Transformers: Renegade Rhetoric
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Cy-Kill returns to spread more terrorist propaganda the good word of the righteous Renegades.
Synopsis
2015
- November 5 — Cy-Kill announces that the Transcendent Technomorphs can't keep him off their airwaves and that he has returned to spread Renegade gospel to his loyal vassals.
- November 10 — Cy-Kill talks about his return home and his first battle against the Guardians, halting Leader-1's big push. He masterfully dodges a question about the universal stream designation of his home universe.
- November 17 — Cy-Kill tells us about the time he tried to temporarily clone himself and some of his troops. Things quickly went wrong when 'Cy-Kill Prime' decided to usurp the original Cy-Kill, forcing the Renegade leader to team up with the Guardians.
- November 24 — In response to a question, we learn that Cy-Kill has a low opinion of brainwashing thanks to an earlier scheme of his.
- December 1 — Cy-Kill regales us with a story about the Master Renegade and Zero and how the duo conspired to conquer Earth for themselves with the help of Gobot-destroying algae.
- December 4 — Cy-Kill is not pleased to learn that there are other Leader-1s running around out there in the multiverse.
- December 8 — Getting his hands on combiner technology has been a long-term goal for Cy-Kill. He tells us about an earlier attempt to parley favor with a tribe of combining Rock Lords. Although his gambit ended in failure, the tale seems to have given Cy-Kill a new idea...
- December 15 — Cy-Kill recounts a time where he very nearly defeated Leader-1; after the Guardian leader was critically wounded rescuing some aliens from a Renegade attack, he fell into a coma and dreamed about some of his earlier adventures.
- December 17 — Cy-Kill describes his newest plan: rebuilding Puzzler with the help of some purloined Cybertronian technology. Unfortunately, both Puzzler and Monsterous were defeated by Courageous and the other Guardians.
- December 25 — Cy-Kill remembers a Yuletide scheme where he attempted to build an anti-Guardian field around Earth. His endeavour was ultimately foiled after Good Knight convinced Cop-Tur that this plan would upset Santa Claus.
- December 28- January 1, 2016 — Cy-Kill tells us about Bladez and the escapades of the Robo-Rebels, a dysfunctional squadron of rookie Guardians.
2016
- January 4 — Cy-Kill describes another encounter with the rogue Dr. Braxis.
- January 5-6 — Cy-Kill's spy Snoop has intercepted some Guardian documents regarding the further adventures of the RoGuns on the planet Quartex, including their encounters with the Jewel Lords and the shocking origin story of the Rock Lords!
Mentioned characters
(Numbers indicate order of appearance.)
| Guardians | Renegades |
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Notes
- Renegade Rhetoric came about because you voted Cy-Kill as the most popular guest columnist for Ask Vector Prime. Congratulations. You have successfully aided a professed terrorist. What kind of Transformers fan do you think you are?
- Most of the longer stories in the column are (affectionate) spoofs of '80s stock cartoon plots. These are sometimes accompanied by fake 'character models' drawn to represent key characters or costume changes.
References
- When asked what universe he's in, Cy-Kill says "Level 1": the GoBots' own way of listing their home dimension, rather than ours.
- The November 10 post describes a battle wherein all the Wendy's GoBots toys meet and fight.
See also
- The Renegade Rhetoric portion of the Ask Vector Prime archive
- Renegade Rhetoric archive at the Transformers Wiki
