User:IzGavin

"Not really a big deal"

Gavin, at least that's what he calls himself, is a man-probably, who has a superhuman ability to remember anything he reads. Most of the time he uses this super power to remember useless Transformers lore so that he can prove that this series is a convoluted mess that makes even the one single timeline of Kingdom Hearts look like a straight line.

When he isn't slowly replacing all useful knowledge in his brain with Robot Hyperborea lore and struggling to not break his glass desk, Gavin survives by consuming a prodigious amount of Barq's Root Beer(which has turned his body into 90% artificial sugar), Skittles, Oreos, Publix Fried Chicken, Tijuana Flats, and Cherry 7-Up.

He has no known physical weaknesses but has little to no attention span, hence why nothing he has spent ages on has ever actually come out.