User:Spydersix

My God, this guy's captions suck!

spyder is awesome. Period, end of story. He's just awesome. And knows a decent amount about Transformers, too. He has a degree in Transformerology with a specialty in the Aligned continuity family.

In all seriousness, I am very passionate about Transformers. It's gotten me thorough some really hard times in my life. Some of my friends think I'm crazy for liking "a stupid kid's franchise", but I really don't give a f*ck. I also seriously care about the Transformers Wiki, more than most people realize.

In addition to the pages I've created (see below), I also regularly contribute to the Aligned timeline page.

And one day, I will write an essay about why the Aligned continuity family is the best.

Not all new users who fuck with captions turn out to be annoying bastards.

I've been busy lately.

Prime Wiki

I've started my own wiki specifically dedicated to Transformers: Prime. I need some more admins and contributors, so if anyone feels like helping out, you're welcome to come over. Here's the link.

To do

• Ask someone if there is a way to hide edits people make to their own user pages (mostly so I stop pissing people off with my user page edits :)

• Write that essay I mentioned above.

• Create random pages that are needed (To enhance my "ego wall").

Advice to budding Transformers fans

So congratulations, you have become a fan of the greatest science fiction and toy franchise known to man. First, you need to know that learning the lore is a very complicated process and takes years. Even I, who have spent half a decade loving the Transformers franchise, probably only know about 20-30 percent of the lore, and of that, I probably only know 5% of that well. Alright, so it's a lot more than that, but don't forget, I've been a fan for five whole years.

Transformers lore is essentially one giant clusterfuck of irreconcilable stories. Read that sentence again. Remember it when you're about to shoot somebody because you've become so irritated by continuity errors (Which you'll get used to eventually, anyway). There are many, many continuities to deal with. Hint: Pick one to concentrate on. And don't mess with the Japanese ones until you're ready.

Don't bash continuities you don't like (Unless they deserve it, of course). And don't put down every continuity except G1, because most people will hate you.

Once you find a continuity you like, concentrate on learning it well. If it is a current one, keep up with it. I strongly reccommend the aligned continuity family, especially the Prime cartoon.

If you want to contribute to this site, read the Style guide. Learn to edit properly. And no matter how much you think Walky is a dick, don't say it. You'll probably regret it if you do.

Once again, congratulations on becoming a Transformers fan. Follow my advice, and I guarantee you'll love it.

Any questions, or complaints about how I revert stuff, come to my talk page. -- spyder

Stuff I've Created

Not to be egotistic, but the list was getting long.

Personal Stuff

Random, stupid facts about him

• Skipped a grade

• The only person on the face of the earth who has not jumped on the Facebook bandwagon

• GIANT Transformers fan (okay, maybe that one's not that stupid)

This can't end well....

My Problems

• I get jealous when other people edit pages I created.

• I keep obsessing over Transformers Prime: The Game.

• I suck at making captions. Of the around 15 that I've written, only one is still there.

Important Stuff

Favorite Prime story arcs

• Darkness Rising

• One Shall Stand

Favorite Generation 1 story arcs

• The Ultimate Doom

• The Return of Optimus Prime

Favorite Characters

• 1.) Optimus Prime (Prime)

• 2.) Optimus Prime (Movie)

• 3.) Beachbreak

Something I Can't Wait to Do

• Put Transformers Prime: The Game in an article (I figured out how I could fit that in an article about five minutes after I wrote that. In multiple articles, actually).

• 

  You went deep up your ass to pull this one out, Megatron.

Some More Important Stuff

Things that should never have been created

• Comic books

• Honestly, Japan, what the hell is wrong with you?

Characters that should never have been created

• Bulkhead:No. Ironhide:That's more like it. (Although I do understand why that decision was made.)

• Worst. Doctor. Ever.

• Appliancebots

Shit That's Getting Annoying (But That is Also Kinda Cool)

• Water

• HGH

• Crack

• Kryptonite

• Nitrous

I Hate EVERYONE

I swear to Primus, if one more person on YouTube calls the Fall of Cybertron ending a plot hole, I'm gonna be pissed.

Bastards

This guy, beast, dragon, thing, well, whatever the hell he is, needs to show up now.

• Starscream (Prime)

• Megatron (Movie)

• Knock Out (Prime)

• MECH

• Who ever did this.

Idiots

• Starscream (Movie)

• Breakdown (Prime)

• MECH

Sh*theads

Real People

• Vandals (No joke, they really piss me off).

• The Tea Party. Idiots.

• Asshole.

Characters

• BAD KITTY!!

Why?

• These little monsters