpel
*Squawkbox
**Beastbox
**Squawktalk
*Buzzsaw
 
Predacons
*Predaking
 
Dreads
*Crankcase
*Crowbar
*Hatchet
*Grinch
*Gouge
*Cull
*Ransack
*Killzone
*Hind
*Chinook
 
Wow, you actually read it to the bottom. I salute you.

Revision as of 15:04, 3 August 2013

Someone tell me how to make a hyperlink?

Jazz is awesome. Deal with it.