The Return of the Transformers

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Cheer up Emo Kid!

Danny Phillips is convinced the Transformers are peaceful ambassadors of love and understanding.
Yeah, this is going to be a rude awakening.


Stats

Originally published in: Marvel UK Annual 1986
Date: December 1986
Writer: James Hill
Art: John Stokes
Colouring: ?

Main Characters: Danny Phillips, Jetfire, the Aerialbots

Synopsis

Danny Phillips became obsessed with the Transformers after being rescued from a fire by Inferno, he became convinced (despite all evidence to the contrary,) that they can come to earth to promote peace and understanding, and became obsessed with finding them. Hoping to distract her son from his fixation, Jennifer Phillips booked them a vacation in the town of Charlston.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime continues to doubt the Aerialbots and orders Jetfire to take over the unit and undermine the Aerialbots on their mission investigating Decepticon activity in Charlston to see how they hold up. Jetfire thinks this is sucky- but does as he's ordered.

While taking a walk, Danny Phillips finds the Charlston Power Plant seemingly abandoned. Wandering througn the buildings, he discovers this is because the Decepticons Skywarp, Starscream and Thundercracker have locked the plant personnel in an energy cage and are converting its output into Energon cubes with a Power siphon. Skywarp grabs Danny and squeezes- just as the Aerialbots, goaded into overriding Skydive's recommended cautious approach, attack. Skydive accidentally overloads the energon Cubes, and Jetfire orders Fireflight (the team's worst flyer) to take Danny to safety. Fireflight drops Danny on the beach near the Charlston where the employees hare gathered to watch the distant battle, but his poor flying combined with the earlier abuse at Skywarp's hands has caused Danny to black out, and the humans think he has harmed him.

As the battle takes to the sky, Jetfire is shot down by Starscream, and the Aerialbots form Superion. However, Superion is so crippled by the Aerialbot's various phobias, complexes, insecurities and conflicts that he can only focus on one thing at a time. He grabs Starscream and throws him to the ground- into the (thankfully empty) Charlston Hotel. Heedless of the damage is causing, Superion begins digging through the wreckage of the hotel to finish Starscream off when Danny, outraged by the utter pointlessness of this battle between the robots he thought were here to make the world a better place, screams at him to stop and look what he's doing. Starscream escapes as Superion struggles to understand- and fails.

Danny responds to the latest Stephen King book.

Jetfire, having been shot down for most of the battle, did not witness most of the Aerialbots failings and tells Prime that they only need experience, leaving them to struggle with their dangerous problems on their own. For his part, Danny is bitter to discover that the robots are no better than humans with all their fighting and squabbling, and he throws his scrapbook out into the sea before returning home.


Items of note

  • Thundercracker is not named in this story. But seriously- who else would it be?
  • This is possibly one of the bleakest Transformers stories ever published. The Aerialbots resent one another's weaknesses, Jetfire is forced to play the bad guy to the new guys (the only Autobots who don't already consider him as a 'renegade Decepticon') and Danny's lionization of and search for the Transformers (with the eventual disappointment, realization and rejection) is couched entirely in terms evoking Danny's relationship to an absent, never mentioned, father. In the end Jetfire fails to see the truth and so the Aerialbots are left to suffer in silence, while Danny does see the truth and is forced to accept that there is no meaning in suffering- it simply is.