David Willis

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They don't come much more flattering than this.

David Willis is one of several fan-artists who has made the jump to working on official Transformers product. He is also known as User:ItsWalky here on MediaWiki. Don't go near him in person, he has Class 2 Ear Fungus and is a threat to everyone around him.


Fan Club artwork

DAVID WILLIS HAS HORRIBLE TEETH AND THINKS HE'S FUNNY WITH HIS SNARKY COMMENTS ABOUT TRANSFORMERS. HE CRITICIZES PEOPLE WHO BUY STOLEN TRANSFORMERS FROM ASIA, BUT PURCHASES MANY HIMSELF. HE IS A PATHETIC WORM OF A BOY TRAPPED IN THE OILY AND UNMATURED FORM OF A 29 YEAR OLD HUMAN MALE. HE ALSO LURKS ALL THE MESSAGEBOARDS, AND THINKS HE IS GOD OF THE TRANSFORMERS WIKIA. CHECK OUT HIS "WONDERFUL" VIDEO REVIEWS FOR MORE...DAVID WILLIS, YOUR SHIRT IS SO UGLY, MY PENIS FELL OFF AND RAN OUT THE DOOR SCARED.

PROTIP: DAVID WILLIS RAGED WHEN FUN PUBLICATIONS WOULDN'T USE THEM FOR THEIR CONVENTIONS, OR CONFER TO HIM AS A "FAN". HE THREW A HISSY FIT, BUT CONTINUES TO ATTEND THE CONVENTIONS. WHY? BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL IDIOT THAT SEEMS TO THINK HE'S A TRANSFORMERS GURU OR IDOL.

PROTIP: DAVID, GO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING SHIRT, BRUSH YOUR TEETH, AND COMB YOUR HAIR.