Hasbro Transformers Collectors' Club issue #29

	; Best cover of all time. Period. We're sorry we made fun of all those other covers. This is it. IDW may as well close up shop. Fun Publications can lose the license and it won't even matter. Fire all the artists. Art is dead and this cover killed it. Just re-release this issue every couple of months. Heck, just mail out the cover on its own. Wallpaper a room with 'em. Come election year, wander around town stuffing them in letterboxes. Load them into shuttles and launch them into space, so that aliens' first contact with our culture can be through this glorious image. Here before you is proof that God exists, and he has manifested himself in the form of whoever created this masterpiece. If you think it sounds like we're exaggerating our feelings about this cover for comedic effect, then clearly you need to buy some glasses and take a good long look at yourself followed by a longer look at this cover. The entirety of human history has led to this moment. All we're saying is that it can only go KDOWN from here.
Publisher	Fun Publications
First published	early October 2009
Cover date	Oct/Nov 09

Editor-In-Chief: Brian Savage
Editor: Pete Sinclair
Creative Director/Layout: Lanny Lathem
Associate Editor: Ben Yee
Associate Editor: Jesse Wittenrich
Research Editor: Karl Hartman
Lead Writer: Rik Alvarez
Columnist: Rob Meyer
Head Proofreader: Heather Choplin
Proofreader: Mark Baker-Wright
Resident Colorist: Drew Eiden
Resident Artist: Evan Gauntt
Staff: Greg Sepelak and Trent Troop
Featured Artists: Nick Roche and John Flores

On the cover: a parody of the poster for the movie "Up" with Steeljaw, a kiddie Kup, and a normal Kup all dangling from Metroplex on a Quintesson's tentacle. It is simply too perfect for mortal eyes. (p. 1)
Inside cover: "Brian's Bytes and Bolts", "From the Editor's Desk" (p. 2)
Animated "Defense And Security" Tech Specs: (p. 3)
- Seaspray
- Warpath
"The Movies That Made the Transformers" by Pete Sinclair and Jesse Wittenrich, an editorial about the original '86 movie and the '07 movie and the differences in fan reactions (pp. 3 & 7)
"Wow! 2010 Preview!" pictures of upcoming Revenge of the Fallen figures: Deluxe Class Dirge and Lockdown, Legends Class Soundwave and Wheelie, Voyager Class Bludgeon, and Human Alliance Barricade (Sadly not a single Kup is present.) (pp. 4-6)
Bios in the style of More than Meets the Eye:
- Shattered Glass Heatwave (p. 8)
- Shattered Glass Cyclonus (p. 9)
"Reunification: Part 5" - comic story (pp. 10-15)
"The Back Cover..." (p. 16)
- Around Cybertron
- "Rob's Hot Pick! Made phresh just for you!"
- Mini Mayhem!

Notes

The number of profiles drops back down to just two with this issue. On the other hand, a tiny banner saying "Shattered Glass" has been added across the corner of each.
In the profile for SG Cyclonus, "imminent" is misspelled.